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'...Hiashi's* byakugan stare...'Hyuga Hiashi byakugan stare pierced my soul. I felt naked and unclean.
'...Ignoring* my glares.'At some point, I stopped paying attention to the letter songs, stopped participating. I already knew the basics. I used that time to study the language primer the Hokage gave me. The Academy sensei's didn't mind when they saw what I was actually doing. Daikoku-Sensei even tousled my hair again. Ignored my glares.
'...the scroll's* contents by...'Three weeks in I already knew the scroll contents by heart. It was a simple seal designed to store a small object, like a kunai or a bunch of shuriken. I couldn't recreate the seal with chakra. The scroll didn't teach me how. Had to draw it by hand, and push chakra in the symbols. It took two more weeks before I could re-create the symbols without error.
'...a pebble and* a coin. Others I...'That night, I prepared everything I needed. Made a copy of the seals. Stored a pebble, a coin. Others I left empty, ready to use if the old man asked me to. I also packed my writing supplies and more ink to draw seals. I wasn't a fast drawer, It took me a few minutes to finish the thing, but it worked. Speed would come with practice.
'...the many shelves*, picked up...' and '...so-called *Scroll of Seals* Naruto steals...'Old man Hokage nodded, got up from his chair. He moved to one of the many shelfs, picked up a new set of scrolls. My eyes landed on a big, very recognizable scroll roll. Wasn't that the so-called sealed scroll Naruto steals in a few years? Damn, these people were hardcore, leaving such dangerous things in view of anyone. Now I know how Naruto managed to steal the damn thing. It was just there, unprotected, god knows for how many years.
'...Reinforcing* my bones. No idea if...' and '...was very intently* focused.'The path back to my apartment wasn't long. I still couldn't lose concentration, I had four coins — ended up going with the coins anyway — stuck beneath my clothes and I didn't want to lose money. I got home, took a shower. Too tired to eat, I laid on my bed. I pushed my chakra to circulate in my body, strengthening my aching muscles. Reinforce my bones. No idea if it worked, but as they say, it was the intention that counted, And I was very intent focused.
'...didn't hear* it. A finger...'My heart pounded. It was a miracle the intruder didn't heard it. A finger touched my forehead. Chakra flooded my brain. The world turned hazy. I was so tired, sleepy. What was I thinking just now? Something inside me stirred. My own chakra surged. It slurped on the intruding energy, like a fat kid slurping spaghetti. Messy, icky, oh so tasty. I gasped. I punched, kicked, flailed wildly.
'...like five* or six* year* olds*, they were...' and '...killers* in training toddlers, but...'By the end of the year, most of the class could read. Slow, stuttering, syllable by syllable. That made my days less lonely. Not that I really bonded with the other kids. Even if they didn't fully behave like fives or sixes years old, they were still toddlers in my eyes. Cute, killer in training toddlers, but toddlers nonetheless.
'...gentle fist and* Konoha's style, I created...'My taijutsu still was a mess. I was weaker and slower. I know, my fault that. My way of fighting changed to something like reaction based combat. Combining what I remembered of the gentle fist, Konoha's style, I created my own set of movements designed to deflect and evade. Redirect others' attacks. Trim down necessary movements. That was the only way I could compete. Where others were faster and stronger, I moved less, redirected instead of fighting it.
'...Taylor's Shake It* Off* for...'Second year of the academy also introduced the kunoichi classes: Make-up, flower arrangement, tea making, music, the usual girl stuff. Between the many instruments available, I was drawn to the Koto, the thirteen string cumbersome zither instrument that spoke to my soul. I couldn't carry one with me, they were too big for that, but I was already making plans. If I created a big enough seal, I could store that baby and have it with me all the time. I could see it. Imagine Shino and Kiba's face when I played Taylor's Shake it off for them. I grinned. It was an evil grin. I couldn't help it!
'...relationship with *Kumogakure...'Not to say nothing happened this year. I heard rumors and gossip. Whenever I could, on my academy off days I went to a restaurant to eat, listen. Konoha's relationship with the Kumogakure worsened. Some talked about war between the villages. I heard rumors things never calmed down after their head ninja was killed, with escalating hostilities.
'...give me stink* eyes. I mean...' and '...legenday Uchiha* heir. My...'The gaggle of forming fan-girls however, started to give me stinky eyes. I mean, really? Aren't these girls too precocious? I didn't think it was anything romantic yet, but they must have grown up listening to stories about the legendary Uchiha's heir. My guess is their parents kept pestering them about Emosuke, since Uchiha Itachi was too old to be interested in these kids. Save me from impressionable children, please.
'...of the* Academy, when...'
