I try very hard not to look at Armsmaster.
It isn't easy, considering that he's the one standing in front of the whiteboard, with myself and the rest of the Wards in the audience before him, but the sheer
anger he's feeling is so great it almost blinded me when I first looked at him.
Shadow Stalker files in, and Armsmaster turns to face us. "Shadow Stalker. You're four minutes late."
She flips him off. He grunts. Hooray for effective communication.
"Now that all Wards are present…"
I raise my hand awkwardly.
"Yes, Gallant?"
"Sir? Browbeat isn't here." I wince as I look at him.
He's silent for a few moments, and I can hear his teeth grinding. "Very well. He has another thirty seconds to show up, otherwise we're starting without him."
Browbeat walks in and freezes as Armsmaster glares at him. "You're late."
"Sorry, sir. I got held up, and…" he trails off awkwardly in the face of Armsmaster's glare. "I'll just… sit down…"
"Very good. You've already wasted enough of everyone's time with your tardiness. Avoiding further delays would be appreciated."
"Yessir," Browbeat says, almost seeming to shrink in on himself.
"Now that all of you are here, we can begin," Armsmaster says, and I have no choice but to look at him.
He
seethes with anger. The fiery, furious crimson flows off of him like a corona of rage. Then, with a great strain, I try to focus on what he's actually saying, and not what he's feeling.
"Here are the facts of the case as we are aware of them: At eight PM two days ago, the Villain who identified himself as Josephus of Cana infiltrated Brockton General. We do not have any security recordings of the infiltration, or any accounts from bystanders or hospital staff that encountered him during his infiltration. However, forensics have analyzed the body we found in the closet, identified as Dennis Garland, a nurse at the hospital who was serving as Panacea's attendant that afternoon. By cross-referencing with the accounts of the patients she treated, Josephus killed Nurse Garland while Panacea was in a patient's room and took his place as her assistant. He then took over leading her to the various rooms of critically injured patients, purposefully leading her into more sparsely populated areas of the hospital, where there would be no witnesses."
I wince. I'm not entirely sure what happened to Panacea in that hospital, but something
definitely happened to Vicky. Ever since, she's acted as if she doesn't even
remember Amy.
I'm worried for her.
"Glory Girl intervened, attempting to neutralize Josephus. After that, things get hazy. We don't know what, precisely, he did to Panacea, or why he didn't kill her or Glory Girl." Armsmaster's voice hardens even further, to extent I'd thought impossible, as he continues. "But we do know what he did next. As the evacuation was beginning, he sealed off all entrances and exits to the hospital maternity ward, and then went on a killing spree. Once all is done and accounted for, we believe that he killed fifty-three civilians, twenty-four of them newborn babies."
I…
"What the
shit," Clockblocker says, sounding serious for the first time since I met him. "I mean, who… Why would anyone do that? That's Slaughterhouse Nine level fucked-up."
He's just the most vocal. Shock and horror are the most common emotions among my teammates right now. Even
Sophia looks disturbed.
"An apt description," Armsmaster says. "And, fortunately, Dragon has maintained her watch over the Slaughterhouse Nine, and believes that they have
not changed their course away from Brockton Bay, although the possibility that they might come to try and recruit Josephus is still a pressing concern."
"Are you telling me that we might have to deal with the Slaughterhouse Nine?" Aegis asks, with an undercurrent of terror to his voice no matter how hard he tries to keep his voice calm and professional.
"It is a possibility," Armsmaster confirms, scowling so hard I'm worried he'll break his face. "When I arrived at the scene, it was ahead of the other members of the Protectorate. I organized a cordon around Brockton General, and was contacted by an independent hero who went by Lasombra. She offered assistance, and with her as backup, I made my way into the hospital."
"An independent?" I ask, because I need something to focus on besides the unfolding atrocity. "I haven't heard of her."
Something new flares up around Armsmaster. Shame, and guilt. "You most likely wouldn't have. According to her, it was her first night out. She was Wards age."
Vista is the one who catches onto it first. "Was?"
"Please wait, all questions will be answered at the end," Armsmaster says. "Lasombra and I entered Brockton General, and we first encountered Panacea." He actually winces.
"What happened to her?" I ask. "You've been dancing around it, but we need to know: What happened to Panacea?"
"Josephus made her second-trigger," Armsmaster says uncomfortably.
