Chapter 21: Scarves and Skipping
In this Christmas special (though it is still autumn in Lordaeron) Lyana begins the long term campaign of reforming Jaina's wardrobe by gift wrapping her for the Dark Lady. And Anya is totally not staring while she is at it because she is of course a serious and professional ranger lieutenant who can keep her mind on the job, which her squadron naturally recognizes. Sylvanas takes her pet mage for a walk around her pleasant city to meet it's picturesque inhabitants and presents are bought as well as delivered.
Remember the last endeavour of Runar and Halvdan in chapter 13, braving the intimidating throngs of the Loch Modan autumn market? They did apparently find what they were seeking and intending to send by the Azerothian mail order, which works in mysterious ways but frequently…ahem…delivers*.
*I extend my apologies for the horrible pun and will see myself out and apply for the position of ranger captain promptly.
"Tap-tap-tappeti-tappeti-tap!"
The soft thuds of naked human feet and swishing of rope resounded in the dungeon. It was the morning after they had enchanted the bracelets and Lady Proudmoore was already getting restless again. The rangers had spent the night mostly around her except for Sylvanas who had to go back to her other work as usual, but not before promising Anya she would be back in the morning. It was becoming something of a habit for the four rangers to sit around the sleeping mage and talk quietly, or with their hand signs if Lady Proudmoore seemed to rest uneasily. Though Anya honestly doubted how wise that was, for if anything Lady Proudmoore appeared to find their presence reassuring and rest easier when she heard their voices.
This night they had spent a good deal of the time brushing and mending their gear as much as they could, or rather Lyana had done most of the mending. They would look as smart as possible when escorting the Dark Lady and Lady Proudmoore the next morning. When Sylvanas tarried, Clea had suggested skipping rope as one of several pastimes for their impatient mage. She said it half as a joke since Lady Proudmoore had initially referred to the bracelets and their chain as a skipping rope. The mage took her up on it however, and they had quickly gotten her a couple of tent lines tied together as rope.
Anya could certainly understand if the mage felt trapped and bored after being consigned to her room by not only Sylvanas' orders but also her sickness (Anya still kept a wary eye and ear on her throat), but she could still agree that Lady Proudmoore sounded a little bit like a slightly whiney child when she was like that. When she started skipping though, it was apparent that she was very much not a child. Her loose shirt was flapping and Lady Proudmoore was, well, quite moving. And quite distracting.
The rest of her squadron had noticed the same and were smiling more and more, until Clea had the decency to speak out.
"Lady Proudmoore, you jump very nicely but perhaps it would be more convenient if you wrapped yourself up a bit?"
Lady Proudmoore paused but looked confused.
"It is just that you become a little…bouncy when bouncing around like that." It was clear that Clea had a hard time not laughing. "We have all been there." she continued gently and eyed the rest of the rangers in the room.
"Ehm, it does actually get a little distracting…" Lady Proudmoore mumbled, getting redder than she already was from the exercise. "How are the Undercity underwear markets these days?"
"I am afraid all we have are linen wraps. Timeless ranger elegance that never fall out of fashion in the woods. Lyana ought to have a couple of spares I think."
"I'll see what I can find." Lyana said and eyed Lady Proudmoore thoroughly which made the mage shy. Lyana was quickly out of the door and almost as quickly back with a bundle of white cloth in her hand.
"That was fast." Lady Proudmoore said with slight surprise.
"We moved our stuff into the next room, it's better to have it close at hand anyway. And we don't have so many things that are our own."
"So you…have moved in with me?" The way Lady Proudmoore said it was so joyful. It was as if someone had just announced that she had been granted a lifelong supply of mana buns for breakfast and an entire armada bristling with brand new bronze cannons.
"Well…yes. We won't have to be inside here all the time or anything like that, we will respect your need to be alone when you need to and…" Lyana sounded a little at loss for what to say.
"No! Not at all, I like having you close at hand, I really do. It's not like you're throwing wild parties all night long, you've all been very considerate." Lady Proudmoore assured her. "Now what is this fashionable new lingerie then?"
Lyana showed her two long, wide ribbons of linen, almost like thin scarves.
"More bandages?"
"Almost, actually." Lyana nodded. "Wraps. You wind them around your chest to keep everything in place. It's what rangers use in the field, the female part of us that is. We can't afford to have things that break easily or are hard to replace. And you're right, they can serve well as an emergency field dressing too. And they're long enough that you can adjust it a bit and keep another part closest to your body when they get dirty."
"There is a an old expression about when a ranger squad has had a really hard fight, that they come home 'bare-chested' since they have used up every field dressing available down to their chest wrappings." Kitala chimed in.
"And as you can imagine, that is one thing that contributes to some of the misconceptions about what usually goes on between rangers and their ranging partners." Clea grinned.
"It does sound very practical…" Lady Proudmoore admitted. "…but, ah, how do you put it on?"
"I'll show you." Lyana sized Lady Proudmoore up with her gaze and picked what looked like the wider linen wrap while the mage looked uncomfortable with the scrutiny. "Please lift up your shirt, or actually it might be better if you could take it off."
Lady Proudmoore sighed quietly, but then she actually did as Lyana had asked. She grabbed the hem of her wide shirt and pulled it up over her head.
Anya mustn't stare.
That would be rude.
She had to look at something else…
What a flat and high wall… The wall had eight large stones from the floor to the ceiling. Fancy that. They must be load-bearing in some way, or it would have been a bit of a waste of effort and expensive materials, wouldn't it? Or maybe arcane warding didn't protect the walls completely from strange shape-shifting spellcasters or something, and the dungeon had to be sturdy enough to keep their brute strength contained or…
"Anya?" Anya almost jumped when Lyana addressed her. "Do you think we should tie her under or above the arms first? Above, right? Lady Proudmoore is a bit bustier than us."
"Wh-whichever you feel is best…I-I'm sure Lady Proudmoore would look good either way…"
Lyana hummed, and sort of scooped up the mage's breasts in the stretched out cloth and crossed the two ends behind her neck, so that Lady Proudmoore's breasts rested in a linen carrying sling but were otherwise bare.
"How does that feel, Lady Proudmoore?" Lyana asked.
"Bit…unusual." The mage looked down at her chest. It looked like her eyebrows were raised but it was hard to tell in that position. "Anya, are you alright?"
Anya made a strangled squeaky sound and nodded quickly, and tried to both look at Lady Proudmoore who was addressing her and at the same time not look at Lady Proudmoore. It didn't quite work.
"Well, you're the undisputed expert at wrapping me up so I will follow your guidance, Lyana."
Lyana continued to wind the linen cloth under the mage's arms and crossed at the front.
"It's…quite soft actually." Lady Proudmoore commented. She was right. The linen was soft like cloth became when it had been worn and washed and washed again countless times.
"It should be spider silk." Lyana mused thoughtfully. "That would be the ultimate material for durability and elasticity."
