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  1. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    kek Now that you mention it, it should have been disturbing to see a big dick half-peeled like a banana--but instead, it was as you described. Damn, but those Mandalorians sure are into freaky shit like peeled dicks like bananas! :v I am also now imagining a Jedi Padawan smacking Papa...
  2. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Now, what other funny shit you can do with The Dark Side? Alchemy leads to flesh abominations--which often enough lead to tentacles and Papa Nurgle being proud of the shit you create. What else is there? Aside from the memetic Dark lightning that Papa Palpy is so fond of? :v
  3. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Could you do this with the Dark Side? Take a corrupt politician whose actions have led his entire sector into becoming a hellhole while he lives in luxury and spews metaphorical shit from his mouth, putting all the blame on the tax payers instead. With Dark Side Alchemical Bullshit (TM)...
  4. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    And this one that I learned from theirishdreamer's Star Wars fic: The brighter the light, the deeper the darkness becomes. Master yourself and you are responsible for your fate Force be damned, do not trust either Light or Dark Sides--for that is begging Murphy to come shove a pineapple up...
  5. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Huh, so this is the start of The Dark Side Tutorial Mode--after all, Cameron's System has lots of 'Dark Side' abilities locked for a reason ... .:sneaky:
  6. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Fay: Just for your information, Cameron Shan ... I am not taking your new pet for walkies. Dooku: Nor will we be cleaning up after it. ... Or feeding it, for that matter. Enough trouble we have already with the bloodthirsty pet that came included with this ship. Bo: I ain't no one's pet! Dooku...
  7. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Cam found his new best doggo friend, he better take it for walksies, frisbee catching, and Jedi murderin'! :V Thanks for the chapter, I do hope that he gets to keep the alien dog and tempers its behavior via socialization. I bet Yoda will be thrilled to play catch with it!;) He better call...
  8. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Sidious will be quite cross with Cameron once he realizes how his 'promised' Apprentice was snagged up by a new type of Jedi with a greater focus on being decent people instead of self-righteous, arrogant, pricks. :sneaky: I am also amused at the fact that Cameron is plotting to have a...
  9. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    This line felt like the zing of a joke done at Cameron's expense, and it is glorious. I wonder if tiring Bo via sparring for a whole day would ensure that she stops being ... well, herself for a while. :V
  10. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Man, poor Shan really needs to practice his skillset to interiorize it rather than playing it by rote. 'Cause I don't think that bacta can outright regenerate slices of flesh and bone--you'd need the missing bits to be attached to you before using bacta for it to work. :p This said it was...
  11. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Holy guacamole, that's a lot of skills and thingies on that table! :eek: Seriously though, I do hope that you don't let those details bog you down in the storytelling unless they help out to move the story along. Otherwise, that's a whole load of details to keep tabs on, and that can cripple...
  12. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Wow, so much salt to be had after this chapter. :V The common complaint is that this chapter added nothing ... yet that isn't true. Shan's exploitation of The Dark Side to fuel his desperate struggle to survive against all odds worked ... but worked too well. All the attention that he was...
  13. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    I could almost see this as a Dark Souls 3 fight between players in my brain. So much awesomeness distilled into one friendly spar, and man does that Pre guy is getting pretty salty at the attention that Cameron is drawing. :P All we're missing is for Pre to go yandere on The Gamer here. /jk...
  14. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Heh, well played you goof. :P
  15. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Ahh, murderous teen drama. ... The shipwreck that will come out of this is going to be grand! :D Thanks for the release, and see you next release! :)
  16. FTR2017

    A New Player in the Force (SW/Lite Gamer)

    Thank you for the early Christmas present! :) May these days be restful and good for you and the family! :D
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