"After the Axis Cult abused me by making me work 48 hours a day for 730 days a year, I decided to send a curse up to the Goddess Aqua, but in a heated haze that clouded my mind I accidentally sent a love letter instead, and the very next moment, a blue-haired moron appeared and called me 'wife' and said she was so moved by my confession..."
you know like the kinda thing you write when you've worked all day and feel mentally exhausted, and it's just like you wanna write some dross to cleanse yourself of muck that is the filth of the wrongness of this world