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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

In this order:
  1. Play with myself.
  2. Panic a bit cause red eyes may look cool in anime, do not mix well with sunlight IRL.
  3. Panic a lot cause Rei is metaphysically unstable and I might die soon cause I need medicine which does not exist.
  4. Stop panicking cause this avatar is technically Armimesael and begin to wonder what kind of angelic bullshit I can get up to.
 
MadGreenSon said:
Does that really checkmate the athiests, or are you just trying to slide that in there too Satan?
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It's Actually Satan. The Actually is important. (you get a cookie if you get the reference)

Damnit you saw through my plot! Now I'm gonna have to drag you into Hell my reality marble!
 
TanaNari said:
The abridged series that got me to bother watching Fate, and then left me disappointed because it wasn't half as good as the abridged series.
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Yeah, I didn't like FSN as much as the abridged, but I did like Fate Zero though. I also liked Fate Apocrypha due to a...certain character.

And now I've began sinking so much time into FGO that I'm beginning to rethink my life choices
 
I am now an evil spirit (it's the ahoge) while also holding a cock. Life is good all things considered.
 
Well what do you see! A girl in a bodysuit tighter than can be! Just leaves nothing to the imagination, why my friend if you come with me we can plaster your image across the nation! Become famous, a star! Just sign right here!
 
Run as fast as I can to Jasper and hopefully I won't get killed by hunters, wolves or bears.

Malbutorius said:
Well what do you see! A girl in a bodysuit tighter than can be! Just leaves nothing to the imagination, why my friend if you come with me we can plaster your image across the nation! Become famous, a star! Just sign right here!
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aha, a fellow seller of anomalies! Boy do I have a deal for you, just sign this paper here with your full name followed by your maiden name and date of birth, this will net you a personal visit to a man named Connor, very important fellow who's anomalous abilities have given him much sway in this world, just follow these security personal and they'll take you right to him!

the SCP foundation is not responsible for any wrongdoing that befalls you, perceived or otherwise.
 
Raboto said:
Run as fast as I can to Jasper and hopefully I won't get killed by hunters, wolves or bears.


aha, a fellow seller of anomalies! Boy do I have a deal for you, just sign this paper here with your full name followed by your maiden name and date of birth, this will net you a personal visit to a man named Connor, very important fellow who's anomalous abilities have given him much sway in this world, just follow these security personal and they'll take you right to him!

the SCP foundation is not responsible for any wrongdoing that befalls you, perceived or otherwise.
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Why I'm mighty intrigued but sad to say there's just not enough room on this here paper for me to sign, so I'll give you a deal this pen right here will let you sign it! Never runs out of ink nor sprains your hand but careful now you might run out of blood cause it uses that but don't you worry your body should be used to it considering the vampire that drank out of your neck last night.

But oh what can you do, the Connor fellow as you say is already on my VIP! He may be in a bit of a delay but I'm sure that he'll call me soon enough for those anomalies on yonder!

Now I must be off a kid in Japan just got hit by a delivery truck and I want to try my hand at the Isekai show! Woah! Be sure to tune in to Channel Quasmi 280 at 5! PM! It's a nightly show!
 
Immediately go back to sleep. Revel in the fact that I can now sleep 20 hours a day without being called out on it.
 
I am now a short haired Samus, nothing has gone wrong
 
kinglugia said:
Lust grenades plz.
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When you want to spice up a party but you don't want to hire strippers then use this fantastical new invention! This little sphere will release a GRADE A APH-RO-DI-SEE-AC! Get 'em all horny like a bunch of breed hungry rabbits! Also great for combating population issues!
 
TanaNari said:
Is true. Nothing solves overpopulation quite like giving everyone AIDS.
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That's why you need this anomaly!

It's an amulet! Wear it for a bit and you'll feel so much better! Pass it around around the town and eventually everyone's fine! Dime! Just a thousand of them and you'll get it now! So what do you say?
 
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