Chapter 31: She's barely in this one (Alec Interlude)
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Undersider's Base – 'Early' Morning
An annoying buzzing sound woke Alec from his sleep. He groaned as he rolled over to check the clock on his phone. It was far too early in the morning for him to deal with this nonsense. He was in the middle of a particularly interesting dream that he was already forgetting, so he rolled over on his pillow and tried his damnedest to fall back to sleep.
The buzzing continued.
A repetitive hum coming from the other side of his wall. The sound wasn't that loud, but the continual nature of it drowned out all other sounds. It reminded Alec of all the times Rachel wouldn't turn the shower faucet all the way closed and he'd have to get up in the middle of the night just to stop that damn dripping.
With a tired huff, Alec pushed himself from the covers of his comfortable bed and stumbled like a zombie out of his room. He already identified the buzzing coming from the room next to his, but hearing the ringing from the door next to him confirmed it.
"Brian…" Alec yawned as his head slumped on the door. "Pick up your phone… Some of us are-" He yawned again and wobbled on his feet. "-Trying to sleep."
The ringing continued. The annoying buzz seemed even more grating the closer he was to Brian's room.
"For fuck's sake, Brian," Alec knocked on the door. "Why do you even set an alarm if you're going to sleep through it?"
Alec knocked on the door a little harder and watched as it opened slightly/ He hadn't knocked it that hard, indicating that the door was already ajar. He pushed two fingers onto the door, opening it the whole way to find an empty bedroom.
"Brian?" Alec called out, sticking his head inside. It was clear that Brian wasn't home. The boy must've already woken up and gone off to run some errand. "Morning people…" Alec grumbled.
He couldn't understand what kind of psycho would choose to wake up early, especially on days when they had nothing important that needed doing. The world would be a better place if everyone woke up at midday, like nature intended.
Brian's phone kept ringing and buzzing. Whoever was trying to call him wasn't giving up so easily. With a sigh, Alec took a step into Brian's room, whispering an apology under his breath. The team had a handful of rules between each other to prevent chaos among the Undersiders. One of the big ones was 'Don't go through anyone's shit' which also translated to 'Stay out of each other's rooms.'
But it wasn't Alec's fault that he needed to walk into Brian's room and find his stupid phone. It was Brian's. What kind of idiot left the house without their mobile phone anyway? Brian was the one who drilled in the 'Always be reachable on your phone' mentality. He could be getting mobbed by the Empire and the Undersiders would have no idea.
"Tsk, tsk." Alec thought to himself.
He stepped inside and ignored most of the useless crap that was thrown about his room. He only needed his ears to guide him to the prize. Brian's desk, some basic ass computer desk that he got off IKEA, Alec remembered helping him build the damn thing when they first moved into the base.
He scoured over the top of the desk, looking for the phone. The ringing still sounded muffled, so it was either under all the random paperwork Brian had or inside the desk itself. After pushing all the paper to the floor, the answer was clear, it was inside the desk.
Opening the desk drawer, Alec was more than a little confused. There wasn't one phone in there, but several. All cheap flip phones that were plugged into some inbuilt charging station, a real fire hazard worth of cables running to the same point. He counted about twelve phones, all of them charging and all of them labelled.
The labels all had random names written on them. James, Anthony, Kyle, Nick, the list went on. Alec finally saw the phone that was ringing, it was labelled as 'David'.
Alec's first assumption in his sleep-deprived state was that Brian was the dumbest person on the planet and had come to the conclusion that he bought a phone for every contact that he knew. Alec would have to explain to Brian how phones worked because this level of technological ineptitude with phones made Taylor look like a rocket scientist.
Amused but still mostly annoyed, Alec picked up the ringing phone and prepared to tell 'David' that Brian wasn't available right now and would call him back at a sensible hour… like four in the afternoon or something. He unplugged the phone from the charger and pulled it to his ear.
"Yeeelow," Alec spoke into the receiver with a tired and croaky voice.
"Is this David Wilbourn?" The voice asked. Alec was surprised when he heard the caller on the other end sounding more like a middle-aged woman.
"No, I thought you were Da-" Alex began before halting himself. his sleep-addled mind caught up with itself as he realised what he'd done. This was obviously a phone set up by Brian so that he could manage whatever business aliases he had behind the scenes and Alec just answered one of his phones with no idea what they're used for. "Uh, I mean… Speaking."
Alec silently cursed himself for not immediately ending the call. He'd dug himself into this mess and was going to try and wing it. He hoped that whoever this woman was would simply leave a message that he could relay to Brian and that would be the end of it.
"Wonderful," The woman said. "I hope you don't mind. I found your phone number through your company's website. I've been meaning to speak to you for a while now. I wanted to talk to you about your niece?"
"My niece?" Alec balked. What kind of cover story is Brian running where one of them has a niece?
Looking back down into the drawer of phones, he found a sheet of paper. It was under all the phones and it had the names listed out along, with any relevant information. Alec's eyes trailed down to the name of the phone he was on. He found it at the bottom of the page.
David Wilbourn – Lisa's civilian cover. Local, Construction, 078-05-1120
Right, David Wilbourn, Lisa Wilbourn. Alec should've made that connection. There were a handful of random digits and an address written alongside the name, but Alec had no clue what they represented.
"Ah, right," Alec said, clearing his throat. "My niece. Lisa…"
"Yes," The voice said, obviously confused on the other end. "I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time? My name's Carol Dallon, I'm Victoria's mother."
"No, not at all," Alec said, deepening his voice as best he could to not sound like a teenager. "What can I, uh, do for you today?… Mrs Dallon."
Alec silently screamed into the void. He was on a phone call with goddamn Brandish. On one hand, Alec could relax knowing that he wasn't screwing up some underworld connection Brian had made. On the other hand, a superhero was digging into Lisa's civilian cover and Alec had no idea what lies he was supposed to spin to protect Tattletale's identity.
"I'm assuming that Lisa has already told you about the photoshoot the girls are having later today?" Carol said.
Alec had no fucking clue about any photoshoot but if David Wilbourn should've known then Alec was going to pretend to.
"Of course, Of course," Alex lied. "Lisa told me all about it. She's very… uh, excited? Yes."
"That's good to hear," Carol said. "I know it can be concerning having your ward thrown into the public spotlight, but rest assured Mr Wilbourn, that Lisa will be under New Wave's protection. I've been managing publicity for years."
"I see?" Alec said, still having no clue what exactly she was talking about. "Thank you for all your help?"
"Which leads me to why I called today," Carol continued. "My husband pointed out that I just threw this whole photoshoot on the kids without consulting their parents, or in your case, their guardian. While I do stand by my position to take control of the media perception of the girl's relationship, I understand that it could be seen as a hasty decision to make from the outside. And I hope you didn't see this as taking control away from you."
"Oh, no worries about that," Alec said, keeping vague about how 'David' felt about the photoshoot. "Lisa's a pretty independent girl. Honestly, some days she bosses me around." Alec chuckled before rolling his eyes at how stupid he sounded.
