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Chapter IX: Roast of Hera & Hercules
They set off once again, following The Adventure Line as it meandered through a series of office corridors that twisted and defied all sense of geometry. One hallway was carpeted with broken staplers that giggled whenever stepped upon; another was lit only...
Chapter VIII: Roast of Aphrodite
Hephaestus leaned against his anvil, his molten eyes flickering as he gazed at Pandora with a paternal warmth rarely seen in the world of gods. "Now that Pandora is free from the Labyrinth," he rumbled, "she must be taken somewhere safe—far from Zeus's reach...
Even the Ghost of Sparta couldn't stay grim forever. When the absurdity hits just right, even Kratos has to smile. The Narrator truly earned his paycheck on this one.
Ah, the Cod of War—truly the pinnacle of gaming fashion. And yes, Kratos swinging Buckets of Chaos feels like a natural...
Chapter VII: Reassurance
The group's triumphant journey back through the Labyrinth was going surprisingly smoothly. The Adventure Line danced ahead, its cheerful yellow trail weaving effortlessly through the shifting walls. Pandora, though visibly nervous, stayed close to Kratos, her trust in...
Honestly, I have no fucking clue. I didn't think that deep into the fic when I began writing it. I just wanted to write a story where Narry annoys the fuck out of Kratos and that was that. xD
Chapter VI: Roast of Hephaestus
The Adventure Line led Kratos and Athena further into the labyrinthine depths of the underworld, snaking between rivers of molten rock and over crumbling bridges that defied both logic and architectural safety. The faint cries of the tormented dead had faded into...
Chapter V: Roast of Hades
Athena emerged from the tub, her soaked robes clinging to her divine form, her expression a volatile mix of indignation and humiliation. She shot a glare toward Kratos, who stood impassively near the doorway, and then upward, as though trying to pinpoint the source of...
Roast of Athena
Kratos sputtered, taking a step back, hands raised in a baffled sort of surrender. “I— the line— I mean, the… voice told me—” He had fought hydras and gods, yet never had he faced such a mortifying scenario. How does one battle social impropriety?
“Oh yes, blame it on the...
Chapter III: It's An Adventure!
Kratos trudged onward, the rocky paths of mythic Greece stretching before him, yet somehow growing fainter and more uncertain with each step. A few miles behind lay scattered feathers and gobbets of harpy flesh; ahead lay only the unknown. He headed for the...
Honestly, I believe you could cross over The Stanley Parable with almost anything and make it work.
Not sure if you're familiar with Sekirei, but I did a TSP crossover with that too and I've gotten critical acclaim for my portrayal of Narry in that too.
Haha, thanks.
Admittedly the more I write Narry the more I realize how easy he is to write in fact. Unlike most characters they have a physical presence that needs to be captured in the narration, and that's the thing. Narry is just a disembodied voice of a British man.
That's it.
It's the...
Chapter II: Kratos, Narry, and the Creepy Manipulative Tree Lady
Long before Kratos had been given a name—before his first wail as a newborn mortal, before the glint of a blade had ever caught his eye—I, titan Gaia watched. Titan of Earth, ancient bark and twisted root, older than the petty...
They really have no idea what kind of monster they released. It'll come back to bite them.
I had much the same reaction when this concept sparked into my mind. I'm glad others feel the same. Thanks for reading.
Chapter 2 will drop soon, so stay tuned! :D