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[Class of 09 x The Coffin of Andy and Leyley] A Negative and a Negative makes a...?
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"Nicole, stop glowering at me."
"What, am I being too obvious like your shrinking milf window?" Nicole says as she takes an expertly packed box of her stuff to her new room.
"Shut your fucking mouth about that! I have plenty of years ahead of me, and I'm not the one that got the school bombed!"
"That wasn't me that was the fucking N.O.I!" Nicole says as she heads to the door to get another box.
"After you sent a video of that chant! Seriously Nicole, all you had to do was keep your head down, or wear a shitty shirt for a year, but nooo, NOW you had to grow a conscious!"
"Are you seriously telling me I should have joined the 'White Pride Party'? Would you be happier if I was a Nazi? Should I goose step while carrying in the rest of my shit?"
"It was a phase! They would have grown out of it, and look back on it with laughs or shaking their heads, but thanks to you, they can't do that now including Je-"
Nicole slamming the door cuts off her mother. The door partly opens as Nicole stomps away.
"Fucking bullshit, I post one video of a fucking stupid chant and I have to move again and hear this bullshit. Where was this much anger over that fat ass pirating those-"
"Hey, can you try and keep it down?" A thin guy slightly older than her wearing a shirt two sizes too big and ripped jeans says to Nicole from a doorway.
"What, am I disturbing your beauty sleep princess?" Nicole asks.
"No, but my cadre of woodland animals can't hear my singing when you shout like that. At least try to make your frustrations rhyme." The thin man says without changing his expression.
"Do I look like I give enough of a shit to make rhymes?"
"Perhaps…you should have been a smarty and joined the Nazi Party?" He asks with a grin.
"You heard that huh?"
"Hard not to. The walls here are thin. I'm also sure your goose stepping would be heard through the building."
"…I'll keep that in mind, if I ever find a fuck to find." Nicole says with less of a frown while going back to the moving van.
"Ha!"
'Huh…he didn't leer at me once or ask to hang out. That's a first. Shame he's a guy…oh, maybe he's gay! I could use a gay best-' Nicole stops at the top of the stairs when she sees a glaring woman.
"…Stay away from my Andy, hussy."
"Seriously? Calling me a hussy with your bra straps and tits out like that? Wait, who even uses the word 'hussy' anymore?"
"You're supposed to say 'ok', with no questions asked if you know what's good for you."
"Really banking on that new kid phase anxiety to establish dominance aren't you? Is that because you're a pushover normally?" Nicole asks while going down the stairs.
"The fuck is a 'new kid phase'? And you better watch that-"
"Something I'm not going by anymore, so watch your tone bitch." Nicole says as she tries to pass the pink eyed woman who stands in front in her way.
"Who do you think you're calling a bitch, you whore? Not even one day and you're chatting up random guys? How desperate~." She says with a hand in front of her mouth.
"You're telling me this thing doesn't come with a loop in the back for a leash? That sounds just like your style what with all the barking." Nicole says while tapping her choker. She looks up with tiny pupils while grabbing Nicole's wrist.
"You don't know the world of pain I can show you. And to think I was even going to leave you alone since you were just moving boxes quietly along like a good little girl~."
"I'm supposed to be scared of you? And I doubt you hurt more than a gunshot." Nicole says while freeing her wrist.
"If you want to get shot I can more than fulfill that death wish of yours, you skanky used up-"
"Ashley!" Both women look up and see the lanky guy looking down at them, glaring more at Ashley who, after a final glare at Nicole, skips up the stairs with a smile.
"Heeeeey Andy! I'm just welcoming our neighbor and telling her some important house rules~."
"It's Andrew, how many times do I have to tell you- Never mind that now…" He says before looking at Nicole.
"Sorry about that…I'd say she's never like this but-"
"What, she's actually worse normally?" Nicole asks, getting a grin and a scowl from Andrew and Ashley respectively. Ashley tugs on Andrew's sleeve. He looks at her a moment before grinning more fully.
"Go on ahead sis, I'm gonna help our neighbor move in."
"W-what…? B-but-" Ashley stammers before a door slams open.
"Ashley! Get in here and clean the damn bathroom you freeloading shit!"
"You heard mom~." Andrew says.
"Don't make her wait, puppy~." Nicole says with a wink.
"…Fucking assholes…" She mutters before taking one last look at Nicole.