'...months of the* semester went...' and '...take it as* a game. Naruto...'The first months of semester went about the same. The Academy curriculum changed again. Less playing, more focused training. We sparred every day. Throwing classes. Hand-seal classes. Spycraft, infiltration, survival. Shinobi rules. At a very high level, one would still take it like a game. Naruto always did. Others wised up. The gaggle of Emosuke fan-girls grew by the month.
'...the building, reaching* the roof. Light-shows...' and '...as it was, was* waged in* the Uchiha compound.'It was another normal night in the last weeks of the first semester when I woke up to distant explosions. The floor shook, like a distant earthquake. I ran outside, climbed the building, reached the roof. Light-shows, fire, lightning. It was chaos. It was far away. I looked at the Hokage tower, compared the explosion's location. I had the inkling that the battle, far as it was, waged on the Uchiha compound.
'...of fan-girls'* consternation. I...'Emosuke skipped the rest of the semester, much to the gaggle of fan-girls consternation. I enjoyed the break. No more emo trying to beat me at everything.
'...even on* the ball of...'Emosuke started to have a negative effect even in the ball of sunshine that was Naruto. I was getting worried.
'...a dozen *Uchiha had...'I got to confirm some things. About a dozen of Uchiha had died in the attack, but most of the clan was still alive. Itachi was the new clan head. Shisui was still alive. One of the attackers had been freaking Danzo. The other I guessed was Obito playing his part as Tobi, pretending to be Madara. What a mess. Sasuke was still depressed, and it didn't seem it was going to change anytime soon. From the few outbursts during class, the kid was obsessed with being stronger than his brother.
'...surpassed *a hundred kilos* this year in each seal. It...'I had surpassed this year a hundred kilos in each seal. It was nuts. Maybe those cultivation geeks had a point after all. It took a while to really see the improvements, but no one could deny it. I could compete with the top boys, wearing my weights and not using chakra. My taijutsu was still a mess, but I was improving. I recovered faster, I could perform for longer.
'...glaringly* obvious *during ninjutsu...' and '...of the* rookie 9, except...' and '...training in* their clan jutsu. I was...' and '...I talked* to Iruka sensei.'It became glaring obvious, during ninjutsu practice I was way behind the clan kids. By now, all the others of rookie 9, except maybe for Sakura-chan and Naruto, were training on their clan jutsu. I was pretty sure Emosuke burned my hair on purpose, the bastard. But he wasn't the only: shadow binding, beast transformation, giant hand punch, bugs. Whenever those came into play, I had no answer. I knew only the basic three and fuinjutsu. After one particularly nasty beat-down, and another burn attempt I walked to Iruka-sensei.
'...even beg *old man Hokage for...' and '...seen him in* years, only meeting...'If I took team 7 as an example, they performed around ten D-rank missions, before earning a C-rank. That would be what, one new jutsu? I would need to slave my days completing D-rank missions just to learn basic weak jutsu. I didn't even want to know how much for an A-rank one. Shame was, I couldn't even beg the old man Hokage for some cool jutsu. I hadn't seen him for years, only meeting Secretary-chan to get new chakra control exercises, which reminded me, I need to pay another visit. The last scroll had only one exercise, and I had mastered that one already.
'...chakra threads* to manipulate...'I blinked. What? I mean, yeah, I guess. Using multiple chakra treads to manipulate objects far away from me, while glued to the ceiling, and keeping multiple things stuck to my body, and still preventing my hair and clothes from being affected was a pain. But it was just that. The sheer amount of things to keep track of was what made the exercise complicated, not the control itself.
'...who *the reason* was. It was...'We sat on pink cushions with a low table between us in her room. Sakura could be cute when she wanted – even if I couldn't point that out, it would be asking for trouble. On the table, a spread of pudding and cake. Ever since 'the fight', Sakura wasn't keen on cupcakes anymore. I had my suspicions on why, or better yet, who was the reason. It was blonde, loved my cupcakes, name started with I and ended with O.
'...and slipped them* toward...' and '...board and* wrote on...'Board ready, I wrote my response. "I invited the whole class, the whole class families, the sensei, the Hokage's secretary, the old man himself." I took a few more invitation cards and slipped toward Sakura-chan. Flipped my board, wrote on the other side. "For your mom and dad."
"...this? I've* never heard..."Tenma Sayuri-sensei wasn't old. She looked to be in her late teens or early twenties. Jet black hair, steel-grey eyes. Lean and wiry, usually dressed in the typical shinobi uniform, with a dark grey high-collared duster on top of the flak jacket. "What music is this? I never heard it before." Her eyes bore into me. They were intense, kinda scary. Was she angry?