"A spider's web sounds a bit drafty to be dressed in." The mage laughed a little. "And wouldn't you look old if there were cobwebs hanging from you?"
"I'm not so sure. What do you say, Anya?" Lyana suddenly turned to her. "How do you think Lady Proudmoore would look in spider web lace?"
Anya almost yelped and tried to focus on not focusing overly much on the mental picture of Lady Proudmoore dressed in elastic and drafty spider silk lingerie that would probably hardly conceal anything and at most act as decoration of her…
Focus.
Answer.
"Trapped?" Anya tried.
"Maybe so." Lyana nodded.
"No doubt everyone who saw her would want to free her from those troublesome entrapping webs, wouldn't they?" Kitala suggested deceptively innocent.
"I am sure someone would come to our mage lady's rescue." Clea commented and seemed to find something inexplicably amusing.
Lyana crossed the wrap carefully over Lady Proudmoore's back and finally tied the remaining ends together underneath the now firmly fixed rack – no, language Anya! – of the mage in an elegant knot.
At that moment Sylvanas entered quietly through the open door.
"Good morning." Sylvanas said with a slightly raised eyebrow and took in the scene.
"Greetings, Dark Lady! We have your mage gift wrapped and ready for delivery." Lyana exclaimed enthusiastically and took hold of the shoulders of Lady Proudmoore, who had just been about to put her shirt back on, and spun her around.
"I have made sure that I have the day off until noon. If you would like I could accompany you for a walk and show you some parts of the Undercity, Lady Proudmoore. And if anyone so much as thinks about saying that she is too tied up at the moment I will name that woman acting ranger captain here and now." Sylvanas added with a very stern look at Anya and the rest.
Lady Proudmoore was not deterred however. She was positively beaming and it was almost like her eyes shone like they did when she channelled her magic.
"On the contrary, it's more like they all linen up to come with me." Lady Proudmoore said cheekily. She bent down to pick up her skipping rope and jumped a little before Sylvanas. "And I nearly skipped breakfast today for it."
It was very difficult to tell after they had become undead, but Anya guessed Sylvanas was very close to rolling her eyes.
"Areiel has been here to visit, correct? She is a bad influence…"
"You had better keep me on a short leash then, Dark Lady." Lady Proudmoore was biting her lip and blushing, and looked like she struggled visibly not to laugh at her silliness.
Sylvanas loomed threateningly over her.
"Don't tempt fate, little mage…" she growled, but Anya could see that she only pretended to be angry. In truth Sylvanas felt almost a little bit nervous, and…expectant?
Lady Proudmoore pulled her shirt over her head and it occurred to Anya how effectively Lyana had managed to distract the mage from her insecurities earlier in her slightly weird way. If insecurities was the right word? The mage was sometimes just not very fond of herself, which was heart-wrenchingly sad and unfair in Anya's opinion. The shirt hung a bit better now, but it was so loose that Lady Proudmoore could probably use a sash or something like that. Maybe the other linen wrap would do. Anya picked it up but when she offered to tie it around the waist of the mage the latter frowned and wasn't amenable.
"But, really, I can't go around with my underwear tied around my waist, can I?"
She sounded so serious that the rangers all laughed. Lyana picked critically at the shirt and promised to adjust it later while Kitala went to fetch a spare belt from the clothes they had taken from Hearthglen.
Lady Proudmoore took down the bracelets from their tent peg. She gave them to Anya who looked at the silvery objects with unease, and even more when the mage presented her hands.
"The morning might be chilly." Lady Proudmoore tilted her head a little. "But thanks to you I have the warmest bracelets in all of Lordaeron to keep me warm."
Anya nodded a little.
Warmth.
They had to keep Lady Proudmoore warm.
And safe.
She locked the bracelets around the mage's arms and returned the key pendant to it's place at her own chest. Before Anya had looked up again she felt Lady Proudmoore's hand taking her own and squeezing it reassuringly. The mage should be the one counting as Anya's captive but it was Lady Proudmoore who encouraged Anya to come along with a small pull on her hand. The mage presented the loops of silvery chain to Sylvanas.
"There. Will this be enough to appease your disgruntled mobs so they stay civil? I will try to not send them running in terror."
"If they are not civil, I will send them running in terror." Sylvanas whispered maliciously.
***
Sylvanas should rightfully be tense, or guarded, or at least a little bit wary as she climbed down one of the entrance tunnels at the lead of her squadron and her mage. This was it, they would finally present Proudmoore before the entire city, or as much of it as they had time for and the mage desired, and come face to face with all the accumulated resentment and judgement directed at the living, the Alliance and Proudmoore personally. Countless things could go wrong and the results of the day would be unpredictable at best.
But by the Sunwell, it still felt so damn liberating, like she was actually taking time off and doing something for her own sake for no other reason than that it was pleasant.
What an utterly strange and alien concept for the Banshee Queen of Lordaeron. And strictly speaking there were some very practical and rational reasons for forcing the Forsaken and Proudmoore to get used to each other, but even that could not change the feeling that for a few hours Sylvanas could pretend that she was not a beleaguered queen ruling a realm teetering on the edge of ruin, who could not do well enough no matter how many hours she sunk into it day and night.
She had to admit that she had actually been unsure about what to say now that they were here. Sylvanas was no tour guide, and drowning a foreign dignitary in rapt reports about their defensive capabilities first thing in the morning would not precisely inspire confidence in her people. But she found that her conversation with Proudmoore flowed naturally, or at least on it's own.
And Proudmoore, of course, asked about everything.
From architectural challenges to city-planning and mercantile logistics, it was as if the mage wanted to know everything about everything that was going on in the Undercity from the moment she stepped inside it. It was incessant, it was nosy, and it was utterly adorable. For several minutes they remained standing just inside the entrance because her mage had been fascinated with how such vast quantities of earth and rock could be excavated efficiently using such narrow paths in and out. She was so earnest in her curiosity that whatever nervousness Sylvanas had felt before evaporated and she almost felt like smiling for no sensible reason when they finally could proceed further inside.
Guards saluted as they went by and the civilian Forsaken they met gave the small party a wide berth. Sylvanas normally had no wish to see people grovelling on their knees or plastering themselves across the side walls – she was an elven ranger for Belore's sake, not a drunk ogre who needed the entire street cleared in order not to trip over her own feet – but right now it was all she could hope for, and she held Proudmoore's chain in a firm grip and tried to look her strictest when they met someone. Most likely Anya holding her mage's hand and Lyana, Clea and Kitala chattering about every impoverished shop in the destitute city that had suddenly become immensely important to visit was taking some of the edge off that display.
Their first planned stop was the leatherworkers' shop. Proudmoore intended to keep her promise to captain Bonecarver and at least look into the possibility of producing high quality gloves to protect their hands at work. Unfortunately the tanners themselves were less than enthusiastic when Sylvanas let Proudmoore explain her idea.