Who flips her off.
Ashley returns the bird as her mother starts to yell again, leading to more yelling as Andrew comes down the steps.
"Don't need the help." Nicole says.
"You think I want to go back there in the next few minutes?"
"Fair enough…but I'm not having sex with you." Nicole says as they head to the truck.
"Fine by me. Already have a girlfriend."
"Huh, shame…"
"What, you were interested?" Andrew asks in a monotone.
"No, but I was kinda hoping you were gay." Nicole says as she takes a box.
"…What?" Andrew asks with a box in hand.
"Gay as in you like-"
"I know what gay means, I just don't see how that would be a plus."
"Gay best friend sounds like they'd be fun."
"…"
"What?" Nicole asks.
"…You kinda remind me of Ashley."
"Dick."
"Yeah, I deserve that one."
They go back to Nicole's place. The door is still open and they find her mom on the phone.
"H-how much? And there's no way I would know…And I wouldn't have to do a-"
"Oh God, please don't tell me your considering a phone sex job…That'll be the last straw to send me into therapy." Nicole says and her mother jumps.
"Haven't you heard of knocking!?"
"I live here too!"
'…Why do I feel déjà vu?' Andrew thinks with a neutral face before helping with a few more boxes and heading back to his own shit storm.
===Three months of quarantine later===
Despite their delirium, The Graves siblings hear the scream, see a demon 'kill' a cultist…and cut him up for meat. As Ashley carries the limbs back to their place, she sees Nicole leaning against the freezer.
"…Didn't think you would be chummy with the guy playing that butchered song. What do you got there?" Nicole asks in an even enough tone, but Ashley knows she is eyeing the bag with hunger.
"Oh, you know…stuff~. But more importantly, how did you get in here? Isn't your door bolted down or something too?" Ashley asks with a smirk, grateful Andy splurged for leak proof bags now.
"I only had my lock reversed on my door, but it was surprisingly easy to lock pick. Those jackass guards probably wanted me to break down and beg to be their fuck toy in exchange for food. Like the bag you got there."
"Are you implying I would sink to your level? Anyway, this isn't food, now how about you move that STD village you call an ass out of here before I call the wardens on you for breaking and entering bitch."
"Is that anyway to speak when I actually mustered some fucking concern for you?" Nicole asks.
"Oh please, you just want to steal Andy away you-" Ashley starts to yell, letting one hand go from the bag to gesture rudely.
Which lets the severed arm fall out of the bag onto the floor.
They both freeze, looking at the arm, then each other.
'Oh shit…guess she has die too now. Probably should have taken the cleaver with-'
"You think that goes with ramen?" Nicole asks.
"Huh?" Ashley says and Nicole points to the kitchen counter. On it is a crate of ramen, some jerky, and diet coke.
"Where the fuck did you get that?!"
"Ashley?!" Andrew says, running in with the double bagged torso, freezing at seeing Nicole, before looking and seeing the arm on the ground.
"Oh fuck, we're fucked, this is-"
"Relax will you? I don't care that you killed the guy. To be honest, seeing that there is some fat on him, he'll probably enhance these shitty noodles." Nicole says, further shocking them.
"What?" Andrew asks.
"You're…ok with this?" Ashley asks.
"I mean, I'd rather have Chipotle but it has been- wait, was this guy Mexican?"
"I…Don't think so? Does that even matter?" Andrew asks.
"You're right, anything remotely ethnic tasting is probably gone now." Nicole says, making Andrew groan.
"So…what now?" Andrew asks, trying not to look too squeamish at Nicole while carrying a trash bag covered body.
"I say we kill her." Ashley says.
"No." Nicole and Andrew say at the same time.
"What the Hell?! You haven't even seen each other in months, why are you taking her side?"
"I'm not taking sides, I just don't want to kill anyone!"
"Sounds like you're taking sides to me!" Ashley asks with tears.
"What do you want me to do? Hack her up into mincemeat?!"
"Yes!"
"No you stupid-!"
"Not that I don't appreciate you not wanting to turn me into ground meat, but saying that while carrying a guy you just killed kinda makes it hard to believe." Nicole says.
"We didn't kill him it was the…Agh, I can't believe I'm saying this but…" Andrew has his hands on his face after he puts the cultist body in the freezer.
"It was a demon." Ashley finishes while pouting.
"…I get not wanting to confess to murder, but seriously?"
