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Chapter 10: First Quest (3/3) - Shattered Grail.
"Is something wrong?" I asked my company as we patrolled the outskirts of town.
"A battle is happening over there." She lifted her hand, pointing eastward. "I must go, I shall return once it's over."
Gazing into the direction she pointed, I...
Chapter 9: First Quest (2/3) - House husband Emiya.
As I placed a clean set of plates back in the cupboards, Jeanne idled in the living room watching the television.
"Due to the recent string of murders, officials has warned the people that a possible serial killer might be on the loose. Make...
Chapter 8: First Quest (1/3) - A pair of Saints.
As the sun broke through the horizon, bringing light across Fuyuki's cityscape, I sat on the porch while Sakura stood behind me, comb in hand. She brushed my lengthy hair, her touch gentle yet firm before tying the lower half into a fine braid...
Chapter 7: A moment of peace.
Inside an enormous kirk situated at the heart of the Vatican, bathed in the soft glow of candlelight, two men stood before a magnificent cross, the symbol of their faith, with their heads tilted in reverent worship.
"The Lord has given me directions," spoke a...
Chapter 6: Extermination.
As night broke across Fuyuki, I emerge from my room with newfound determination coursing through my veins. Tonight was the night where my plans came into fruition. Before that however, there was one last thing I needed to do.
Opening a sliding door, my entry into...
Chapter 5: Time skip.
In the secluded yard of the Emiya residence, a small workshop, formerly an ordinary shed turned smithy, hummed with rhythmic clang of metal against metal. Inside, a young man with crown braided auburn hair worked diligently, his hands moved expertly shaping glowing metal...
Chapter 4: Training.
The bell sung its melodic tune, signaling the end of today's school activities. Thankfully, I wasn't on cleaning duty, so I was allowed to leave immediately. Many of the students barreled out of the gates and ran into their guardians, while I continued walking without...
Chapter 3: A withering flower.
"Shirou… is it ready yet?" A young woman's tired voice sounded from the living room.
"In a moment, so stop whining." I replied while keeping my hands busy. They danced between countertops, deftly chopping vegetables with practiced precision. The sizzle of onions...
Chapter 2: System.
In my grasp was a kitchen knife the length of my entire forearm. Some might say giving a knife to a 7 year old is irresponsible—and they would be right, but Kiritsugu knows I can handle myself. And god forbid that man be allowed inside a kitchen, he'll just burn everything...
This is a self-insert, mostly self-indulgent piece of fan work and nothing else. Enjoy this garbage.
P.S: Expect random power-ups.
Chapter 1: Shirou Emiya. (15D/3M/24Y)
[Have fun! Sincerely, Dunnonia.] A youthful voice reached my ears, pulling me out of my thoughts.
"What?" Confused, I...
Disclaimer: Not a lick of planning went into the making of this piece of fan fiction. I'm just writing down what my little noodle up here had thought of on the spot.
Chapter 6: A normal day.
"Leon?" Enkidu gave him a cold stare that would've bore a hole through Leon's head had he carried such...
Chapter 5: Welcome to the family.
"That escalated quickly," I chuckled while gazing beyond the horizon. Bathed under the soft rays of sunlight, a burnished metallic mass in the form of a majestic bull with two ocean-blue horns strutted forward, producing a loud boom that shook the earth with...
Chapter 4: Uruk.
"Excuse me… are you alright?" A child-like voice entered my ears, jolting my mind awake.
Stirred from my slumber, I opened my eyes and caught sight of a rather adorable young man, no older than 16, with silky grass-hued hair that fell just below his shoulders, looking over me...
Chapter 3: Humanity.
"Magnificent." I said while staring intensely at the water's surface below me. More specifically, at the reflection it was giving; it was of a young man, who's appearance exudes of femininity. He possessed long braided hair, black as the night itself, that gently flowed...
Chapter 2: Around the world. (2/6/24)
"Oh boy," I smack my lips while glancing upwards into the night sky. "I sure hope that meteor doesn't hit me." I said jokingly. From beyond the stars, a decently sized asteroid fragmented into countless pieces upon breaking past the Earth's atmosphere, but...
—Fate/Whimsical God—
Some poor sod awakens in the void, accidentally wills himself into becoming a nigh-omnipotent god, then crash lands into the world of Fate before life had even sprouted on the planet. What could go wrong? (Crack-fic incoming.)
Author's notes: First of, I would like to...