"And who gave you the right to come and bloody request anything?"
"Fancy yerself some kind of expert on the undead or somethin'?"
They scowled at the mage with dislike written plainly across their faces.
Proudmoore said nothing in return, which Sylvanas appreciated a lot. It was useless to argue with someone lacking interest in the arguments and this was her thing to deal with.
"Has death suddenly robbed us of any sense of decency?" Sylvanas hissed threateningly. "For unless my ears deceive me, Lady Proudmoore asked you a rather clear and relevant question and you have yet to give a sensible answer."
In response one of the pair, a badly withered broad woman, spat a gob of something disgusting at the floor just in front of Proudmoore's boots.
"'Lady Proudmoore'" she parroted mockingly. "can go and…"
Sylvanas reached out in a dark red blur and effortlessly lifted the aggravating tanner by her throat. It was not harmful as such for a person without the need for air, but the instinctive discomfort and fear of being grabbed in that way lingered in most sentient undead.
"Lady Proudmoore can do what, exactly?" Sylvanas whispered icily. She could feel more than see how her rangers spread out almost unnoticeably and pushed their cloaks back from their blades. They knew that icy tone.
The tanner knew or guessed enough.
"She can go and find another shop. We don't serve the living here." she grunted surly.
Sylvanas dropped her unceremoniously on the ground, or floor if that was the better term in an underground city.
"When I make it public knowledge that you refuse to even discuss helping our sailors I predict that you will serve no one at all. Rangers, this was a waste of time. We will find another supplier…"
"Wait!" the other tanner interrupted. Sylvanas assumed they were a couple, Lordaeron seemed to have had a deep tradition of family businesses. "We will help our brothers and sisters of course, Dark Lady. But there's a severe shortage of everything, we haven't the materials to work with."
Sylvanas nodded. She did not doubt that for a second and frankly it was almost a surprise that so much of their industry could produce anything at all currently.
"If you are provided with the materials, is it doable?"
"Certainly, but for the best results we should need the intended wearer here to be fitted. Hides are easier to come across but quality lining is something we currently don't have access to."
"I will arrange for their visit once we have acquired what we need then. Until later." Sylvanas turned on the spot without offering any further goodbye and pulled Proudmoore along with her.
They kept walking in silence for a while. The mage doubtlessly tried her best to appear unaffected but Sylvanas saw through the forced composure, and it bothered her without cease to see Proudmoore gloomy and quiet.
Sylvanas suddenly stopped.
"You did well." She turned to her mage, and tried to think of some way to set things right. "People like them must be taught that they insult me when they insult you, Lady Proudmoore. They will jump at any excuse to single you out and brand you the enemy. I need to be the one that responds to that. You know this."
Her mage nodded unhappily.
"And I meant what I said earlier. My patience with idiocy is limited and I think I used up the greater part of it back there. I will not be as lenient with the next person foolish enough to follow their example."
At last Proudmoore's mouth twitched a little.
"Was that you being lenient, Dark Lady?"
"When someone is rude towards my mage that is very lenient." Sylvanas whispered intensely. Now that she thought of it, part of her itched to double back and tear something important apart. "There are wiser and worthier arbiters of your worth than a half-rotted pair of maggot-brained fools."
The corners of Proudmoore's mouth were creeping a little bit further up.
"So long as you are near me I think those two will probably hide away in the future." she said in a small but mischievous voice.
Sylvanas bared her teeth ferally at her mage but smiled all the same.
"Let's play a game." Kitala suggested absently all of a sudden.
"What game?"
" It's called 'Lady Proudmoore can' and you are suppose to complete the sentence. The tanner started it. I'm next. Lady Proudmoore can…"
"…navigate the seas and command a navy in her nightgown."
"Lady Proudmoore can…"
"…out-teach every magister in the history of Quel'Thalas."
"Lady Proudmoore can…"
"…swim like an otter."
Proudmoore pushed Kitala playfully in the shoulder, but she was blushing and smiling all the same while Kitala smirked.
"Lady Proudmoore can…"
"…make everything feel better." Anya whispered. Even Sylvanas might not have caught it if she hadn't been so close by.
"Lady Proudmoore can choose our next place to visit. Is there something in particular you would like to see?" Sylvanas interrupted the flood of encouragements.
"It's hard to know, I haven't been in any underground cities of the undead before so I don't really know what to expect." Proudmoore said humbly enough but with just a tint of cheekiness.
"Furniture." Anya said with determination. "We should get you a proper bed before it gets colder. You can't sleep on a stone floor all winter."
"Oh, but you don't need to…" the mage began but Sylvanas pulled her closer.
"I wouldn't argue with my squadron's lieutenant." Sylvanas whispered into her ear. She didn't sound really threatening of course, but she noticed how Proudmoore shivered all the same. Now that the mage was healthy again, or almost apart from the occasional cough, Sylvanas had to take the opportunity to unsettle her a little when she had the opportunity.
They proceeded to the artisans' corners – it was hardly worthy of grand terms like streets or squares – which currently resembled a flea market mixed with a carpenters' shop.
The Undercity did not have much of fine carpentry as such. What they did have was a varied selection of spare materials and leftover bits of the slowly rotting remains of Lordaeron around them and a not insignificant portion of ingenuity to use or repurpose whatever they could scavenge. It made for extremely efficient use of resources, and also for very peculiar styles of mismatching furnishing.
Proudmoore loved it.
She found their clumsy chairs and cupboards funny and the improvised lamps and torch holders made of welded odd iron parts intriguing. She interrogated Sylvanas about who bought the items and for what, until the gruff vendor thawed enough to relieve his queen and give the mage a brief overview of how the Forsaken carpentry business was doing.
Sylvanas commanded a substantial part of the Forsaken's resources directly, but she had neither the inclination nor the desire to dictate every single detail of their lives…or undeaths, more precisely. That extended to economical matters and without any better idea she had encouraged the continued exchange of Lordaeronian coins as means of payment. Perhaps it was all a farce, but in that case it was a convenient farce. With prices being what they were the Banshee Queen would have no trouble acquiring whatever she wished with the still vast coffers waiting in the lower walls of the keep, but if possible she would avoid sweeping away the value of her people's currency with a deluge of royal gold. Thus the Banshee Queen conscientiously only allowed herself what could most aptly be described as pocket money.
While the rangers and Proudmoore scattered among the cramped shelves and piles of half-finished produce Anya grilled master Woodsworth (Sylvanas had her private amused doubts about whether that was his actual family name) about their supply of bed frames and lack thereof. It occurred to Sylvanas that so far Proudmoore had handled seeing the withered state of the people they had met surprisingly well. Any elf mage Sylvanas knew of would have scrounged up her nose at the very least. Either the time spent with captain Bonecarver's crew had inured her mage or she was so bent on making a good impression that she ignored whatever discomfort it brought her.
