Fuck it, I'm bored.
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Selias said:
Actually, I just think it would be fun to read about a wizard with Spike's personality. I don't WANT Draco to be a tolerable human being. I want him to be an asshole. I suppose it doesn't hurt that I had never heard of the other two options before now, though.FurikoMaru said:It's more interesting to take a nostalgic look back at bad fanfiction and silly oneliners than to play as Zero Fucks Given Mangaka!Lelouch?
Just a note: I chose these three options for a reason, and that reason is that none of them will make Draco a more tolerable human being. People wanting to befriend the good guys will be forced to come up with very, very good reasons why and god-tier write-ins.
FurikoMaru said:I wouldn't have expected Spike to be so popular, considering how many of you guys are dudes. In my experience his fans are mostly female.
Granted, in my experience the fandom en masse is mostly female, but still.
Dinya said:Might someone enlighten me as to who exactly the first option is?
FurikoMaru said:I wish I could show you an amv dedicated to the first, but Diamond is Not Crash hasn't been animated yet. As such, please read this. And this.
Inara Seraph said:Really? Spike's origin story is the wimpy soft-hearted poet who becomes a vampire and decides to reverse his image, giving no fucks and being a snarking badass. Tell me that doesn't appeal to guys. Even when he turns into a love-sick puppy he just says it straight up. "Yeah well, I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
Spike's appeal transcends all races, genders, creeds and sexual orientations.FurikoMaru said:I wouldn't have expected Spike to be so popular, considering how many of you guys are dudes. In my experience his fans are mostly female.
Granted, in my experience the fandom en masse is mostly female, but still.
FurikoMaru said:Aren't they just? Mr Marsters has that whole Joan Crawford thing goin' on.
Still. Rohan-sensei's pretty eyes are nothing to sneeze at, either.
So, I think I'm gonna do that thing I did for Cosmos Quest at the start and make a case for the two less popular options by writing previews of them. Sound good?