"We…aren't lying." Andrew says while gnawing on one of his fingers.
"I don't really care. You got any spices for this fucker?" Nicole asks.
"Yeah, let me check and-" Ashley starts but stops when Nicole grabs her shoulder.
"You're not going to the kitchen." Nicole says.
"I live here you can't tell me what to do!"
"You voted to kill me less than a minute ago; I'd have to be retarded to let you hold anything sharper than a butter knife."
"That's not my fault!"
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Hmph…I suppose even with all your bad qualities, I can't call you a stupid slut at least. You're mother must be so proud of you~."
"Probably about the same as yours is of you."
"Fuck you, don't act too high mighty bitch! All you got was diet soda for whoring yourself out!"
"Fuck you! That's all he gave me because I wouldn't I blow him!"
'I am not getting ANYWHERE near this conversation…' Andrew thinks.
After a stare down, Nicole helps Andrew prepare dinner as Ashley pouts on the couch. A few minutes later, cultist a la ramen with diet coke is served. After initial hesitation, the trio devours the meal.
Even the diet coke is not spared.
Then Andrew looks into space with a hand over his head.
"…How the fuck did human taste so good?"
"Excessive salt, MSG, coriander, and the most important ingredient of all: starvation." Nicole says before lighting up a cigarette.
"…You got another one?"
"This is my last pack, what's in it for me?"
"Other than sparing you and helping bring in the main part of this meal? Oh God I just called a human being food…"
"God, are you always this whiny after the fact?" Nicole asks.
"You have no idea…" Ashley says drawing a glare from Andrew before he turns and smiles to Nicole.
"I'll get you a real coke in the future."
"Eh, fair enough." She says before handing him a cigarette. Before he can ask for a light, she leans in with hers, so she was close to Andrew's face while lighting his cigarette. He blushed slightly a moment until he saw where Nicole was looking. She was looking at Ashley with a grin.
'…She's probably doing this to annoy Ashley.' Andrew thinks before glancing over and seeing a furious Ashley.
'Great…I'm gonna have to deal with this later…' Andrew thinks before sighing with sweet sweet poison of nicotine coursing through him again, making everything alright for one incredible moment.
"What, am I being too obvious like your shrinking milf window?" Nicole says as she takes an expertly packed box of her stuff to her new room.
"Shut your fucking mouth about that! I have plenty of years ahead of me, and I'm not the one that got the school bombed!"
"That wasn't me that was the fucking N.O.I!" Nicole says as she heads to the door to get another box.
"After you sent a video of that chant! Seriously Nicole, all you had to do was keep your head down, or wear a shitty shirt for a year, but nooo, NOW you had to grow a conscious!"
"Are you seriously telling me I should have joined the 'White Pride Party'? Would you be happier if I was a Nazi? Should I goose step while carrying in the rest of my shit?"
"It was a phase! They would have grown out of it, and look back on it with laughs or shaking their heads, but thanks to you, they can't do that now including Je-"
Nicole slamming the door cuts off her mother. The door partly opens as Nicole stomps away.
"Fucking bullshit, I post one video of a fucking stupid chant and I have to move again and hear this bullshit. Where was this much anger over that fat ass pirating those-"
"Hey, can you try and keep it down?" A thin guy slightly older than her wearing a shirt two sizes too big and ripped jeans says to Nicole from a doorway.
"What, am I disturbing your beauty sleep princess?" Nicole asks.
"No, but my cadre of woodland animals can't hear my singing when you shout like that. At least try to make your frustrations rhyme." The thin man says without changing his expression.
"Do I look like I give enough of a shit to make rhymes?"
"Perhaps…you should have been a smarty and joined the Nazi Party?" He asks with a grin.
"You heard that huh?"
"Hard not to. The walls here are thin. I'm also sure your goose stepping would be heard through the building."
"…I'll keep that in mind, if I ever find a fuck to find." Nicole says with less of a frown while going back to the moving van.
"Ha!"
'Huh…he didn't leer at me once or ask to hang out. That's a first. Shame he's a guy…oh, maybe he's gay! I could use a gay best-' Nicole stops at the top of the stairs when she sees a glaring woman.
"…Stay away from my Andy, hussy."
"Seriously? Calling me a hussy with your bra straps and tits out like that? Wait, who even uses the word 'hussy' anymore?"