They left Woodsworth & Woodhouse in far better spirits than the tanners and when Clea teasingly mentioned that they had a magical quarter of sorts the question of where to proceed next was settled before it was raised.
If the carpenters' area was cluttered, Akara's Arcane Accessories was cramped.
As far as Sylvanas could discern the shop specialised in minor enchanted objects – trinkets that none the less could prove quite useful – and ingredients for enchantment. In addition the shop sported a very dwindling stock of paper, ink and quills. Sylvanas almost found herself looking for the second hand mage staff and robe that would have completed the ensemble.
A familiar face also greeted them at the entrance.
"Lady Proudmoore! Dark Lady." the mage Wilhelmina exclaimed until she remembered to be nervous again in the company of Sylvanas. Wilhelmina was joined by two more Forsaken mages, the other wicked witches Wilma and Wanja.
"We're gonna try learning enchantment all of us…" Wilhelmina explained eagerly. "…and make money from selling enchanted items in Akara's shop! Akara has offered us a discount on ingredients, look!" She displayed a small bag stuffed with the various necessities of the enchanters' craft.
"Just, ah, remember Irizadan's advice and stick to the basics at first." Proudmoore managed, clearly taken aback by the unbridled enthusiasm. "We wouldn't want any magic rings turning their wearers into ghouls or anything…"
"We were thinking of warm rings actually, or warmth-enchanted mittens or socks maybe. It seemed like such a nice thing to do when your rangers requested it, Lady Proudmoore, Madam."
The three wicked witches excused themselves, and Sylvanas reeled her own mage in and raised a questioning eyebrow.
"Your rangers is it now, Lady Proudmoore, Madam?" Sylvanas' tone was dry.
"Don't be ridiculous." Proudmoore laughed. "She just misspoke in her haste. Besides, I don't think anything could separate your rangers from their Dark Lady."
"I have been less convinced recently…it would seem a certain archmage have some of them tightly wound around her little finger."
"Then maybe you need to keep a closer watch on that archmage personally, Dark Lady."
"Fair point." Sylvanas smirked, but then turned more serious. "I am…dissatisfied with not being able to visit you more since our return from Hearthglen."
"No, think nothing of it, you must have had heaps of things to do." her mage quickly started to make excuses for her. "I mean, it's still not too long since you returned from the sea voyage either."
"Be that as it may I would have liked to keep you company when you were recovering. It is a dreary thing to be wounded and sick."
"Yes it is. But Lyana told me that you came by to check on me when I was asleep." When Sylvanas nodded in confirmation Proudmoore looked happier. "And I think that was very thoughtful, even if I was only snoring at you at the time."
"Sadly you were coughing mostly, and your breathing sounded impeded. I almost had the urge to wipe your nose." Sylvanas struggled somewhat to keep a straight face. Out of the corner of her eye she noticed Anya showing something to Akara and fishing for some coin in her pockets. It would be a welcome surprise if that was the case. Anya was normally completely useless at caring for herself.
Proudmoore glared at Sylvanas with feigned suspicion.
"Maybe it was just as well then that you were so busy. I had quite enough of elfy motherliness from Areiel and Lyana." she huffed.
Sylvanas decided that it was probably not the right time and place to go into detail about how adorable her mage looked when she did that, or how many nights Sylvanas had spent rocking her back to sleep in her hammock on the Banshee's Wail.
"Do I snore?" Proudmoore suddenly asked. It was so unexpected and she sounded so genuinely concerned that Sylvanas had to laugh.
"Only a little. You tend to do that at first when you have just fallen asleep and then you breathe easier. You also toss and grasp at things more early in the night, but whenever you have bad dreams they seem to come later."
The mage sighed and closed her eyes in clear embarrassment.
"It is actually rather practical." Sylvanas mused. "That way I know when you are sleeping and can continue working without keeping you awake. Actually…" she grinned at her blushing mage "…now that I think of it I have become something of an expert on your sleeping habits at sea, Lady Proudmoore. But fear not, I shan't tell anyone."
"By now your whole squadron is probably well aware of everything I do in my sleep anyway."
"You know that you can ask to be left alone whenever you prefer to, right?" Sylvanas said in a much more serious tone. "My rangers are ordered to guard you, not crowd your living quarters."
"No, no, I enjoy having them close. I think I actually have an easier time sleeping when someone is keeping watch over me."
"As did we." Sylvanas tried to force down a stream of ill-timed and irrelevant thoughts of things that no longer should matter. And last of all things that she should not burden Proudmoore with today. She decided to change the subject. "Would you like to buy something? I just realised that you, ah, do not have any coin with you, but in the interest of diplomatic courtesy I am prepared to cover your expenses."
Proudmoore smiled at her and rubbed her hands very obviously.
"Why, how very kind of you, Dark Lady." She nearly matched Velonara's sweetest voice.
"Within some limits of course. Perhaps a loan. At a very reasonable rate." Sylvanas smiled back at her and indicated the shelves of arcane accessories. Proudmoore dove into them in earnest and rummaged through ingredients and all sorts of objects, but what she finally dug up with delight was something as unlikely as a pair of wool-lined slippers in surprisingly good condition.
"Could I have these, please, Dark Lady?" Sylvanas wondered if her mage had any idea of how she was practically beaming. At the moment Sylvanas found that she would gladly spend all the gold in her vaults to see that again. "My boots aren't so comfortable to wear all day."
She was right, and Sylvanas cursed herself for not thinking of looking into that earlier. Oversized sailor boots might suffice for standing on a deck but having to walk around in them for hours was a different matter.
"Do they fit?" As her mage tried them on and found that they luckily did Sylvanas took a closer look at her feet and gauged their size. She would have to ask Areiel if they had any spare ranger boots or something of the sort that Proudmoore could use.
Akara was shrouded in a deep purple hooded cloak together with a blue dress but she peered at Proudmoore with very gleaming yellow eyes from under it.
"So, you are the one I have to thank for the recent spike in interest in enchantment, is it?" she said, not particularly friendly but not hostile either. Sylvanas paid for the slippers while her mage nodded and predictably downplayed her own role in inspiring the Forsaken mages.
Proudmoore tied the laces together and hung the slippers over her belt, practical enough, but when they were on their way out she had forgotten to keep track of the chain between her bracelets and it tangled in the quills of one shelf, and the next moment the mage was standing among a dozen scattered quills and the vase they had been standing in.
Akara was with them in a blink while Proudmoore had just as quickly knelt to gather the quills, burning red and mumbling apologies. The shop owner was muttering irritably and frowning with disapproval at the mess. A few ink bottles had been caught up in the accident and two of them had spilled. It was probably tantamount to sacrilege amongst the likes of Proudmoore to cause such damage to writing materials. Akara inspected the smeared bottles.
"Why does she have to be dressed up in those impractical things, poor little thing…"
Sylvanas had been about to bend down to help her mage but Akara's tone made her pause. The shop owner had been speaking to herself and probably not with the intention of anyone else hearing, but elven ears remained elven ears in Sylvanas' case. And despite her obvious irritation at having her no doubt hard to replace wares ruined, she had displayed sympathy for the mage who had to be in such hindersome fetters.
