[Konosuba] A Goddess's Champion

[AndrewJTalon]

Kazuma's party have returned from successfully purifying a lake gone rancid thanks to evil. Aqua was a bit traumatized, even while being protected by a steel cage, so Kazuma is in the cage with her just holding her tightly.

Kazuma: "Hey... Hey... It's all right... Everything is all right... You did great today, Aqua, you really did..."

Aqua: "You-You mean it?"

Kazuma: "Yes, yes I do." Kisses her forehead

Aqua: "All those things were trying to eat me... It was so scary... All the loud banging... C-Can you just... Keep holding me?"

Kazuma: "It's a sacrifice, but I'll make it for you."

Aqua: "Heh... Heh..."

The wagon stops and falls down on one side.

Darkness: "Ah! Kazuma? The wheel fell off again!"

Kazuma: "Geez... I'll be right back, Aqua, promise."

Aqua: "R-Right..."

Kazuma: "Megumin? Hold her hand, please."

Megumin: "On it."

Aqua: "Nnnngh... Let's get home already, I want Kazuma to pound my brains out so I never remember this horrible day again...!"

Megumin: "Do you really have to say that so loud?"

Darkness: "Y-Yes! It's like you're taunting us over how Kazuma will ravish you! Are you going to do it and make us watch?!"

Aqua: "Now there's an idea! Let's do that, Kazuma!"

Kazuma: "Seriously?"

He bodges the wheel up... And stands up, just in time to come face to face with some tall blond guy in armor.

Mitsurugi: "LADY AQUA!"

Kazuma: "... Can I help you-?"

Mitsurugi: "Why have you imprisoned Lady Aqua in a cage?!"

Kazuma: "It was her idea?"

Mitsurugi: "A LIKELY STORY! LADY AQUA, IT'S ME, MITSURUGI! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!"

Aqua: "EH? Oh... Uh... Yeah. Hey! How're you doing?"

Mitsurugi: "I'm working with my party to defeat the Demon King! What are you doing here?!"

Aqua: "Uhhh-"

Kazuma: I don't like the way this guy is looking at Aqua. He's clearly another reincarnate, but honestly, going blond? Such a tryhard.

Darkness: "She is Kazuma's sex slave!"

Mitsurugi: "SHE'S WHAT?!"

Kazuma: "DARKNESS!"

Darkness: "Or am I misinterpreting your relationship? I do recall her screaming she was your good girl and would do any manner of... Of depraved, naughty things for you..." drooling

Mitsurugi: "YOU BASTARD!"

Kazuma: "IT'S CONSENSUAL! REALLY! WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND BUT WE'RE JUST-!"

Mitsurugi: brandishes his blade "I'LL CUT YOU DOWN YOU PERVERTED, WICKED, EVIL-!"

Aqua busts out of the cage, and Goddess Punches Mitsurugi right out of the park.

Aqua: "DON'T YOU EVER THREATEN MY KAZUMA, YOU DYE JOB PUNK!"

Kazuma: "Wow... That was pretty cool, Aqua."

Aqua: "Awww... Thanks Sweetie..." She looks at the steel cage and sobs "NOOOO! THAT COST US 200,000 ERIS!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Megumin: "So... You two are uh... Together?"

Aqua: "Yes. Very together."

Megumin: "Oh... Are you sure you're okay with another woman then? N-Not that I'm bothered! Because I'm a Crimson Demon!"

Aqua: "Oh, that's simple... Tell me... Are you okay with sharing?"

Megumin: "Sharing?" bright red "Y-You mean...?!"

Aqua: beams "I am okay with sharing. In fact... I need it." She leans in "I can't keep up with him!"

Megumin: nosebleed "R-Really?!"


Aqua: "Well, he is my – that is, Goddess Aqua's – Champion. One of the perks is that he recovers stamina whenever he gets soaked."

Megumin: Eyes glazing over. "Y-you m-m-mean...?"

Aqua: "Yep. The better my hubby does, the longer he can go. And he's very good at figuring out how best to use that godlaying broadsword of his to get you flooding."

Megumin: "D-d-don't you mean—?"

Aqua: "I know what I said, miss crimson demon."


Kazuma: "What are you two talking about-?"

Aqua: "Oh, nothing Kazuma! Hey! Maybe we should all go drinking together! And after, Megumi, you'd like to stay with us, right? We have a room at the inn and we're saving up for a house!"

Megumin: "I uh... S-Sure..."

Kazuma: "Ah... Well Aqua, I mean... I kind of wanted to..."

Aqua: "Have sex with me?"

Kazuma: "Not to put TOO fine a point on it, but YES."

Aqua: "Oh, don't worry! I'm sure Megumin won't have a problem with that!"


Kazuma: "You know, I was willing to let the Megumin thing go, because I wouldn't have been surprised if their founder passed on some kind of voyeurism fetish—"

Megumin: "Excuse me!!"

Kazuma: "But what's with the blonde woman beside her?"

Aqua: "Huh? Oh, that's Darkness. Sorry, I forgot you were here too."

Darkness: Starts to blush. "Oh, no, please. It's alright. I'm the one intruding here."

Aqua: "Darkness over there was the crusader whose room we accidentally fucked in yesterday."

Kazuma: "... And... the reason she's here now is?"
Everyone stares at the blonde, who blushes harder.

Darkness: "A-a-as a crusader, I-I have a duty to protect the people! Even if it's just their- their *drools* innocence! However, I am not one to also get in the way of a married couple celebrating their sacred bond. Therefore, I have come here to ensure that you two do not co-co-corrupt this young child and draw her into your lustful activities!"

Megumin: "Bwa! I am not a child!"

Darkness: "Even if that means sacrificing myself on her stead!"

Kazuma: "……… I'm not nearly drunk enough for this."

Aqua: Pulls out two bottles of wine from under the floorboards. "Good thing I came prepared!"

Kazuma: "When the hell did you get those! No! How did you get those! Those don't look like the kind of cheap stuff we could get on our budget!"

Aqua: "Eh, some thief gave it to me earlier after Darkness asked if she could watch. I don't know why, but I had the strangest feeling that that woman pads her chest."

Voice from beyond the door: "I- I don't!"

Kazuma: "…… You know what, fuck it. Just give me the booze."


Written with sagitatius.