Earth-Dispatch
Arrival: D Plus 50
"You're certain?" Special Agent in Charge Davis asked the two people standing in front of her desk that Monday morning. Steve and Courtney had spent the entire remaining weekend writing up their statements and helping officially close out their participation in the case, and now it was time to muster out.
"Yes ma'am." Steve Rogers nodded soberly to her after him and Courtney traded confirming glances. "It was a privilege to work with you, and we're glad that we could help resolve the case as quickly and relatively without cost as we did. But…" He shrugged. "This just isn't what we want to do. Not on a permanent basis."
"I deeply regret to hear that, Captain. Both personally
and professionally. But I understand your decision, and our door will always remain open. To either of you." she nodded.
"Thank you." Steve nodded. "We'll keep it in mind."
"I still can't stop wondering if Shroud is actually dead." Courtney fretted. "I mean, that was definitely one big explosion, but-" She shook her head.
"Guys like that? If you haven't found the body or at least a big enough piece of the body, then you can never be sure." Steve agreed.
"Absolutely." ASAC Washington nodded. "Granted, an explosion like that wouldn't leave any traces to find in the first place, so our complete lack of a corpse so far proves nothing. But we're certainly not cancelling the APB or the Interpol Red Notice. Seriously, we found enough bombs at the secondary sites to blow up half of Los Angeles... and plans to do exactly that in some kind of demented terror campaign. The terror alert out for Shroud is
never expiring after that. So even if he is still alive, he's still on notice."
"
If." Courtney agreed meaningfully.
Nick continued more reassuringly. "That having been said, there hasn't been a whisper of a trace of him all weekend. Or Toxic, who we
do know survived the battle and evaded capture."
"And in the distinctly more pleasant category of news, here's what we owe you." SAC Davis withdrew a pair of envelopes from a file folder on her desk and handed them over. "Compliments of the US Treasury, and thank you for your service as government contractors."
"Not that you might not be called on to testify later, but that's for later." Nick said. "For right now, you're free to go."
"Good luck, both of you. With whatever you choose to do." Davis stood to shake their hands.
"Farewell, ma'am." Steve answered for both of them. "And good luck closing out the case."
"Oh, we'll be eating out for
months on the busts we've made this weekend." Davis smiled. "And so will everybody else on the follow-ups from this case, whether federal, state, or local. Shroud's crime blitzkrieg over the past several months seems to have sucked more than half the organized super-crime in LA into his orbit… and now it's all imploded along with him. So with the thanks of a grateful nation,
well done. For both you and all your friends still at SDN – the honest portions of it, at any rate."
The duo finished their goodbyes and left the SAC's office, to be greeted at the door by the second of the two agents they'd originally met when first approaching the FBI.
"Come on, I'll walk you to the door." SSA Sullivan greeted them.
"Thanks, Tom." Nick greeted him. "My desk is
swamped right now. I can't spend a minute away from it that I don't really need to."
"Yeah, been a lot of that going around recently." His fellow agent joked back, and the two now-freelance heroes followed Tom into the elevator.
"Invisigal – Courtney – I want to apologize." he broke the silence as they headed down.
"For
what?" Courtney asked him confusedly.
"For the last time we'd worked together, and how it ended." Tom shook his head. "Back then we just took your testimony, threw you a bone for it, and then kicked you right back out the door without even
trying to act like we could offer you a hand up." He slumped dejectedly. "I was the evaluating agent who'd decided to write you off as incorrigible, and as recent events have more than proven I was
entirely wrong to have believed that." He shook his head. "If I hadn't made a snap judgement then… hadn't let myself get so offended at how you were acting that I didn't pay enough attention to what was really going on underneath… well, the fact is that I did. And that my doing so is why several more years were wasted for you, years that are
my fault."
"I really don't think they are." Courtney reassured him after a brief pause. "Because you were right. I
was fuckin' hopeless back then. I didn't even begin to trust anyone… least of all myself." Her voice turned soft and sad. "If you'd tried offering me a life-line back then, I'd have thought that it was just you running a con… or else giving me a gift-wrapped invitation to try and con
you. And then you'd have been right back at square one anyway, when I took your opportunity and pissed all over it."
Steve laid a reassuring hand on Courtney's shoulder but remained silent as Tom probed. "I don't think so. Seriously, just look at you now. We had to have missed
something."