The other rangers had been alerted by the commotion and Sylvanas caught Anya's eye. Maybe they were on to something here.
Instead of bending down to help, Sylvanas took up a silver and offered it with seeming indifference to Akara as compensation. She passed the astonished shop owner and with one hand grabbed hold of the chain and yanked Proudmoore up and along with her while taking hold of the mage's neck with the other in what she reckoned must look like a much harder and harsher way than it actually was.
Proudmoore yelped in surprise at the Dark Lady's sudden change in demeanour and Sylvanas straightened to her full length and said with the strictest voice she was capable of, the one that had once been reserved for the worst pranks of Anya and Velonara.
"How many times have I told you to keep track of your chains, little mage?"
***
Jaina nervously kept close to Sylvanas as the Dark Lady strode purposefully along the street leading from the magical district. She couldn't figure what had come over Sylvanas, unless of course she was simply that irritated with Jaina for making a mess of Akara's quills. But Sylvanas hadn't berated her for it either and she wasn't one to keep quiet if she thought someone had done something wrong. It didn't really make sense.
Could it be that she disapproved of the way Jaina had acted towards the Forsaken, like when she had met captain Bones the first time? Jaina hadn't fled now and she had tried to be as civil as possible and keep an open mind about things. And Sylvanas had complimented her behaviour earlier and not hinted at any wish for Jaina to conduct herself differently, so that didn't make sense either.
Perhaps it was just how the Dark Lady, or more correctly the Banshee Queen since as far as Jaina could tell Sylvanas was Dark Lady to her rangers mostly, had to act in public areas with many eyes on her. The Dark Lady could tease and joke with her rangers and other close confidants like Irizadan maybe, but the Banshee Queen had to be strict and stern to maintain the respect for her office. Jaina had no idea if the theory was correct but the way Sylvanas had been commanding and reprimanding her before the angry crowd when they arrived fit that picture. On the other hand Sylvanas had been worried about Jaina's safety then and not at all pleased by her maybe just a little risky frost magic misbehaviour. How was it that Sylvanas had put it?
If you want to act the disobedient pet like you just did I will have to act my part, and pray that people think more about me reprimanding you than about you making a fool of that guardsman...
That had to be it. Jaina didn't know exactly what was going on but now she was sure that it must be something along the same line. And since Sylvanas hadn't given her any specific instructions Jaina would just have to act the part as best she could to help Sylvanas as much as possible.
So Jaina would have to be her, ehm…obedient pet then, she guessed.
So long as Sylvanas didn't tell her to fetch sticks or hunt mice at least. She couldn't help but giggle at the sudden (and extremely embarrassing) mental image of Sylvanas going for a walk with Jaina in a real collar and leash. Not that the long chain was terribly far off.
"Something funny?" Sylvanas asked out of the corner of her mouth. She had winded most of the chain around her hand so that she was very obviously leading Jaina along.
"Nothing in p…particular, Dark Lady." Jaina stammered. Just very generally embarrassing thoughts. No particular embarrassing detail stood out before the others.
Past the next corner Jaina had no need to pretend anything. So far they had passed Forsaken on their way to something or otherwise busy with other tasks, but now a real crowd was blocking the street where it passed next to the unpleasant canals that Jaina had learnt crisscrossed the city. And the crowd did not look friendly.
Sylvanas made some sort of quick sign with her other hand and the rangers spread out around Jaina, who edged a little closer to Sylvanas. She had suddenly become very conscious of her lack of mana. And armour. And martial training in general.
Sylvanas did not slow down. She seemed to barely notice the people standing in their way until they were right before them.
"What is this?" Sylvanas voiced the question more as an order to answer. "Unless there is a good reason for this commotion, ladies and gentlemen, you are blocking the street and will have to disperse."
Sylvanas looked absolutely fearless, like the dark looks she received could not be of lesser consequence and the throng of angry faces may as well be those of a flock of (possibly polymorphed) sheep. Her supreme confidence was…fascinating in fact. Jaina couldn't help but be caught up in it.
There was muffled talking and muttering but no one who addressed Sylvanas directly.
"Speak up, or make way!" Sylvanas commanded curtly.
Some shuffled back from her a little but then one lanky, unnervingly skeletal, ghoul in the tatters of a once very proper coat finally heeded her command.
"She." He, at least Jaina guessed it was or maybe had been a male Forsaken, pointed accusingly at Jaina. "What is she doing here?"
A choir of assenting mumbles accompanied the question.
"Lady Proudmoore of Theramore is in my custody. What she does or does not is up to me." Sylvanas shot an icy glare at the rude citizen.
"We don't need the living here!"
"We don't need their pity!"
"You claim to have no need for either yet stand here eliciting both. Disperse. Now." Sylvanas somehow managed to appear both indifferent and intense at the same time.
"You rangers can take your bloody playthings elsewhere, ya hear!" The…prim, that was the word…ghoul looked like he almost trembled with indignation. It was like the tanner woman who had somehow seemed insulted on a personal level by Jaina's mere presence in the Undercity.
Sylvanas took a step forward.
"…My Queen." he added grudgingly.
Jaina instinctively knew that comment would rile up Sylvanas. Open disrespect against the dark rangers was a sure way to get on her bad side. More precisely her banshee side.
Jaina tried to be as discreet as possible when she moved closer and slightly behind Sylvanas, as if she wanted to hide behind the Dark Lady, and brushed with her fingertips along Sylvanas' upper arm. She wanted to remind Sylvanas somehow that she wasn't alone, even though there was little Jaina could do at the moment to help.
"Ranger lieutenant Eversong?" Sylvanas asked with steel in her voice.
"Dark Lady?" Anya sounded completely unlike herself. Gone was the melody and beautiful gentleness when she spoke to Jaina or the other rangers.
"Would you care to summarize your squadrons' duties since it's return to Lordaeron?"
"My squadron is assigned as bodyguard of Lady Proudmoore. We are to safeguard her life and health at any cost. That obviously implies incapacitating or killing anyone who would do her harm." Anya spoke so off-handedly that Jaina shuddered.
"And would you say that this assignment can in some way be likened to Lady Proudmoore being your ranger squadron's 'plaything', lieutenant?"
"Calling her that would be an insult to Lady Proudmoore's person and to my squadron's respect for our ward as well as the Dark Lady's orders." Anya remarked just as casually while drawing one of her daggers and inspecting the blade. "An insult which I, as squadron commander, would of course feel obliged to avenge…"
Sylvanas remained silent. It was a very telling silence. Jaina was starting to see past the all-encompassing resentment of the crowd now. They were undead and had suffered through torment and horrors that defied description but they were still artisans, traders and former peasants, without military training and in truth without much experience except as the mindless and expendable thralls of the Scourge. They had already spent a too long time taking in the thinly veiled threats of someone with that.
