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Collateral Damage [Worm AU]

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With Are You Afraid of the Dark, I created a fairly badass Danny. People seemed to like it...
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Lisa's Swearing
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    • Ack said:
    "I said, fuck off!" she screamed at it before ending the call a second time.
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    ~ Alternate Timeline ~

    The onslaught of profanity that left Tattletale's mouth was something none of them had ever witnessed before.

    Filthy enough to rot the beard off the crustiest sailor, Rachel knelt wide-eyed as she took turns trying to cover the ears of her cowering canine friends. She didn't understand half of what was being said, but she didn't need to - she felt it.

    At some point during the tirade, Brian had pulled out his cellphone and begun recording. If he survived the fallout from this, the monetization he'll reap when he uploads the video will more than make up for whatever revenue stream he'd lost. Downside: His little sister definitely has a new idol.

    Alec had survived a lifetime of abuse so terrible it left him as incapable of attraction to other people as Lisa, if not moreso. But watching her tell their boss what she planned to do with his head after it's incredibly graphic defilement and removal....

    A tiny ember bloomed in the darkness... Maybe they could go out for drinks?
     
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    • Digging for Coil
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    • ~ Gonna' dig me a hole! ~

    *pick*

    ~ Gonna' dig me a hole! ~

    *pick*

    ~ Gonna' put a nerd in it! ~

    *pick*

    ~ Gonna' put a nerd in it! ~

    *pick*

    "Taylor, where did you get that pickaxe?"

    She shrugged, "Where did Bugs Bunny get his?"

    "Um, sure, whatever. You know there are faster ways of getting to Coil, right?"

    "Probably, but this way he has plenty of time to shit himself before I get there."

    "Fair enough. Proceed."

    ~ Gonna' take a firecracker! ~

    *pick*

    ~ Gonna' take a firecracker! ~

    *pick*

    ~ And stuff it up his ass! ~

    *pick*

    ~ And stuff it up his ass! ~


    ~ Meanwhile, in a wannabe Bond-villains lair ~

    The echoes of profanity so vile the paint it peeled off the walls still fluttered through the air as the last sounds dimmed.

    Coil, head in hands at his desk, just waited for the end to come.
     
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