• The site has now migrated to Xenforo 2. If you see any issues with the forum operation, please post them in the feedback thread.
  • Due to issues with external spam filters, QQ is currently unable to send any mail to Microsoft E-mail addresses. This includes any account at live.com, hotmail.com or msn.com. Signing up to the forum with one of these addresses will result in your verification E-mail never arriving. For best results, please use a different E-mail provider for your QQ address.
  • For prospective new members, a word of warning: don't use common names like Dennis, Simon, or Kenny if you decide to create an account. Spammers have used them all before you and gotten those names flagged in the anti-spam databases. Your account registration will be rejected because of it.
  • Since it has happened MULTIPLE times now, I want to be very clear about this. You do not get to abandon an account and create a new one. You do not get to pass an account to someone else and create a new one. If you do so anyway, you will be banned for creating sockpuppets.
  • Due to the actions of particularly persistent spammers and trolls, we will be banning disposable email addresses from today onward.
  • The rules regarding NSFW links have been updated. See here for details.

Describing fight scenes... but wrong!!!

Idkusername

Idkusername

Versed in the lewd.
Joined
Nov 8, 2019
Messages
1,467
Likes received
14,216
Basically, describe a fight scene in order to make it as ridiculous as possible while still being technically true. Let me go first.


Even a premature release of Gilgamesh's sword was enough to completely dominate the girl in the body of a fifteen year old.
 
Don't necro. This is against Rule 7.
Idkusername said:
Basically, describe a fight scene in order to make it as ridiculous as possible while still being technically true. Let me go first.


Even a premature release of Gilgamesh's sword was enough to completely dominate the girl in the body of a fifteen year old.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
o_O
 
I mean, I'm happy that anyone's replying, but please don't necro.
 
Washed up mask wearing pervert Kakashi shoves his fingers up the ass of the vulnerable 12 year old boy he is supposed to be teaching, then goes back to reading his porn

edit, had a brain spasm, for some reason forgot what necroing was and assumed it meant just replying with an emoji
 
Last edited:
Idkusername said:
I mean, I'm happy that anyone's replying, but please don't necro.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Alucard shoves the tip deep inside her flesh and pulls the trigger cause the vampire prostitute to explode all over the bed.


And shit sorry I saw this thought it was hilarious and wanted to contribute I didn't even pay attention when this was posted.
 
Goku engages Frieza in intercourse, but Frieza stubbornly refuses to submit.

After a few minutes of grunting and slamming into each other, Frieza turns the tables by first penetrating Piccolo, and then toying with Krillin in front of him. Ultimately, Frieza sends Krillin to heaven by forcing him to explode against his will, which upsets Goku a great deal.

Goku bends Frieza over his knee and teaches him a lesson.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 1 (members: 0, guests: 1)
Back
Top