AN: Hey, this is a fun story I made. A nice fun ride if your into it.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing except my own content. Everything else is the property of the original owners.
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Chapter 1: Even the Afterlife has Insurance.
Jake and Kyle were the best of friends. Friends who would gladly push the other down a flight of stairs to get to the last sweet roll before the other.
Well, maybe not to that extent. Perhaps if it was a short flight of stairs. Ten…no, twelve stairs at the max.
In short, they were brothers in all but blood, kicking the other's ass in tetherball since second grade.
Jake was your typical outdoor fitness type. Kyle was the lazy gamer type.
Neither cared for sports nonsense, but they shared an equal passion, or addiction, with fanfiction. Anime, manga, light novels, web novels, fanfiction, you name it, they read it.
In the real world, Jake worked real estate, while Kyle went to further his education and worked a job on the side.
Overall, there really wasn't anything special about them. Just two best friends in their early twenties going about their lives.
Until those lives ended quite abruptly.
Have you ever read those weird fun facts on Snapple caps about how so and so many people die from random things each year?
Well, it's usually just a fun fact. Just a random thought in passing to have fun with. The fun stops when it becomes relevant to you. It's not funny anymore when you become one of those tiny percent of deaths each year.
Say, for example, death by an avalanche.
Do you know how many people a year die from an avalanche? One hundred and fifty. One hundred and fifty out of over seven billion a year.
The odds are ever so small, and yet it does, in fact, happen. Each and every year without fail. It's just a commonly accepted fact of life.
So when the two friends went snowboarding on a random sunny day in winter, only to get hit by an avalanche clear out of the fucking blue, neither really knew what to think.
There was no warning, no siren, no nothing.
Just some shaking, a large shadow, and then two pairs of wide eyes shitting themselves as a titanic cloud of snow crushed them like tin cans in a hurricane.
Which all led to now. Where two floating corporal ghosts stared off into the void with blank faces as a clearly stressed and overworked nondescript middle-aged insurance agent apologized while sitting behind a floating desk filled with clutter and a nametag labeling him as a simple 'Mr. Agent'.
"We are greatly sorry for the inconvenience."
"…"
"…"
"We will pay you back."
"…"
"…"
"Your future is going to be bright."
"…"
"…"
"Will you say something!"
The two floating ghosts turned to each other, still holding blank faces, and nodded slightly before turning back to the middle-aged worker.
"We want to be Isekai'd."
"And we want five wishes, each."
Mr. Agent shook his head. "That's not possible, I don't have that kind of clearance."
Kyle followed up. "Then what can you offer us?"
The man smiled brightly. "I can send you each to a random world with a single wish."
"…"
"…"
"…"
Two deadpan stares met the clearly straining and weakening smile of the insurance agent.
Jake immediately answered. "So you're telling us, that some brat who is the grandchild of your employer, who sent their brat out to 'have fun' in mortal worlds, and caused an avalanche because it seemed like fun, is not able to afford giving us more than a single wish?"
The man wilted a bit, but before he could respond, Kyle attacked. "A clearly multidimensional being, capable of treating worlds like nothing, and he can't spare more than a single wish?"
"A man whose grandchild could just blow some air as you said and cause an avalanche."
"An avalanche that killed two poor innocent souls."
"Young souls at that, who had a full lives ahead of them."
"Mr. Agent, think of the families that will weep."
"Mr. Agent, think of the friends and spouses that will fall apart."
"All this pain, and you can only give out a single wish?"
The insurance agent winced with each point. He knew it was a mistake to explain the whole situation to the two souls in front of him, but it was part of his job. He was quite literally enforced by cosmic law to tell them what and why it happened.
Which is why they each had their emotions slightly muted toward their deaths. Not entirely muted, as it's been proven that such methods lead to negative consequences.
And it was his job to tie up loose ends.
Multidimensional beings were truly overpowered, but when they grow strong enough, the Omniverse itself bounds laws to them. They can't just go around erasing worlds for fun; reality wouldn't accept such a thing.
Negative Karma can build up, and no matter who it is, the price will come.
But if they kept to their own corners and didn't go overboard, it was fine. You could even build up good Karma to offset things.
This is where the Mortal Resurrection Insurance Agency, in charge of getting mortals who died due to these multidimensional beings to agree to deals of equal trade to offset negative Karma, comes in.
As long as they got the mortals to accept the deal, it would write off the bad Karma and consider things settled.
And the grandchild of such a being results in the elder being at fault for allowing it to happen. Hence, the elder has to pay the price for the mortal's wishes.
The only problem is that it's expensive. And the clients hire the insurance agency to lowball as much as possible. And Mr. Agent had spent over thirty minutes explaining to the two souls all the things they could do with their new lives, even showing fancy pamphlets full of false promises and fantasies to lure mortals into rushing their deals. But the two didn't budge.
Jake and Kyle wouldn't take such a scam lying down. They could see the fine print. Mr. Agent wanted to cheat them, and these two fanfiction addicts were not going to stand for that. Figuratively, of course, they were floating.
So the famous guilt trip Karen trick it was.
The insurance agent, stressed and overworked from dealing with dozens of back-to-back cases of random powerful beings getting in trouble in the Multiverse, didn't have the willpower to handle the verbal assault with his caffeine-deprived mind.
