So there's this guy, right? An absolute asshole, he is, all buff and shit, he just runs around with a bow and no arrows, and just shoots up the place without a word, and, you know, when shit gets tough he just tosses his professional equipment aside and starts dual wielding a pair of swords, swinging them around like an amateur, but when I asked him what he is, you know what he told me? He told me he's a wizard.