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Threadmarks: Street Fighter, Samurai Spirits, Marvel vs Capcom
Punch Punch Uh Oh!
Ryu turned away from the defeated Rufus. "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance," he said stoically.
Rufus groaned. "Awright... Where do I find this Sheng Long guy then? He your Master or sumthing?"
"No, my Master is Gouken."
"And where do I find him?"
"You don't...
Threadmarks: The King of Fighters, Shin Seiki Evangelion, Marvel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bleach, Jubei-chan
Patching Things Up.
Heidern, Shikinami Asuka, Nick Fury, Xander Harris, Aizen Sousuke and Jubei-chan stood on the deck of a pirate ship.
"This is a stupid idea," Asuka said eventually.
Rei Doesn't Want to Communicate.
"I don't think this is gonna work," Najimi said as they approached her.
"Neither do I, but we've gotta try," Hitohito said. While Najimi kept the trembling Komi in place, Tadano smiled nervously at the blue haired, red eyed pale girl. "H-Hey, Ayanami-san. Do...
Smoking.
"Oh, no! Peacock just put on The Mask (TM)!"
"...!"
"..."
"Nothing actually changed at all."
"Oh, I wouldn't say about that, I don't think the Medicis would've blown up into THAT many pieces before."
Ask Dr. Stupid.
It's time for "Ask Dr. Stupid."
With your host, Dr. Stupid.
Stimpy, wearing a white coat, smiled at us from behind his desk. "Oh, hello there!"
Doctor, here's a letter from Derek L. Leinsmann from Walla Walla Washington.
And he asks, "Dear Dr. Stupid, why do they say 'Happy...
Prediction for Avengers Doomsday.
"Hello heroes of the Multiverse, I'm Doctor Doom, take that, hah, I beat you, hah am I not awesome I hate you Captain America," he said, quickly defeating them all.
"Wait, what, who are you and where do you even come from and why do you look like Tony!?" Steve...
His Human Side.
Smugly, Clayton grinned from ear to ear. "I'll bring all the gorillas to England, then sell them to zoos for tons of money! What are you going to do about that, Monkey Fellow?!"
Tarzan blinked. 'Uh, nothing."
"What!?" Jane said.
Clayton blinked back. "Seconding that motion...
Phineas' Lab.
Candace winced. "I don't know... That's so embarrassing...!"
"Oh, c'mon, try it!" her new friend giggled through the phone. "At least once!"
Candace sighed. "If it goes wrong, I'll really let you know!" Then she skipped out of the house tiptoing on the grass, cooing girlishly...
Threadmarks: Mahou Shoujo Ni Akogarete, Marvel vs Capcom
Too Spicy for Yog Soggoth.
Loco Musica and Leberblume went into the meeting room.
Utena was sitting at the head of the table, huddled with hugged knees, trembling violently.
"Should we even ask?" Nemo said.
"Puni Puni Poemi," Kiwi told them.
"Ooohhhh!" they said.
Marvel vs Capcom.
"This,"...
Loop.
With the Queen gone, Snow White inherited the lands, the fortresses, the belongings. That include the belongings the Queen had kept away from prying eyes.
The Dwarfs begged Snow to just burn it all, especially Grumpy, but what harm was there on learning on that stuff? That was, if there...
Calvin and Hobbes.
"Don't you hate it when you know you're right and someone else is wrong, but that person is the one to win the discussion?" asked Calvin.
"That happens all the time," Hobbes said. "Who is wrong or right doesn't depend on who is actually wrong or right! It depends on who is...
It's a Wonderful Life?
"Oh!" I said, gasping at the radiant, beautiful angel who had appeared to me right when I was about to jump off the bridge. "Did you come to save me, showing me how the world, despite the appearances, would be worse off without me?"
"No, don't be conceited," he scolded...
Alien vs. Predator vs. Terminator.
"It would seem," Terminator said, holding the basketball, "we're one player short for our hoops game. Suggestion: contacting Murphy, the RoboCop. His antagonism towards Skynet will mean he will see you, Yautja, as the lesser evil to team up with."
"RoboCop...
Home Alone with a Vengeance.
Marv and Harry finished setting the explosives around the Mc Callister house, stepped back, and detonated them.
They shared a high-five. "That showed the little jerk!"
The attic fell on them from the sky.
Regardless, Kevin had sneaked out to the next block while...
Paranoia Fuel.
"Where's Todoroki-kun been?" Ochako asked. "I haven't seen him lately."
"It seems he gets somewhat anxious during Christmas," Izuku said.
Ochako stopped smiling. "Oh. Because of the family trauma, of course."
---
Todoroki sat on the floor of his room, hugging his knees and...
The Link.
They were walking in silence across the snowy valley.
Galford looked up to the gray sky. "Some way to spend a Christmas, isn't it?"
"Oh, it's Christmas Eve already, isn't it," Charlotte said indifferently.
Galford sighed, his breath briefly making a flimsy cloud around his lips...
Christmas with the Joker Alternative.
The Joker sang happily while decorating the Christmas tree in Arkham Asylum. "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away...!"
He hugged the tree, riding it while laughing evilly.
The tree, instead of...
Truths of the Heart.
"It's been years since we last did a Christmas anthology, hasn't it?" I asked my heart.
"Indeed," my heart said.
"Uh, so I was thinking, in addition to the cynical snappy snippets, what if we throw in a few heartfelt heartwarming ones like last time..."
"No," my heart...
This Am Not Actual Secret Origin of Bizarro!
Bizarro Jor-El grinned while watching the last of the spaceships leave, disappearing into the universe towards a new Bizarro World.
"Hah!" he said. "Stupid Lara, Science Council and everyone, thinking Krypton am exploding! Only Jor-El knows worse...