In the Jianghu, there are three types of people you shouldn't mess with; elders, women, and children.
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I saw this guy with a small innovation on the "multiverse chatroom" idea, you know, well, one person had made a tweak like this before; basically the first one was MC joins a Multiverse Heroes chat, gets kicked, and then joins a Multiverse Villains chat, helps villains rape heroes, etc.
This new one is more like how modern people are; MC has multiple chatrooms at the same time
There was a shaolin soccer, but no one ever made a shaolin basketball... I think that would have been more fun to watch hmph hmph
A meme phrase that is used a lot is "I'll let you know why flowers are so red", which is an implication that I'm going to beat you so hard that you're going to bleed until you paint all the flowers in the garden with a coat of blood, originating from some piece of shit meme song, as some memes tend to do
It's so annoying that some stories use "zhang" as a measurement for height, like "this monkey demon is grew to two zhang, like a moving mountain of muscle", like what does that even mean
and then I realized foreign readers probably felt the same with shit like "inch" and "dozen"
but zhang is 1.68 meters, which is like knuts and sickles
but actually just average height maybe
a rhyme
一些人一出生就在罗马
一些人一辈子都是牛马
If you think about it, all people who are of the reborn from birth type of isekai are loliconsPlease help me to get my account approved and i will pray to truck kun to isekai your ass, jokes aside, please do help me-i have been waiting for months now to get the email for verification.
So China had this kind of pronouns chaos thing too before, and it was kind of political, but it was like 600 years ago during the Ming era, when monks used to call themselves 咱家 to represent indifference and inner peace, but was later gender appropriated by eunuchs to represent lack of sex/desire, so they say 咱家 in place of other pronouns
Now it's a pronoun for eunuchs
男子汉大丈夫，拿得起放得下
therefore a manly man can give the dick and receive the dick
wuxia fanfics are so annoying in how they have caocao tendencies, like the MCs always try to go for people's wives instead of young daughters wtf
and them writers are always so weird like "you're too young, too inexperienced, and sometimes naive, that's why you like little girls, only when you understand do you know to like other people's married women"
I think the "I have unlimited clones in different settings in the multiverse" is kind of bad late game, because it's got a this infinite ramp; if we limit the clones to like, idk, 7 seats, so every time you need a new clone/setting, you need to kill an old one, it can work
Like so;
Old avatar is old!
Source of avatar is Kiku Cosplay of Mamizou. You can find her on Twitter.
And a tanuki borked
In League of Legends, 一血 is First Blood, the first kill of the game. 一血 is also "virginity", so when you get First Blood in a match, you're taking that opponent's virginity.
Sauce of sauce is sauce-sauce of "Sauce: This sauce sauce is sauce not the Sauce"
Sauce of avatar is 37-38 of "Master: This rebellious disciple is definitely not the Holy Son"
腿玩年，胸玩辈
I can play with Tohsaka's legs for a year, but I can play with Matou's chest for a lifetime.
摆脱搞实业，专心恋爱脑!!!
It took me so long to figure out that the onomatopoeia "嘤嘤嘤", as a sound that girls make when they're pouting or acting cute in narrative, is supposed to mean they're doing a whiny sound lmao
lmao this white dude chose 白龙 as his chinese name
I isekaied and became the dark hand behind the scenes by creating monsters born from human malevolence, ghosts born from urban legends, and a hell filled with demons
Wei Xiaobao in The Deer and The Cauldron seems to be a prototype for the wuxia/xianxia "son of heaven" ultra lucky but awful morality/personality male protagonist with a comedy-harem
If you think about it, all "Gamer" type powers that reward killing should be renamed "Villain Systems", because, you know, that's rewarding murder and all, even if it's normalized in "games", it's real life, right
These legs are pretty good, I could play with them for years
Biigoh the Elder, Biigoh the Younger
if you think about it, Star Wars is just space wuxia
like everything that ever was written in the Star Wars setting has been written in one or another wuxia story, except it all happened in ancient China or alternate ancient China
The Dragon Elephant Prajna Kungfu is a bug in the otherwise rather low wuxia setting of Jin Yong's Return of the Condor Heroes; each of its 13 levels requires twice as much time to practice than the last, and each doubles your power compared to the last
So an average martial artist needs 8000+ years to finish the skill, but if you can, you might as well be a physical cultivator in xianxia
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