"You're asking
me for mature introspection?" Courtney chuffed a laugh. "
Really not what I'm famous for. But… I think it only started for me when I did my last job for Shroud. When for the first time in my career I couldn't just grab and run, but was forced to actually stick around and look my victim in the face, to
see 'em get hurt and almost die… and know that they hadn't done anything to deserve it. When I finally couldn't pretend to myself anymore that what I was doing was just 'victimless crimes' or 'getting my own back'." She chewed her lip. "But even that realization only got me as far as finally hating how I was living and wanting to do something else. It didn't make me able to actually
succeed at doing it. Because even after I quit stealing I still couldn't let myself believe that I might ever
not be a worthless fuck-up… not until this guy came along." She cocked a thumb at Steve. "It's just impossible to not trust Steve, even when he's telling you something that you'd never believe coming from anyone else."
"Sounds like you should maybe consider a career as a counselor, Captain, not as an agent." Tom joked to him.
"I'm almost beginning to wonder." Steve chuckled. "But if you're asking for my opinion, Courtney, I think that even with everything I or anyone else could do, in the end it ultimately still had to come from inside you - and it did." He shrugged. "Maybe it didn't happen earlier because you just weren't ready until recently. Maybe these things take an irreducible amount of time, no matter how hard people try to do it faster. I'm not sure. But I am sure that the main credit belongs to you and not me. And that even if I'd never come here you'd still have gotten there on your own. Possibly not quite as quickly or as easily, but you'd have gotten there."
"Well, I'm just glad that I never had to find out." Courtney answered Steve lovingly.
"If either of you ever needs a friend on the force, you've got my number." Tom shook both their hands as they stepped out into the lobby. "And good luck to both of you – in whatever you choose to do." He quirked a smile. "As long as it's legal, that is."
"Goes without saying." Steve smiled back. "Stay safe, Tom."
Steve and Courtney stepped out of the Federal building in downtown LA and breathed in the bright morning air. "So, where do we go first?" Courtney asked.
"The bank, to cash these paychecks." Steve decided. "And then I think we should head to a car dealer and start looking at motorcycles."
* * * * *
Courtney laughed and deliberately rubbed the cotton candy on the tip of Steve's nose as retaliation for how he'd just dabbed some on hers. "You do know that 'I'm going to Disney Land' is a
meme, right?"
"But we had free tickets!" Steve protested piously. "We couldn't just
waste them!"
"I don't know what SDN's head office was thinking, emailing those comp passes to everybody involved in the Shroud case 'as thanks for their efforts'. As if that's going to make me any less likely to sue them." Courtney grabbed a napkin from her pocket and wiped the cotton candy off her nose and then Steve's as they both walked along through the lunchtime crowd at the famous theme park in Anaheim. "Still, doesn't mean I'm not going to take the free stuff and run."
"I thought you were giving that kind of thing up." Steve observed with a butter-wouldn't-melt-in-my-mouth tone of voice.
Courtney burst out laughing, immediately followed by Steve's more gentle chuckling. "But at least I waited until the rightful owner
gave it to me this time, so, progress!"
"What do you want to do first?" Steve asked her as they strolled away from the concession stand and deeper into the park.
"Space Mountain." Courtney decided immediately. "I've heard about it my whole life, and now I
finally have a chance to see it."
"You've never been here before? It's been right down the road from you the entire time." Steve asked curiously.
"Well, obviously the gene donors would never bother taking me." Courtney sighed. "As for why not come here myself later?" She looked up and around at the entire innocent, cheerful venue. "Just… didn't seem to be any point, I guess. Not if I was just by myself."
"Well, that's certainly not a problem for you today." Steve smiled down at her. "And… I'd like it to stay that way. For a very long time."
"I'd like that too." Courtney replied softly, and leaned further into Steve's arm as it came up around over her shoulders as they got into line at the attraction.
* * * * *
Courtney and Steve stood in the early evening twilight staring disgustedly at the motorcycle that had stubbornly refused to start no matter how much Steve had fiddled with the engine. "Fuckin'
seriously?" she swore. "We just
bought this thing!"
"Oh, the dealer's
definitely paying for a warranty repair." Steve agreed firmly as he pulled out his smartphone to call for a tow truck and an Uber. "Okay, our ride should be here soon."