"Indeed," Carol said. "Mr Hebert mentioned the same thing about Taylor. In any case, I wanted to invite you to the photoshoot today. We could have an official introduction with all parties involved. I already spoke to Mr Hebert, and he agreed to join us. It starts at one today, down on Carlisle Lane. I'd be delighted if you could make an appearance too?"
Alec's eyes flicked back to the cheat sheet of names written for the phones. Some of them had very specific instructions,
'James – Only meet in West End Fuglys'
'Anthony -Tuesday' and Thursdays only'
'Nick – Call Allen if requests face 2 face meet.'
'Kyle – Do not agree to any deals'
There was no special instruction about what to do if someone wanted to meet David Wilbourn. But there also wasn't any instruction saying not to meet.
"Sure?" Alec agreed. He figured that Brian and Lisa must have some kind of system set up for 'David.' If he had an actual phone number on a real website that could be reached, then there'd have to be a person assigned to play him when needed. That'd make sense, Brian and Lisa were always prepared like that. "I'll see you there."
"Great!" Carol said, "I look forward to meeting you. I'll text you the details."
She hung up and a text message buzzed through a minute later. Alec pocketed the phone as a reminder to tell Brian and Lisa what happened as he left Brian's bedroom. He debated heading back to bed himself but figured that he should at least text Brian about what happened.
Brian walked through the front door before Alec could finish typing out his explanation and excuses.
"Oh, now you're home," Alec whined sarcastically. "Where were you ten minutes ago?"
"Out," Brian replied, raising an eyebrow at Alec's sass. "We were getting breakfast. Why are you so moody? And awake?"
"Bagel?" Aisha offered, holding out a bag as she appeared beside Brian.
Alec stared at the bag and then moved to grab it. Brian snatched it out of Aisha's hand first.
"That's mine," Brian grumbled to his sister. "Offer your own food."
"But I already ate mine," Aisha chuckled. "Besides, who orders a second bagel after they finish breakfast?"
"It's my lunch," Brian said back, already making his way to put his bagel in the fridge.
"Can you believe this guy?" Aisha said to Alec. "Rob's banks and gang hideouts for a living, and has a bagel for breakfast and lunch."
"What's wrong with a bagel?" Brian defended himself. "I like bagels."
"What's wrong, is that we should be having lobster or some gourmet shit on the daily," Aisha said as she threw her hands up in the air. "Yet this dork still eats like we're poor."
"Hey, a twelve-dollar bagel is not cheap," Brian playfully snapped back. Aisha simply shook her head and disappeared from both boy's perceptions. Brian's smile dropped as he forgot what he was doing, turning to Alec. "So, did you need me or something?"
"Oh, right," Alec said, pointing to his bedroom. "You're phone woke me up. Uh, one of your phones. At the desk. I might've… accidentally answered it…"
Brian's face fell from a neutral position to a grimace. "Which one?" He asked. Alec could feel the disapproval radiate off Brian.
"The-the David one," Alec explained. "Lisa's cover one. Her uncle? I think. I didn't even know she had an uncle. But that one."
"Shit," Brian swore under his breath, he took two steps towards his room before Alec pulled out the phone. "Who was it?" Brian asked, looking at the phone and moving to grab it from the boy. "What did they want?"
"Carol Dallon," Alec said with a guilty expression. "Lisa's hero girlfriend's Mom. Wanted to invite David to some photoshoot thing Lisa is doing today? Did you know about this?"
"No," Brian shook his head. "Well, Lisa gave me the cliff notes but I didn't ask much into it. What did you tell her?"
"I said that I'd be there and she told me to meet her at one," Alec explained.
Brian looked up at him with dumbfounded shock. "Why would you tell her that!?"
Alec shrugged. "I panicked. And it gave you options. I didn't know if you would've agreed or not, but I didn't want to say no and have you yell at me later for it."
"What options?" Brian groaned. "You just agreed to send a man who doesn't exist to meet a superhero lawyer. Why the hell did you think I'd say yes to that?"
"I thought you had a guy or something?" Alec explained.
"What guy!?" Brian gasped.
"You know, a guy. A guy to play David Wilbourn. An actor or some shit." Alec said, matching Brian's panicked energy.
"You think that Lisa would pay some random to act as her Uncle?" Brian sighed. "And here's an idea. If this hypothetical guy did exist, then wouldn't they have the phone labelled as David?"
"Well that's stupid," Alec retorted. "Brandish found the number online, she's obviously looking into Lisa's cover. You should have a guy play as him. What if she showed up on Lisa's door, huh? What then?"
Brian rubbed his temple. "David Wilbourn is simply a cover to pay for Lisa's apartment, car and taxes. David Wilbourn is a hardworking Brocktonite who takes long work trips across New Hampshire doing contract work. He's only home two days a week and those days are whenever the fuck someone isn't looking for him."
"Well that would've been helpful information to know," Alec sighed. "Maybe write that shit down instead of just 'Lisa's civilian cover' and a bunch of numbers."
"First of all," Brian growled. "You didn't need to know because you shouldn't be in my room answering my phones. And secondly, I did write it down, it was on the back page!"
"Oh…" Alec said quietly. There was a short pause where neither of them looked at each other. Finally, Alec spoke up again. "I'll just call her back, call the meeting off."
"No, no no no," Brian said, pulling the phone away from him. "You've done enough damage. No more talking to Carol Dallon. I'll… Brandish will probably call back once David doesn't show up. I'll send a text that he got called into work, hopefully, she'll drop the whole meeting thing. Fuck, I need to tell Lisa. See what she thinks we should do."
Brian pulled out his own phone and quickly dialled Lisa. After a few tense seconds of waiting for the call, he growled and looked back to Alec. "Went to voice mail, dammit Lise," He pulled the phone back up to his mouth. "Lime, L. Hey, we might have a problem. Alec went through my stuff and now David has agreed to meet Carol Dallon at your photoshoot thing. Call me when you get this. We'll sort this out… somehow."
"Can't we just hire someone to be David for a day?" Alec suggested. "Oh, what about that Merc Lisa works with. Dimitri? He could do it?"
Brian's stare told Alec how stupid of a plan that was, but Brian explained anyway. "David Wilbourn is an American, and Dimitri has a very Russian accent. Also, there's a chance that Dimitri has fought Brandish before. I don't know what Coil made him do. I ain't risking getting him near her. And I doubt he'd do it anyway."
Alec thought again. "What about… Faultline?"
"What about her?"
"We could pay her to… I don't know. Impersonate David."
"Okay, ignoring the fact that Faultline is both a woman and hates Tattletales's guts," Brian said dismissively. "She doesn't know Lisa's identity and we're not revealing that."
"Well, what about you?" Alec suggested. "You can look… mature at times. And you know Lisa, just be Uncle David for a day."
"Do I look like I could be Lisa's Uncle?" Brian said sarcastically.
"Oh, what about Alec then?" Aisha chimed in, reappearing between the two. "I got one of those fake glasses and moustache things, slap that on and call him David." She chuckled at her stupidly unhelpful suggestion.