"Unless of course the offender had merely intended to compliment the trust and respect between my squadron and our ward, and would be willing to apologize for his exceptionally poor wording." Anya seemed to find her dagger's condition acceptable and looked up slowly and deliberately at the shuffling and glancing Forsaken before her.
With the way the prim ghoul found his presumed comrades drifting further and further away from him Anya might as well have declaimed that he had contracted a calamitous disease that only infected the undead. Rather than taking Anya up on her offer of a more peaceful way out he turned on the spot and stumbled for his life up along a narrow tunnel to the side.
"Shall I hunt him down for you, lieutenant?" Lyana asked politely.
"We have delayed long enough for no good reason at all." Sylvanas interrupted before Anya had time to answer. "As for you, you have been explicitly ordered twice to clear the way and I dislike having to repeat myself!" she added to the remainders of the hostile crowd. It was enough to break any lingering remnants of boldness and Jaina sighed with relief when the last of them melted away into the side alleys and shadowy corners.
"Dark Lady?" Jaina almost whispered.
"Yes?"
"You did as you said you would. You actually sent your disgruntled mob running in terror."
Sylvanas flashed her a predatory grin. Now Jaina was dead sure that Sylvanas was up to something, and not without good reason apparently.
Their next visit would be the apothecaries, the Royal Apothecary Society as they called themselves. Alchemy was not Jaina's best subject but she had always had a great respect for those that could brew healing and mana potions with great skill.
She resumed her submissive act next to Sylvanas and Sylvanas remained as commanding as before. It was probably very inappropriate, but Jaina was starting to find the theatre they performed a little entertaining. It was funny to imagine what the staring onlookers must think when seeing them, even if Jaina had seen the necessity of the act demonstrated clearly. When they passed a relatively open section, perhaps what had to count as a square in the Undercity, Jaina became bold enough to pretend to wander a couple of steps in the wrong direction. Sylvanas turned sharply at her with a questioning look at first, then Jaina thought she could see a flash of understanding in the fiery eyes and a hint of a grin, before Sylvanas pulled her along with such force that Jaina almost stumbled.
"Behave yourself, little mage…" Sylvanas growled at her, but there was definitely an amused undertone that took the edge off it. Jaina couldn't help but think of some other act of pretended mischief that she could get away with, or rather not get away with in the spectators' eyes.
Playing the obedient pet was only funny for so long, after all.
Before Jaina had figured out something suitably disobedient they were at the apothecarium. Lyana proceeded to track down a gaunt and bent man with a greenish tint to his pale skin and introducing him as high apothecary Lyndon, and more importantly the one whose cache of supplies Lyana and Clea had raided some days earlier. Lyndon moved as if the weight of all the worlds troubles rested on his shoulders and he clearly found Lyana's presence to be ground for great suspicion. Jaina, however, offered him her most gallant bow.
"High apothecary Lyndon, I must express my sincerest thanks for the healing potions you supplied Lyana with. They are without doubt the most welcome ones I have ever taken."
Lyndon hummed and huffed, but peered at her with some interest.
"Hmm, they worked alright, then?"
"As well as can be asked of any healing potion." Jaina assured him, uncomfortably aware of the fact that she hadn't been able to see the current state of her back after the bandages had been removed. "I must confess that alchemy isn't my best subject and I have been wanting to rectify that for some time. If the Dark Lady allows it, would it be alright if I came by some day to study? I am sure I could assist with some of the more routine tasks at the same time."
"So long as you keep your paws away from my stocks unless expressly permitted…" Lyndon grunted with a long glare in Lyana's direction. "And remember that if you come across anything written by Putress, chuck it into the nearest fireplace. The man is a simpleton. And Nicola, a total madman…" The high apothecary continued to rant about what authors Jaina would do well to avoid like the plague of undeath itself.
"You can tell he knows his stuff." Clea whispered with feigned seriousness from behind. "He is just as critical of books as you are."
Jaina tried desperately to stifle a very inconvenient fit of giggling.
"You will have to curb your studious instincts for now, Lady Proudmoore." Sylvanas cut in. "Lyana wants us over there. Come along."
Without waiting she yanked Jaina along with her. Lyndon was shaking his head at the sight.
"She is just as bad as her rangers…poor girl…"
Lyana had been busy raiding various shelves with ingredients, presumably with a greater degree of permission this time from their hosts, and presented a small collection intended for…
"I just thought that I should check with you before I buy them, Lady Proudmoore. I don't know if humans require a special recipe or something like that. Is this what you use in your potions of barr…"
"Yes!" Jaina blurted out, very much wanting to skip any more detailed discussions about what or why Lyana intended to brew. "Thank you so much for offering to make…that potion, Lyana. Very thoughtful, in fact."
"Alright then. I can take it from here, I know how to brew it. I'll tell you when the first batch is ready, Lady Proudmoore."
"Yes, ah, very good…"
Fortunately for Jaina that was the end of the uncomfortable subject fo the time being. Less fortunately Sylvanas informed her that she would have to return to work for the rest of the day. Jaina had to admit that she had lost track of time while admiring all the curious things for sale in the Undercity and being accosted by disdainful undead. She also realised that she was starting to get quite hungry.
There was another entrance quite close to the apothecarium and Sylvanas followed them up to the surface where a short walk would lead back to the keep.
"I would have liked to see your quarters too." Jaina said.
"That will have to be some other time." Sylvanas combed out an errant tangle of hair near Jaina's ear. "I am obviously not proud of my people's behaviour today, but the surface should be safe enough at least."
"I will hardly need to fear anything so long as I have my gallant ranger lieutenant with me." Sylvanas had let go of her chain and Jaina could reach out and snatch back Anya's hand into her own.
"No, you won't."
***
The walk back to her room was uneventful, which Jaina thought was just as well. Without Sylvanas near her the events of the day were catching up with Jaina and her mood was dropping. The Undercity had been so fascinating at first but all the resentment against her hung like a gloomy cloud in the back of her head. She didn't want to become the reason Forsaken would seek to harm one another! And least of all if it included the dark rangers.
She was sure that Anya caught on to how she felt, and Jaina would have liked to be able to explain it clearly but she didn't trust herself to be able to put words on it in a way that would not sound ungrateful. Anya however thought otherwise.
"Is there anything we can do for you, Lady Proudmoore? You are obviously not feeling well."
"I'm tired." That was quite true, too. Jaina was far more winded than she would have expected and evidently not completely recovered yet. "I don't want people to hate me." Jaina added and felt profoundly sad when she spoke the words. She was about to offer a flood of reservations, as it was the everyday state of things for the Forsaken to have such reactions from the rest of the world, but Anya looked at her so warningly that she kept quiet. Jaina had a distinct feeling that the dark ranger knew exactly what she was thinking.
"Can I help you cook?" Jaina suggested. Perhaps having something simple to do would take her mind off things.
