"Tell me about the sports clubs," you say, leaning your chin on your hand. "Anything interesting?"
"We've got a basketball club," Isaac says. "That your thing?"
"Mostly big leagues," you tell him. "From time to time. NBA."
"Yeah, well, that's not what this is," he agrees. "I think our team is like, regional, at best. Moving on...
"There's a swimming club. Not on the premises, but they've worked out a deal with a pool nearby that they get to go for free. They're expected to swim four days out of the week before and after school."
"That's pretty intense," you say.
"Right?" Isaac says. "Definitely too intense for me, I can tell you that much. Getting up early is insane enough, but doing it to go swimming? I'd drown, and I probably wouldn't even mind drowning at that point, to be honest."
You snort.
"You'd float," Ethan says, smirking to himself.
"Hey," Isaac says, grinning along. "I'm only human. It's not my fault that the food here's too good."
He looks down at his plate, then back up. "And by here, I mean the food in the restaurants nearby. Not this mystery meat mix... thing."
"No, we got that," you respond wryly. "Fun as all this is, I was mostly wondering about martial arts clubs. I know there's apparently a Taekwondo club."
"There is," Ethan says, folding his arms. "It's why I'm here."
You blink. "Hold on. I thought there was a lottery system or something to decide who goes to which school?"
"I was joking," Ethan admits. "Yeah, it was random."
"Sometimes it works out, I guess?" you say.
"I don't feel like it worked out for me," Isaac grumbles, pushing his fork through his meat again. "But, anyway, Taekwondo, right. It's true, there's a club here, they've got one of the side halls that's basically theirs full time."
Ethan nods.
Isaac looks around twice cautiously before continuing, which you think is weird.
"But, uh, they're a little... notorious," he says. "Think infamous, not famous."
"Give me an example," you say. "How bad is it? Like, what kind of infamy are we talking about? Drinking? Doping? Points shaving? Did a coach try something?"
Ethan frowns deeper with every possibility, as if wondering what he's got himself into.
"Uh, none of those," Isaac says. "It's not that bad. I mean, as far as I know. Just tempers running high, I guess."
That causes Ethan to relax.
"That all?" he says, a little dismissively.
"Look, I don't really know the details," Isaac admits. "But I hear a judge got kicked in the mouth one time during a tournament match. That's usually not ideal, right?"
"Accident, maybe," Ethan says. He doesn't sound so sure of himself.
"Mm," you say. "I've got to admit, I'm kinda curious to hear what the story is there."
Isaac shrugs. "I don't know any more than that, so you're gonna have to ask the people from the Taekwondo club."
"Why the interest?" Ethan asks you.
"My dad runs a dojang," you say.
"That explains a lot," Isaac says. "So, your moves are from Taekwondo, huh?"
"No, not really," you say. "That was Jeet Kune Do."
"Jeet Kune Do," Isaac repeats, scrunching up his face. "Never heard of it before. Is it, like, Chinese?"
"Bruce Lee," Ethan says, thoughtfully.
Isaac stares at him, baffled. "The actor? From, like the 60s? What's he got to do with anything?"
"He was a lot more than that," you say. "Really gifted martial artist, too. What I do is based on what he practiced, which is based on a whole bunch of other martial arts."
"Cool," Isaac says. It's clear he doesn't fully understand it, but that's fine. "I'll keep that in mind."
"Based on Taekwondo?" Ethan asks.
"Yeah. My dad teaches taekwondo, actually," you say.
"And he's not disappointed that you practice a different style?"
You shrug. "As long as I hold to the Taekwondo philosophy, he doesn't mind. Besides, Jeet Kune Do is partially based on Taekwondo, anyway, so I train with him sometimes."
"And you're thinking you might do that at school too, huh?" Isaac says. "Seems to me that you've trained pretty hard already, with how easily you took down Quentin. That was his name, right? Quentin?"
"Yes to the name thing, otherwise, nah," you explain. "You can never have too much training, right?"