My teammates wince, and I mimic their reaction. I never had a trigger event myself, but I know full well from my team just how horrible they are. To intentionally put someone through that…
"Or at least, a second trigger is our working theory. We haven't ruled out some sort of Teacher-like Master/Trump effect," Armsmaster continues. "What we do know is that she is no longer Manton-limited. She can affect herself with her powers, and, if she's to be taken at her word, affect brains. She claims to have used these new abilities to erase Glory Girl's memories of her."
"I… why would she do that?" I ask, dumbfounded.
"Whatever Josephus did to her, it drove her insane. She believed that voices talked to her, considered the idea of giving Josephus' victims a proper burial to be 'wasting perfectly good biomass,' and actively mauled Lasombra in an attempt to drink her blood," Armsmaster rattles off. "She has been tentatively deemed hostile and should be contained and brought in for psychiatric treatment."
"Is Josephus some sort of Master?" Aegis asks, almost hopefully. "If he is, then perhaps…"
"He is a Master. He is also a Thinker, a Stranger, and a Brute. And whatever he did to Panacea, it doesn't change the fact that she needs to be restrained, both for her safety, and that of others," Armsmaster looks around between us, and then sighs. "After our encounter with Panacea, Lasombra and I moved to engage Josephus. Lasombra made sure he didn't escape, while I went for the kill."
"Is there a Kill Order out against him?" I ask.
"Not yet, but it's only a matter of time," Armsmaster says, and nobody contests the point. "Unfortunately, just when I had him on the ropes, the rest of the Protectorate East-Northeast arrived. He employed a Stranger power to make them believe that I was him, and he was me. While the others attacked me, he used his pretense of being me to get Lasombra to help him leave the scene. We have found no trace of either of them. Lasombra is… presumed dead." And the shame and guilt are back in full force, breaking through the seething rage.
"I…" I don't know what to say. No wonder he's so angry. Josephus murdered an entire maternity ward, tricked the Protectorate into attacking him, and then used Armsmaster's own identity to lead off a teenager under Armsmaster's protection and kill her, all while the leader of the PRT ENE was too busy fighting his own team to stop it. And he got off scot free.
"Josephus will be receiving a Kill Order, courtesy of the Chief Director," Armsmaster says. "But if
any of you see him, contact Console, and then
run. He's dangerous, and has shown a willingness to kill even children, no,
especially children, and if he doesn't kill you, he will make you wish you were dead. Is that understood?"
"Yes, Sir!" we chorus.
---
I get back to the townhouse around ten, after a late patrol.
I buzz myself in, and then, as I open the door, I hear a scuttling sound, and-
---
I wake up surrounded by something warm, with a raging headache. My eyes slowly begin to open.
And then they open a hell of a lot faster as I take in my surroundings.
I'm… I don't know where. Somewhere damp and dark, I think. The walls are covered with
skin, and there's something… some huge, insectoid
thing skittering around in the shadows.
Abruptly, I hear someone scream, only for it to be almost immediately silenced.
"Hello?" I call into the darkness, wincing as my voice cracks. "Is… someone there?"
Something is coming towards me, something big. I hear the click-clack of its legs as it approaches, emerging into the dim light of the bioluminescent flesh encasing me.
The creature is about the size of a horse, huge and squat, covered in some sort of chitinous exoskeleton. It has six chitin-covered, pointed legs, and three sets of eyes that I can see. Human arms, dripping with some unnatural sort of amniotic fluid, dangle from raw openings in the chitin that look like open wounds, on either side of its broad front. A bit above the arms there are some sort of fleshy organs whose purpose I cannot identify. But, by far the defining feature of the creature's face, if it can even be called a face, is the vertical, raw, slit that splits its front, which I can only assume to be some sort of mouth.
And then one of the arms pumps the air. "
Splendid! You're already awake!"
"W-What?"
"
Oh, don't you recognize us?" the creature asks, and I note that its disturbingly familiar voice is coming, not from the slit I assumed to be its mouth, but from the unidentifiable organs above its arms. "
It's us, Panacea!"
"I… hardly recognized you," I admit, even I begin desperately searching for a way out of this mess.
"
Well, we have made a few modifications, lately," she admits with a gurgling chuckle. "
Do you like what we've done with ourself?"
"Not particularly."
"
Oh, that's just your monkey brain asserting its sensibilities. Basic human nature, we'll get around to fixing it eventually."
