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  1. JollyRogering

    Ha yeah, I'd probably be singing a different tune if I was hard up, but nowadays finding the...

    Ha yeah, I'd probably be singing a different tune if I was hard up, but nowadays finding the alone time to indulge in some vidya seems so much more rare.
  2. JollyRogering

    I'm having a great time. I've been dating a bit lately, and my current partner joked that I'm...

    I'm having a great time. I've been dating a bit lately, and my current partner joked that I'm more invested in Kratos and Atreus relationship than I am ours. ... I laughed, but inwardly cringed. That was the sickest self burn I've heard in a while, cause she's totally right. In conclusion...
  3. JollyRogering

    Madelines are what I make at home most often, but you need a special pan. Crêpes suzette are my...

    Madelines are what I make at home most often, but you need a special pan. Crêpes suzette are my long time favourite, but flambé is a skill I urge you not to try and learn without professional oversight. And croissants were put on this earth to test my will to live, but real, fresh homemade...
  4. JollyRogering

    I'm quite fond of making my own icecream, made from the traditional crème anglaise base or a...

    I'm quite fond of making my own icecream, made from the traditional crème anglaise base or a berry based semifreddo, because you can use fresh ingredients and customise them exactly to your taste, and because they are kept frozen they store forever so the effort to make them is never wasted. I...
  5. JollyRogering

    Finally, if you are looking for something a little more out there, but still a baked dessert...

    Finally, if you are looking for something a little more out there, but still a baked dessert, you can whip up some Crème Brûlée. It's a crowd pleaser, and while it's definitely more advanced, you can do smaller, seperate portions just fine. Also, you'll need a small torch to caramelise some...
  6. JollyRogering

    An apple pie or crumble is another easy one that will get you very far, and you can even get...

    An apple pie or crumble is another easy one that will get you very far, and you can even get away with using tinned apples, so it won't be too pricey. Sticky date pudding is also manageable, and if you serve it with something like a brandy and fig butterscotch sauce, mmmm.
  7. JollyRogering

    People often recommend muffins, but I disagree. Muffins are surprisingly finicky, and can be too...

    People often recommend muffins, but I disagree. Muffins are surprisingly finicky, and can be too wet or too dry very easily. If you are looking for something very easy and still really tasty, there is a French dessert called Clafoutis that is excellent.
  8. JollyRogering

    Choux pastry, the stuff that eclairs and the like are made of, isn't as hard as it sounds if you...

    Choux pastry, the stuff that eclairs and the like are made of, isn't as hard as it sounds if you watch a few videos. Churros are similar, there is a bit of a process but it's easier than it sounds (but you will need a piping bag). For something with shelf life, you could buy a cake tin and go...
  9. JollyRogering

    QQ is a collection of smutty amateur literature, so occasionally you find that sort of thing...

    QQ is a collection of smutty amateur literature, so occasionally you find that sort of thing, but it isn't what most authors here have in mind. They want to write porn. Plot is usually the smut delivery method, but I don't think any of us would be here if we weren't interested in that. Thing is...
  10. JollyRogering

    Well, a lot of the stories here, and especially the overwhelming majority of harem fics, are all...

    Well, a lot of the stories here, and especially the overwhelming majority of harem fics, are all about gratification. And it's porn, so that's 100% fair. Thing is, I consistently found myself thinking 'wow, that's how they reacted to this? That's kinda fucked' when reading that stuff, and it...
  11. JollyRogering

    I've read... a lot of fiction, both published and amateur. I've always enjoyed reading over...

    I've read... a lot of fiction, both published and amateur. I've always enjoyed reading over watching tv, so I can't point you to a single source of inspiration. I think a good part of my fic's popularity is that I think it filled a niche; a lot of guys here seem tired of harem fics devoid of...
  12. JollyRogering

    Thanks big fella.

    Thanks big fella.
  13. JollyRogering

    I'm glad you like it, it's been a really great experience picking up writing! And of course...

    I'm glad you like it, it's been a really great experience picking up writing! And of course, it's your hard-earned money, spend it however you like. If you want to commission a picture, you go right ahead.
  14. JollyRogering

    Thanks! Haha, I might get Patreon some day, but I reckon that making one after only writing...

    Thanks! Haha, I might get Patreon some day, but I reckon that making one after only writing something that so far is equivalent in length to a teensy little novella might be jumping the gun a bit.
  15. JollyRogering

    Bro I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm doing but I'm running with it.

    Bro I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm doing but I'm running with it.
  16. JollyRogering

    Hey there. Yeah, I'm actually something of a long time lurker, deciding to come out of the...

    Hey there. Yeah, I'm actually something of a long time lurker, deciding to come out of the shell. I've got two more chapters written that just need some serious editing, so more soon!
  17. JollyRogering

    I really wasn't expecting such a positive response to my writing. My motivation is really going...

    I really wasn't expecting such a positive response to my writing. My motivation is really going up, Vergil would be proud.
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