'...of the* year even. I was stronger *than even adults. My...'At some point, I stopped paying attention to numbers. I had obsessed about them a bit too much. Even so — surprise surprise — I wasn't the worst in my physical classes. In terms of physical strength, I was top of class. Top of year even. I was stronger even than adults. My hodgepodge taijutsu landed me firmly in the upper middle of the pack. I had more endurance than all the kids, Naruto excluded, he had his own cheat. All without using chakra. Still wearing the weight bracelets. Damn, talk about a cheat.
'...one handed* jutsu and...' and '...without seals*. It...'I wasn't top of the class with hand-seals. Some were better than me. But I was still in the top 5 of the whole year. I had unmatched chakra control. The other students were babies when compared to me, but the academy didn't measure that. There were a few basic exercises here and there to promote control, but I think the consensus was that any Genin would train that by themselves. For the last year, aside from all the habitual multitasking, I had started training one hand jutsu and using jutsu without hand seals. I mean, I had mastered the three jutsu I knew with one hand, and without seal. It wasn't even difficult.
'...of flying thunder* god seemed even...'I was stuck. Worse because each seal seemed to use a different logic altogether. Like different languages entirely. My dreams of flying god seemed even more distant. I had the time space logic there on storage seals, but no matter what I tried, it just didn't work. Same with using chakra to create seals. I was stuck to ink and cumbersome logic. It was frustrating.
'...After deciphering them*, creating my...'That and explosions. I mean, what was a girl without explosions? We trained with explosive tags in the academy. I managed to take a few home with me. After deciphering it, creating my own explosive tags was par for the course. I had a lot, really, a lot of explosive tags. Not just the basic ones. No, I improved on them. Let's just say the Konoha police weren't happy with me. But I was training on a training ground. Those Uchiha police should have been thanking me for being alive. Not that they knew it.
'...sat in* my corner.'Dressed and prepared, I went to the academy. I got in, sat on my corner. Observed the other kids. The mood was cheerful. Kids talked, waved, laughed. It got strange when Naruto sauntered in wearing a forehead protector.
'...team seven's* sensei hadn't...'Like every other story in existence, team seven sensei hadn't shown up to meet in the scheduled time. Iruka-sensei had left. Naruto booby trapped the door with the eraser.
"...begin late!*""That's what you get for being late." Naruto hollered after creating the trap.
'Kunai*, shuriken, exploding...'Kunais, shuriken, exploding tags, my own custom sealwork, traps, food, gear. I prepared it all. If possible I wanted to get the bells. Offer them to the boys. There was a good chance Sasuke would help if I promised him the bell.
'...sandwich and* a cup of tea.'Naruto scratched his head. Shrugged. Took a sandwich, a cup of tea. "Itadakimasu!" He yelled. Dug in.
"...with *the Shunshin* no Jutsu."Kakashi-sensei chuckled. Eye turning into a crescent again. "We better get to work then!" He said, standing up and dusting his trousers. "Let's start with Shushin no Jutsu." He flickered two steps back. "Did you know? Yondaime was hailed as the fastest ninja alive."
'...jutsu, Shunshin* no Jutsu and...'Sasuke nodded. Naruto looked devastated. I shrugged. More explosives for me. In the afternoon, I had more focused training. Not always supervised. Kakashi-sensei and I would spar. He pointed out the flaws in my own style. Left me to practice for myself. He taught me two jutsu, Shushin no Jutsu and Shikoku fuin.
'...young. Healthy*. Fit. Teenage* hormones...'I was young. Health. Fit. Teenager hormones messed with my head. That the tip of Secretary-chan's ears turned pink was just the icing on the cake. So to speak.
'...took it and* chuckled*.'Hokage-sama took it. Chuckled. "Thank you Hinata-chan." He turned to the four of us. Took a paper from the desk. "Now, Kakashi's Team Seven. Your next duty is," he looked at us again. "Hmm, babysitting an elder's grandson, shopping in the neighboring village, and helping with the potato digging."
'...I prepared* to create...'I cursed. Naruto had frozen up. I Prepared to create a clone, but abandoned the idea when I saw Sasuke moving. I rushed in front of Tazuna, special explosive kunai in hand. Sasuke leaped, threw a kunai disrupting the chains, tying it to one of the nearby trees. His jump landed him on the ninjas' claws. He was a whirlwind of movement, feet hitting each of the ninjas' faces.
"...We are now* operating outside...""You lied. This has become at least a B-rank mission. I'm sure you have your reasons, but it causes problems when you lie about the details of the mission. We are operating now outside our duties." He looked around, the splattered gore, Naruto's ever worsening face. Sweat beaded Naruto's brown. The poison perhaps?