"Eh, it was still a great day even with the annoyance." Courtney agreed. Soon enough the tow truck company came and loaded up their motorcycle for its trip back to the car dealer, and Courtney and Steve got into the back of the Uber that arrived for them shortly afterwards.
"Where we going?" the driver asked them.
"SDN Torrance branch." Steve answered.
"Need to pick up your, uh, thingy, from Royd?" Courtney asked him as the car set into motion.
"Yeah, Robert and him couldn't stop begging me for a chance to study it after they saw it, uh, stop that thing at the docks." Steve answered vaguely as they both glanced at the driver. "And I needed a place to store it securely while we went out anyway, so why not?"
"And we can catch a ride on from there, no problem." Courtney agreed. "Hey, isn't Robert's housewarming party later tonight?"
"It is." Steve acknowledged. "I helped chip in for a new couch, Mandy will be bringing it. What are you getting him?'
"Bluetooth speakers." She pulled out a small package from her amusement park swag bag. "Saw 'em in the gift shop, thought he'd like some for his tunes."
Steve looked up and noted a peculiarity about their route. "Excuse me, why are we taking the coast road?" he leaned forward to ask the driver politely. "It's a little out of the way."
"Traffic alert says the stoplights are blinking red all down 5
th Street, so if I took the direct route there we'd be stuck in stop-and-go for longer than if we just detoured around." The driver answered reasonably, as he held up his smartphone so Steve could see the flash notice on his traffic app. "Traffic computer must have blown a fuse or something."
"Ah. Sorry." Steve apologized.
The driver nodded back matter-of-factly. "Nah, it's good when people ask questions. Most accidents happen when people
aren't alert."
"I guess we're not the only ones having technical problems today." Courtney snarked.
"I guess not." Steve answered philosophically. "But if minor stuff like this is the worst that's going on for us, then we're still having a pretty good day."
"No kidding." Courtney agreed enthusiastically. "It is
so nice to finally be out of crisis mode for a whi-"
And then, as if tempting fate, a brilliant blue flash from the bridge windows of a freighter moored adjacent to the road that they were driving down suddenly brought every car on the road to a halt. The area went dark for several hundred yards around as all the street lights flared out and all the nearby buildings went dark.
"What the
hell?" their Uber driver cursed as he barely stood on his brakes in time to avoid hitting the car in front.
"Electromagnetic pulse." Steve noted crisply as he took in the situation. "Courtney, is your phone dead?"
"Fried." she said, looking at the blank screen. "Yours?"
"Likewise." Steve said, and the driver also held up his blank and dead smartphone.
"So, uh, what now?" their driver asked. "And what the hell even happened? I thought EMPs only came from, like, nuclear bombs and shit."
"Somebody is apparently doing reckless experiments with super-technology on board that ship." Steve noted, as he dug into his wallet for a hundred-dollar bill. "And while I've no doubt the authorities will get here soon enough, they don't know exactly where in this whole area the trouble is centered while we do. So before somebody over there gets away…" Steve trailed off.
"I guess we're back on the clock." Courtney agreed ruefully as Steve paid the driver. "Thanks for the ride."
"What, you guys cops or something?" their confused driver asked them as they both left the car.
"Or something." Steve agreed. "Stay safe."
The two heroes trotted swiftly over to the pier, taking care to stay out of easy view of anyone onboard the ship. Cap and Visi set their swag bags carefully down out of the way and cased the situation.
"I haven't heard any engine noises and we haven't seen anyone get off, so unless they're paddling a canoe they're still on that ship." Cap noted. "But whoever they are they
have to know that they just attracted a lot of attention, so they'll be as nervous as a cat up a tree."
"I scout ahead?" Visi asked.
"Yes, but first we both get on that ship. You trigger something, I can't support you from in here."
"So we both walk all the way across that open gangplank?" Visi shook her head. "Only one of us turns invisible."
"So we don't use the gangplank." Cap shook his head. "Climb on."
Visi looked down incredulously from where she was perched piggy-back on Cap's shoulders as her boyfriend literally
ran up the mooring line tying the freighter's bow to the shore, balancing on it as easily as if it were a level sidewalk. "This is
so cool." she whispered.
"Well, they say work that you love isn't really work at all." Cap agreed amusedly as they crept onto the silent forecastle. "Sealed." he whispered as they tried the nearest hatch on the forward superstructure.
