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  1. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    To be honest Cthulhu would likely unfuck the entire USA ... Everything.
  2. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    I feel the need to add that you also gained a photographic memory in addition to being able to call in your buddy wasps after a sting too.
  3. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    How about turn Moscow into a Swamp? So the only query I can manifest here is: Would Oviposition be on the table or no?
  4. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    I would rather try that against a wolverine as it would taste so much better while also Being harder to catch.
  5. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    So where would that leave those of us who just want to live a peaceful life as their Avatars?
  6. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    No magic at all just venom and surprise eggs. Gee thanks I did not need that food or air ...
  7. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    At least you have it easy for the reveal. I might get hunted down. A lot.
  8. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    Nah. I would have just tossed you away from me. Then vigorously was my hands as I do not feel like committing suicide.
  9. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    I can try just know I have at least 5 left feet and need a lot of room to maneuver around the dance floor.
  10. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    Yea Neosporin and bandages. At least that counts unless you have allergies to certain other antibiotics.
  11. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    Could be worse. I have to get used to extra eyes and limbs. As well as spinnerets.
  12. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    Does the redheaded elf need a dress from a redheaded arachne? Payment will be deferred to nonstandard currency.
  13. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    Well there is Jilling off which you can do. Be prepared to take a while to get used to your new body as a general requirement methinks.
  14. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    Snuggles are the true source of power though.
  15. Malcanthet

    Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

    See about making myself some new clothes. Then go hunting for more protein even after eating my failed clothing attempts.
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