He just barely managed to throw on his fake smile. "I… I can, probably, maybe, make it two wishes."
"Four!"
"You think we are some cheap whores!"
"You think our lives were worth so little?!"
"We died man! Died! To a kid playing with snow!"
"Do you know how bad of a rep that gives us?!"
"Someone walks up to us in the afterlife, asks us how we died, and we are supposed to fucking say we got killed by a kid playing with snow?!"
"Have some honor man!"
"Where is your dignity!"
The two friends didn't miss a beat, yelling at the poor worker, who wilted further and further. "T..three! Three wishes! I really can't go beyond that!"
Jake and Kyle quickly paused and met gazes for a moment. Another silent nod passed between them, and they turned back. "Three wishes and three perks for our worlds."
The insurance agent felt like coughing blood. "Are you trying to get me fired!? I have limits you little shits! One perk each!"
The man emphasized his breakdown by slamming his fist on the desk, spilling papers off the table he would later cry over.
Jake and Kyle didn't even hesitate to nod.
"Very well."
"One it is."
A loud gong rang through the void, sealing the deal.
Mr. Agent's exhausted mind, clouded by anger, stopped short at the sound as he realized what he had just said before his forehead slammed on the table. "Fuck."
The friends fist bumped behind their backs, in spirit.
"The deal has been struck."
"No takebacks."
"I…You…Gah! Fuck this! Fine. Whatever, I'm going to get railed for this later anyway. Just pick what you want and get out of here you damn vultures." The man was far too gone to care anymore and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.
Jake and Kyle's masks finally cracked as they smirked. All's fair in love and war, and these two were not missing their once in a hundred lifetimes chance of milking this shit for all it was worth. With that said, though, they still had flaws.
The insurance agent handed them both paperwork to sign because, of course, the afterlife had paperwork that had to be filled out.
Just random nonsense questions, reasons for why they were skipping the reincarnation cycle, how many surgeries they had, etc.
It was only at the end that Kyle paused. "Wait, this says we are being given our world. I thought we get to choose it?"
The insurance agent waved his hand tiredly and blew out some smoke. "Yeah, well it wasn't part of our deal kid. The deals been struck and your stuck with what you got. Not that it was a bad deal." The man grumbled a bit at the end and scratched at his messy hair.
Jake raised his pen. "Can we use one of our wishes on it?"
The man shrugged. "You could but it would be a massive waste."
Jake and Kyle sagged over it but accepted it; they couldn't get everything. Jake's eyes widened at a line at the bottom. "Wo, wo, this page says that wishes are all basic tier. What the hell does that mean?"
The man took a drag and looked like he was contemplating if he could get away with shutting his eyes for a three-day power nap. "It means what it says. My client paid for the basic package, so you get basic wishes. None of that gamer nonsense or instant mastery crap. Congrats on realizing how shafted you got."
The man seemingly flipped his personality now that the job was done and no longer cared about trying to cheat the two young souls. Once the deal was made, the universe accepted it as is. Nothing could be changed about it.
Kyle raised a finger. "That seems incredibly unfair."
Mr. Agent scoffed. "Tell that to the other trillions of souls who don't get this deal. Be happy with what you got."
Kyle's finger dropped, then rose, then dropped, seemingly trying to find an argument and failing. Jake just sighed and signed the page.
The paperwork finished, the man pulled out a file from under the desk and read off it. "Alright, with the basic package, you get tier one worlds as destinations. Let's see, a few of them have already been used recently so those are off the table."
Jake's eye twitched. "How many people exactly did this kid kill?"
The man grunted in reply. "Don't ask. It wasn't a small number."
Kyle questioned that. "Are we going to run into these people?"
The man waved a hand and read through the file. "No, there are millions of variations of each world. These worlds or universes form their own bubbles, so to speak. There is an uncountable number of bubbles inside each Multiverse. It's just that below a certain power level, you can only send so many foreign souls to these bubbles every millennium without the universe violently reacting.
Every soul only gets choices based on worlds they are familiar with from all kinds of things. In your cases, games, books, anime, and so on. Hell, you can even choose an authentic sword and magic fantasy world rather than a world you are familiar with. It comes with its own risks as you won't know anything about it, though."
Jake and Kyle digested that as the man wrote down a few things on the file.
"Alright! You two have five options to choose from. And no, you don't get to choose your background or appearance nonsense. Just be happy with what you get and do the work yourself if you want to alter things.
Harry Potter. Akame Ga Kill. Pokemon. Attack on Titan. Highschool of the Dead.
These are currently the only five we have available on tier 1 for worlds you're familiar with. Unless, of course, you want to take the fantasy world route."
The two friends quickly met eyes. An intense light shined in their orbs as a battle of great wills was fought. Two spectral arms were raised, and the insurance agent was quick to raise his hands. "Wait, wait, there is no reason to resort to viol…."
""Rock, Paper, Scissor, shoot!""
Before Mr. Agent could finish his sentence, both spectral arms shot forward at speeds beyond an old grandmother's perception to shoot out devastating blows in a game of epic rock paper scissors. A true match for the ages in a retirement home.