"You're supposed to say 'ok', with no questions asked if you know what's good for you."
"Really banking on that new kid phase anxiety to establish dominance aren't you? Is that because you're a pushover normally?" Nicole asks while going down the stairs.
"The fuck is a 'new kid phase'? And you better watch that-"
"Something I'm not going by anymore, so watch your tone bitch." Nicole says as she tries to pass the pink eyed woman who stands in front in her way.
"Who do you think you're calling a bitch, you whore? Not even one day and you're chatting up random guys? How desperate~." She says with a hand in front of her mouth.
"You're telling me this thing doesn't come with a loop in the back for a leash? That sounds just like your style what with all the barking." Nicole says while tapping her choker. She looks up with tiny pupils while grabbing Nicole's wrist.
"You don't know the world of pain I can show you. And to think I was even going to leave you alone since you were just moving boxes quietly along like a good little girl~."
"I'm supposed to be scared of you? And I doubt you hurt more than a gunshot." Nicole says while freeing her wrist.
"If you want to get shot I can more than fulfill that death wish of yours, you skanky used up-"
"Ashley!" Both women look up and see the lanky guy looking down at them, glaring more at Ashley who, after a final glare at Nicole, skips up the stairs with a smile.
"Heeeeey Andy! I'm just welcoming our neighbor and telling her some important house rules~."
"It's Andrew, how many times do I have to tell you- Never mind that now…" He says before looking at Nicole.
"Sorry about that…I'd say she's never like this but-"
"What, she's actually worse normally?" Nicole asks, getting a grin and a scowl from Andrew and Ashley respectively. Ashley tugs on Andrew's sleeve. He looks at her a moment before grinning more fully.
"Go on ahead sis, I'm gonna help our neighbor move in."
"W-what…? B-but-" Ashley stammers before a door slams open.
"Ashley! Get in here and clean the damn bathroom you freeloading shit!"
"You heard mom~." Andrew says.
"Don't make her wait, puppy~." Nicole says with a wink.
"…Fucking assholes…" She mutters before taking one last look at Nicole.
Who flips her off.
Ashley returns the bird as her mother starts to yell again, leading to more yelling as Andrew comes down the steps.
"Don't need the help." Nicole says.
"You think I want to go back there in the next few minutes?"
"Fair enough…but I'm not having sex with you." Nicole says as they head to the truck.
"Fine by me. Already have a girlfriend."
"Huh, shame…"
"What, you were interested?" Andrew asks in a monotone.
"No, but I was kinda hoping you were gay." Nicole says as she takes a box.
"…What?" Andrew asks with a box in hand.
"Gay as in you like-"
"I know what gay means, I just don't see how that would be a plus."
"Gay best friend sounds like they'd be fun."
"…"
"What?" Nicole asks.
"…You kinda remind me of Ashley."
"Dick."
"Yeah, I deserve that one."
They go back to Nicole's place. The door is still open and they find her mom on the phone.
"H-how much? And there's no way I would know…And I wouldn't have to do a-"
"Oh God, please don't tell me your considering a phone sex job…That'll be the last straw to send me into therapy." Nicole says and her mother jumps.
"Haven't you heard of knocking!?"
"I live here too!"
'…Why do I feel déjà vu?' Andrew thinks with a neutral face before helping with a few more boxes and heading back to his own shit storm.
===Three months of quarantine later===
Despite their delirium, The Graves siblings hear the scream, see a demon 'kill' a cultist…and cut him up for meat. As Ashley carries the limbs back to their place, she sees Nicole leaning against the freezer.
"…Didn't think you would be chummy with the guy playing that butchered song. What do you got there?" Nicole asks in an even enough tone, but Ashley knows she is eyeing the bag with hunger.
"Oh, you know…stuff~. But more importantly, how did you get in here? Isn't your door bolted down or something too?" Ashley asks with a smirk, grateful Andy splurged for leak proof bags now.
"I only had my lock reversed on my door, but it was surprisingly easy to lock pick. Those jackass guards probably wanted me to break down and beg to be their fuck toy in exchange for food. Like the bag you got there."
"Are you implying I would sink to your level? Anyway, this isn't food, now how about you move that STD village you call an ass out of here before I call the wardens on you for breaking and entering bitch."
"Is that anyway to speak when I actually mustered some fucking concern for you?" Nicole asks.