'...the brat's* gall. Kakashi-sensei...'I was caught between my wanting to fan-girl at the awesome Naruto moment, and face-palm at the brat gall. Kakashi-sensei beat me to any reaction.
"...that eye?!*"
"Larynx, spine, lungs, liver, jugular vein, subclavian artery, kidneys, and heart.""Eight choices." Zabuza's creepy voice sounded inside the ever thickening mist. "Liver, lungs, spine, subclavian vein, neck vein, brain, kidney, heart." The moment stretched.
'...cursing* my muteness. I...'I gnashed my teeth, cursed my muteness. I wanted to banter with the enemy. I wanted to taunt and say cool shit.
'...even if it's* a bit...'Tsunami somehow decided I needed to be mommy'ed over, with constant murmuring complaints that translated to 'children should be playing, not fighting for their life'. I kinda agreed with her, but didn't really. I chose this life. I was happy with this life, even if a bit lonely. I let her fuss over me. I even enjoyed it. If it meant the client was satisfied, why should I deny her the chance to do what she wanted?
"...sense my* chakra at the..."I took my board. "I can feel chakra. Always could, ever since Daikoku-sensei helped me sense chakra at the start of academy. Everyone has chakra inside them, unless they are dead." I wrote, remembering the dead ninja who tried to kidnap me.
'...considered when* training with...'One thing I had not considered training with clones was mental fatigue. When afternoon arrived, it felt like I had spent days without sleep. I wasn't physically tired, I was just spent out. It got even worse when koto Clone-chan unpopped after giving me back the musical instrument. I went to sleep without dinner. I barely managed to find my bed before I collapsed. How did Naruto do it?
'...of *the shunshin* no jutsu. Haku...'We had seen that jutsu before. A variant of shushin no jutsu. Haku had used it when we first met. I grabbed Tazuna, Kakashi grabbed the still alive worker. We jumped back, clearing the area a moment before Sasuke and Haku engaged in their duel. I was all for it. The more time we wasted, the better. If Gato behaved the same as in the main story, he would try to kill us after the fight. At that point, Zabuza wouldn't have reason to fight us anymore. Or so I hoped.
'...and a* man's tears might...'I might have strongly suggested Naruto go and have words with Zabuza about it. Naruto had a way of convincing others. Much hollering and man's tears might have been involved. I didn't regret it. Not one bit.
'...he was hailed* as the...' and '...some also hailed* as a...'Fuinjutsu: Still stuck on that one, with no idea how to proceed. Who did I know was a seal master I could seek out to help me? The Uzumaki clan had dispersed, and even if there were still survivors, I didn't know anyone aside from Naruto. The only ones I could think of that I could potentially meet were the Third, mostly because he was railed as the man who mastered all jutsu, Jiraiya, who some also railed as a seal master, and… Orochimaru. Yeah, nope, that last one was out. No sir, thank you sir.
'...dreams of being* Konoha's...'Summoned creatures: Another avenue I hadn't considered. Another thing that was super clan secret related. Maybe I could corrupt Naruto to teach me the summoning jutsu as well? If nothing else, that is the prime space-time jutsu out there. It should help me with my dreams of Konoha's Black Flash.
'...younger self's* decisions...'Chakra boosting: It always came back to my own younger self decisions. Lesson learned. Use chakra boost in battles!
'...a big yawn*. I had...'Naruto shambled into the training field with a big yawl. I had set a small breakfast spread for us. There was a bit of talking involved before we started. I don't know when the Chunin exams would start, but I knew we were not ready for it yet, at least not like we were right now. I mean, it would probably be fine? But I didn't want fine, I wanted to kick ass and take names, so to speak. For that, I needed my team in top shape.
"...the first* battle with Zabuza?"I really wanted to face-palm again. Hadn't he done that in the battle with Zabuza? I had to hear an exaggerated account of that battle for days. "Didn't you do the same in the First battle with Zabuza?" I asked.
"My own clone,* lead* Naruto's* clone away.""Naruto-kun, can you create a clone?" I asked. The boy nodded, and did so. "My own clone led Naruto clone away." We watched the two clones walk away. Hinata-clone wrote something on the ground. Naruto squirmed, looked away, then started yelling. "No!". Original Naruto looked at the scene with curiosity, Sasuke was still staring at us. Hinata-clone wrote something else, unpopped herself. Naruto's clone did the same.