"Hmm, I don't know…" Anya pretended to scrounge up her face in deep thought. "I'm not sure how healthy the mage cuisine is in the long run…"
"You know, I can cook other things than mana buns as a matter of fact!"
Anya scratched her chin demonstratively and eyed Jaina as if she very much doubted that. She was frowning so deeply that it was beginning to look absolutely silly.
"Stop that!" Jaina pushed her playfully in the shoulder and Anya started to grin back.
"I think we should make some nice fish soup. Lyana tells me it is your favourite."
"Don't you dare even think about it, lieutenant Eversong." Jaina glared cruelly at her.
"I might settle for a stew, as a compromise. You need something warm for your throat at least, Lady Proudmoore."
"As a side dish."
"Deal."
Cutting vegetables with Anya was a nice distraction. Jaina noticed that the other room which they used as a kitchen was much more like a storeroom than anything else, even if the rangers as Lyana had told didn't have a great deal of things of their own.
After she had eaten Jaina spent the afternoon reading, that is after Anya and Lyana had finished their meticulous inspection of her forearms and finally concluded that the bracelets had had no visible adverse effect. The rangers kept close by but didn't disturb her. They were so considerate that Jaina couldn't imagine telling them to leave and stay in the kitchen even in the event that she should like to be left alone. It would be downright heartless.
Even reading failed to keep her interest all day and by evening Jaina was too awake to fall asleep but too tired to do anything in particular. She was resting with her head against Clea's leg and the ranger's hand combing slowly through her hair. She found herself missing Sylvanas something terrible. Jaina wondered what she was doing. Was she up and about inspecting and holding meetings, or was she busy with the paperwork that not even the Forsaken managed to go without? Jaina wished she could be here doing that. She would be happy to make room for a desk and a chair for the Dark Lady and hear the sound of her writing.
As if she had heard Jaina's thoughts, Sylvanas stepped into the room the next moment.
"Proudmoore. I need your assistance."
Jaina nearly jumped to her feet and into her boots. Sylvanas needed her, and she was preoccupied enough to omit Jaina's title, which she rarely did except when something was very important or when she was being especially Dark Lady-like. Jaina had already forgotten that she was tired.
"Kalira and Amora are back with their squadrons." Sylvanas explained as she led Jaina and the rangers briskly through the darkening city. "The guard and the rest of the rangers are on their way but since yesterday they have been hearing an odd sound in the distance and spotted a strange shape in the sky on a few occasions. Kalira and Amora have gone ahead to alert the city and attempt to follow the sound. We can not identify it but thought that you might be able to."
They were nearing the ruined city wall on the east side. Jaina noticed the eagerness of the rangers and hurried as best she could in her ill-fitting boots. She would very much like to see Kalira's squadron and especially Velonara. She hadn't been able to thank any of them properly after they rescued her from Hearthglen.
Both squadrons were ever as much dark rangers and Jaina missed them completely in the low light until they were almost right before her.
Sylvanas allowed only the shortest of greetings before she ordered everyone to be quiet.
At first Jaina heard only the wind in the bare trees but then there was something else. A very unexpected…whirring…sound. Like…
"Is that an engine?" Jaina whispered, incredulous.
"That is our guess too, but what design? Does the sound match any Alliance vessel or machinery you know of?" Sylvanas whispered back.
Tides. Jaina was not an expert on mechanical matters, although she found inventions of most kinds to be fascinating. She tried to remember everything she had come across during the war against the Scourge and the Burning Legion.
"It is a steady, even sound. Not clanking heavy machinery, not something that walks." Jaina whispered her reasoning out loud. She had Sylvanas' full attention and felt both proud and encouraged and a little nervous for it. "The flying machines of the dwarves sounded like this but not quite…this is more even, like the rotor blades are smaller and moving faster…"
"Goblins?" Sylvanas asked slowly.
"Yes! Yes, that's it, a goblin zeppelin sounds like this!" Jaina's voice rose in excitement and she clutched her own mouth apologetically.
"Good work." Sylvanas complimented her, but she didn't sound very pleased at all.
The sound in the sky was definitely coming closer now.
"Dark Lady? Is something wrong? Did I do something wrong?" Jaina finally asked in a small voice.
"No. My apologies, Lady Proudmoore. I just have…little fondness for the goblins, that is all." Sylvanas sat down on a stone and Jaina joined her. "It has been said that when Arthas marched on Silvermoon he filled the waters before him with ghouls and crossed on their broken corpses, but that is a filthy lie and probably a tale spread by him to instil terror. It was goblin zeppelins that allowed the Scourge to cross our greatest river and outflank us. I made use of their services as well at times."
Jaina sat quietly with her attention fixed on Sylvanas. It was plain obvious that this part of her past was a very sensitive thing to speak of.
"I am not a fool. I am well aware of the importance of the goblins as middle men, or middle midgets in their case…" Jaina had to stifle a giggle. "…for the outcast nations of Azeroth. But I will not relish working with them."
"There." The dark ranger Alina pointed at the sky, to the southeast if Jaina remembered correctly. A bulky dark shape was coming into view over the treetops and Jaina saw that she had indeed been correct. A goblin zeppelin in all it's oddly ingenious glory. The dark rangers silently spread out, hidden in the shadows as the vessel approached.
The engine sound was dying down and the vessel slowed down to almost stop. It was gliding towards them ominously, and something was hanging in a line from underneath it. Jaina could hear faint high-pitched laughter and the shrill voices of the crew. But it didn't exactly make sense.
"…oooaaahaho! Hohoho!..."
"…you worry about the tower, I worry about the mini-map…"
The object hanging down was being lowered to the ground and then the line was detached and the engines came alive with a great noise."
Sylvanas had risen from her cover beside Jaina.
"If that thing is a trap I will tear them to pieces. Wait here." she told Jaina and hurried towards the delivered object.
A short while later Sylvanas' voice rang out again. "Amora!"
"What's wrong?" the ranger lieutenant answered immediately from the shadows.
"All safe. But I think Alina should come and see this." Sylvanas' tone was very odd. Wondering. "Actually, you can all come and take a look."
Jaina rose and followed the rest as they approached. She kept herself in the background. It felt like something that was strictly the business of the rangers and if so she didn't want to intrude. In their middle was a sturdy wooden box, opened wide.
"Can we have some light?" Sylvanas asked. Someone lit, or uncovered, a lantern and held it up over them.
Inside the box, carefully covered in cloth to keep the dust off, were woollen scarves, about two dozen of them, in every kind of dwarven square pattern of red, blue, green, grey, black and white. On top of them were a couple of letters, one thin and folded, the other one thick and sealed.
"Care to read it out, Alina?" Sylvanas asked it rather gently, which Jaina found very touching.
Alina had dark hair and resembled Anya a bit, but with longer ears. Anya mixed with a pinch of Kitala perhaps, Jaina thought and smiled at the idea of dark rangers as ingredients. Alina carefully picked up the letters and looked at them.