The man watched on speechlessly, only for Jake to fall to his spectral knees staring at his hand holding scissors in betrayal while Kyle stood tall and proud with a kiss to his solid fist.
"Victory!"
"Why hath the heavens forsaken me…."
Ignoring the bewildered gaze of Mr. Agent, Kyle slammed his fist on the table. "Pokemon sir. I choose Pokemon."
The man nodded awkwardly and noted it down.
A palm smacked the other side of the desk as Jake pulled himself up and sighed. "Harry Potter."
It was noted down as well by a man who had stopped caring. "Good, pick your wishes first and then I'll show you what perks you can pick from."
Kyle opened his mouth to speak before Jake slammed a hand over it and hissed at his friend. "Maybe we should talk about it before we set it in stone?"
Kyle blinked and nodded in realization as Jake removed his hand and sent Mr. Agent a questioning look.
He waved back. "Take your time. You got about an hour left before things get randomized and forced on you."
Jake nodded and pulled Kyle aside. "Alright, man, let's be serious for a second here. Wow, I can meet Sirius…." Jake marveled while Kyle groaned in pain.
"Oh god, the puns…."
Jake laughed evilly for a second before snapping out of it. "Wait no, don't distract me. We're not going to the same world dude."
Kyle twitched. "You're the one who brought it up! But yeah, I was thinking about that too. What should we do?"
Whenever the two got mixed up into things, Kyle always let Jake come up with ideas. he was the idea guy; Kyle was the one who threw out the insane plans that were too much effort and kept him in line.
"Hmm… we got three wishes right? Well one's gotta be a way for us to stay in touch. Maybe a video chat thing like skype?"
"Skype? How old are you dude, just say Discord."
"Fuck off, I wasn't the tech type and you know it."
"It's basic principle."
Jake rolled his eyes and went on. "Anyway! We need to stay in touch. Who knows how far off the deep end we will go if we are left to ourselves. We need to keep each other in check. You know more about Pokemon in general, but I know more about wilderness survival and nutrition. I can help where I can with your stuff.
Meanwhile, I need to keep up with all the plots and various issues in that crazy world of Harry Potter. Who knows what kind of Dumbles I'm going to get and what else will be around. You need to stop me before I start a revolution or something. These aren't stories anymore."
Kyle grunted and crossed his arms. "Yeah, we talked about this dozens of times over the years. About what we would do if we found ourselves in various worlds. It was all fun and games when we could joke around about how gruesome shit could get. But now that it's actually happening I'm a bit freaked out."
Jake patted his spectral shoulder. "Same here man. But if we can stay in touch we can help each other. I think that needs to be a priority."
Kyle nodded his agreement.
"Second, we need a way to travel in the Multiverse. I'm not about to lose my bro forever."
Kyle punched his shoulder, or more like went through it, much to his displeasure. "I feel you bro. Figuratively. Second wish for multiverse travel. Set. And the third?"
Jake's eyes gleamed, and Kyle got a bad feeling. "I have an idea."
"No."
Instant denial didn't deter Jake. "It's a good idea."
"No."
"Come on man, don't be a bitch."
"Every time you tell me you have an idea; I suffer in some way or form."
"Yeah, but it's funny at least."
"…"
Kyle sighed in defeat. "Go on."
Jake smiled widely. "Don't worry, I'm going to do something no one ever does in these situations. Dumb fuck wish fulfillment bastards never see something so simple."
Kyle ignored him and walked back to his seat. Engaging Jake here would have them waste the rest of their time conversing on the idiocy of a large part of the fanfiction community.
Jake, realizing his partner ignored him, grumbled and went back to the desk.
Mr. Agent put down the paper he was filling out and ashed his cigarette. "Made your choices?"
Jake nodded. "Yeah, first wish, we want a way to communicate over worlds. Something to text, call, and video chat if possible."
The agent hummed and thought about it for a minute before holding up a finger to look through a new file. Not long after, he answered. "We can do the first two easily enough. Video calls will be limited. How about a cellphone that's invisible and untouchable by anyone but yourself? It will literally only be able to use the single app to connect you two. They will have data plans that reset every week or so.
Oh, and before you ask, when I say untouchable, I mean not only can no one else touch it, but you also can't hit things with it. We had that issue before with a girl getting an indestructible tablet and bashing the ever-living shit out of things. Died not so long later when she forgot that indestructible it may be, but she was not."
Jake and Kyle shared a look. "Works for us."
The agent nodded and wrote it down. "Alright, that's one for each of you. Any requests on the phone model?"
""Android.""
The two looked at each other and nodded firmly.
The agent sweat dropped but noted it. "Right…moving on. Your phone will always wind up in your pocket."
Kyle raised a finger. "What if we have no pockets or clothes on?"
Mr. Agent smirked, and the two paled.
""No.""
The agent laughed. "I'm just fucking with you. I'll put it down that it will stick to your chest or something. Not like anyone else can see it without your permission."
The two sighed in relief.
"Second wish?"
""Multiverse traveling.""
The agent sighed at those two words and ran a hand over his face. "If I had a dime for every time I heard that. Look, this is beyond the basic package. I can't just give you access to multidimensional traveling so easily."
Kyle tapped the desk. "I didn't hear you say it wasn't possible."
