Silver W. King

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  d.fish

• 28 minutes ago

You isekaied by most evil deed of littering on the ground, becoming an evil wizard demon god dark lord emperor. Just as you completed your master plan, a moron and his idiot friends accidentally trip and tumbled through your nine hells dimensional dungeon, landing right in front of your throne. They start shouting about "justice" "youth" and "friendship", causing you to get a sense of impending doom.

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  d.fish

• Today at 7:06 AM

You know, usually at the start of a story where the MC has like a gamer-esque system, they'd show their power by saying the MC is a power level 5 trash, or an easy prey, or whatever

this is the first time I've seen the story say "To avoid discouraging the user, it's better not to display your current power level" lmao

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 4:27 PM

buckler shields are actually cooking pot lids

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  d.fish

• Saturday at 9:17 PM

You gain the isekai cheat of having succubus-like ability, but it only affects married women who aren't married to you

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  Ayashi

• Saturday at 6:23 PM

IDK if it's something you aproved but I just found your entire snippets thread (and a few other fics) being reposted by some guy on FF.net

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  d.fish

• Wednesday at 2:10 PM

It feels like the reason why people like DC is because they don't want MCU

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  d.fish

• Jun 28, 2025

After you isekaied as the Sun, you sneezed, because space is cold, but this caused a solar flare to swallow the Earth

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  d.fish

• Jun 27, 2025

I was reading a story, and a line popped out to me like a bitch slap I didn't expect:

"His gait held such confidence that he appeared like the lawyer in the OJ Simpson murder trial who pulled out the glove."

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  d.fish

• Jun 26, 2025

"Earth is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars."

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  d.fish

• Jun 26, 2025

You looked at a pretty girl one day, causing you to isekai and become a prettiest girl, but then you found out you just became the main heroine (victim) (target) of multiple dating sim story lines at the same time!

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  d.fish

• Jun 24, 2025

One day, you drank a sip of water, causing you to isekai and gain the pure and innocent powers of hypnosis, perception change, time stop, tentacles, x-ray vision, panty note, seduction scent, dream walking, illusions, and even sharingan

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  Silver W. King

• Jun 24, 2025

I need to stop reading Yugioh fics. They give me bad ideas. Like writing them.

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  Midnightson41

• Jun 22, 2025

Hi I know you probably don't like getting messages about your Old Stories but I had a Idea for Making a Video Game Company to Get My Waifu that I just had to tell you about it.

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  d.fish

• Jun 20, 2025

After isekaing to DXD, you didn't have any cheats or tricks, using your human mortal coil and the wisp of will within the low tier sacred gear you were born with, you fought in two world wars and survived numerous disasters, finally grinded your way up to inheriting and then becoming the new God of the Bible. Just then, you hear a sound, "Ding! Your isekai cheat has arrived!"

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  d.fish

• Jun 19, 2025

So some stories call the middle finger the "international greeting of good will" that a modern protagonist offers traditional big bads, so some stories that are scifi or high fantasy or whatever that go into space and stuff call the middle finger the "interstellar greeting of good will"

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  d.fish

• Jun 18, 2025

One day, while driving a truck and contributing to the God of Isekai's KPI and earning a commission on each isekai by driving on sidewalks rather than streets, a system matchmaking error occurred, causing you to crash into your sales rival, a dumptruck driver, causing you to isekai along with your isekai truck

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  d.fish

• Jun 18, 2025

"Do you like me?"
"I... I don't know."
"Then do you hate me?"
"I don't?"
"Then you like me."
"Is this what liking is like?"
"Yes, now let's get married."

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  Silver W. King

• Jun 17, 2025

None of the Celestial Jump Chains have stuff from One Piece or Haki!

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  d.fish

• Jun 16, 2025

There's a saying that all isekai protagonists, in reality, are all arrogant, proclaiming themselves as chosen ones or whatever. But on the other monkey's paw, if you isekai and you have a cheat, and your ambitions are still the same, isn't that a waste of an isekai?

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  d.fish

• Jun 14, 2025

While delivering pizza, you accidentally touched the customer's butt, causing her to slap you, which made you isekai as Pizza Time Spider-Man!

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  d.fish

• Jun 12, 2025

Bad news: Sir already has girlfriends!

Good news: Sir has more than one girlfriend! I still have a chance!

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  ZurigaSungama

• Jun 12, 2025

Reincarnated as Bill Gates in 2017, but if you don't discover David Koch's credit card number before he dies in 2019, you die forever!

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  d.fish

• Jun 11, 2025

is yellow
has red cheeks
super effective against water

spongebob is a pikachu

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  d.fish

• Jun 10, 2025

I always thought it would've made more sense if "kid flash's" name was "speedy", like that name has nothing to do with shooting arrows

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  d.fish

• Jun 10, 2025

("ಡωಡ")

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  d.fish

• Jun 9, 2025

"Creation is always more difficult than destruction, just like how taking a shit is harder than eating a shit."

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  d.fish

• Jun 9, 2025

Whenever encountering a foe who likes to show off, it's time to summon all the Silvers across the multiverses for a Gang Up of Justice!

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  d.fish

• Jun 7, 2025

One day, while touching grass, you found a five-leaf clover, causing you to split into five like reverse Captain Planet, and isekai to five different settings, however, in every different world, you are a cat.

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  d.fish

• Jun 6, 2025

One day, you didn't hold your Switch 2 steady while in bed and it fell flat on your face, causing you to isekai to 1925 with a PokéMart cheat system, allowing you to sell Pokémon to kind hearted people, but you soon lost your way, instead of a poor traveling adventurer, you became the founder of the largest conglomerate in the world, richer than the richest country's ten year GDP instead, alas...

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  d.fish

• Jun 3, 2025

One day, you ate some dark chocolate so bitter that you isekaied and became an Ultimate Being™ and Big Bad™ in a kaiju/sentai/mahou shoujo multiverse, and you gained a cheat-like ability to absorb negative emotions as purest energy. Thus you became a teacher, when you save your students from fires, you also brought an extra copy of homework in case "it got burnt"