"Bad guy's lab is up at the top of the rear tower thingy anyway." Visi nodded. "Okay, I don't see anybody moving topside so we can try creeping a little closer down the side there."
"Cargo hold's open, we can look down from here." Cap agreed, and a minute later they both whistled softly as they peered down into the blackened expanse.
"Are those
laser turrets?" Visi whispered incredulously at the rows of deactivated weapons mounts spaced evenly around the inside of the cargo hold, mounted high up on the walls where they'd turn the entire hold into a killing floor.
"Automated sentry guns for interior security." Cap noted. "Looks like their fire control's been fried by the EMP as well. This isn't a normal ship, it's like a HYDRA laboratory that floats or something."
"If it's a bad guy lair, then where's the bad guys?" Visi looked at Cap alarmedly.
"Either waiting to ambush us, or else already taken out by something else on this ship even more dangerous than they were." Cap said worriedly. "This is the point at which it's usually best to call for backup."
"Except our phones are bricked." Visi reminded him. "And if we go back ashore, whatever or whoever this is gets away scott free."
"Marine radio." Cap decided. "The emergency backup gear will probably be old-fashioned enough it didn't have microchips to fry – and more importantly, it would have been stored while turned
off and also run on batteries. So all we'd need to do is turn one on again and voila, we can call the Coast Guard."
"Where would they keep 'em?" Visi asked.
"If this were a Navy ship I'd know where the survival kits are supposed to be, but there's no guarantees a civilian vessel would be equally as thorough about precautions." Cap nodded. "Only place that we could find one for sure would be the radio room… which is right up there alongside the bridge." He nodded at the superstructure tower the EMP flare had originally come from.
"
Now I go invisible and scout ahead." Visi insisted firmly.
"I could try climbing up the outside of the superstructure and in through the bridge windows." Cap suggested.
"Then you're a sitting duck for any sniper sitting anywhere within half a mile of this place." Visi shook her head.
"No backup, blacked-out ship, and now we're splitting the party." Cap sighed. "This deal is getting worse all the time."
"Oh, if only we
could leave a garrison here." Visi completed the Star Wars meme.
Cap shrugged helplessly and they both crept into the bottom level of the superstructure.
"Emergency generator for the bridge." Cap noted the clearly marked stencils on one nearby hatch. "Let's see if I can restart it." Moving cautiously and keeping a lookout all around the duo entered the auxiliary engineering space and after a minute of work, Cap managed to get the power back on. Dim emergency lighting flickered into place all through the superstructure.
"Okay, now there'll be power for the main radios as well – assuming any of that gear survived." Cap said.
"Yeah, but if any bad guys are still conscious after that boom now they'll know-" Visi shrugged. "Still, we couldn't
not do it, we needed the lights just to see where we're going."
"Hopefully they'll think one of their own guys did it." Cap said. "I'll wait here to ambush whatever damage control crew they send, you head up there and scout it out. If there's few enough we can take them-"
"-I step back and enjoy watching my boyfriend punch more bad guys." Visi grinned. "But if the odds suck too hard, then we
do fall back."
Visi kissed Cap for luck and then went transparent, as she headed up the nearby stairs towards the upper superstructure. Cap took up an ambush position across the hall from the generator room and waited.
A distant sound of footsteps along the metal deckplates made him tense. Someone was coming-
A single disreputable looking goon with a thin brown crewcut and dressed in stained blue coveralls came fumbling his way down the passage, mumbling indistinctly to himself under his breath. The man stopped in apparent confusion at the generator room door already being open, then shrugged and stepped inside. Cap stealthily stepped forward to take his clear shot at the man's unguarded back-
-and at the last second the man turned around and flicked his hand directly at Cap's face, spattering him with searing caustic drops he'd somehow conjured out of nowhere. Cap's blink reflex was
just barely quick enough to save his vision, but even so enough of the searing acid had gotten past his eyelids to leave him half-blinded and trying to squint painfully through floods of tears. A super-strong kick caught the temporarily defenseless super-soldier square in the chest and ragdolled him right back out the door and across the hall to land flat on his back in the opposite compartment.
"Surprise!" Cap heard Toxic's voice gloating cheerfully. "Didn't expect me to hit so hard, didja? But I've had an
upgrade since the last time we met. I'm more juiced than I've
ever been!" Toxic laughed triumphantly. "And I'm not the only one!"