"Look, just… forget it. Alright?" Brian said, putting his foot down on the conversation. "I'll wait for Lisa to get back to me. Otherwise, we'll just ignore this and hope that Carol Dallon doesn't chase us up." He shook his head and grabbed his keys before moving the leave the apartment. "I'm going out again. Aisha, stay here. Alec… don't touch anything."
"Where are you going?" Aisha asked.
"I gotta sort some shit out," Brian grumbled. "And buy a lock for my desk apparently." He slammed the door as he left, leaving Alec and Aisha to responsibly wait for everything to work itself out.
"So…" Aisha said, sliding up to Alec. "Wanna try my moustache idea?"
"Hmm…" Alec thought aloud. "Tempting, but I don't feel like getting skewered by Brandish today. What we need is a man who knows enough about Lisa to lie for her, isn't at risk for knowing her true identity and can't be traced back by a super lawyer after the meeting is done."
"What are you thinking?" Aisha asked.
Alec held up his arms and shrugged. "Honestly, I thought I could just pay some homeless bum fifty bucks to let me puppet him around for the day. But they could just go running to the cops after the fact. People are so unreliable that way." The idea was entirely a joke on Alec's part. He'd accepted that he'd fucked up. He'd let Brian fix it and expected to be yelled at by everyone later.
But then Aisha jumped up with a gasp of excitement.
"Wait! Wait, wait, wait!" Aisha said as she shook Alec. "That just gave me a really great idea!"
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Brockton Bay Hospital – An hour or so later
Aisha and Alec wandered through the hallways of the hospital, ignoring the odd side glances the staff gave them. Aisha hadn't explained her 'great idea' for the entire duration of the trip, as she wanted to leave it as a surprise. When the bus pulled up at the hospital, Aisha led the way down the halls.
While Alec was somewhat hesitant to sneak into a hospital in the middle of the morning, Aisha had this theory that as long as you look like you should be there, no one will question what you're doing. They were just two teens walking through and no one stopped to ask them what they were doing or who they were here to see.
"Okay, seriously?" Alec said as he was practically being dragged by the hand. "What are we doing here?"
"Almost there," Aisha said back. "Trust me."
They moved past several rooms of beds filled with patients and families. They were all larger rooms for the public, usually three or more families per room. Aisha ignored them all as she walked up to the main desk, ignoring the receptionist in favour of a chartboard hanging on the wall.
"Do you even know where we're going?" Alec asked, he'd gotten lost after the third completely identical hallway he was dragged down.
"Okay, so," Aisha began to explain, ignoring Alec's complaint. "Start of the year, my Mom OD'd. Called an ambulance, pumped her stomach, gave her a bed for a week or two and kicked us out with a giant 'fuck you' bill at the end of it. Standard stuff," Alec nodded his head to the grim story and how casually Aisha told it. "Spent a lot of time here with her 'cause Brian was busy. Got to know this place pretty well. Used to explore up and down here cause I was bored out of my fucking mind. On day three, I got a little stir-crazy and made a friend."
Her eyes lit up as she spotted a particular name in the chart. Tapping on the room number and moving to find it. They stood out in front of room 134, Aisha strolled inside without so much as knocking as Alec followed quietly behind.
"And your friend is?" Alec said, just along for the ride at this point.
"Meet John," Aisha said proudly, pointing to the only bed in the room.
A man lay in the bed. With dirty blonde hair and an unkempt beard, he looked sickly thin and had all kinds of drips and machines hooked into his arm. He didn't react at all to the intrusion into his room, and Alec was beginning to suspect why.
"Alright, I'll bite," Alec sighed. "Who the hell is John?"
Aisha shrugged. "I don't know. No one knows. He's just marked as John Doe. Found at the scene or some cape skirmish last year, no identity, no next of kin, no nothing. At least that's what the doctor told me when I asked. The dude's in a freaking coma, probably never gonna wake up again. But the hospital can't pull the plug on him without permission from family. So… here he lays." Aisha took a seat next to the bed and sighed nostalgically. "I used to just sit here and talk. Johns a great listener."
"You do know how insane you sound right now?" Alec said with a smirk.
Aisha huffed. "Like I said, I was bored and went a little stir-crazy. Besides, ranting all your problems to some lifeless husk is oddly therapeutic." Aisha's smile wavered at her memory but quickly returned as she looked at Alec. "So I was thinking-"
"That I should puppet John and have him act as Lisa's uncle?" Alec finished her batshit idea for her.
"Could it work?" Aisha asked.
"Do you mean, can I puppet a coma patient? Or will Carol Dallon actually believe it's Lisa's Uncle?" Alec asked.
"Both?" Aisha grinned back.
"Ehh, what the hell." Alec huffed. "It's worth a shot," He stood in front of the man and loosened his body, focusing his power to feel out the man's nervous system. The John Doe twitched violently as Alec ran through all the limbs. "Well… usually when I do this, people fight me on it. Either subconsciously or physically. Him being in a coma actually makes this rather easy." John Doe twitched some more, his arm lifting briefly before collapsing, a leg kicking out from the bed. "On the other hand…"
John Doe made a strange gurgling noise as Alec tried and failed to speak out of him. Both arms shot up, pulling his torso forward and out of the bed.
"It's alive!" Aisha cackled. Raising her arms in the air like a mad scientist bringing a zombie to life.
"Barely," Alec wheezed, trying to force the puppet to sit up. "His muscles are fucked. How long has he been in the bed?"
"Like, six months at least," Aisha said. "I mean, they move him from bed to bed. Think they massage him once a week too."
"Well he's weak as hell," Alec sighed. "The dude really needs to do some push-ups for once in his life."
"Ha ha," Aisha said sarcastically. "Can you make it work?"
"Yea-fmp," The puppet said through Alec's control. "Just givmph me a secomph to lossmph him up."
John Doe went through a handful of basic movement exercises, constricting and releasing his hands, rotating his head, readjusting his jaw, wiggling his toes and a handful of similar things.
"How are we going to get this guy out of here?" Alec asked as the puppet slowly got used to standing on his own two feet again. "Won't the hospital notice that their mystery man has gone missing?"
"According to the chart, the only person who checks on him is the night staff," Aisha explained. "Doubt anyone expects him to just get up and walk away, so as long as we have him back before late, they might not even notice."
The puppet was still walking slowly, but Alec could have plenty of time to increase his control on the move. Inspecting him closer, both Aisha and Alec agreed on two things.
"He needs a haircut," Aisha said first.
"And clothes," Alec added, noting his state of undress in hospital garments.
"He should probably have a shower," Aisha thought aloud. "Quick, go wash and shave him. I'll find some pants."
"Urgh," Alec sighed. "Do you have any idea how gross it is to shower a puppet? Oh, and he's starving. Get some food."
"How much time have we got till he's gotta meet Brandish?" Aisha asked as Alec shuffled the puppet towards the bathroom.
"Three hours, ish," Alec replied, looking at his phone. "Why?"
"Cause he needs a haircut, food and whatever pants I steal for him ain't gonna cut it," Aisha stated. "After we clean him up, let's get him a suit. And take him out to lunch."
Alec chuckled. "What? Is he going to chaperone our date or something?"