"This one is for you, Dark Lady." She handed the thicker one to Sylvanas and unfolded the other and read it out loud.
"A warm caress in a world that offers too few."
Alina's voice faltered. She stared at the gift card as if she couldn't believe what she had just read.
Amora had stepped up to Alina's side.
"Now, if I didn't know better I would say that someone who would send this kind of gift across three kingdoms and a forest crawling with Scourge really, really cared…"
Alina was looking up at her with big red eyes.
"But that is just me." Amora shrugged. "What do I know…"
Sylvanas gestured at the box and Alina knelt and carefully picked up a green and blue-grey-black-patterned scarf. She clutched it to her cheek reverently, and it really looked like the warm caress it was intended to be. Whoever it was that had sent the box, Jaina decided that she liked that person very much when she saw Alina's expression. It was almost like the dark ranger trembled, but could Forsaken do that?
Jaina shivered. It was getting a bit late and she wasn't exactly dressed for being outside at night.
"I don't want to seem boring, but could we go somewhere inside? You're all welcome to come to my place, it isn't so large but it's quite cosy for a dungeon…"
"Yes, you've got to come and see it!" Velonara turned to Alina and the others in Amora's squadron. "Anya and the rest have really turned the place over, it's so cute!"
Amora looked between her and Sylvanas with a slightly confused expression. "Our dungeons are 'cute' nowadays, Dark Lady?"
"Well, you know how it is with keeping these human mages, if it isn't mana buns it's Thalassian poetry or fashionable lingerie..." Jaina's face practically went up in flames at that comment despite the creeping night's chill. "She must be running my poor lieutenant ragged."
Sylvanas reached out and pulled the wide-eyed Jaina closer, but gently this time.
"And I am sure Anya would have it no other way." Sylvanas smiled at Jaina and looked just then and there so full of affection for her ranger lieutenant that Jaina couldn't think of anything but how beautiful the Dark Lady was in all her frightening glory. Was this the Dark Lady the rangers saw in her? No wonder they would fight to the death and beyond for their queen and general.
"Well, ah, colour me intrigued then." Amora seemed slightly baffled. "I'm sure whatever Anya has come up with beats standing out here by far."
Sylvanas whistled and they all fell in behind her and Jaina. It was dark enough that Jaina could hardly see the ground before her but Sylvanas guided her steps expertly around rocks and rubble.
Suddenly Sylvanas stopped and held up a hand, whereupon the other rangers immediately froze on the spot.
"Hoofbeats." Sylvanas whispered. "Two, I think, slow, and steps beside them."
Jaina strained her ears but however she tried she couldn't hear anything except the wind.
That is, until a dry voice sounded from above.
"My, my, what have we here? Three ranger lieutenants and one Dark Lady caught off guard lighting lanterns in plain sight like first-year recruits?"
Jaina looked up to see a vague dark shape perched on top of a lone column standing amidst the ruins of a larger building to their left. It almost looked like the figure was dangling it's legs rather nonchalantly. Jaina caught a brief glimpse of a pair of red dots before whoever it was leapt down and landed gracefully on the ground before them.
Jaina recognized the pale skin and gleaming eyes of a dark ranger. She was tall and athletic, with white, wavy hair and a proud jaw and hard mouth. She had no cloak or bow, and her clothes were torn and tattered. Jaina was just about to ask Sylvanas who the woman was when a dark shape shot through their ranks beside her with a shrill, deafening scream that made Jaina instinctively clutch her ears.
"Is…is that a Wail?" Jaina gasped.
"No, it is just Velonara." Sylvanas said quietly. She stood still, like she had been frozen on the spot.
Velonara had barrelled into the other ranger and thrown them both against the column but it was difficult to tell if she was actually wrestling or holding or hugging her.
"Why, Vel', you almost look like you've seen a ghost." the dark ranger commented with mock astonishment.
Whatever Velonara was about to answer drowned in a deluge of angry shouting matching Archmage Modera's after half a dozen apprentices had managed to portal themselves to the bottom of the Dalaran harbour.
"Ranger Hawkspear! You are LATE! AND WITHOUT YOUR BOW! AND YOUR UNIFORM LOOKS LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT!"
"And that is Kalira." Sylvanas noted.
"AND HOW FUCKING DARE YOU GO MISSING IN ACTION ON ME LIKE THAT?! THE WHOLE SQUADRON HELD A SUN-DAMNED MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR YOU! AFTER WE HAD STORMED A FORTIFIED SCARLET TOWN SEARCHING FOR YOUR SORRY ASS! AND IF YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN, YOUNG LADY, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND GIVE YOU DOUBLE MAINTENANCE SHIFTS BEYOND ETERNITY!"
If it had been difficult to tell with Velonara, there was no room for misinterpretation when Kalira had caught the newcomer in a doubtlessly bone-crushing hug.
"Ouch, Kalira, I kind of needed those ears you know…and I could do with my ribs too as a matter of fact…lieutenant…" she gasped.
"And that…" Sylvanas whispered hoarsely. "…is Cyndia Hawkspear."
When Kalira finally released her, Cyndia staggered a little and took in the ring of wide-eyed Forsaken elves surrounding her. She was looking a little out of breath, illogical as it may be for an undead. Her eyes landed on Jaina and she tilted her head.
"And here I was thinking myself unique…"
Jaina didn't quite understand what she meant by that and didn't really know what to say, but she tried to be as polite as she could.
"Ehm, good evening Cyndia Hawkspear. My name is Jaina Proudmoore. From Theramore, in Kalimdor. I'm happy to see you alive – I mean unde…not dead! I know that this may sound a little strange but we were all on our way to my dungeon – which is actually quite inhabitable – and I would be happy to invite you there too. If you would like."
Cyndia stared in such disbelief at Jaina that she might as well have suggested joining her for a tea party on the far side of the moon together with the Lich King.
Then she started to howl with laughter.
"Where…did you find this one, Dark Lady?" she managed when her fits of roaring hilarity abated. "I like her, she's hilarious."
She took a closer look at Jaina.
"Mine isn't as funny, but he came with a pair of really neat-looking horsies. Quite the package deal I'd say. Pretty promising at handling Scarlet torturers too but don't tell him I said that."
Cyndia whistled sharply.
"Westley! Come on over here, stableboy!"
And go and clean your room too, ranger Hawkspear!
Lyana: It is strange, the more I wrap Lady Proudmoore up the more unravelled do you seem to become, Anya.
Anya: Nnnnnot at all...
Lyana: Oh, great, then maybe you can take over here while I go and brew some potions?
Anya: What? I was just admiring those finely crafted glasses over there and the artistic cups - NO, not at all any cups and I was definitely not thinking of cups of any size!
"You worry about the tower, I worry about the mini-map!"
Actual Warcraft III goblin zeppelin quote.