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  1. Formerly 'Pahan'

    Formerly 'Pahan'

  2. Hey. You seem to be the person who is asked to change nicks---I decided to go with...

    Hey. You seem to be the person who is asked to change nicks---I decided to go with "turbinicarpus" after all. Thanks in advance!

  3. Harry Potter and the Secret of Atlantis (Harry Potter AU/Tomb Raider Crossover) (Complete)

    "No expose self! Only I expose to Ron!" shouted Ari angrily.

  4. Harry Potter and the Secret of Atlantis (Harry Potter AU/Tomb Raider Crossover) (Complete)

    Suggested rewrite: Trapdoor under the carpets? No. Harry looked at the statue of Priapus. No. Yes. He took a closer look. There were too many spells on the shrine to merely preserve it. He quickly looked the spells over. There were several curses on it, linked to… Ah! Harry frowned. Usually...

  5. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Kudos on another completion! What's next?

  6. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    And so, Scrimegour becomes Hermione's catspaw. Even though Lucius ultimately went down for Blood Magic, Hermione can take comfort in the fact that Night Nargles are the ones who pushed him into making use of it. Also, I bet Draco is really glad now that he hasn't gotten around to breaking up...

  7. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    I found it jarring. This seems to me like something that works better on film than in prose. Doesn't come through, IMO, especially since the other elements of house-elf pidgin aren't used.

  8. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    "For releasing me from that fiendish feline's most insidious trap, you have my thanks, loyal servant!" pronounced Sirius pompously as he rubbed pins and needles out of his limbs. Hermione had been particularly vicious with her pranks that week. Edits: These scene breaks don't actually break...

  9. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Your own fault for having cats. :p

  10. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Not feline very scared. Agent B will be stuck in pet quarantine for 10 days, which gives me plenty of time to fortify my catamaran with catnip and spray bottles.

  11. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Indeed, a categorical imperative. My only hope is to board a catamaran and scatter.

  12. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    A catastrophe, as Harry furst discovers the truth! Hermione's skills are not up to scratch, she has left a tail, and was given away by her cattitude! Will she pull off another purrfect escape, or will she find herself on a catafalque, or in the Azkaban catacomb? It'll be a claws thing. Let the...

  13. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Canonise it as Quibbler's headline for the next day. You know you want to. :P OK, but put a comma before "since", at least.

  14. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Also, the theme song for this chapter:

  15. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Fearless Feline Filibuster Filches Files, Furniture, Fakes Fiendfyre, Fries Foul Fiend's Frightening Fleas for Fuzz, Flees More suggestions than usual: This one sounds like it's about distance, so I think it's "farther". Flows better, I think. Posh word like "whereupon" feels out of place...

  16. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Two weeks later, Staffordshire was invaded by the police, the MI5, and an NBC containment crew. Xenophilius and Oliver had accidentally stumbled on to one of Hermione's Non-Succession Acceleration Plans, this one involving radioactive materials. Having one's underwear stolen repeatedly can be...

  17. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Moody's back! :D It was not until they got back to the office that Dawlish and Maringworth realised that their underwear had been replaced by conjured replicas... and swapped. Missing space. Wording.

  18. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Good stuff. I like how Malfoy got everyone but himself and Draco implicated in Hermione's framing. The Parkinsons are next, right? Suggest rewording. It was not until he got home that he noticed that his underwear was missing.

  19. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    Eh, give her time. When it turns out that for all her thievery, it'll take literally decades for balance of power in the Wizengamot to actually shift---if it ever does---she might get impatient. :P

  20. Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Harry Potter AU) (Complete)

    See, that's another argument for respeccing into assassination once the thieving is done with: wizards and witches live a long time, so it would be useful to accelerate the non-succession. :P
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