"Yes," Aisha smiled back. "Suit him up. Personal butler for the day. Minus that whole Lisa's Uncle business."
"As you wish," Alec laughed. "What do you want to do for lunch."
Aisha grinned devilishly as she made her choice. "Lobster!"
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The Photo Studio – Ten minutes past One o'clock
Carol Dallon smiled in that professional lawyer way that made it seem like she couldn't be less thrilled about whatever happened today. It made Alec feel incredibly unnerved, it was also incredibly ironic. Of the two people putting on fake smiles and shaking hands, only one of them felt dead inside, and it wasn't the coma patient who was being puppeted by a supervillain.
"Carol Dallon, a pleasure to meet you," Carol said as she shook the man's hand.
"David Wilbourn, likewise." The puppet, David said back. "Sorry, I'm late. Got uh… held up at lunch."
"Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to dress up," Another man said beside him. "I feel ill-prepared for today." He shot a hand up towards David. "Danny Hebert, nice to meet you."
"Oh, this old thing?" David said after shaking the man's hand. "I'm not usually one for a monkey suit. But I decided to throw this old thing on, y'know. To support my Lisa." He chuckled to which Danny joined in with. Carol added a polite 'ha ha' but it was obvious she didn't mean it.
"Where are the girls anyway?" Danny asked, looking towards Carol.
"They're just getting ready in the back," Carol said, leading the two men back into the main studio. "I already told them you'd be coming. I'm sure there overjoyed that you both came."
Danny Hebert gave a genuine smile at the thought while David Wilbourn struggled to keep a straight face.
"What's going on?" Aisha asked Alec. The two were seated in the building over from the studio, sitting. "Have you met Brandish yet?"
"Yes, just met her," Alec said, trying to keep focus on his puppet. "Taylor's Dad too. But fuck… I need to move this puppet over to the first seat I find and collapse into it. My control had improved over the last three hours, but this body was still terribly weak. It needs to rest after the most basic of walking."
Carol sat down next to him as Danny joined the two. An assistant to the photography studio rushed over and poured all three of them a glass of wine.
"What are you doing?" Aisha asked, obviously bored without the commentary.
Alec had never been a wine drinker as he never enjoyed the taste of it. The fact that his puppet was not the healthiest person at the table might have made the thought that drinking might not be the best idea. But, he was also here to give a good impression for Lisa and make up for his earlier mistake so… bottoms up. Besides, Alex wasn't drinking. Alec was sitting in a building over with Aisha having ice cream.
He clinked his wine glass with the other two as they got down to adult conversations.
"Not adult as in saucy, mind you," Alec said as he narrated what he did to Aisha, "Adult as in I lost interest the second Carol Dallon opened her mouth. She mentioned something about the 'schedule of today's events' and then some shit about media. PR talk for New Wave and some other stuff I completely zoned out of."
"Yikes, sounds dull," Aisha chuckled. "Why are we doing this again?"
"It was your idea," Alec whined back. "Oh great. Now Danny started talking about his job and life. He does something at the docks, not entirely sure what he said. He mentioned Taylor's mother once and quickly changed the topic and now the topic is… Oh god, they're both looking at me. I have to talk about something. Quick, think about something sophisticated and boring. What's David's backstory again!?"
"Yeah, I'm a… construction person," Alec said through David, very unconfidently. "I drive all over the state doing work out in the country."
"Oh, like a carpenter?" Danny asked, "What's that like? I work with a couple of them at the docks, but I imagine it must be completely different in rural areas."
"Well yeah," David said back. "But like, I do more than carpets. I build… houses and stuff."
"Yes?" Danny nodded, looking confused. "Do you enjoy it?"
His question felt painfully awkward. It reminded Alec of Taylor when she acted like a nerd. Like Father, like daughter, he assumed.
"Yeash, it's great," David said, slightly slurring his words. "I get to travel all over the world, uh, I mean state." He gestured with his hands while talking, but Alec forgot how weak the arms were and almost succeeded in spilling his drink. After a few stumbles, he caught the glass and returned an apologetic grin. "It's nice. Good time, my job is."
Carol silently grabbed the bottle of wine and placed it away from the table. She kept glancing at David with a concerned look as he continued to ramble on about his travels. Danny quickly interjected and steered the conversation back to just the two actual adults talking while David enjoyed the scenery.
Just when it became unbearably awkward and obvious that David had no idea what the hell he was doing here, a door opened up and three girls came walking out.
"There's our girls," Danny cheered happily. "Don't you all look beautiful."
"Somethings happened," Aisha said, nudging Alec. "Can see it on your face, what's going on."
"Quiet," Alec whispered. "The throuple arrived. All dressed up and shit."
"Oh, dressed up?" Aisha asked, her voice going up an octave. "All of them? Taylor too? What are they wearing, what are they wearing?"
"I don't know, dresses?" Alec sighed. "Taylor is green, Lisa is purple, Victoria is blue. And they have… hair and I think they have lipstick on."
"Wow, you're descriptive," Aisha said sarcastically. "Do they at least look hot?"
"Yeah, they're hot," Alec said back, not really paying attention to her.
Aisha leaned over and smacked Alec on the arm. Hard enough to make his puppet react with a small shoulder spasm. Everyone looked at David oddly before turning back to the approaching girls.
"What was that for?" Alec hissed.
"For checking out other women on our date." Aisha huffed as she crossed her arms.
"I wasn't… you asked me…" Alec said back. Aisha sighed dramatically and continued to act upset.
"You're gross, you know that," Aisha added with a mischievous smile. "She's your niece's girlfriend. Too young for you. And one of them is your actual niece."
"Oh shut up," Alec sighed. "Oh, now their all looking at me again."
Taylor and Victoria were giving David Wilbourn a confused and cautious glance. Neither of them said anything beyond general pleasantries, but there was definitely some tension in the meeting.
"You know," Alec said to himself. "It suddenly occurs to me that Lisa and Taylor have no idea about this plan. I'm just some random who's showed up, claiming to be Lisa's uncle. All she has to do is scream stranger danger and Brandish would gut me like a pig… Or shit, maybe T and Skitter plan to deal with me personally." There was a small window of panic where Alec might experience Skitter's wraith through the perception of a puppet, but thankfully that threat died down quickly. "Oh, never mind," Alec added. "I think Lisa's powers kicked in. She knows what's going on."
"She's smart like that," Aisha nodded. "Although, you are sure, right?"
Alec was watching through David's eyes. At first, a very confused, then shocked and horrified, then simmering angry Lisa work through her emotions. Finally, Lisa returned to her neutral smile and welcomed her 'Uncle' with a hug.
"Oh my gosh, Uncle David. What are you doing here? I thought you had work?" Lisa said, acting like the professional she was. "You really, really didn't have to come."
"Oh, I wanted to… support you," David said, welcoming the hug.
"Thanks, David," Lisa said in a very charming way before squeezing him in for a tighter hug. As she did, Lisa whispered into his ear, her tone switching to deadly serious. "Alec, I don't know why you're here. But if you screw this up, I am going to fucking murder you."
