Fuck it, I'm bored.
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"Congratulations, Mrs Malfoy, you have a beautiful, healthy baby boy."...
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Fuck it, I'm bored.
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"Congratulations, Mrs Malfoy, you have a beautiful, healthy baby boy."
"Is he really?" a voice with an impossibly-refined accent asks, relief warring with weariness in her tone. "Lucius...?"
A pale, very blurry face peers down at you. You mutter quietly to yourself, but for some reason the words won't form.
"He's quiet," the blur says. His voice is at least as cultured as the lady's, but with a slight drawl that she lacks. He sounds neither disappointed nor terribly excited; merely... considering.
The tired woman laughs. "Enjoy it while it lasts, my love."
"That will be all," the blur tells the room's other occupants dismissively, and after a moment's hesitation they obey.
The blur carries you over to another blur who you quickly determine to be the lady who was speaking before. The two of them look you over with obvious pleasure.
"Have we come to a decision, dearheart?"
"Draco," the lady says. "He'll be our own little dragon."
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A little dragon you may be now, but what were you before?
[X] "'Were?' Regardless of my present circumstances, I am what I have always been - the greatest artist in the world, forever seeking to capture the ultimate reality in my works." (^_^; Should have known it would take something more potent than reincarnation to derail your obsession.)
[X] "A simple... medicine seller... am I." (Wait, how does someone like you die? ... never mind, I don't really want to know.
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[X] "The Big Bad. Who else?" *smirk* (We're gonna party like it's 2002. 8) Deal with it.)
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"Congratulations, Mrs Malfoy, you have a beautiful, healthy baby boy."
"Is he really?" a voice with an impossibly-refined accent asks, relief warring with weariness in her tone. "Lucius...?"
A pale, very blurry face peers down at you. You mutter quietly to yourself, but for some reason the words won't form.
"He's quiet," the blur says. His voice is at least as cultured as the lady's, but with a slight drawl that she lacks. He sounds neither disappointed nor terribly excited; merely... considering.
The tired woman laughs. "Enjoy it while it lasts, my love."
"That will be all," the blur tells the room's other occupants dismissively, and after a moment's hesitation they obey.
The blur carries you over to another blur who you quickly determine to be the lady who was speaking before. The two of them look you over with obvious pleasure.
"Have we come to a decision, dearheart?"
"Draco," the lady says. "He'll be our own little dragon."
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A little dragon you may be now, but what were you before?
[X] "'Were?' Regardless of my present circumstances, I am what I have always been - the greatest artist in the world, forever seeking to capture the ultimate reality in my works." (^_^; Should have known it would take something more potent than reincarnation to derail your obsession.)
[X] "A simple... medicine seller... am I." (Wait, how does someone like you die? ... never mind, I don't really want to know.
)[X] "The Big Bad. Who else?" *smirk* (We're gonna party like it's 2002. 8) Deal with it.)
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[X] "'Were?' Regardless of my present circumstances, I am what I have always been - the greatest artist in the world, forever seeking to capture the ultimate reality in my works." (^_^; Should have known it would take something more potent than reincarnation to derail your obsession.)
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No point in being coy about the first two, I suppose.
[embed=425,349]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMVw-bad1Nc[/embed]
That's the second.
I wish I could show you an amv dedicated to the first, but Diamond is Not Crash hasn't been animated yet. As such, please read this. And this.
[embed=425,349]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMVw-bad1Nc[/embed]
That's the second.
I wish I could show you an amv dedicated to the first, but Diamond is Not Crash hasn't been animated yet. As such, please read this. And this.
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[X] "'Were?' Regardless of my present circumstances, I am what I have always been - the greatest artist in the world, forever seeking to capture the ultimate reality in my works." (^_^; Should have known it would take something more potent than reincarnation to derail your obsession.)
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Selias said:
It's more interesting to take a nostalgic look back at bad fanfiction and silly oneliners than to play as Zero Fucks Given Mangaka!Lelouch? Just a note: I chose these three options for a reason, and that reason is that none of them will make Draco a more tolerable human being. People wanting to befriend the good guys will be forced to come up with very, very good reasons why and god-tier write-ins.
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Actually, I just think it would be fun to read about a wizard with Spike's personality. I don't WANT Draco to be a tolerable human being. I want him to be an asshole. I suppose it doesn't hurt that I had never heard of the other two options before now, though.FurikoMaru said:
Just a note: I chose these three options for a reason, and that reason is that none of them will make Draco a more tolerable human being. People wanting to befriend the good guys will be forced to come up with very, very good reasons why and god-tier write-ins.
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[X] "A simple... medicine seller... am I." (Wait, how does someone like you die? ... never mind, I don't really want to know. )
Let's make everything trip balls. Everything.
)Let's make everything trip balls. Everything.
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[X] "'Were?' Regardless of my present circumstances, I am what I have always been - the greatest artist in the world, forever seeking to capture the ultimate reality in my works." (^_^; Should have known it would take something more potent than reincarnation to derail your obsession
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I wouldn't have expected Spike to be so popular, considering how many of you guys are dudes. In my experience his fans are mostly female.
Granted, in my experience the fandom en masse is mostly female, but still.
Granted, in my experience the fandom en masse is mostly female, but still.
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FurikoMaru said:
Really? Spike's origin story is the wimpy soft-hearted poet who becomes a vampire and decides to reverse his image, giving no fucks and being a snarking badass. Tell me that doesn't appeal to guys. Even when he turns into a love-sick puppy he just says it straight up. "Yeah well, I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
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Dinya said:
FurikoMaru said:
Inara Seraph said:
Hee. I guess maybe I spent too much time on the fanfiction side of the fence and not enough on the talking-to-fans-in-real-life side, back in the day.
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Spike's appeal transcends all races, genders, creeds and sexual orientations.FurikoMaru said:
His cheekbones are amazing.
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Aren't they just? Mr Marsters has that whole Joan Crawford thing goin' on.
Still. Rohan-sensei's pretty eyes are nothing to sneeze at, either.
So, I think I'm gonna do that thing I did for Cosmos Quest at the start and make a case for the two less popular options by writing previews of them. Sound good?
Still. Rohan-sensei's pretty eyes are nothing to sneeze at, either.
So, I think I'm gonna do that thing I did for Cosmos Quest at the start and make a case for the two less popular options by writing previews of them. Sound good?
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FurikoMaru said:
That does sound nice especially as the previes in the posting did nothing to sell me on them instead of William the bloody awfull poet.
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The others sound cool and all but going with voting for the vampire, he'd be much better at actually doing either the whole evil sorcerer living up and beyond his family name or the one to turn to the light.