The agent deadpanned at them and sighed again. "Whatever, I'm getting yelled at anyway. Yeah, there is a way, and no, it's not usually just given out. They typically do a karma check but screw it. That little shit has had me running around doing damage control for the last year.
Basically, it's a long-time charge ability. You can either wait ten years for it to charge on its own before being given options for where to go. Or you can do something to affect the timeline of the world. It will speed up your charge as the world notices you don't belong. The energy of the world that it sends at you will speed things up. Fair warning, the more you change the main events, the more the world pays attention, and the more uncomfortable things will get.
It's like gravity tries to compress your body slowly and gradually, increasing the pressure over time. Not lethal but very uncomfortable.
Of course, this only applies if we give you this ability. The very idea of multidimensional travel to various 'bubbles' is anathema to the stability of the bubble in question. If you have it, it will notice and begin rejecting you. If you don't, it wouldn't care if you nuked the planet."
Jake hummed at that. "So we can still mess with the timeline, but we should only do it lightly until we are close to ready to go. Or if we don't take it, we are stuck in the world for life but we can do whatever we want?"
"Pretty much. If you do something big too early and the charge isn't ready, you're going to be in for a very painful time. Unless you do something massive that really gets you a charge all at once. So what will it be? You two want to take the risk?"
The two actually did take a moment to consider it.
Kyle gave Jake a look. "You know this means you can't go full murder hobo right?"
Jake hummed. "It means I can't go full murder hobo 'yet.' And it's not like I can't do stuff in the background right?"
He finished his sentence while looking at the agent, who nodded and blew out some smoke. "Yeah, the effect will be limited if you're not directly the one taking action. It will still affect you, but it's the difference of one-fourth of the effect versus 100% of it.
Still, don't look down on having the world's attention. It's not something like you will be unlucky but more like you will always feel a sense of insects crawling on your skin and have goosebumps. And that's just the initial stages. It's very, very, unpleasant."
Kyle raised a point. "Will this ability let us meet up later on?"
"Yes. Just make sure to use it within five second of the other or the 'bubble' you're going to will reject you. Nasty stuff by the way. It will literally bounce you away and you can end up in literally any other world in the Multiverse. Might just go insane if you land somewhere you can't comprehend."
The two grimaced at the thought and pondered for a moment longer before nodding. ""We'll take it.""
The agent shrugged and noted it down. "Your choice." He filled out a few pages in silence before looking back up. "Alright, I'll need you to sign a waiver saying you understand the risks and can't blame our agency for it if you happen to gain enough power to actually be a threat to us somewhere down the line. Otherwise, your good to go." He finished and passed them a paper each that was quickly read and signed.
"Third wish?"
Kyle looked toward Jake cautiously as he smiled widely. "I want to confirm something."
Mr. Agent waved his hand. "Go on."
Jake leaned forward. "We can't wish for something overpowered, right? You said only basic powers?"
"Yeah, tier 1 basic package."
"Alright, and our Perk is based on the world we go to originally correct?"
"Yes."
"Perfect. Then I want both of our third wishes to be for the most compatible power for us within the world we are going to."
The other two paused while staring at Jake's wild smile.
Kyle raised a finger, dropped it, raised it again, and dropped it once more. "That's….actually not a bad plan."
Jake laughed at that. "Ha! I told you not to doubt me."
"To be fair, I had reason to doubt you."
"Bah, what happened to the bro code?"
"I let you go through with it didn't I?"
"That's beside the point."
"No, no, I believe that is exactly the point."
The agent watched them go back and forth for a minute with a raised brow before coughing into his fist to get their attention. "Gentlemen."
They paused and looked at him. "Right, well, I admit that's not something I hear every day. We do, in fact, have a way of telling what is most compatible, and choosing a power that actually fits your entry world will do wonders for synchronizing you with them.
I remember this one guy with a tier 3 package who asked for the lightning logia fruit from One Piece even though he was far more compatible with the earth element. He had terrible synchronization, and the poor guy got captured by a crazy scientist with a lightning rod and died soon after in agony. Ha, we had a good laugh at the office over it."
The agent chuckled while Jake slightly paled, and Kyle smirked at his friend. Jake often spoke of how much he wanted that Devil Fruit, and he knew what Kyle was saying without speaking.
"Anyway, kudos to you for understanding that your barely twenty year old human brain can't see what works better than a multidimensional being."
He opened a drawer and rummaged around for a bit before pulling out a tablet-looking device and typing away at it for a moment before putting it in front of the two. "Alright, Jake, you start. I set it to the Harry Potter world. Just place your hand on it and it will scan you."
Jake nodded and did so. It was similar to looking at a photocopier at work and sent a tingle down his spectral spine that made him shiver. "Gah, that's a weird feeling."
The agent chuckled and ashed his cigarette, which never seemed to end. "Yeah, it's scanning your soul, which is bare and open right now in this space. Never a nice feeling. You can remove your hand."
The tablet glowed for a moment after Jake sat back before a soft 'ding' came off, and the man looked at it. "Hm… not bad. It seems you're most compatible with the Metamorph bloodline power. It's often never taken seriously, but I assure you it has plenty of secrets to it. Not to mention, it's handy for survival and evolution. Congratulations."
Jake smiled at the news. "Metamorph huh? I can work with that. I never really did see anyone use it the way I thought about before."