"Oh yes," Alec chuckled nervously as he replied to Aisha's question. "Pretty sure…"
An annoying buzzing sound woke Alec from his sleep. He groaned as he rolled over to check the clock on his phone. It was far too early in the morning for him to deal with this nonsense. He was in the middle of a particularly interesting dream that he was already forgetting, so he rolled over on his pillow and tried his damnedest to fall back to sleep.
The buzzing continued.
A repetitive hum coming from the other side of his wall. The sound wasn't that loud, but the continual nature of it drowned out all other sounds. It reminded Alec of all the times Rachel wouldn't turn the shower faucet all the way closed and he'd have to get up in the middle of the night just to stop that damn dripping.
With a tired huff, Alec pushed himself from the covers of his comfortable bed and stumbled like a zombie out of his room. He already identified the buzzing coming from the room next to his, but hearing the ringing from the door next to him confirmed it.
"Brian…" Alec yawned as his head slumped on the door. "Pick up your phone… Some of us are-" He yawned again and wobbled on his feet. "-Trying to sleep."
The ringing continued. The annoying buzz seemed even more grating the closer he was to Brian's room.
"For fuck's sake, Brian," Alec knocked on the door. "Why do you even set an alarm if you're going to sleep through it?"
Alec knocked on the door a little harder and watched as it opened slightly/ He hadn't knocked it that hard, indicating that the door was already ajar. He pushed two fingers onto the door, opening it the whole way to find an empty bedroom.
"Brian?" Alec called out, sticking his head inside. It was clear that Brian wasn't home. The boy must've already woken up and gone off to run some errand. "Morning people…" Alec grumbled.
He couldn't understand what kind of psycho would choose to wake up early, especially on days when they had nothing important that needed doing. The world would be a better place if everyone woke up at midday, like nature intended.
Brian's phone kept ringing and buzzing. Whoever was trying to call him wasn't giving up so easily. With a sigh, Alec took a step into Brian's room, whispering an apology under his breath. The team had a handful of rules between each other to prevent chaos among the Undersiders. One of the big ones was 'Don't go through anyone's shit' which also translated to 'Stay out of each other's rooms.'
But it wasn't Alec's fault that he needed to walk into Brian's room and find his stupid phone. It was Brian's. What kind of idiot left the house without their mobile phone anyway? Brian was the one who drilled in the 'Always be reachable on your phone' mentality. He could be getting mobbed by the Empire and the Undersiders would have no idea.
"Tsk, tsk." Alec thought to himself.
He stepped inside and ignored most of the useless crap that was thrown about his room. He only needed his ears to guide him to the prize. Brian's desk, some basic ass computer desk that he got off IKEA, Alec remembered helping him build the damn thing when they first moved into the base.
He scoured over the top of the desk, looking for the phone. The ringing still sounded muffled, so it was either under all the random paperwork Brian had or inside the desk itself. After pushing all the paper to the floor, the answer was clear, it was inside the desk.
Opening the desk drawer, Alec was more than a little confused. There wasn't one phone in there, but several. All cheap flip phones that were plugged into some inbuilt charging station, a real fire hazard worth of cables running to the same point. He counted about twelve phones, all of them charging and all of them labelled.
The labels all had random names written on them. James, Anthony, Kyle, Nick, the list went on. Alec finally saw the phone that was ringing, it was labelled as 'David'.
Alec's first assumption in his sleep-deprived state was that Brian was the dumbest person on the planet and had come to the conclusion that he bought a phone for every contact that he knew. Alec would have to explain to Brian how phones worked because this level of technological ineptitude with phones made Taylor look like a rocket scientist.
Amused but still mostly annoyed, Alec picked up the ringing phone and prepared to tell 'David' that Brian wasn't available right now and would call him back at a sensible hour… like four in the afternoon or something. He unplugged the phone from the charger and pulled it to his ear.
"Yeeelow," Alec spoke into the receiver with a tired and croaky voice.
"Is this David Wilbourn?" The voice asked. Alec was surprised when he heard the caller on the other end sounding more like a middle-aged woman.
"No, I thought you were Da-" Alex began before halting himself. his sleep-addled mind caught up with itself as he realised what he'd done. This was obviously a phone set up by Brian so that he could manage whatever business aliases he had behind the scenes and Alec just answered one of his phones with no idea what they're used for. "Uh, I mean… Speaking."
Alec silently cursed himself for not immediately ending the call. He'd dug himself into this mess and was going to try and wing it. He hoped that whoever this woman was would simply leave a message that he could relay to Brian and that would be the end of it.
"Wonderful," The woman said. "I hope you don't mind. I found your phone number through your company's website. I've been meaning to speak to you for a while now. I wanted to talk to you about your niece?"
"My niece?" Alec balked. What kind of cover story is Brian running where one of them has a niece?
Looking back down into the drawer of phones, he found a sheet of paper. It was under all the phones and it had the names listed out along, with any relevant information. Alec's eyes trailed down to the name of the phone he was on. He found it at the bottom of the page.
David Wilbourn – Lisa's civilian cover. Local, Construction, 078-05-1120
Right, David Wilbourn, Lisa Wilbourn. Alec should've made that connection. There were a handful of random digits and an address written alongside the name, but Alec had no clue what they represented.
"Ah, right," Alec said, clearing his throat. "My niece. Lisa…"
"Yes," The voice said, obviously confused on the other end. "I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time? My name's Carol Dallon, I'm Victoria's mother."
"No, not at all," Alec said, deepening his voice as best he could to not sound like a teenager. "What can I, uh, do for you today?… Mrs Dallon."
Alec silently screamed into the void. He was on a phone call with goddamn Brandish. On one hand, Alec could relax knowing that he wasn't screwing up some underworld connection Brian had made. On the other hand, a superhero was digging into Lisa's civilian cover and Alec had no idea what lies he was supposed to spin to protect Tattletale's identity.
"I'm assuming that Lisa has already told you about the photoshoot the girls are having later today?" Carol said.
Alec had no fucking clue about any photoshoot but if David Wilbourn should've known then Alec was going to pretend to.
"Of course, Of course," Alex lied. "Lisa told me all about it. She's very… uh, excited? Yes."
"That's good to hear," Carol said. "I know it can be concerning having your ward thrown into the public spotlight, but rest assured Mr Wilbourn, that Lisa will be under New Wave's protection. I've been managing publicity for years."
"I see?" Alec said, still having no clue what exactly she was talking about. "Thank you for all your help?"
"Which leads me to why I called today," Carol continued. "My husband pointed out that I just threw this whole photoshoot on the kids without consulting their parents, or in your case, their guardian. While I do stand by my position to take control of the media perception of the girl's relationship, I understand that it could be seen as a hasty decision to make from the outside. And I hope you didn't see this as taking control away from you."
"Oh, no worries about that," Alec said, keeping vague about how 'David' felt about the photoshoot. "Lisa's a pretty independent girl. Honestly, some days she bosses me around." Alec chuckled before rolling his eyes at how stupid he sounded.
