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Biigoh
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"Ding! System has detected a potential user [Biigoh], impoverished, disabled in appearance, gacha waifu NTRd, deadlast academically, jobless, and down bad...
... Initiating Isekai...
... isekai choices:
1. new eunuch in chinese palace
2. new eunuch in turkish palace
3. new eunuch in roman palace"
almost every wuxia fan story that has any romance in it will almost always have an ancient Chinese character played by Liu Yifei
but it's never Disney's Mulan
I found this really nice "villain" wuxia story, it's not one of those "I'm just here for the harem" or those "I'm a retard murderhobo" or those "I'm a Chinese protagonist in disguise/with a villain label", it's actually a MC who acts out desires, does edgy evil shit with a purpose, and early stage it's like a bad cop in the secret service type story
GabeN's Chinese nickname is G胖 lmao
For some reason, in modern wuxia, Japanese fighters are always only "jianhao" (sword exclusive ronin) or ninja
While, Murong Fu (from Tianlong Babu) is always ridiculed for focusing on other martial arts instead of his family skill is "miraculous" for taking enemy attacks and returning it back to them
While in wuxia, aikido doesn't exist
It seems like a lot of wuxia has a "demon dance", which is a seductive dance done by succubus-like evil path women, but it's supposed to be inspired by Liao/Yuan dynasty's mongol/nomad's captured female slave dancers, just like one of the more ubiquitous aphrodisiac/rape drug that can be translated as "mongolian sweat medicine" lmao
There once was a Biigoh who lazily laid about and then phone exploded, so Biigoh isekaied
It's because the kanji for Sasuke is Zuo Zhu, which is supposed to be 'to help', but 'Zhu' is phonetically similar to the 'Zhu' of 'pillar', and 'two' as in 'er' is a meme term for stupid, so he's nicknamed 'Er Zhu' which is 'Two Pillars', so basically it's a nickname to say that he's an idiot
There ought to be more interesting curses in Harry Potter than crucio, like, idk, dysmenorrhea or maybe a false pregnancy curse or something
男人没一个好东西
In the Jianghu, there are three types of people you shouldn't mess with; elders, women, and children.
I saw this guy with a small innovation on the "multiverse chatroom" idea, you know, well, one person had made a tweak like this before; basically the first one was MC joins a Multiverse Heroes chat, gets kicked, and then joins a Multiverse Villains chat, helps villains rape heroes, etc.
This new one is more like how modern people are; MC has multiple chatrooms at the same time
There was a shaolin soccer, but no one ever made a shaolin basketball... I think that would have been more fun to watch hmph hmph
A meme phrase that is used a lot is "I'll let you know why flowers are so red", which is an implication that I'm going to beat you so hard that you're going to bleed until you paint all the flowers in the garden with a coat of blood, originating from some piece of shit meme song, as some memes tend to do
It's so annoying that some stories use "zhang" as a measurement for height, like "this monkey demon is grew to two zhang, like a moving mountain of muscle", like what does that even mean
and then I realized foreign readers probably felt the same with shit like "inch" and "dozen"
but zhang is 1.68 meters, which is like knuts and sickles
but actually just average height maybe
a rhyme
一些人一出生就在罗马
一些人一辈子都是牛马
If you think about it, all people who are of the reborn from birth type of isekai are loliconsPlease help me to get my account approved and i will pray to truck kun to isekai your ass, jokes aside, please do help me-i have been waiting for months now to get the email for verification.
So China had this kind of pronouns chaos thing too before, and it was kind of political, but it was like 600 years ago during the Ming era, when monks used to call themselves 咱家 to represent indifference and inner peace, but was later gender appropriated by eunuchs to represent lack of sex/desire, so they say 咱家 in place of other pronouns
Now it's a pronoun for eunuchs
男子汉大丈夫，拿得起放得下
therefore a manly man can give the dick and receive the dick
wuxia fanfics are so annoying in how they have caocao tendencies, like the MCs always try to go for people's wives instead of young daughters wtf
and them writers are always so weird like "you're too young, too inexperienced, and sometimes naive, that's why you like little girls, only when you understand do you know to like other people's married women"
I think the "I have unlimited clones in different settings in the multiverse" is kind of bad late game, because it's got a this infinite ramp; if we limit the clones to like, idk, 7 seats, so every time you need a new clone/setting, you need to kill an old one, it can work
Like so;
Old avatar is old!
Source of avatar is Kiku Cosplay of Mamizou. You can find her on Twitter.
And a tanuki borked
In League of Legends, 一血 is First Blood, the first kill of the game. 一血 is also "virginity", so when you get First Blood in a match, you're taking that opponent's virginity.
Sauce of sauce is sauce-sauce of "Sauce: This sauce sauce is sauce not the Sauce"
Sauce of avatar is 37-38 of "Master: This rebellious disciple is definitely not the Holy Son"
腿玩年，胸玩辈
I can play with Tohsaka's legs for a year, but I can play with Matou's chest for a lifetime. -
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