Kyle laughed at that. "Ha, I can already tell your going to have a blast. Let me guess, animal features?"
Jake nodded without hesitation. "Animal features."
The two smirked while the agent chuckled and adjusted the tablet. "Alright, Kyle, your turn."
Kyle followed Jake's example, and a minute and a slight shiver later, the tablet dinged once more.
"Hm, that's an interesting one."
Kyle gave the agent a questioning look that the agent waved away. "Ah, it's not bad. It shows you have an affinity for Aura. Specifically Ice type aura."
"And that means?"
"Hm, well you see, Aura in the Pokemon world is a powerful ability if trained right. It has an elevated level of versatility. On a passive state, it can improve your healing, stamina, senses, and durability to elements and physical force. In an active state, it can do much more to empower yourself. What you do with it is up to the individual."
"And the element?"
"Ah, right, that's the interesting part. So as you know, there are eighteen 'types' in the Pokemon world, and that goes for Aura as well. Most Pokemon use Aura naturally, which converts into their type. That's how Pokemon moves work.
So just like Pokemon, people have types as well, except it's not so extreme. Well, it could be extreme, but that's not how it is for you. You lean towards the ice element, but it's not like you will become an emotionless ice statue.
Rather than the neutral normal type aura, which has significant boosts to the existing aura abilities, you have an ice typing that will affect the feel, look, and effect of your aura usage. I won't go deeper into it, but you will find out for yourself what that means. It's definitely a good thing, so don't worry about it."
Kyle looked thoughtful at the knowledge while Jake smiled. "I can already think of a dozen things to try out with ice powers."
Kyle shot him a look. "Share."
Jake smirked and waved a hand. "Later. We'll have plenty of time to chat."
The man nodded at that point. "Yes, I'm not exactly enforced to remind you but you are on the clock. A bit over thirty minutes remain so I advise we finish things up."
The two sat up and nodded, so he went on. "Alright, I've noted down your abilities. We only have two things left, and you're good to go. First, your perks which you little shits guilt-tripped the fuck out of me for."
The two smiled unrepentantly, making Mr. Agent chuckle and shake his head. "Whatever, here is a list of perks you can choose from."
He handed the two a packet tailored to themselves, and it wasn't long for them both to raise a question.
"Oi, what the hell?"
"We get drawbacks?"
The agent smiled wide. "Ah~ revenge~. Yes you do! It was not specified in the deal and so by protocol, the basic package offers only perks alongside a drawback. Oh, and a reminder, no matter what your natural talents are, for the sake of the perks, all your base numbers are set to 0. So any +1 will double your talents and any -1 will double your loss of affinity with the subject. Choose wisely."
At the guy's satisfied smile, Jake flipped him off, and Kyle just sighed, but both didn't waste time.
Jake's list was pretty simple.
[Harry Potter World Perks:
- +1 talent for Transfiguration
- +1 talent for Charms
- +1 talent for Potions
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]
And Kyles was the same.
[Pokemon World Perks:
- +1 talent for Navigation
- +1 talent for Aura Control
- +1 talent for Ice Constructs
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]
Each list had dozens of options accompanied by drawbacks. Some were worse than others.
Jake cringed hard at seeing the drawback ' -1 for common sense'. Just the thought of having the common sense of an average wizard in that world made him shiver.
For Kyle, some were genuinely terrifying. Some made him loved by flying types as a target for their toilet. Meaning he would be dodging white poop for the next decade. Others less extreme made him have a negative affinity for Pokemon from specific typing.
It took them both at least fifteen minutes to narrow down their choice. The two decided it was best to let them decide for themselves on this one.
Jake went first. "Alright, I'll keep things simple here. Some of these drawbacks are just insane. I'll take [+1 Sensitivity to mana, -1 talent for Charms]."
Kyle raised a brow at that. "You sure, man? Charms are really versatile."
Jake nodded. "Yeah, I thought about it, and it's not like I won't be able to do charms, but that I'm less talented at it. Considering the whole Metamorph thing, I figured doubling my talent for Transfiguration would be best, but then I thought more about it.
I'd rather know exactly why and how I'm doing Transfiguration rather than just find the process easier to perform. I can see that being better in the long run and even in the short run. Not to mention, this is a magical world here. Being doubly sensitive to magic than most others will be highly useful for everything I do."
The agent nodded his head as he noted it down. "A sound argument. Since you already chose, I'll mention that you picked well. Considering you're doubling your existing talent, it's not a straightforward process of one plus one. I'm sure you will understand the benefit from the start.
Kyle, how about yourself?"
Kyle's finger slid down the paper and stopped at one option. "I know others sound good but I think I'll take this one. [+1 talent for Empathy, Party Lock: 6]."
The agent hummed at that and noted it down while Jake asked. "Why pick that? I figured you would want something for your Aura."
Kyle nodded. "I did at first but you know me, I don't think I'll be able to handle the spotlight or the public stuff in that world."
Jake took a second and then snorted at the thought. "Ha, ok point to you. Imagining you in a Pokemon league is highly amusing for some reason."
