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  1. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Yes, I would. After giving you a long bath and scrub down.
  2. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    *Summons tentacles* I'm in the mood, are you?
  3. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Happily, but how do you feel about some magical tentacles being summoned to help us with the fun?
  4. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Mhmm. No. Perhaps? No, no. No interest.
  5. Hotuko

    I want to ask context. But at the same time I really don't. Just... take a shot of alcohol or...

    I want to ask context. But at the same time I really don't. Just... take a shot of alcohol or fill a pitcher with your favorite soda and a few ounces of decent, flavored alcohol and hide from idiots.
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  6. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    And you're on a list of being unbangable for someone with teratophilia
  7. Hotuko

    Its a short rib sandwich, not a grilled cheese.

    Its a short rib sandwich, not a grilled cheese.
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  8. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Nope to the mash. Or art. Or whatever Dapper's avatar is. And John, perhaps you should combine your posts instead of mutiple single line posts? 4 posts in a row is a bit of a stretch.
  9. Hotuko

    She's from an era where the hot bitch that could kill you five ways to Sunday while out growling...

    She's from an era where the hot bitch that could kill you five ways to Sunday while out growling and grunting you was prime wife material. Basically, the prototype of the girl boss archtype that been so throughly dragged through the mud by Hollywood and game devs in recent years.
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  10. Hotuko

    His scrambled and fried egg video was arguably worse as it showed just how much he was...

    His scrambled and fried egg video was arguably worse as it showed just how much he was classically trained in French cooking.
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  11. Hotuko

    .... I never knew this and I'm just staring in shock.

    .... I never knew this and I'm just staring in shock.
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  12. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    *Throws open all window binds to let the sun in!* You're still too pale! Consume the light of the daystar upon your skin!
  13. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    What's that song again? I'll do it all for that cookie? I think I wou... and I get notified that I posted too slowly. And the wheel spins to the business man. Yep, would still.
  14. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Not in the mood right now for you. But you really do need more sun.
  15. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    How many times can you explode? Shall we find that limit?
  16. Hotuko

    Took me a minute to realize you're talking about Mass Effect. Good luck and enjoy. Try to...

    Took me a minute to realize you're talking about Mass Effect. Good luck and enjoy. Try to avoid the mecha tentacles, unless you're into that.
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  17. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    The desirable umu missed the business man. And as for the apparent Kancolle character. Mhmm. No teeth. And should I take out the ropes?
  18. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    A seedy back alley yes.
  19. Hotuko

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Beam me up and lets break the holodeck.
  20. Hotuko

    Maybe have a small notebook on hand for when you have inspiration and desire to write, but not...

    Maybe have a small notebook on hand for when you have inspiration and desire to write, but not feeling like writing out a full scene or so.
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