"Amy, what do you want with me?" I ask, trying not to panic. I can barely even see her emotions, and the colors I can see are ones I didn't even know existed.
"
You make Vicky happy," she says matter-of-factly. "
We love Vicky, and she would be sad if you died. So, we're making an Emergency Dean."
"What?"
"
An Emergency Dean! To replace you when you die!" she puts her slimy hands on my cheeks. "
Don't worry, this won't hurt at all."
"Hey, Panacea! You in?" somebody shouts.
"
Oh! Yes! Come right on in!" she calls back, pulling away from me as I breathe a sigh of relief. And then I freeze when I realize exactly who my savior is.
Josephus of Cana, the mass murderer with a Kill Order, whose atrocities could be considered worthy of the Slaughterhouse Nine, smiles disarmingly as he walks into the room. "Sweet place you've got here, Panacea!"
"
Well, we try our humble best," she demurs.
"I actually had a bit of a falling out with my regular crew. Could I crash on your couch?"
"
Of course! We're always happy to help."
"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!" I shout, bringing their attention back onto me. "He's a monster, a mass murderer!"
"
I do the necessary work of the Lord, young man."
"You murder babies."
"And did not Jesus say, 'Let all the little children come to me, and do not impede them, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven?'"
"That was NOT a blanket commandment to murder babies!"
"Look, I'm not here to debate semantics with… um, you? I don't actually know who you are."
"
He's Dean."
"Oh, Victoria's boyfriend? He seems like a righteous fellow. May I kill him?"
Amy's chitin plates clack against each other in a bizarre sort of shrug. "
Eh, why not. That's what the Emergency Dean is for, anyways. Just wait until we've finished birthing him."
"Wait, WHAT?" I scream at her.
The slit on her face spasms and begins to leak the same fluid that coats her arms, and I realize with a surge of nausea that it
isn't her mouth.
"Thanks, Panacea," Josephus says. "I knew you'd let me save his soul."
Okay. Okay, Dean. This is fine. You can do this. This is
totally manageable. You just need to talk the serial killer out of murdering you, before the giant insect-mammal hybrid that used to be your girlfriend's sister finishes giving birth to your clone.
Fuck my life.
"Please. Please don't do this," I beg. "I'm not… I'm not just… You just can't replace me like that. It won't be me. IT WON'T BE ME!"
"Indeed!" Josephus says, cheerful as can be. "It will be a soulless abomination that perfectly apes your mannerisms, bringing peace of mind and happiness to all of your loved ones. Meanwhile, you will be in Heaven, beyond the temptations of this unclean world! Oh, but do not fret! You'll be reunited with your loved ones soon enough!"
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
"You act like death is a
bad thing, Dean! But it isn't! In fact, it's the best thing that could possibly happen to a righteous fellow like yourself. After all, there's nowhere to go but down, when you're at the top!" he claps me on the shoulder. "Life is just a waiting game, really, waiting to die, before the world sinks its teeth into you and twists you into a monster, no matter how much you say no, and beg, and pray, because you weren't strong, or good, or faithful enough for God to save you, and now you're a WRETCHED, WORTHLESS, DEMON OF THE NIGHT, FOREVER CAST OUT OF GOD'S GRACE LIKE THE WORTHLESS, WORTHLESS, WORTHLESS
ABOMINATION THAT YOU ARE!"
I stare at him in silence, even as I note that I can see the crest of my clone's head pushing it's way out of Panacea's… um… "mouth."
"So, you see, Dean, really, the best thing that could ever happen for you is for you to die young, and early, while you're still human- I mean
good. But suicide's a sin. And that's why God made monsters like me. To kill you all, and then devour ourselves in the ruins of this dead, wretched excuse for a world."
I stare at him, and I realize, as despair begins to dawn inside me, that he believes every word.
"Please." I'm crying as I look at him, and my clone emerges up to the waist.
"Don't worry, Dean," he says, smiling warmly even as he pulls a fire axe out of the duffle bag over his shoulder. "You're going to a better place."
"
Alright, Emergency Dean is all set," Panacea says. "
You can send Old Dean to Heaven, now."
"Gladly."
I close my eyes, and pray.
---
I walk into Arcadia, taking in the sights. I start to whistle, as I make my way towards my first class of the morning, and it's all I can do not to skip.
Vicky finds me in the halls, and greets me with a kiss. "You're looking cheerful today."
I smile.
"What can I say? I woke up this morning feeling like a whole new man."