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One day, while touching grass, you found a five-leaf clover, causing you to split into five like reverse Captain Planet, and isekai to five different settings, however, in every different world, you are a cat.
One day, you didn't hold your Switch 2 steady while in bed and it fell flat on your face, causing you to isekai to 1925 with a PokéMart cheat system, allowing you to sell Pokémon to kind hearted people, but you soon lost your way, instead of a poor traveling adventurer, you became the founder of the largest conglomerate in the world, richer than the richest country's ten year GDP instead, alas...
One day, you ate some dark chocolate so bitter that you isekaied and became an Ultimate Being™ and Big Bad™ in a kaiju/sentai/mahou shoujo multiverse, and you gained a cheat-like ability to absorb negative emotions as purest energy. Thus you became a teacher, when you save your students from fires, you also brought an extra copy of homework in case "it got burnt"
One day, you accidentally tripped while going out to touch grass, and because the ground was very hard, your soul split off into ten pieces and nine pieces of your soul was isekaied to other multiverses. Now you have ten bodies in ten different places, but they all happen to be regular humans in scary settings that face world destruction every so often, moreover, you now have ten moms and seventy fiancées
After isekai, your new mom panicked after seeing that you didn't even have a girlfriend after graduating from kindergarten, so she went and got you seven betrothals with seven princesses with magic powers. When you asked your mom, she said she's just a regular mom, don't worry about it.
Lmao this descriptor in that story jumped out at me, "He was so happy at the compliment from the woman of his dreams that his eyes lit up, like a dog who has just seen shit, eager to pounce and eat."
So this one story I read this other day, the MC has Harry Potter magic and Superman powers, and he's like an orphan kid, growing up in an orphanage in Gotham, and writer has him save an equally tween Zatanna, fight beside tween Bruce Wayne, etc. and MC's like, Zatanna is pretty cute, but writer has her only have eyes for Bruce, and it's like self-NTRing for 50 chapters
... so in the face of a supernatural enemy, rather than relying on physical skills, he decided to fall back on traditional American martial arts--pull out a glock!
I see a lot of doro memes over here lately, but since I haven't been out of the country in a long time, I wanna ask, are there lots of doro memes overseas too?
One day, you accidentally died in bed due to dropping your phone on your face from watching a video of a truck that honked really loud, causing you to isekai to another world where you gained the isekai cheat where you are rewarded for how long you stay in bed and how well your sleep was,
One day, a million yandere girls each smacked your head with a bat, causing you a slight headache and mild amnesia, and as you laid in your hospital bed wondering who you are, they all approached you claiming to be your wife
Lmao this descriptor in that story jumped out at me, "With this acquired physique, her supernatural powers upgrade path is now as smooth as coffee-empowered diarrhea."
Like just because it's milk and toast doesn't mean we can't add some honey and chocolate syrup to the milk then top it with some whipped cream and maybe it's sourdough toast so we add some olive oil, garlic, and butter and grill it with some cheese, maybe put a couple pieces of bacon on it too, "mmm, so milquetoast" right? But I guess that's not how the world works, alas.
Now that I think about it, making Pokemon learn moves is sort of like having a human learn a new profession or skill. Like telling a human to learn how to drive a tank or do open heart surgery or whatever. Man, Pokemon must hate having to learn like half a dozen TMs in a row, that's like going through K-12 education multiple times...
On this day, I ran into four stories where, in some manner or form woven into the plot, the MC isekaied to the past or something like that and found out after a while that his wife is actually Zeus, King of the Gods, who transformed into a woman to fuck him, and only found out because an angry Hera showed up, causing them to have angry threesome, with Zeus as a girl the whole time
After isekaing to another world, you built some androids companions whom you named Ms. 2B, Ms. A2, Ms. Chachamaru, Ms. Mahoro, Ms. 18, Ms. 21, Ms. Nono, Ms. Kosmos, Ms. Chii, and Ms. Ikaros, and then you lived happily ever after. The End.