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[X] Maybe
-[X] I'd like to know who I'm working for and what they want me to do. The last time I signed a contract without knowing the details... well, it wasn't good. For anyone.
-Ask to be paid in booze.
booze is probably worth more to us right now then all that money in our account
I forget does alabaster's body parts disappear when he resets him self? If not that's a easy way to guilt free soylent greens to end world hunger
[X] Bury him in a field
[X] Other
Have a earth spirit bury him in the earth's mantle/core
Like a knockoff version of the imprisonment spell...
[X] Other
Eat his soul you need practice for when you catch denat and its one of the few ways to get rid of him
Or wrap him up take him to your base as a reuseable target dummy to teach your apprentice the explode dicks spell and other combat magics
[X] Read her mind now
While you wait to
[X] Wait for her husband to come back and grab him to
Then
[X] Leave and do a frame job
By burning down the house
[x] Other
Glamour her then read her mind to find out where the rest are and then make her attack the other side(who needs to fake it when you can Glamour them into doing it)
Number one priority
[X] Come up with lesson plan for Gandalf
Teach her the explode dicks spell a usefull spell any wizard should know
Number two priority
[X] Get to know Gandalf better
While
[X] Take on the E88
acceptable targets to practice the explode dicks spell
Number three priority
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[x] Design it so rifts are opened with your blade
nothing says overkill like a blade that can cut space and dimensions it'd probably even be able to slice an endbringer into pieces
[X] Kidnap her fucking ass!
-[X] Use a Glamour on her to make her cooperate to help rescue your dad also don't forget to practice your explode dicks spell on the armored knight with the halberd who trys to rescue her