Kyle tapped his finger on the desk. "See. So then I thought, 'what do I want to do in that world?' and the answer I came to is that I want to travel. Meet all kinds of Pokemon and explore to my heart's content. I'd rather see the world than be stuck in any human city. But I doubt the world will be as soft as the anime made it out to be; Pokemon are just as dangerous as humans would be if they had the powers Pokemon had. Probably worse, honestly.
So if I want to travel and see the world in one piece, I need to be able to understand them. I want to respect them and be friends or at least neutral. So with empathy, I can do just that. I would have taken a psychic power if that were an option, but this is my best one."
The agent ashed his endless cigarette and added on. "You're not wrong. We scale Pokemon worlds on a 1 – 10 rating for how great the danger is. Some Poke worlds are apocalyptic 10, and others are loving 1's. The one you're going to is an even 5. Most humans learned to respect Pokemon, but the bad apples keep the violent ones active, so you will see death on both sides. Empathy will take you far if your wish is solo traveling.
And empathy also falls under both main power categories. For psychics, it's more in the mind, but with Aura, it's more about the feeling. You won't be speaking to Pokemon, at least not most, but you will understand them."
Kyle smiled at that while Jake raised a point. "But what about the team lock of six? How does that work and why?"
The agent answered first. "The party lock is at it sounds. He will only be allowed to have at max six Pokemon at one time. No Pokemon beyond the first six will consider him their trainer and no pokeball will function for him beyond that. There will be exceptions if you're doing something like a job but in essence the drawback will enforce itself on the context of 'Kyle may only have six Pokemon in total at one time.' It's a solid way of enforcing the drawback and not allowing him to go around things, as well as allowing him to interact with the world in cases where he needs to use someone else's pokeball or command someone else's or a wild Pokemon. Don't worry, the rule will be enforced on its own when it applies."
The two nodded at that, and Kyle addressed Jake's question of why. "Well, I thought about it a lot, man. This isn't a game anymore; it's real life. Remember when we talked about this a few times? Can you honestly imagine trying to feed and care for a fucking Snorlax? I would need to be a millionaire or the equivalent in that world.
Pokemon are living creatures. You need to make sure they are fed, groomed, cared for, and healthy. I've had pets before, and it's a lot of work when they are only knee-high, less intelligent, and without powers. I honestly don't mind being locked at a party of six. It might be cool to catch others, but I'd rather have a team of elites and family than a mishmash of Pokemon running me ragged."
Jake scratched his chin as he thought about it, and once he did, he nodded in acknowledgment to his friend. His mind was more focused on his own adventure and forgot a few things.
Mr. Agent laughed at their interaction. "You know you two are weird right? I get all kinds of people and species through here and I can say your among the few level headed ones that take this all at face value. Sure we muted your emotions toward your death a bit, but still most either rush along or complain all the way till their time is up. Your little guilt trip and giving me a fucking panic attack in my extremely tired and stressed state aside, it's a bit refreshing to deal with you two. Even if I'm so getting railed by my boss after this."
Jake and Kyle shrugged. "I mean, we're pretty big nerds for this kind of stuff."
"Yeah, we have had 'what if' talks on 70% of this setting at least dozens of times for hours on end. I can't say we wanted or were ready to die at all, but I'm pretty sure we both dreamed of this before."
"Oh I definitely did. I love those I left behind but everyone was grown up. Everyone had their own lives, jobs, families. Me and him were basically just cruising aimlessly."
"Can't deny that, I was trying to make things work while sticking to my hobbies."
"Nothing wrong with that, I'm pretty sure we were normal for insane people in 2022 haha."
Even the agent winced at that one. "I gotta say, your world is a weird one. You're looking at the end of civilization not far off with all that corruption. It's one of the reasons you even got that kid playing around down there."
The two blinked at that.
"Wait, whats our shit world have to do with the kid?"
Mr. Agent changed up the paperwork in front of him. "Hm? Oh, well, in the Multiverse, they have lists of worlds that are approaching their ends.
To make it simple, we got a shit list of shit worlds. If two godlike beings decide to have fun duking it out, they can just pick a dying world and go ham. Say, after your world decides to nuke everything. There will be a price, of course, but people like that pay for it. It's like paying for a yearly vacation in your terms. But until it gets to the end, Karma still limits them. Hence my agency."
"Huh, well then."
"Learn something new every day."
The two thought about it before shrugging. "So, lets continue." "Moving on."
The man laughed again. "That. That's why this is refreshing. All right, wish's made, perks set. Just a couple questions about a few settings and your good to go. Your both aware these will be AU worlds correct?"
They nodded. "How AU?"
"It's varied. Rarely will something be insanely different but it's more common to see a world, in Harry Potter for example, where one character happens to take a different path, a character has a different gender, or some event happened differently. Usually it's a singular event, and that event causes chain reactions. Word of advice, try to recognize what began the chain, and you will have an easier time recognizing how things will go."
The two took that to heart, and the agent went on. "Right, so you're going to AU worlds. There are a few things I can adjust on a tier 1 package. Considering how things are going, I might as well throw you two a bone and give you what I can.
Your looks are randomized; I can't help you with that one. But I can up your chances of getting something good. Gender can be chosen. I assume male?"
Two instant nods were the answer, and he noted it down. "Cool, always important to check. First names can be chosen. Any changes?"
The two hummed at that and looked at each other before shaking their heads. "Nah." "To much effort."