Several decks above Visi stopped as she thought she just
barely heard faint noises from below, and then resumed her movement after a careful pause to look-and-listen. The corridors of the ship were disturbingly empty – whatever supervillain crew had been using this place for a lab site had apparently already evacuated. Which was absurd, as her and Steve would have seen them leave, unless they were all hiding out belowdecks-
After a careful pause to renew her invisibility Visi came out onto the bridge level and began a swift yet thorough sweep of the hallways. Nothing visible, no movement, no suspicious sounds- and there was the armored steel hatch clearly labelled 'Radio Room'…
Below decks, the blinded Cap hurriedly kipped-up to his feet and charged forward to meet Toxic's rush. Ignoring where he thought the acid villain might be, he instead ran to grasp where he remembered the edge of the compartment's open hatch had been and with his full strength he slammed it shut as hard as he could. As Cap had hoped, the villain's pause to gloat had meant the was still only in the process of entering the room despite the time Cap had needed to recover, and so the swinging steel hatch slammed directly into Toxic's face with Cap's full strength.
"Mmmph!" the acid villain screamed in rage as he was sent reeling back into the hallway and chipped several teeth. The blinded Cap knew he'd have only a moment before Toxic resumed his rush, and fighting an opponent at least as strong as himself and who had flesh-melting acid skin was a bad enough idea even when you
could see. But if he could-
A vigorous leap brought Cap's hands level with the ceiling, and his rapidly flailing arms managed to find the overhead pipe he'd been hoping to grasp. Rapidly sliding his other hand down the pipe until his fingertips found the protrusion he'd been hoping for, Cap firmly grasped one of the nozzles of the overhead sprinkler system and snapped it right off the firemain pipe with his full strength. The downpouring water cleared Cap's vision enough for him to see that Toxic had just re-entered the room, and rather than kick at the villain the dangling Cap instead swung forward from where he hung on the piping to clasp both ankles around Toxic's neck and
pull the villain sprawling forward into the compartment to be flung heavily into the far wall.
Cap dropped down, twisting nimbly in mid-air to face off against Toxic as the villain regained his feet, and the acid villain's face twisted in alarm as he realized that not only was he trapped in a small compartment with Cap between him and the door, but the water flooding down from the broken sprinkler system was washing away enough of his acid coating to neutralize his advantage. And just as his plight really began to sink in, Cap leapt furiously to the attack without a further word.
With clenched fist raised, Visi rounded the corner of the hatch and stepped into the radio room. Several lights dimly flickered on nearby panels, the emergency generator having restored power to some of the systems. She noted in passing that the gear was indeed mostly antiquated models as Cap had anticipated, with the oldest components dating from the analog era and thus very likely to still be functioning now that power had been restored after the EMP. After a final look around to make sure nobody was lurking in ambush, she reached out to switch on the radio-
-and was knocked to the floor, barely conscious, by the electrical shock trap that had already been wired into the panel.
"
Ungggh!" Toxic grunted in pain as his brawling punch was swiftly parried. Cap trapped Toxic's punching arm by twisting it up in his own and then lifted Toxic bodily off his feet to literally bounce him off the ceiling and leave him prone on the floor. Toxic gritted and concentrated on activating his flight powers, rocketing right up off the floor to tackle Cap into the bulkhead, then throwing a furious flurry of punches into his momentarily stunned opponent.
Toxic crumpled over in pain when Cap's furious heel stomp almost broke his foot, and then Cap used the momentary opening to swing Toxic around into a furious bear hug from behind and bore down with his full strength. Toxic screamed in rage and took off flying again, starting to slam the hero bodily off the walls and ceiling as he left Cap with absolutely no leverage to control Toxic's movements anymore now that his feet were off the ground.
Grunting at the impact as Toxic furiously flung himself backwards against the wall again and again, Cap gritted his teeth at the watered-down acid stinging his forearms and chest through his slowly dissolving leather jacket and crushed the villain's ribcage as hard as he could, trying to compress his chest and cut off Toxic's breath.
"You don't know to rig an EMP like that. If you're here, Shroud's here!" Cap spat grimly.