Ethan nods. "There's training this afternoon. You in?"
"I don't think I am, actually," Isaac says, pushing his plate away. It's empty, even if he didn't exactly look enthused to eat it all. You'll be kind and chalk that up to politeness. "If you don't mind?"
Ethan shrugs.
"Yeah, no, fair," you say. "Doesn't exactly look like your type of thing."
"No clue what you mean by that," he laughs. You're not sure if he's making his belly shake with his laughter on purpose, but it makes his sarcasm clear, in any case.
"I think I'm gonna go, actually," you say. "Might not train together with you, but I figure I might as well have a quick look around, right?"
"No problem," Ethan says. "Well, probably."
The lunch bell rings not too long after that, and after ditching your various lunch remnants in the bins nearby, you head back up to class.
In the back of your mind, you've got to admit to believing that after the excitement of your lunch break, the rest of your school day would be equally exciting. Unfortunately, your expectations are betrayed. Every teacher after the lunch follows the same routine: introduce themselves while trying hard not to show any personality traits or anything memorable, tell you all the things you'll be seeing this year, and then finish up by starting a lesson.
The only one to really deviate from that script in any meaningful way is the last one you've got that day: the English teacher.
He's a man with thinning but not greying hair, a habit of clasping his hands when he talks, and the most animated demeanor you've seen from a teacher ever since you arrived in Korea.
"My name is Mr. Goh," he says. "Korean name Goh Kwangjin, English name Grover Goh, to be clear. I'll be the one to teach you English this coming year, and if we're lucky for the next two years as well. "
So far, so good, but then it gets worse.
"I hear that we've got an American in the room!" he says like a bad standup comedian, pantomiming looking around. Every other head in the room swivels towards you as if magnetically drawn there. Great.
He points at you and you stand up from your seat, trying to school your face into the expression of someone eager to be called on.
"Stand up, stand up," he says. "Now, you'll have to forgive me. I don't quite know every name yet, though I'm working on it. Could you give me a short little introduction?"
"Kenneth Lee," you say, standing up from your chair. "I'm half-American."
"Well, that's a half more than the rest of us," Mr. Goh jokes. "You speak English at home?"
"Half," you say, and at his inquisitive look, you explain further: "English to my mom, Korean to my dad. Both with my sisters."
"Fascinating," he says. "You know, I've been to America myself."
It's clear that he takes an enormous pride in this, because he starts preening. You're not all that impressed for obvious reasons, but the rest of the class does seem kind of enthused by the thought of going to America.
"Where, sir?" you ask, since he's not given you permission to sit down just yet.
"A little town," he says coyly. "A couple of you may have heard of it. New York, does that ring any bells?"
He's making a big show of humility, but what he really wants is praise for this monumental achievement. There's a few impressed looks thrown his way, and he basks in them.
Mr. Goh allows you to sit back down at that point and you do so gratefully. You catch a few impressed looks, which you presume are going to lead to more questions to tutor someone in English. For whatever reason, English is considered vital to success here, and so the most common reaction to overhearing someone speak English or seeing a foreigner is either racism or asking if they can tutor someone's kids, off the books.
Your sisters have done it a few times, and you're not opposed to it. It's fairly easy money, for not much work. The job can suck sometimes, but your sisters don't really have any horror stories or anything.
The rest of the English lesson passes without further incident. You know all of this stuff already, and you're pretty sure you can speak better English than Mr. Goh himself.
When school ends, Ethan stands up and stretches. Isaac, too, stands up, and tiptoes over to the door connecting your classroom to the hallway, the motion exaggerated like he's in a cartoon, all high knees. He attracts some attention from the other classmates too, and as a result he starts exaggerating it even more, to quiet grins and some giggling. Isaac quietly tugs open the sliding door and peers outside.
"Coast is clear," he announces. "No Quentin."
You and Ethan exchange an amused look.
"We're heading to the dojang," you tell Isaac. "See you tomorrow."
