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  1. Andre Chaos

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    I would like to share some of my brandy with a knight. But pass on smashing business.
  2. TroyX

    Thank you very much! It, like Horny Imp, is on hiatus, but that's specifically only until I...

    Thank you very much! It, like Horny Imp, is on hiatus, but that's specifically only until I finish a fic of mine, which is crawling along, currently about five-sixths of the way through - it was about not-quite-halfway through when PON and HI went on hiatus. So probably still another year or two...
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  3. Blue burrowing critter

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Mostly for arrows really, surprise attacks and such, and it hides my insecurities. Mind telling me how tall you are? Need to know if I should bring a lance.
  4. Triumvirate_PHO

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    I'm honored to be recognized, eldritch child of chaos.
  5. Andre Chaos

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    You can have a lick, but no smashing or biting (probably a bad idea). Be a good wendigo! (or whatever you are)
  6. Avip_br

    Dick the Builder: A Jerk of All Trades

    I'm not going to post everything here, so you won't get to the spicy parts of the story.
  7. Triumvirate_PHO

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Apologies, little meat. I just love to play with my food sometimes. You're surely welcome to try, appetizer~ I wonder what you hide underneath that metal shell.
  8. Mahina Fable

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Eh, it's not the size of the blade, but the placement of the thrust.
  9. Joker123

    Happy New Year!!!

    Happy New Year!!!
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  10. Mac tire Dubh

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Is that a shortsword, Sir Knight?.
  11. Blue burrowing critter

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Don't know if my sword could go deep enough, or my morning star will pound hard enough...
  12. Mahina Fable

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    ....And you wonder why I run, when you say things like that?
  13. Flutters Is Shy

    Thank you for all the entertaining words!

    Thank you for all the entertaining words!
  14. Triumvirate_PHO

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    That's fine. I love it when they run~
  15. Mahina Fable

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Because.
  16. Triumvirate_PHO

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Hello, again~ Why do you always run?
  17. Triumvirate_PHO

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    You need more meat on your bones...
  18. Mahina Fable

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Smash. With giggles.
  19. Mistodon

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    You look like you've got rabies. Lycanthropy too, but I'm more concerned about the rabies.
  20. Mac tire Dubh

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Dear I can be anything, Solid,Liquid,Gases, no bigger then a microorganism, to the size of planet. Multiple shadow tentacles You know you want to.
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