Batman Teleports behind you and your avatar.

[SailorPizza]

Event 1: You're just minding your own business, enjoying your day, when suddenly Batman teleports right behind you like he's a DBZ or Bleach character. What happens?
Event 2: Same thing, except Batman teleports behind your favorite character instead of you.
Event 3. Same thing, expect Batman in Hellbat suit with yellow lantern ring, has post-crisis Superman's powers and fully bloodlusted teleports behind your least favorite character instead of you.
Event 4.Same thing, expect Batman with a week of prep tries try to fight your avatar.
Imagined how many events would happen?

 

[Nicodemus]

1)

"Excuse me sir, I don't know how a whale just got here, and I think three people are under it."

2) Batman eventually takes Samus out on a nice date after they save the universe from something and blow up a planet.

3) Gaia calls for help from every single planet, taking the NOTES route as Batman punches Shinji Matou, killing him instantly.

4) Batman watches as the beached whale dies quickly after it inhales some of Jokers gas. He leaves before any spectators can arrive, as the three people crushed underneath should be dead.

 

[SailorPizza]

1)

"Excuse me sir, I don't know how a whale just got here, and I think three people are under it."

2) Batman eventually takes Samus out on a nice date after they save the universe from something and blow up a planet.

3) Gaia calls for help from every single planet, taking the NOTES route as Batman punches Shinji Matou, killing him instantly.

4) Batman watches as the beached whale dies quickly after it inhales some of Jokers gas. He leaves before any spectators can arrive, as the three people crushed underneath should be dead.

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Make sense and it look like batman got some crazy events.

 

[vyor]

Event 1: You're just minding your own business, enjoying your day, when suddenly Batman teleports right behind you like he's a DBZ or Bleach character. What happens?
Event 2: Same thing, except Batman teleports behind your favorite character instead of you.
Event 3. Same thing, expect Batman in Hellbat suit with yellow lantern ring, has post-crisis Superman's powers and fully bloodlusted teleports behind your least favorite character instead of you.
Event 4.Same thing, expect Batman with a week of prep tries try to fight your avatar.
Imagined how many events would happen?

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1: I see about getting his assistance in helping uplift earth. Worth a shot.

2: ... What is my favorite character... Dresden bitches endlessly(after squeeing for about two minutes), batman gets pulled into some city/world threatening magic event(as per usual), and then everyone goes home with some extra mental scares. The usual day for both characters.

3: I lack a least favorite character.

4: Batman asks Wonder Woman how to kill a dragon that's half made from magic and fires tank killing lasers.