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  1. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    Zombie Invasion Underway!

    Whew, I can finally wash the blood and guts from the forklift. You have no idea where all that gets into...
  2. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    Zombie Invasion Underway!

    I wen to sleep in a normal world, now I woke up and there's zombies... and worst part? I still need to go to work! Right. Time to put some...  attachments on the forklift.
  3. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I had a fun idea. Somehow someone slips an edible to Adam, accidentally or not. Stoned out of his mind, Adam turns into the chillest of dudes. He hates it and wants to punish whoever is responsible, of course. And yet he can't deny that those were some of the most peaceful hours of his life...
  4. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Does he get found by Nora?
  5. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ... Send him to a Police Academy.
  6. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Asia Argento? A beating would be too little. Snip snip!
  7. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I meant the in-game powerup, the one that has the Slayer put his weapon away and start to just punch everything.
  8. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    So Doomguy with the Berserk power up, or as I've read (but haven't looked to confirm), what he is normally and the weapons being just "sandbagging".
  9. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    He needs to be a master swordsman too. And he needs his own Jurgen.
  10. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Dark Angels for the knightly theme, or Blood Angels for being the direct forefather of the Lamenters.
  11. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ah, a no holds barred beatdown with a very acceptable target. Always a beauty.
  12. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ah, that's a classical Blake situation. Though I'm 100% certain Yoruichi knows the truth.
  13. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I think Ren would be the funniest one. And the one Jaune would trust the most too as to not make things a bit... Awkward.
  14. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    My mind went for a bit of a strange walk while working today... We all know how the cast falls and ends up in the Ever After. But what if that drop sends them elsewhere? It's strange that I haven't seen any isekais with that premise... Now I'm not sure about the girls, but I had the amusing...
  15. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Is that a certain fellow that speaks in all caps and owns a rather nice horse?
  16. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Let's spin this one around a little. At that point, Jaune is a bit more competent than the usual idiots that blunder in those horror scenarios. So instead, when he realises what's going on, he starts hunting the possessed mascots and crazy cannibals. In a "I'm not locked in here with you, you're...
  17. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    All this talk about cosplay made me imagine Ren doing a Chun-Li crossdressing cosplay.
  18. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    She needs to see TTGL. Go big or go home.
  19. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Oh. Oh no... Well, Remnant is fucked. I can see Salem's group being the last survivors on Remnant as the Necromorphs probably can't infect the Grimm.
  20. Sir Borks-a-Lot

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Better than carpeted toilet...
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