"Alright, Jake and Kyle, it is. As for starting setting, I have two options for you. You can be reborn from babies OR be inserted at age 8 with a randomized background. I'll go up the scale to the highest it can go for you to get an ideal start but don't expect something crazy.
No matter what I do, this is the basic package, so even at max, Jake won't be getting a pureblood house without insane luck, and Kyle, you won't be the child of a professor without something similar. As for what you will get, it will, at the very least, be something you both would be happy with. No waking up in a dungeon being tortured or something."
Jake held up a finger. "Just a moment."
He pulled Kyle aside, and the two quickly talked about their choice. It only took a few minutes for them to come back. ""Age 8, please.""
"Are you sure? Starting from birth will give you more time to acclimatize."
Kyle explained. "We considered that but no matter how much we weighed the pro's and con's, neither of us want to be babies again."
The two shivered at the thought. They both made it to twenty in their new life. Puberty was going to be annoying, but being babies was a different story. Neither had the patience for such a thing.
"Alright, age 8 it is. You will each be inserted as if you always existed alongside a basic pack of memories. You don't have to worry about 8 years of memories. Mortals don't remember their years as babies and you won't either. You will get bits and pieces from age 3 forward and more memories from ages 5 and up but just enough for you not to feel like a stranger in your own body. Everything sound good so far?"
Jake and Kyle nodded with growing excitement as things were concluding. "I can't speak for what you will experience before the age of eight but at least it won't be something deadly. Beware of emotional feedback when it all hits you. You will wake up right after the good luck hits, whatever that is, you will understand immediately upon arrival. Any final questions?"
Kyle raised a hand, much to the amusement of the others, but his question was a valid concern. "What happens if we get killed by another multidimensional being?"
The man scoffed. "You better hope they have insurance."
"…"
"…"
Two deadpan stares answered him, and he waved his hand and sat up. "Don't worry so much. The chances of that happening are a million times smaller than the chances of this exact situation happening. Not only are such beings not allowed in stable world bubbles, at least the ones not on the shit list, but you're underestimating just how big the Multiverse is, let alone the Omniverse.
Trust me, a godlike being in your eyes who could scan an entire solar system within seconds of entering a world could spend a million years traveling the Multiverse without finding you. Unless you piss off one of the few actual organizations out there, then your pretty fucked. Game over. Otherwise, you're golden. I've been doing this job for a long time, and I've seen such a case happen twice. It was just chance. If they have insurance, we have standard procedures to manage it. If they don't have it, you will just re-enter reincarnation. It's not that big a deal."
He shrugged uncaringly and did little to reassure the two, but there wasn't much else they could do. He waited a minute longer for any other questions before he shrugged. "Alright, I'm submitting your files now. Once done, I can't stop the process."
Jake and Kyle tried to think of anything else, but under the lightly enforced calm, they didn't find many logical things to ask. Jake's eyes lit up as the agent filed the paperwork. "Oh, right; how does the multiverse travel ability work? Can we bring others with us? And how do we use it?"
Mr. Agent coughed into his hand in slight embarrassment. "Almost forgot to mention that. To make it simple, if you want to bring others, you need more energy. I highly advise not taking more than one person with you otherwise the world will REALLY come down on you and you are not likely to survive. It's not that it cares about the people but that the energy you will need to charge up is going to make it angry. Adding one addition to yourself will be within the limits."
The man snapped his fingers and pointed at them. "Oh, and that doesn't apply to your Pokemon Kyle and a singular Familiar for you Jake. Those will be counted since they will be tied to your soul. Hell, you will make things a hell of a lot easier for yourselves if you find a way to connect whoever you want to take with your soul. Find a soulmate and all that jazz."
He rolled his eyes and muttered about horny teenagers. "We have protocols to stop those 'Harem' types from traveling the Multiverse and collecting men or women like animals. Take my advice and keep your dick in your pants, your long since predecessors ruined the dream."
Jake shrugged while Kyle grumbled a bit but got over it.
A soft ding to the side got the man's attention, and he smiled and opened a cabinet. "Aha! Here are the results for your first two wishes."
He pulled out two new Galaxy S10 phones and handed them over. "This is the answer to your first two wishes. It's way fucking cheaper price-wise than giving you two some kind of system shit, but it's perfectly usable. The phones are invisible to anyone you don't give permission to and untouchable by anyone you don't give permission to.
And I'll make a point here, it literally has two functions. Well, technically, three. No, four. The technical one is a clock. It will show the time of day in both of your worlds. This was a free add-on we gave, considering we saved some money on combining two wishes in one device.
The second is that it will always appear in your pocket. If you're naked and you don't specify it staying somewhere, like your bedside table, it will stick to your chest.
The third is the chat software. It works very similarly to Discord for text, voice, pictures, and video chat. Video chat functions will be limited to a few times a week.
The fourth is the world travel function. It will show you a progress bar for how much energy you still need to gather, and once it reaches 95%, it will show you a list of worlds to which you can travel. If you two wish to travel to the same destination for the second world, make sure you jump within five minutes of the other; otherwise, pain and death will be the result. And do not attempt to travel to each other's first world; you will not end up in the same dimension. Any questions?"
"Can we download apps?"