"Indeed," Carol said. "Mr Hebert mentioned the same thing about Taylor. In any case, I wanted to invite you to the photoshoot today. We could have an official introduction with all parties involved. I already spoke to Mr Hebert, and he agreed to join us. It starts at one today, down on Carlisle Lane. I'd be delighted if you could make an appearance too?"
Alec's eyes flicked back to the cheat sheet of names written for the phones. Some of them had very specific instructions,
'James – Only meet in West End Fuglys'
'Anthony -Tuesday' and Thursdays only'
'Nick – Call Allen if requests face 2 face meet.'
'Kyle – Do not agree to any deals'
There was no special instruction about what to do if someone wanted to meet David Wilbourn. But there also wasn't any instruction saying not to meet.
"Sure?" Alec agreed. He figured that Brian and Lisa must have some kind of system set up for 'David.' If he had an actual phone number on a real website that could be reached, then there'd have to be a person assigned to play him when needed. That'd make sense, Brian and Lisa were always prepared like that. "I'll see you there."
"Great!" Carol said, "I look forward to meeting you. I'll text you the details."
She hung up and a text message buzzed through a minute later. Alec pocketed the phone as a reminder to tell Brian and Lisa what happened as he left Brian's bedroom. He debated heading back to bed himself but figured that he should at least text Brian about what happened.
Brian walked through the front door before Alec could finish typing out his explanation and excuses.
"Oh, now you're home," Alec whined sarcastically. "Where were you ten minutes ago?"
"Out," Brian replied, raising an eyebrow at Alec's sass. "We were getting breakfast. Why are you so moody? And awake?"
"Bagel?" Aisha offered, holding out a bag as she appeared beside Brian.
Alec stared at the bag and then moved to grab it. Brian snatched it out of Aisha's hand first.
"That's mine," Brian grumbled to his sister. "Offer your own food."
"But I already ate mine," Aisha chuckled. "Besides, who orders a second bagel after they finish breakfast?"
"It's my lunch," Brian said back, already making his way to put his bagel in the fridge.
"Can you believe this guy?" Aisha said to Alec. "Rob's banks and gang hideouts for a living, and has a bagel for breakfast and lunch."
"What's wrong with a bagel?" Brian defended himself. "I like bagels."
"What's wrong, is that we should be having lobster or some gourmet shit on the daily," Aisha said as she threw her hands up in the air. "Yet this dork still eats like we're poor."
"Hey, a twelve-dollar bagel is not cheap," Brian playfully snapped back. Aisha simply shook her head and disappeared from both boy's perceptions. Brian's smile dropped as he forgot what he was doing, turning to Alec. "So, did you need me or something?"
"Oh, right," Alec said, pointing to his bedroom. "You're phone woke me up. Uh, one of your phones. At the desk. I might've… accidentally answered it…"
Brian's face fell from a neutral position to a grimace. "Which one?" He asked. Alec could feel the disapproval radiate off Brian.
"The-the David one," Alec explained. "Lisa's cover one. Her uncle? I think. I didn't even know she had an uncle. But that one."
"Shit," Brian swore under his breath, he took two steps towards his room before Alec pulled out the phone. "Who was it?" Brian asked, looking at the phone and moving to grab it from the boy. "What did they want?"
"Carol Dallon," Alec said with a guilty expression. "Lisa's hero girlfriend's Mom. Wanted to invite David to some photoshoot thing Lisa is doing today? Did you know about this?"
"No," Brian shook his head. "Well, Lisa gave me the cliff notes but I didn't ask much into it. What did you tell her?"
"I said that I'd be there and she told me to meet her at one," Alec explained.
Brian looked up at him with dumbfounded shock. "Why would you tell her that!?"
Alec shrugged. "I panicked. And it gave you options. I didn't know if you would've agreed or not, but I didn't want to say no and have you yell at me later for it."
"What options?" Brian groaned. "You just agreed to send a man who doesn't exist to meet a superhero lawyer. Why the hell did you think I'd say yes to that?"
"I thought you had a guy or something?" Alec explained.
"What guy!?" Brian gasped.
"You know, a guy. A guy to play David Wilbourn. An actor or some shit." Alec said, matching Brian's panicked energy.
"You think that Lisa would pay some random to act as her Uncle?" Brian sighed. "And here's an idea. If this hypothetical guy did exist, then wouldn't they have the phone labelled as David?"
"Well that's stupid," Alec retorted. "Brandish found the number online, she's obviously looking into Lisa's cover. You should have a guy play as him. What if she showed up on Lisa's door, huh? What then?"
Brian rubbed his temple. "David Wilbourn is simply a cover to pay for Lisa's apartment, car and taxes. David Wilbourn is a hardworking Brocktonite who takes long work trips across New Hampshire doing contract work. He's only home two days a week and those days are whenever the fuck someone isn't looking for him."
"Well that would've been helpful information to know," Alec sighed. "Maybe write that shit down instead of just 'Lisa's civilian cover' and a bunch of numbers."
"First of all," Brian growled. "You didn't need to know because you shouldn't be in my room answering my phones. And secondly, I did write it down, it was on the back page!"
"Oh…" Alec said quietly. There was a short pause where neither of them looked at each other. Finally, Alec spoke up again. "I'll just call her back, call the meeting off."
"No, no no no," Brian said, pulling the phone away from him. "You've done enough damage. No more talking to Carol Dallon. I'll… Brandish will probably call back once David doesn't show up. I'll send a text that he got called into work, hopefully, she'll drop the whole meeting thing. Fuck, I need to tell Lisa. See what she thinks we should do."
Brian pulled out his own phone and quickly dialled Lisa. After a few tense seconds of waiting for the call, he growled and looked back to Alec. "Went to voice mail, dammit Lise," He pulled the phone back up to his mouth. "Lime, L. Hey, we might have a problem. Alec went through my stuff and now David has agreed to meet Carol Dallon at your photoshoot thing. Call me when you get this. We'll sort this out… somehow."
"Can't we just hire someone to be David for a day?" Alec suggested. "Oh, what about that Merc Lisa works with. Dimitri? He could do it?"
Brian's stare told Alec how stupid of a plan that was, but Brian explained anyway. "David Wilbourn is an American, and Dimitri has a very Russian accent. Also, there's a chance that Dimitri has fought Brandish before. I don't know what Coil made him do. I ain't risking getting him near her. And I doubt he'd do it anyway."
Alec thought again. "What about… Faultline?"
"What about her?"
"We could pay her to… I don't know. Impersonate David."
"Okay, ignoring the fact that Faultline is both a woman and hates Tattletales's guts," Brian said dismissively. "She doesn't know Lisa's identity and we're not revealing that."
"Well, what about you?" Alec suggested. "You can look… mature at times. And you know Lisa, just be Uncle David for a day."
"Do I look like I could be Lisa's Uncle?" Brian said sarcastically.
"Oh, what about Alec then?" Aisha chimed in, reappearing between the two. "I got one of those fake glasses and moustache things, slap that on and call him David." She chuckled at her stupidly unhelpful suggestion.
