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They had help from the Nox in the gates construction, possibly some input from the Tok'ra as well on how the gates OS worked.
Honestly this was the biggest missed opportunity for the SGC, have the Tollan construct gates to replace the ones on worlds they already explored/liberated from the...
Jack: So Mammon do you remember that time you blew up a sun?
Anubis: Ah the Beacons are lit, the galaxy calls for conquest!
Jack: and now we have more bad guys, thank you sooooo much Mammon.
Mammon: to be fair I thought Anubis was dead and blowing up that star while unintentional did wipe out...
"Apophis has what?!"
"Yeah the Tau'ri and Tok'Ra dealt with our Sokar problem but Apophis managed to take over nearly seamlessly since he treated the subjects better than the guy who gets off on torture."
Women of steel, Man of Kleenex.
Going to need to do a lot of reinforcement to survive snu snu with Anissa.
"Look I'm happy you hooked up with the alien superwoman but seriously!
Stop putting craters in my field, don't Viltrumites use beds for this?"
"Your beds are weak and keep breaking."
"We...
I'll be honest given that this is Paul and with his luck I almost expected things to go off the rails.
"I thought we were supposed to stop the volcano from blowing it's top?"
"Alas it seems the spirits are even more temperamental that you were in your youth."
"Please this is barely a six...
Meanwhile in the moons newest crater a soot covered Rita climbs out of the debris.
"Curse you Orange lantern!"
Every government on earth with telescopes looking at the moon.
"Who the fuck just nuked the moon?!"
MY CAR!!
Local vigilantes vandalize Angel grove yet again.
Power rangers heroes or menaces?
Tonight we discuss the issue with G. Gordon Godfrey and J. Jonah Jameson.
Tune in at 9pm on the Faux news network.
"This universe has both G. Gordon Godfrey and J. Jonah Jameson?
My condolences."
And this is the story of how I got harassed by a sentai team.
"Oh wonderful we're going to have one of those stupid misunderstanding fights."
*one rofl stomp later*
"If you're quite done perhaps we can discuss this like civilized..."
"It's too strong we need dinosaur robot power!"...
Hey how do we keep people from noticing the huge honking spaceships flying around?
Enter reality TV, smart phones and social media.
My god what have we done.
I forget which fic it was but I remember they explained the whole thing as old cold war weaponized satellites that no one was...
Jack when people ask if you're a god you say yes.
Lower case g god Jack not upper case G god.
Depends on your definition of god.
Last time was in front of his subjects, this is Paul alone at the SGC.
So it's not as likely to blow up in Jacks face nearly as badly, in theory.
"Here at honest Mammons used spaceship dealership we got everything for your space fairing needs.
Death gliders, Tel'taks, the occasional Al'kesh and if you got the gold we may even be able to arrange a Ha'tak.
At honest Mammons we stand beside every deal."
O'Neill looked at the Merchant...
Yeah that'll ruin everyone in the general areas day including the shooter.
That bullet is now a pocket nuke.
Microscopic amounts make a good sized explosive
Yeah name a stupid or silly CIA plot and it's usually a kill Castro plan.
Makes me think it had become a hazing ritual in the CIA.
The one Gou'ald we've met that isn't trying to kill or subjugate us and you want to shit in his yard.
Hell we're lucky this one is so diplomatic about your...
True, I remember the world of cardboard speech.
Still at this point in time nobody actually knows this except maybe Paul.
Given the threat he represents do you really want people to go in unprepared thinking
"Just throw superman at him and we'll be fine."
Better to give people a reason to stop...
Lets hope the orange lanters have better luck than the green lanterns did.
"How bad is it?"
"The real Darkseid can bitch slap superman through a planet just by looking at him."
"Please tell me you're joking."
"Omega effect is no joke."