My MGE/40k Shittypost

Alright. I have a few questions for any of you kind denizens of the wonderful place known as the internet.

1. Have any of you read that fanfic on FFN entitled "Lamia and Necron's Extravagant and Ridiculous Talent Show"? It's by me.

2. If not, could you read it, and tell me how to make it shittier?

3. In what universe is it plausible for Belisarius Cawl, Trazyn the Infinite, and an automaton Mamono, to get in a threesome? If it is not plausible in any universe, how many drugs do I need to make it happen?

4. How do I introduce Purple Drank into the story?

5. If any of you have experiences in shit posts, how do I make a good one?

6. Should I rewrite it to make it less shitty?

 

depends on if it is actual MGE automaton working on MGE metaphysics or a warhammer version. Also maybe a little how Slanesh mamano are in your setting, because the forces of chaos triumphant over the captured forms of some of their greater foes is a possibility.

otherwise, there’s always Cawl testing out a new servitor type, which is designed to increase morale in an efficient manner while Trazyn has disguised himself as a servitor or automaton as part of his plan to acquire Cawl for his galleries.

but if you want W40K/MGE peak storytelling, tell the tale of the Ultramarine Alp.

 

.... What.

 

I don't want it to sound like I'm being rude but:

-First of all this is not the place for this, if you want to ask questions you should do it in General, you'll attract a lot of bad blood if you do this precisely because it's not the right place. It may seem silly to you but many people are very disappointed when they see that there is no story here.

 

Wait, I thought something like this would not be appreciated in general, since it is related to writing?

And I think I saw a Q+A thread in the NSFW Creative Writing category, which is kinda what this is.

 

Unless you are posting stories, no.

Effin Q&A aren't welcome here, those are more in general.
It's in the title "CREATIVE WRITING", of which this ain't.

 

Yes, I know. The idea of rewriting a shitpost is kind of outrageous.

 

That... Wasn't my issue.

I was just so stupified i posted my immediate reaction to this being posted in this part of the site, with the issue it is.

... I might also be abit disappointed it isn't actually a crack fic about said crossover, just a misplaced thread.

 

Well then, I have been mislead.

 

So why didn't you ask your question there? There's a reason why that thread always stays in a prime spot: so that more threads don't get made with the same thing and people who are waiting for a story don't get annoyed. Don't worry, we all make mistakes.

 

Yeeeeeep.

I suggest calling up a mod to move the thread to NSFW general before someone gets... Rude upon being blue balled on a 40k/MGE crack fic

 

To be honest, I did not actually take a good look at that thread, which resulted in me thinking that it was one guy asking questions and everyone else answering, or the other way around.

 

How do I do that?

 

I'd be more skeptical that you managed to somehow do such an amazing error of comprehension...

But I'm old enough to have done stupider things

I think you just need to summon them with a mention or a PM. I dunno, never needed to do so.

 

I am clinically autistic.

 

We need to move this to General Biigoh

 

I would like to do that, but I do not know how.

 

... Have you brought the tribute?

Because I'm fresh out of leafs, and I'm not sharing my lolis.

 

I already summoned the mod

I'll send him something on Discord, he's online

 

Do I need to call the FBI?

 

The tribute has been sent although I think it will take a while because he hasn't answered me yet despite being online. It only remains to wait for the mercy of our Lord and Savior: Bii the Ancestral Tanuki

 

...Tanuki really is a mysterious being beyond my immortal comprehension...

 

The sacrifices the mods do to guide us to the right path...

 

Average mods. Real OG mods can maintin 10 accounts at the same time