"Look, just… forget it. Alright?" Brian said, putting his foot down on the conversation. "I'll wait for Lisa to get back to me. Otherwise, we'll just ignore this and hope that Carol Dallon doesn't chase us up." He shook his head and grabbed his keys before moving the leave the apartment. "I'm going out again. Aisha, stay here. Alec… don't touch anything."
"Where are you going?" Aisha asked.
"I gotta sort some shit out," Brian grumbled. "And buy a lock for my desk apparently." He slammed the door as he left, leaving Alec and Aisha to responsibly wait for everything to work itself out.
"So…" Aisha said, sliding up to Alec. "Wanna try my moustache idea?"
"Hmm…" Alec thought aloud. "Tempting, but I don't feel like getting skewered by Brandish today. What we need is a man who knows enough about Lisa to lie for her, isn't at risk for knowing her true identity and can't be traced back by a super lawyer after the meeting is done."
"What are you thinking?" Aisha asked.
Alec held up his arms and shrugged. "Honestly, I thought I could just pay some homeless bum fifty bucks to let me puppet him around for the day. But they could just go running to the cops after the fact. People are so unreliable that way." The idea was entirely a joke on Alec's part. He'd accepted that he'd fucked up. He'd let Brian fix it and expected to be yelled at by everyone later.
But then Aisha jumped up with a gasp of excitement.
"Wait! Wait, wait, wait!" Aisha said as she shook Alec. "That just gave me a really great idea!"
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Brockton Bay Hospital – An hour or so later
Aisha and Alec wandered through the hallways of the hospital, ignoring the odd side glances the staff gave them. Aisha hadn't explained her 'great idea' for the entire duration of the trip, as she wanted to leave it as a surprise. When the bus pulled up at the hospital, Aisha led the way down the halls.
While Alec was somewhat hesitant to sneak into a hospital in the middle of the morning, Aisha had this theory that as long as you look like you should be there, no one will question what you're doing. They were just two teens walking through and no one stopped to ask them what they were doing or who they were here to see.
"Okay, seriously?" Alec said as he was practically being dragged by the hand. "What are we doing here?"
"Almost there," Aisha said back. "Trust me."
They moved past several rooms of beds filled with patients and families. They were all larger rooms for the public, usually three or more families per room. Aisha ignored them all as she walked up to the main desk, ignoring the receptionist in favour of a chartboard hanging on the wall.
"Do you even know where we're going?" Alec asked, he'd gotten lost after the third completely identical hallway he was dragged down.
"Okay, so," Aisha began to explain, ignoring Alec's complaint. "Start of the year, my Mom OD'd. Called an ambulance, pumped her stomach, gave her a bed for a week or two and kicked us out with a giant 'fuck you' bill at the end of it. Standard stuff," Alec nodded his head to the grim story and how casually Aisha told it. "Spent a lot of time here with her 'cause Brian was busy. Got to know this place pretty well. Used to explore up and down here cause I was bored out of my fucking mind. On day three, I got a little stir-crazy and made a friend."
Her eyes lit up as she spotted a particular name in the chart. Tapping on the room number and moving to find it. They stood out in front of room 134, Aisha strolled inside without so much as knocking as Alec followed quietly behind.
"And your friend is?" Alec said, just along for the ride at this point.
"Meet John," Aisha said proudly, pointing to the only bed in the room.
A man lay in the bed. With dirty blonde hair and an unkempt beard, he looked sickly thin and had all kinds of drips and machines hooked into his arm. He didn't react at all to the intrusion into his room, and Alec was beginning to suspect why.
"Alright, I'll bite," Alec sighed. "Who the hell is John?"
Aisha shrugged. "I don't know. No one knows. He's just marked as John Doe. Found at the scene or some cape skirmish last year, no identity, no next of kin, no nothing. At least that's what the doctor told me when I asked. The dude's in a freaking coma, probably never gonna wake up again. But the hospital can't pull the plug on him without permission from family. So… here he lays." Aisha took a seat next to the bed and sighed nostalgically. "I used to just sit here and talk. Johns a great listener."
"You do know how insane you sound right now?" Alec said with a smirk.
Aisha huffed. "Like I said, I was bored and went a little stir-crazy. Besides, ranting all your problems to some lifeless husk is oddly therapeutic." Aisha's smile wavered at her memory but quickly returned as she looked at Alec. "So I was thinking-"
"That I should puppet John and have him act as Lisa's uncle?" Alec finished her batshit idea for her.
"Could it work?" Aisha asked.
"Do you mean, can I puppet a coma patient? Or will Carol Dallon actually believe it's Lisa's Uncle?" Alec asked.
"Both?" Aisha grinned back.
"Ehh, what the hell." Alec huffed. "It's worth a shot," He stood in front of the man and loosened his body, focusing his power to feel out the man's nervous system. The John Doe twitched violently as Alec ran through all the limbs. "Well… usually when I do this, people fight me on it. Either subconsciously or physically. Him being in a coma actually makes this rather easy." John Doe twitched some more, his arm lifting briefly before collapsing, a leg kicking out from the bed. "On the other hand…"
John Doe made a strange gurgling noise as Alec tried and failed to speak out of him. Both arms shot up, pulling his torso forward and out of the bed.
"It's alive!" Aisha cackled. Raising her arms in the air like a mad scientist bringing a zombie to life.
"Barely," Alec wheezed, trying to force the puppet to sit up. "His muscles are fucked. How long has he been in the bed?"
"Like, six months at least," Aisha said. "I mean, they move him from bed to bed. Think they massage him once a week too."
"Well he's weak as hell," Alec sighed. "The dude really needs to do some push-ups for once in his life."
"Ha ha," Aisha said sarcastically. "Can you make it work?"
"Yea-fmp," The puppet said through Alec's control. "Just givmph me a secomph to lossmph him up."
John Doe went through a handful of basic movement exercises, constricting and releasing his hands, rotating his head, readjusting his jaw, wiggling his toes and a handful of similar things.
"How are we going to get this guy out of here?" Alec asked as the puppet slowly got used to standing on his own two feet again. "Won't the hospital notice that their mystery man has gone missing?"
"According to the chart, the only person who checks on him is the night staff," Aisha explained. "Doubt anyone expects him to just get up and walk away, so as long as we have him back before late, they might not even notice."
The puppet was still walking slowly, but Alec could have plenty of time to increase his control on the move. Inspecting him closer, both Aisha and Alec agreed on two things.
"He needs a haircut," Aisha said first.
"And clothes," Alec added, noting his state of undress in hospital garments.
"He should probably have a shower," Aisha thought aloud. "Quick, go wash and shave him. I'll find some pants."
"Urgh," Alec sighed. "Do you have any idea how gross it is to shower a puppet? Oh, and he's starving. Get some food."
"How much time have we got till he's gotta meet Brandish?" Aisha asked as Alec shuffled the puppet towards the bathroom.
"Three hours, ish," Alec replied, looking at his phone. "Why?"
"Cause he needs a haircut, food and whatever pants I steal for him ain't gonna cut it," Aisha stated. "After we clean him up, let's get him a suit. And take him out to lunch."
Alec chuckled. "What? Is he going to chaperone our date or something?"
"Yes," Aisha smiled back. "Suit him up. Personal butler for the day. Minus that whole Lisa's Uncle business."
