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You ever wonder if the rate of kemonomimi characters based on a certain animal type might be inversely proportional to the amount people are actually having sex with that kind of animal? We never had Umamusume before people that knew about Mr.Hands grew up.
End of her First year Shiro will likely have placed in a double digit number of races, and have won several. By comparison other Uma may have run double digit races at the end of their first year. Most will be somewhere in the 5-7 range.
She started earlier than most and is running about two...
You have it backwards. She's going to remove her limiters by putting more weight on. Everyone knows she's serious when she puts on a 70kg backpack in the gate.
The original goes ABAB ABCC, and I'd already done the work of changing the first 2Bs and didn't want to figure out an -ay ending for a start of things. And since it's lyrics being able to match the cadence matters more imo. Especially since the second verse already breaks the pattern with line...
Well, I did it. It only took ten minutes of actual work to produce this evil. If something like this happens it's when Shirogane is recruiting for a post-school team of similarly intimidating frontrunners.
Another thing to note is that, while their relationships are somewhat fucked up, her pals are in fact trying to help her even at their worst. Take the SLS situation as an example, sure they start off saying to just kill them, but as soon as Motoko says she definitely doesn’t want to they’re...
Yeah it's possible, there's just several things from the original characterization that add difficulty to doing it and make it easier to do the opposite. It's a quick extrapolation from "I'm basically 40 years older than my peers" to "dating is a bad idea actually." While getting the...
Every interpretation is equally (non-)canon, but some are more equally (non-)canon than others. Tanya is broadly easier to justify as not having an opinion one way or another due to the multiple factors you can easily stack that way from the original story. Salaryman and Tanya are both very...
Do you ever wonder how they made industrial amounts of glue in the Umaverse? It seems like the kind of thing that might have massively significant differences from the real world even though it wouldn’t really come up in the games.
Anyway that thought came from the idea of Shirogane...
Humans in umamusume are more durable than humans IRL because Umas are just born to them at random. It would be a real problem for whoever is reincarnating the horses if they kept accidentally pulping non-Umas. Especially since they're all girls.
RL: Shirogane Orzel the racehorse was well known for being the first horse to become a CBA(Certified Business Accountant).[1] She was also the first horse known to edit Wikipedia.[2]
I have now read the information about this race, and stand by my statement, for several reasons. But first, yeah a horse with a rider, designated break areas, and multiple health checks over the course is probably going to outdo a human.
So why am I still confident in my answer? Mostly because...
Eh… That’s complex and debatable, I’m pretty sure a good portion of somewhat fit people could run down a wild horse to exhaustion death. It’d likely be the most difficult animal to do that to, but we could manage.
Horses are faster and stronger than humans, but their endurance for how long they...