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Discussion in 'Announcements and Rules' started by tehelgee, Apr 1, 2020.

  1. chrnno

    chrnno Time Traveller

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    Yes, all the delicious knowledge will now be at my our hands. Glory unto us.
     
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  2. demondarkking

    demondarkking Experienced.

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    Yeah, this actually had me panicked for a minute as I tried to finish my omake post before something screwed it up, because of course it would. Then I came back and realized I needed to check the date. You got me this year.

    Happy April Fool's!
     
  3. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone

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    Oh good, this means that we can finally get updates on quests and fics in real time.

    Also generate images via imagination instantly.

    This is a great update, thanks!
     
  4. Pale King

    Pale King Sovereign of saw blades

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    I was very tempted to copy paste the entire Overmind speech but I'm not going to risk it. Glory to the Overmind and happy April 1st
     
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  5. evildice

    evildice (Verified d4)

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    The scenario is proceeding as foretold.

    We expect to confirm success in the fulfillment of the Hentai Instrumentality Project.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. augustus007

    augustus007 A Non-generating group of pixels, don't mind me.

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    If we are all connected, can I finally stimulate myself mentally and do HANDS FREE FAPPING?
     
  7. Happerry

    Happerry The Song to the Flame

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    Now to infect all the good writers with all my bad ideas.
     
  8. Germtheory3Z

    Germtheory3Z Experienced.

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    Welp, I guess it's time for us to fuck ourselves like the porno human centipede. Always knew it was coming one day, just didn't expect it'd be this soon.
     
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  9. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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  10. d.fish

    d.fish ඞ ᓚᘏᗢ ඞ

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    It's March 32 where I am.
     
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  11. Plinder

    Plinder Let me Clarify this... I am not Sasaki Kojiro.

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    It's April 1, People! Why are you sticking in the past!

    We are gonna be one! One!

    onEOneoNeonEOneonEOneoNeonEOneonEOneoNeonEOneonEOneoNeonEOne!
     
  12. mrttao

    mrttao Connoisseur.

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    the real joke would be
    if they really went through with the upgrade. and just announced it on april fools for the joke
     
  13. Madden bin'Ladden

    Madden bin'Ladden Know what you're doing yet?

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    Well, if it isn't Xenforo 2, I'm optimistic. I bet it won't support a threadmark-equivalent, so we can all go back to the good old days of Table of Contents posts, just like back in 2014!
     
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  14. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    This is Fine .............
     
  15. Jordisk

    Jordisk Versed in the lewd.

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    Honestly, if this is supposed to be the April Fools prank, it was mis-timed. You should have tracking information for where most of your user-base is, right? That is probably Europe or the US, with a strong presence in Australia as well, given that this is an English Language forum. So you should have gone for something like noon in Europe as your posting time. As it is, you posted at like 10 PM US Eastern, on the last day of March. It is only twenty-three minutes into April Fools Day as I post this.

    As to upgrading, I am not sure why people are complaining about Xenforo 2. It isn't that bad, at least on PC. Maybe it isn't good on mobile? I don't know, I don't use a mobile device for internets. And frankly, given that Xenforo 1 is no longer supported and getting to be more of a security risk each month we are still on it? We need something else, probably Xenforo 2 for easy of upgrading.
     
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  16. Madden bin'Ladden

    Madden bin'Ladden Know what you're doing yet?

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    TBH, I checked the site and saw this at midnight. And Xenforo 2 has several things that are really irritating that they changed.
     
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  17. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    Xenforo 2 also has a completely useless API that's unusable by common users because it's meant for administrators only. So one still needs to use hacky html-parsing crawlers instead. Which means wasting more site bandwidth & compute.
     
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  18. The Brotagonist

    The Brotagonist A Neo Outlook on Life

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    It might be because it's late for me, I get that it's April 1st... but is this site actually getting an Upgrade? Or is that the joke?
     
  19. Biigoh

    Biigoh Tanuki Moderator

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  20. Walkir

    Walkir Super Happy Awesome Fun Time

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    Nice one.
    Had to check if this was actually posted today, though.
     
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  21. KinKrow

    KinKrow hippity hoppity, i just can't stoppity

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    Easy to get pussy when you've melted into the collective pussy goop.
     
  22. Renko

    Renko Demon Lord of the Sixth Heaven ~☆

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    Can I just request if it is possible to set the new forum to have a sort of night mode (black background, white letters)?

    It's easier for me to read with it enabled.

    :D
     
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  23. Biigoh

    Biigoh Tanuki Moderator

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    Now you're just being silly... you can have all the colors you want, as long as it's black text on white background.
     
  24. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    Yes.
     
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  25. Renko

    Renko Demon Lord of the Sixth Heaven ~☆

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    Hahaha!

    I really can't tell if this is a joke or not though.

    :V
     
  26. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    It’s a joke, because if it wasn’t there would be a revolution
    ψ`ー´)ノ
     
  27. Walkir

    Walkir Super Happy Awesome Fun Time

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    How do we deal with our SB accounts all being sockpuppets then?
     
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  28. Madden bin'Ladden

    Madden bin'Ladden Know what you're doing yet?

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    You know, I've had this site set to Blackend Purple for so long, I'd forgotten it's white by default.
     
  29. Renko

    Renko Demon Lord of the Sixth Heaven ~☆

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    Oh wow!

    Same here! I also set it to black & purple!

    x3
     
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  30. The Dude

    The Dude Verified Not Jeff Bridges

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    So, real talk, is the April Fools' joke the Hivemind bit or the entire upgrade notice?