12/22/12 all cats transformed into Khajiit all dogs transformed into a dog version of the Khajiit

What if I'm the day that the supposed" Mayan apocalypse" was supposed to have happened all pet cats and pet dogs 4 transformed into standard Khajiit and canoid Khajiit respectively

 

Good for them, we don't deserve their love. But now we got a bigger health, education, security and employment crisis on our hadns and paws. we need to figure a way of making them join society, some of the dogs would naturaly continue their functions as policemen or service dogs. Most other would become homeless because most people wont be able to provide for their expets. Babies would be adopted without many problems, but a significant amount would be in the system. Cats would do fine mostly, will be compiting with dog gangs for dominance of the streets or they could even act indepently and join mixed gangs on covinience. So yeah they would be members of organized and non organized crime, just like in skyrim. People with 10+ cats are dead, they will get eaten.

I would see about 15 years of turmoil until everyone gets their shit together. I will give it a month or so until the weebs start trying to lay a cat/dog gf.

 

Try 5 minutes. Tops.

 

That long? You optimist.

I'm going to be beating off my crazy cats with a stick.

 

Do..Do your cats rub against you when in heat?

 

"Moon-moon is innocent of the crimes accused! He knows not where your delicious pair of socks has gone, nor who ate the hidden cookies inside the third cardboard, woof~!"