'...deactivate it* using...' and '...to be heavier*, I had...'With this new version, instead of always working, I could deactivate using chakra. What I hadn't yet been able to figure out was how to make it so I could raise or lower the weight at any time. Until now, every time I wanted it to be more heavy, I had to re-create the whole thing. I wanted a "one version solves all" solution. The on/off switch was easy, the variable output wasn't.
'...to bag* two new...'I managed to beg two new jutsu from the mission control center. It turns out that the S-rank mission Kakashi gave me when I was a toddler wasn't bogus talk to keep me silent. My current mission record was ten D-rank, one A-rank, one S-rank. Wild. More than wild: I was rich! I mean, not really rich, but S-rank missions paid super well, I didn't need to worry about money for a long time.
'...Land of Rivers*, and not...'The missions we got were the boring type. Help with farm work, babysit, deliver letters. We got one more C-rank mission to escort a merchant to the Land of River, and not even a bandit attacked us. Weeks and weeks of boring walk. Naruto and Sasuke drama vanished somehow when I wasn't looking. They still hadn't returned to the same level of camaraderie from the Land of Waves mission, but they were cooperating, training together, and most important of all, not bickering all the time.
'...Madam Shijimi* had requested...'We walked down the streets of Konoha, Naruto with his hands behind his head. Today's mission wasn't bad. A wild boar was terrorizing a small village. Hunting the animal had been fun, in a 'I never hunted wild animals before' way. Better than babysitting. Or taking care of Tora. Madam Shifmi had requested us to care for her pet Tora four times already. Always our team. I was starting to think it was because of the post mission client pastries. Her eyes gleamed every time the mission ended.
"Yipe!*"
'Gaara deadpanned*.'
"...what's up* with him?""Hey, what's what with him?" Ino grabbed my arm, demanding. I just flashed her a smile. Might have passed a new seal with more pastries.
"...as the* Forest of Death.""This is the arena for the second exam: training ground 44, also known as Forest of Death."
'...Cursing* myself, cursing* out team. The...'Unfortunately, I thought too soon. Cursed myself, cursed our team. The huge blaze of chakra, dwarfed only by Naruto's own, entered my perception. I didn't stop. I had a feeling I knew who that was. My body agreed with me.
"...way *out of* our league." (This isn't necessarily needed but it just looks off to me.)Sasuke called out. "Be careful Naruto, they are way above our league."
'...of the* Black Flash...' and '...see tenketsu*, block my...'With Dreams of Black Flash in my mind, I pumped my body full of chakra. I had already disabled all my seals before even moving down to the arena. I moved. What does the ability to see all around him matter if Neji couldn't react in time? What did it matter that he could see meridians, block my chakra, if he couldn't match me in speed?
'...on Shunshin* no jutsu...'Besides my control, I trained using jutsu. For now, I was focused on Shushin no jutsu. I couldn't properly space-time yet, flickering around would have to do meanwhile. It massively increases the speed of movement in short bursts, and while I could already use the jutsu without seals, I could improve the efficiency and activation speed. That was my sole focus for the month.
'...wandered into* the training...'The same day Yamato-sensei came to recruit Jutsu-chan to his hip nature retreat, Kiba wandered in the training field looking for a place to train. I decided that a spar would help my training. Kiba returned the next day, and from there, the info leaked out. Sometimes Kiba came alone, other times he dragged more shinobi to spar. Ino and Sakura took to visiting, although they didn't join the training.
'...Shinobi* could usually...'Thankfully, the flak jacket wasn't mandatory. Konoha wasn't as strict as other villages with its dress code. Shinobis could usually dress in their clan clothes or anything that took their fancy in their day to day lives, or even during missions. At least outside official events. I knew some shinobis used the jacket even outside normal "working hours". Take Kakashi-sensei for example: Never seen him wear casual attire. I'm guessing if there was any war out there, everyone would be required to wear the full shinobi regalia. The jacket, pants, shoes, belt pouches. The important thing was: My ninja statement outfit was safe! No need to add the jacket that would clash so much with my carefully prepared looks.
"Shijimi*? Who..."Naruto squinted at one particular envelope. This one was pink, fancy and bigger than the others. "Shijmi? Who is that?"
"...the village.*"
"Apologies*, sir.""Apologizes, sir." Yamato finally intervened. "My daughter hasn't been able to speak since her mother passed away." I nodded. Looked at the portly man, then at the sleeping girl.
'...were wider*, hands...'Her body resembled one of an adult, but she had no breasts, nor any genitalia I could see. Her shoulders were winder, hands larger, but her waist was still thin and curvy. The sense of wrongness was so strong I had to look away. My stomach churned, and the world swayed a little. I doubled over, hands on my knees, taking deep breaths. I refused to have another breakdown.