"Can we connect to the internet?"
"No to both. When I say it has only those functions, I mean that permanently. They may 'look' like phones but that is for your convenience, not for functions."
The two nodded at that and examined their phones, but it was a standard-looking android. Seeing they were quiet, the agent went on. "Your third wishes will apply when you arrive. In both cases, it will seem as if they are newly awakened at the time. Our systems will randomly generate a reason for it to happen, and those around you will believe it without question if you decide to tell them."
He leaned back in his chair and checked his watch. "Well, that's everything gentlemen. You have about eight minutes left to ask questions or talk. Feel free to step away if you wish."
Jake raised a finger. "I got one."
"Go for it."
"The fucks your real name? We have just been referring to you as Mr. Agent this whole time."
Mr. Agent chuckled and puffed out a cloud of smoke. "Smith."
Jake and Kyle rolled their eyes and stood up to walk away, muttering about assholes and cliches.
They stopped a bit away and looked at each other.
"So, this is happening."
Kyle snorted. "No shit sherlock."
Jake rolled his eyes. "Oh fuck off, you can't honestly say you're not excited."
"Oh I definitely am. I think this forced calm thing is keeping me from smiling like an idiot."
"Nah, you're doing that now."
"Fuck you I'm not."
"Sure you are."
"Oi! Smith! Am I smiling!?"
"No."
Kyle turned to Jake. "See."
But Jake was obviously looking into the distant void at nothing in particular.
Kyle kicked his leg. "Ass."
Jake chuckled and reached out to pat his friend on the shoulder, and surprisingly it worked as they felt the hit. Jake sent Smith a look, and he nodded back.
"Well man, you ready for this?"
"Considering our dreams of this happening ever since we got into online reading years ago, I really want to say yes but I would be lying. I doubt I'll freak out but this is surreal."
"Ha, tell me about it. I was focusing so hard on benefits that I didn't really focus on how crazy it is."
The two stood in silence for a minute as the clock ticked down.
Jake cleared his throat. "Dude, no homo but I'm glad I'm not alone for this."
Kyle smirked and punched his shoulder. "Same here bro. We've read hundreds of stories with solo main characters and they always change drastically or go off the deep end. As long as we got this lifeline to each other we can watch our backs."
"Heh, wasn't it like that since middle school?"
"Yeah, that fucking bully, what was her name? Sarah? She tried to steal my lunch money and you gave her a wedgy."
"I took that suspension with pride. I remember my mom high fiving me for not taking shit just because she was a girl."
The two chuckled at the memory and went back to silence for a bit. Just staring off into the void and remembering this moment. The moment their lives, or afterlives, changed forever.
"We're going to go far."
"Avoiding cliché deaths and pitfalls."
"Find women we can actually trust for their loyalty."
"Grasp immortality?"
"Why not? Explore our favorite anime worlds?"
"I always wanted to see One Piece and Toriko."
"Fuck the ocean but I second Toriko. We can always go to My Hero Academia and fuck with their 'hero's'."
"Hell yes. Let's be free bro. More free than anyone."
"Not get tied down by anyone or anything."
The two looked at each other and fist-bumped.
"Brothers till the end."
"Let's give them hell."
They took a moment to engrave the memory before they both laughed.
"Hahaha fuck that was edgy!"
"I know, I couldn't help myself! My chunni side exploded."
The two cracked up but joking aside, they knew they were serious about what they said. Two best friends, traveling the Multiverse, living their childhood dreams.
Smith approached them with a smile, and his hands tucked in his pockets. "Well, this is the end boys. I'm pretty sure you will be my last clients for a while as I'm getting put on record duty for the next year, but fuck them. You two were amusing, if nothing else. I did what I could; the rest is all yours."
He waved a hand, and a glowing door appeared next to him.
Jake reached out and shook his hand, much to Smith's amusement. "It was fun man. I would say sorry for getting you in trouble, but I would do it again in a heartbeat."
Smith smirked at that. "That's why I like you kid. Go get em."
Jake turned and gave Kyle a nod before stepping through and vanishing.
Kyle repeated Jake's example and shook Smith's hand. "Any final advice?"
Smith scratched his chin in thought. "I could say something stupid like 'don't die too soon' but I'll just say, live your life your way. This won't be an easy illusion like your fantasies make it seem but you already know that. Jake seemed more ready for this but I can tell your still nervous. Let go of your old burdens. Your free now."
Kyle digested that before seemingly feeling a weight leave his shoulders. He nodded at Smith. "Thank you."
Nothing more needed to be said as Smith nodded back, and Kyle walked into the light.
The door winked out after he left, leaving Smith standing there alone, smoking his cigarette in peace before he sighed. "Hah, I wish I could go back to their age. Back when I got my own deal from that shitty insurance agent."
He turned to look into the void. "Best of luck kids, I hope you don't die too soon and get a shitty job offer like mine."
The void began to shake around him, and he sagged, his cigarette finally burning out. "Yeah, yeah, you old bastards, I'm coming, I'm coming."
Smith and his desk winked out of the void, returning everything to silence. And far, far, away, two souls were beginning their new lives.
It was the start of Jake and Kyle's adventure.
The beginning of their own personal odyssey.
Chapter end.
AN: Thoughts?