"Sure," he says, and returns to his desk to grab his bag. "Have fun, or whatever."
You head down the stairs and, following the plan that you were given earlier this morning, take a left to head through a glass door, across a bit of paved garden and heading up to the PE hall.
From the moment you step inside, it's clear that this is only a part-time Taekwondo dojang. In most dojangs, including your father's, there's a Korean flag hanging up on one of the walls, for instance. Taekwondo isn't a grappling martial art, but sometimes there's mats, just to practice being able to fall right.
On the other hand, this was clearly more intended to be a basketball court. The lines are painted on the floor and there's two retractable hoops, both currently retracted at the moment to give you just a little more space. There's a cabinet set to the side of the court where the benches would be, and you can tell it's meant to display trophies, due to the glass front. It's empty of everything except what looks to be participation trophies.
You stand off to the side, roughly near the free throw line, and wonder where everyone else is. So far it's you and Ethan and you mill around for a bit, until five minutes later other people start arriving.
A few other students walk in, fellow first-years. There's maybe five of you in total, including you and Ethan. Two of them are clumped together, the other comes alone. You don't really speak to each other, though you can't really name a reason why you wouldn't.
There's three people who arrive already in their white Taekwondo uniforms. They've got various belts - two blue, one red. Normally, the blue belts are one step below the red, and the red belt is one step below the black belt. You say normally because more or less every Taekwondo federation has different rules about belts, and then there's additional intermediary belts introduced by specific dojangs in an absolute riot of colors.
The first, with the red belt, is the biggest of the three. He's got a blocky sort of physique, with wide shoulders and a certain sense of solidity to him. You wouldn't call him handsome, because he's got heavy eyebrows, small eyes, and a sizable cleft chin, all of which contribute to making his face look curiously old even though he's probably seventeen.
As a matter of fact, on first seeing him you were pretty convinced that he was going to be the sunsengnim here.
The other two have blue belts, and it's easier to tell they're fellow students. There's one boy and one girl. Twins, you think - they've both got brown hair, with the boy's being short-cropped and the girl's being tied into two pigtails. They're about the same height, too. They both have more or less the same facial features, which you suppose makes sense, even if you don't know if either would take that as a compliment.
They turn to you, arrayed in a neat little triangle - the red belt in front, the blue belts behind him, one to each side.
"Welcome," the red belt says, folding his arms behind his back in a parade rest position. "My name is Grant Choi. These are Morgan and Robin Huang."
Which is which, Grant doesn't say. With both having gender-neutral names it's not easy to guess, either.
"I'm currently the leader of the Taekwondo club," he says. "That means I'm a third year. You'll address me as hyung. Clear?"
You and the others nod, at which Grant relaxes. Not relaxed enough to smile, though.
"So," he says. "Normally we'd ease into things at this point in the training, but to make sure that I know what we're dealing with, we'll start off with some sparring. If you've never done Taekwondo before, just stand off to the side, or if you're partnered with one of us, just tell us and we'll show you some basics. That clear?"
Hmm. Not the normal call to jump straight into sparring. Normally there's stretching, or
Still, the others nod.
"Line up," Grant instructs you. "Just say who we want to spar with."
You and the other three move into a line with minimal fuss. You end up at the right end of the line, standing next to Ethan.
"Right," Grant says, and turns to you. "Pick who you want to spar with, and -"
He freezes when he catches proper sight of you, with the deer-in-headlights expression of someone who's just realized that only paying vague attention to his English classes is about to monumentally backfire.
"I, uh, am Grant Choi," he begins, in halting English. "This is, uh. Taekwondo dojang. Yes?"
"I speak Korean," you say. It's not the first time you're getting this reaction, and the humor of it's mostly worn off for you, at this point.
"Oh thank God," he mutters. "So, you got all of that?"
"Yeah," you say. "Sparring. I got it."
"Alright then," Grant says. "Who do you wanna spar with?"
You consider it for a moment.
"Morgan and Robin."