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You: "Hey--"
Bitch: "Fuck off, loser."
You: "But--"
Bitch: "What don't you understand?"
You: "Your phone--"
Bitch: "Like you have a chance! Fuck off!"
You: "... you left your phone. And you're gone. Oh, it's ringing. Hello?"
the guy above mine remodeled the entire bathroom before covid, then moved out, and then the new owners, because Chinese traditions of not using other people's tiles/etc, remodeled the entire place after covid
If you think about it, maybe memes are an important part of, uh
look, I'm just
Um
Hmmm
It's just, you know, it's been so long since Age of Empires has had any sort of relevance, if you think about it, so like, if they had more memes, maybe they could turn the sinking ship that hit an iceberg and was patched up with gum and spit back around
you gain the ability to make explosions, but they only come in one size, tsar bomba, and it comes with special effects that make it shinier and flashier
and you have to do a magical girl transformation before you do it
you gain the ability to cause everyone in the entire world to suffer thousand years of pain, the taijutsu technique, every single time you use this technique on any person
it feels like war has become more and more like how the zerg fight, you know, they have an overlord watching and coordinating everything and linking all units into a network so they all move at the same time, and all the units deployed are like basically operated by the overlord like a bunch of drones being shot out from the back of a truck
what if because theres too many users in the world simulation now, everyones brains are running on high latency mode, with reduced ram and computing power
kidney shot/kidney punch is like a stunning blow or disorienting kind of attack, but kidney failure can lead to erectile dysfunction, so maybe it's more terrible an attack than what's on the surface
you know, when you see the word 'wellspring', and you're like, you see it in fiction a lot, bathing in springs, right, but it's like, never done that irl, even the 'hot springs' that I've gone to are like just regular indoor or outdoor baths, not really a 'spring', but what even is a spring, and what about those bathing springs in fantasy, like how do they exist, why do they be, what am I
Like if I had to write up all the knights of the round table, instead of the usual hero's journey of an individual, then I'd probably use that method, since it's a good way to distinguish each character from the other, because writers have a different problem of characters having similar tones or overlapping traits
sort of like how memorable the circus were in a bug's life, compared to modern hollywood hero group
...I am not sure what it will feel like if I finish a story thread and years later someone finds it. Kinda want to though.
Although that involved actually finishing something.