[X] Hey, there's holes in this face thing. Maybe you can go in them?
Trying to eat the guy is kind of suicidal. We, maybe, would manage to blind him forever, or fuck up his pretty face, but ultimately, his friends are going to inflict some lethal injuries on us afterward.
This option, on other hand, is just more interesting and safe - I mean, if we would drown that elf by mass of slime, its not like they are going to crack his head and body open to get us? We would get some time for eating.
Not quite sure if sliding away is good idea, as I am pretty sure what our victim is would want some revenge, and, well, by this point even a simple stomp probably would kill us.