"Oh please, you just want to steal Andy away you-" Ashley starts to yell, letting one hand go from the bag to gesture rudely.
Which lets the severed arm fall out of the bag onto the floor.
They both freeze, looking at the arm, then each other.
'Oh shit…guess she has die too now. Probably should have taken the cleaver with-'
"You think that goes with ramen?" Nicole asks.
"Huh?" Ashley says and Nicole points to the kitchen counter. On it is a crate of ramen, some jerky, and diet coke.
"Where the fuck did you get that?!"
"Ashley?!" Andrew says, running in with the double bagged torso, freezing at seeing Nicole, before looking and seeing the arm on the ground.
"Oh fuck, we're fucked, this is-"
"Relax will you? I don't care that you killed the guy. To be honest, seeing that there is some fat on him, he'll probably enhance these shitty noodles." Nicole says, further shocking them.
"What?" Andrew asks.
"You're…ok with this?" Ashley asks.
"I mean, I'd rather have Chipotle but it has been- wait, was this guy Mexican?"
"I…Don't think so? Does that even matter?" Andrew asks.
"You're right, anything remotely ethnic tasting is probably gone now." Nicole says, making Andrew groan.
"So…what now?" Andrew asks, trying not to look too squeamish at Nicole while carrying a trash bag covered body.
"I say we kill her." Ashley says.
"No." Nicole and Andrew say at the same time.
"What the Hell?! You haven't even seen each other in months, why are you taking her side?"
"I'm not taking sides, I just don't want to kill anyone!"
"Sounds like you're taking sides to me!" Ashley asks with tears.
"What do you want me to do? Hack her up into mincemeat?!"
"Yes!"
"No you stupid-!"
"Not that I don't appreciate you not wanting to turn me into ground meat, but saying that while carrying a guy you just killed kinda makes it hard to believe." Nicole says.
"We didn't kill him it was the…Agh, I can't believe I'm saying this but…" Andrew has his hands on his face after he puts the cultist body in the freezer.
"It was a demon." Ashley finishes while pouting.
"…I get not wanting to confess to murder, but seriously?"
"We…aren't lying." Andrew says while gnawing on one of his fingers.
"I don't really care. You got any spices for this fucker?" Nicole asks.
"Yeah, let me check and-" Ashley starts but stops when Nicole grabs her shoulder.
"You're not going to the kitchen." Nicole says.
"I live here you can't tell me what to do!"
"You voted to kill me less than a minute ago; I'd have to be retarded to let you hold anything sharper than a butter knife."
"That's not my fault!"
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Hmph…I suppose even with all your bad qualities, I can't call you a stupid slut at least. You're mother must be so proud of you~."
"Probably about the same as yours is of you."
"Fuck you, don't act too high mighty bitch! All you got was diet soda for whoring yourself out!"
"Fuck you! That's all he gave me because I wouldn't I blow him!"
'I am not getting ANYWHERE near this conversation…' Andrew thinks.
After a stare down, Nicole helps Andrew prepare dinner as Ashley pouts on the couch. A few minutes later, cultist a la ramen with diet coke is served. After initial hesitation, the trio devours the meal.
Even the diet coke is not spared.
Then Andrew looks into space with a hand over his head.
"…How the fuck did human taste so good?"
"Excessive salt, MSG, coriander, and the most important ingredient of all: starvation." Nicole says before lighting up a cigarette.
"…You got another one?"
"This is my last pack, what's in it for me?"
"Other than sparing you and helping bring in the main part of this meal? Oh God I just called a human being food…"
"God, are you always this whiny after the fact?" Nicole asks.
"You have no idea…" Ashley says drawing a glare from Andrew before he turns and smiles to Nicole.
"I'll get you a real coke in the future."
"Eh, fair enough." She says before handing him a cigarette. Before he can ask for a light, she leans in with hers, so she was close to Andrew's face while lighting his cigarette. He blushed slightly a moment until he saw where Nicole was looking. She was looking at Ashley with a grin.
'…She's probably doing this to annoy Ashley.' Andrew thinks before glancing over and seeing a furious Ashley.
'Great…I'm gonna have to deal with this later…' Andrew thinks before sighing with sweet sweet poison of nicotine coursing through him again, making everything alright for one incredible moment.
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Probably because both are largely unheard of, and there would be a moment of pause at imagining 3 sociopaths in the same room.
Thought I sent this yesterday, my bad.