"As you wish," Alec laughed. "What do you want to do for lunch."
Aisha grinned devilishly as she made her choice. "Lobster!"
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The Photo Studio – Ten minutes past One o'clock
Carol Dallon smiled in that professional lawyer way that made it seem like she couldn't be less thrilled about whatever happened today. It made Alec feel incredibly unnerved, it was also incredibly ironic. Of the two people putting on fake smiles and shaking hands, only one of them felt dead inside, and it wasn't the coma patient who was being puppeted by a supervillain.
"Carol Dallon, a pleasure to meet you," Carol said as she shook the man's hand.
"David Wilbourn, likewise." The puppet, David said back. "Sorry, I'm late. Got uh… held up at lunch."
"Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to dress up," Another man said beside him. "I feel ill-prepared for today." He shot a hand up towards David. "Danny Hebert, nice to meet you."
"Oh, this old thing?" David said after shaking the man's hand. "I'm not usually one for a monkey suit. But I decided to throw this old thing on, y'know. To support my Lisa." He chuckled to which Danny joined in with. Carol added a polite 'ha ha' but it was obvious she didn't mean it.
"Where are the girls anyway?" Danny asked, looking towards Carol.
"They're just getting ready in the back," Carol said, leading the two men back into the main studio. "I already told them you'd be coming. I'm sure there overjoyed that you both came."
Danny Hebert gave a genuine smile at the thought while David Wilbourn struggled to keep a straight face.
"What's going on?" Aisha asked Alec. The two were seated in the building over from the studio, sitting. "Have you met Brandish yet?"
"Yes, just met her," Alec said, trying to keep focus on his puppet. "Taylor's Dad too. But fuck… I need to move this puppet over to the first seat I find and collapse into it. My control had improved over the last three hours, but this body was still terribly weak. It needs to rest after the most basic of walking."
Carol sat down next to him as Danny joined the two. An assistant to the photography studio rushed over and poured all three of them a glass of wine.
"What are you doing?" Aisha asked, obviously bored without the commentary.
Alec had never been a wine drinker as he never enjoyed the taste of it. The fact that his puppet was not the healthiest person at the table might have made the thought that drinking might not be the best idea. But, he was also here to give a good impression for Lisa and make up for his earlier mistake so… bottoms up. Besides, Alex wasn't drinking. Alec was sitting in a building over with Aisha having ice cream.
He clinked his wine glass with the other two as they got down to adult conversations.
"Not adult as in saucy, mind you," Alec said as he narrated what he did to Aisha, "Adult as in I lost interest the second Carol Dallon opened her mouth. She mentioned something about the 'schedule of today's events' and then some shit about media. PR talk for New Wave and some other stuff I completely zoned out of."
"Yikes, sounds dull," Aisha chuckled. "Why are we doing this again?"
"It was your idea," Alec whined back. "Oh great. Now Danny started talking about his job and life. He does something at the docks, not entirely sure what he said. He mentioned Taylor's mother once and quickly changed the topic and now the topic is… Oh god, they're both looking at me. I have to talk about something. Quick, think about something sophisticated and boring. What's David's backstory again!?"
"Yeah, I'm a… construction person," Alec said through David, very unconfidently. "I drive all over the state doing work out in the country."
"Oh, like a carpenter?" Danny asked, "What's that like? I work with a couple of them at the docks, but I imagine it must be completely different in rural areas."
"Well yeah," David said back. "But like, I do more than carpets. I build… houses and stuff."
"Yes?" Danny nodded, looking confused. "Do you enjoy it?"
His question felt painfully awkward. It reminded Alec of Taylor when she acted like a nerd. Like Father, like daughter, he assumed.
"Yeash, it's great," David said, slightly slurring his words. "I get to travel all over the world, uh, I mean state." He gestured with his hands while talking, but Alec forgot how weak the arms were and almost succeeded in spilling his drink. After a few stumbles, he caught the glass and returned an apologetic grin. "It's nice. Good time, my job is."
Carol silently grabbed the bottle of wine and placed it away from the table. She kept glancing at David with a concerned look as he continued to ramble on about his travels. Danny quickly interjected and steered the conversation back to just the two actual adults talking while David enjoyed the scenery.
Just when it became unbearably awkward and obvious that David had no idea what the hell he was doing here, a door opened up and three girls came walking out.
"There's our girls," Danny cheered happily. "Don't you all look beautiful."
"Somethings happened," Aisha said, nudging Alec. "Can see it on your face, what's going on."
"Quiet," Alec whispered. "The throuple arrived. All dressed up and shit."
"Oh, dressed up?" Aisha asked, her voice going up an octave. "All of them? Taylor too? What are they wearing, what are they wearing?"
"I don't know, dresses?" Alec sighed. "Taylor is green, Lisa is purple, Victoria is blue. And they have… hair and I think they have lipstick on."
"Wow, you're descriptive," Aisha said sarcastically. "Do they at least look hot?"
"Yeah, they're hot," Alec said back, not really paying attention to her.
Aisha leaned over and smacked Alec on the arm. Hard enough to make his puppet react with a small shoulder spasm. Everyone looked at David oddly before turning back to the approaching girls.
"What was that for?" Alec hissed.
"For checking out other women on our date." Aisha huffed as she crossed her arms.
"I wasn't… you asked me…" Alec said back. Aisha sighed dramatically and continued to act upset.
"You're gross, you know that," Aisha added with a mischievous smile. "She's your niece's girlfriend. Too young for you. And one of them is your actual niece."
"Oh shut up," Alec sighed. "Oh, now their all looking at me again."
Taylor and Victoria were giving David Wilbourn a confused and cautious glance. Neither of them said anything beyond general pleasantries, but there was definitely some tension in the meeting.
"You know," Alec said to himself. "It suddenly occurs to me that Lisa and Taylor have no idea about this plan. I'm just some random who's showed up, claiming to be Lisa's uncle. All she has to do is scream stranger danger and Brandish would gut me like a pig… Or shit, maybe T and Skitter plan to deal with me personally." There was a small window of panic where Alec might experience Skitter's wraith through the perception of a puppet, but thankfully that threat died down quickly. "Oh, never mind," Alec added. "I think Lisa's powers kicked in. She knows what's going on."
"She's smart like that," Aisha nodded. "Although, you are sure, right?"
Alec was watching through David's eyes. At first, a very confused, then shocked and horrified, then simmering angry Lisa work through her emotions. Finally, Lisa returned to her neutral smile and welcomed her 'Uncle' with a hug.
"Oh my gosh, Uncle David. What are you doing here? I thought you had work?" Lisa said, acting like the professional she was. "You really, really didn't have to come."
"Oh, I wanted to… support you," David said, welcoming the hug.
"Thanks, David," Lisa said in a very charming way before squeezing him in for a tighter hug. As she did, Lisa whispered into his ear, her tone switching to deadly serious. "Alec, I don't know why you're here. But if you screw this up, I am going to fucking murder you."
"Oh yes," Alec chuckled nervously as he replied to Aisha's question. "Pretty sure…"
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