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For the inhabitants of Nexus City, a drive through the maddeningly quick expressway would be the highlight of the average day, followed by the mundanity of the rest of the city they had grown accustomed to. For Mike, however, the Expressway was just the start of a day of wonders. A tooth filled...
Once upon a time, there was nothing.
And then, there was something.
In the endless darkness there came a being called Koa. Koa looked around in the emptiness surrounding them, stretching on for infinity, and decided this was most uncool. So, Koa used their imagination to come up with something...
Hydra.
[Sketches depict various breeds of large, reptilian creatures of various breeds, the unifying features being their armored plated hides and seemingly eyeless faces with armored plates where the eyes would be. Interestingly, one sketch indicates they have an extremely heightened...
Extras: Armor and Weapons: Weapon Systems of the Median.
[The following is a transcript of a public database entry on 'The History of Modern Median Weapons.']
Since the dawn of tool use, weapons have been a part of sapient cultures the world over, with the members of the Median being no different. From the simplest spear to the most cutting edge...
Toyo wasn't exactly what you would call a 'party animal'. Indeed, his laid back nature often had him sticking to a corner in most festive gathering's he'd been to much of his life. He was the boring one even at family gatherings, when he still went to them. That being said, even he couldn't help...
[The following is a transcript of a portion of a report by a party of foreign origin that was caught being sent to the Continent of Nod several decades prior to the outbreak of the Moon War, with terms translated to local parlance.]
Blessings of the Ancestor Goddess be upon you, Honored...
Noxagon.
[Sketches depict a large, quadrupedal creature with a mixture of mustalid and draconic traits, with large, muscles limbs and a hardy body. A black and white color scheme is apparent, and a large hunch like portion runs down its back from the back of its neck to the small of its back...
There wasn't much to say about the time between the end of breakfast and Bella came around to pick them up. Mike and Joe spent the free time waiting by keeping an eye on the news on the TV, finding it a pleasant comfort that it was so....oddly ordinary. The weather, a segment on sports, and even...
[The following is a Transcript from the Grimoire of the Magi Order, unknown author.]
The Old Gods of Null: The Pantheon of Violence.
'Before there was the World of Null, there was the Old Lands, the old spaces when the universe was young and new. Gods of all breeds settled into their own...
[A new digital poster is visible, showcasing an array of different branded drinks. 'Sylo's Drink Emporium, Dreamhold's newest Native-Displaced drinking franchise! Enjoy classic Median brands from Pop-Pops, Sip's Up, Soda Jerks, Wine 'N Dine, and Suuki's Shake Shack, to iconic brands including...
Threadmarks: Official Legit Totally For Real Announcement
[Greetings to all of my readers. I know it's been a while since the last update, to which I profusely apologize for. I have been busy behind the scenes handling something important, and have come to make an announcement for it:
We are rebranding!
Who cares about silly deathworlds, complex...
Mornings came with certain expectations for Mike. Certain 'things' one could expect, and would dread, dealing with. A Combine raid, an animal attack from a feral Houndeye or Bullsquid or, heaven forbid, Headcrab. Even in the relative safety of the Resistance, there was always a mission or patrol...
Toyo was the first to admit that he wasn't the most well versed in magics. He was a merchant by trade, and while he could recite the economic policies and laws of no less than 7 different nations from heart, he was left scratching his head at what this Han had just said.
"....Kevin hasn't...
Mike didn't know much about sports, but the 'game' that night had been quite the experience to watch on the TV. Between himself and Joe, the pair of former Rebels found themselves constantly asking questions about it. Apparently, the release of the first 'Mario Party' saw their 'Party' game...
On the world of Terra, to be a Hero was to give one's self to the protection and aid of the people. To use one's power, be it gifted, of natural talent, or earned, to protect those weaker than they are, to selflessly protect the world from all that would endanger it. As a direct result, seeing...
Captain Flynt wasn't the most fond of mercenary work, preferring the good old days of swashbuckling thievery, but he had to admit as he looked at the open chest of riches before him, this line of work paid well.
"We thank you for your services, Captain." Flynt narrowed his eyes at the creature...
"Oh mah Gah-"
There had been a lot Mike missed from before the Combine invasion and subsequent rule. His family. TV. Eggs. Real earth animal meat. After decades of subsisting off the gunk the Combine passed off as 'food', and then what little the Rebellion could grow or catch, he had come to...