"No
duh, steroid brain!" Toxic sneered back in-between gasps for air. "And you won't
believe- what he's got planned- for that backstabbing little bitch-"
Expertly timing his move, Cap bent backwards and deliberately went along with Toxic's motion just as the villain tried to slam them both back up against the wall yet again. Flipping Toxic up and over him in a devastating reverse suplex, Cap had the acid villain turned upside down and slammed back into the steel bulkhead with the both the full force of Cap's muscles
and his own momentum. Stunned, Toxic posed no effective resistance as Cap straightened up and swung Toxic back around like cracking a whip to dash the villain's skull against the steel deckplates. Cap then hauled him up by the throat and slammed his back against the bulkhead while his other hand wound up for the most desperate haymaker he'd ever thrown, and the punch took Toxic square in the head and solidly compressed the villain's already multiply-battered skull between Cap's indomitable fist and the hull of the ship. Thoroughly concussed, with an almost certain skull fracture, and
extremely unconscious, Toxic fell as limply to the ground as a spilled sack of rice.
The electrical lights all flickered as a distant cry of pain sounded through the chip.
"Courtney!" Cap cried in alarm, and pausing only long enough to pull the armored compartment hatch shut from the outside and jam the handle of a fire axe taken off a nearby wall mounting through the hatch wheel to jam it shut and trap Toxic in the improvised steel cell, Cap frantically ran for the stairway and up the decks to the bridge.
Visi regained alertness just in time to see Shroud plucking her inhaler out of her jacket pocket. Still dazed from the electric shock, her attempt to punch him was only met by an effortless jab from the cattle prod Shroud held in his other hand which sent her right back down to the radio room deckplates, teeth helplessly chattering.
"
Did you truly delude yourself that you could escape my vengeance, Courtney Doe?" Shroud mocked her.
"Or that your knight in shining armor would ride to your rescue yet again? You are a petty parasite, forever propped up only by the effort of others. You lie and you steal and you take, but you never produce. You never give."
His only reply was Courtney's weakly upthrust middle finger.
"You will not die just yet." Shroud mocked the defenseless woman coolly, as he withdrew the antique revolver from within his long jacket.
"First you will live just long enough to know that-" A slight beeping from Shroud's pocket interrupted him, and he swiftly withdrew a remote control just long enough to raise an eyebrow at the readout.
"Ah, Toxic has been defeated, and now he rushes to your rescue."
"If you start running… maybe you can live long enough to jump out the window before he catches you." Courtney grinned defiantly up at him from the floor.
"That will not be necessary." Shroud mocked her, entirely unconcerned. "
Three… two… one…"
Courtney's defiant expression fell away to horror as the sound of several explosive charges detonating echoed thunderously from the nearby stairwell.
"Zero." Shroud finished icily. "
I did underestimate him before, several times, but it is of no matter. My trap today was perfectly planned. Perfectly baited. And perfectly executed. And it made sure to incorporate redundancies, one of which the Captain has just encountered." Shroud chuckled.
"I hate you both, you know. Even more than Mecha Man now. Him for having been the catalyst for all my defeats, and you for having unaccountably been the worthless whore that he was inexplicably besotted with and the only reason he stayed here at all! But now you will die helpless and alone, with the last thought echoing in your otherwise empty mind that the man you love has also done the same." Shroud chuckled.
"I calculate that the Captain will still have survived that explosion. He will still be heroically dragging himself up those stairs, inch by painful inch, desperate to save you in time."
Courtney was kicked back down to the deckplates as she unsteadily tried to rise again, and then her eyes opened wide in horror as Shroud dropped an unpinned smoke grenade on the deck directly adjacent to her.
"And he will never arrive. I will make certain of that. Just as you will certainly die here, choking on your own pathetic weakness. Good-bye, Courtney. We will not speak again."
Gasping and choking, Courtney curled up on the floor in despair as she felt the passages in her lungs spasm shut. Her vision began to dim as she knew, she just
knew that the minute or two of residual oxygen in her blood would be the last breaths she ever drew, just as Shroud would go back downstairs and finish off the weakened Steve, because even he would barely be able to move after walking directly into that many land mines-
Her palm slammed flat on the floor as she pushed herself upright.
Get up, Courtney. Get on your fucking feet! Because if you can't save Steve… then you can damned well avenge him!
Forcing back her panic and growing unconsciousness on sheer willpower, Courtney frantically looked around the compartment.
Know where the bad guys are… know the terrain…
Hatch closed. Won't have enough strength or time to finish opening it. Barely a minute of oxygen left. Need to restart my breathing- but the compartment's full of smoke- and where there's smoke there's fire-
The saying echoed incongruously through Courtney's head, leaving her blinking at the irrelevancy of it – before her eyes opened in realization. Focusing her gaze with fanatic determination on a little orange-painted box hanging on the compartment wall, she shakily stepped towards it, desperately marshalling all her failing strength and fading vision to hopefully reach it before- but she was already starting to black out-
Cap shakily regained consciousness, still bleeding from his nose and one ear from the force of the concussive blast he'd just taken. Shroud had left multiple IEDs taped in strategic locations on the stairwell walls and then covered up with duct tape and gray spray paint, almost entirely invisible in the dimly lit gloom until it was too late. The motion-sensitive proximity fuse discreetly glued to the overhead had left no tripwire or trigger that he could have seen, and while his superhuman resilience had gotten him through a confined-space explosion that would have turned an unenhanced person into a dying sack of flesh pulp without even any broken bones, he was still heavily concussed, badly bruised over most of his body, and looking at hours of recuperative time even with his regeneration before he'd be in fighting shape again.
And he didn't have minutes, let alone hours. Shroud stood gloating at him safely out of reach at the top of the stairway, the heavy revolver in his hand levelled directly at him.
"Before I kill you, there's one thing I'd like to tell you." Shroud chuckled.
"She's going to die first, choking and suffocating, and the very last thought that echoes thorough her despairing mind will be that you failed to reach her in time."
"Swear to God… I will
end you." Steve slurred half-consciously. "I've met Nazis… I hated less than you…"
"The Nazis." Shroud scoffed.
"That delusional madman only dreamed of conquering the world. I will succeed at doing so."
"You… and half a million other idiots… all the same. And you all… never getting close." Steve slowly, painfully, dragged himself facedown up another step.
"You never comprehended my true plan." Shroud scoffed.
"Controlling the crime of Los Angeles? Why would I care only about a petty sandbox? It was a means to an end, nothing more." Shroud gloated.
"This end." He proudly tapped the brilliantly glowing capsule inset into in the interface socket on the side of his head with one finger.
"Even with the lesser pulse reactor capsules I could construct, my predictive technology still granted me intelligence greater than any other human who had ever lived. But with the true Astral Pulse, I see everything. It's all there. Every permutation, every outcome. I could see exactly how to manipulate you and her into this trap, every faultless step occurring exactly according to my design. And I can do the same to Robert, and I will. And after all those who have wronged me have suffered, I can go on to do the same to the world."
"So shoot me then." Steve defiantly gasped, still barely able to raise up to one knee. "Use up all the bullets you got left. I'll still have enough gas left in the tank… to take you with me."
"Your beloved is dead now." Shroud's words chilled Steve's blood.
"Her maximum possible survival window has just expired." He levelled the revolver at Steve's face.
"One bullet for you. The last one for Robert. Good-bye, Captain Amer-"
And the words died in Shroud's throat with a helpless gasp as a set of invisible fingers
plucked the Astral Pulse directly out of his cranial socket, while Courtney's other hand rapidly yanked Shroud's arm upwards and twisted his wrist enough to make him drop the gun.
With a contemptuous shove to Shroud's back the materializing Courtney sent the elderly man, still mentally paralyzed from his sudden loss of nigh-omniscience, sprawling face-first down the stairs to land almost nose-to-nose with Steve. The villain and the super-soldier both looked up to see a triumphant Courtney standing on top of the stairs, the blue-gleaming Astral Pulse held high in one hand… and the plastic bag of a maritime-issue Emergency Escape Breathing Device, a self-contained head-sized sack attached to a fifteen-minute oxygen capsule, firmly pulled over her head.
Steve began to helplessly chuckle as he took in the entire situation, and then he grinned weakly up at Courtney. "…I had 'em on the ropes."
And for a long minute, the stairwell was filled with nothing but tearful embraces and laughter.
* * * * *
"You're
sure you don't need to go to the hospital?" SSA Sullivan asked Cap as the paramedics finished cleaning out his various cuts and scrapes and tut-tutting at the several chemical burns spotting his hands and arms. Behind them, the despondent Elliot Connors slumped nigh-catatonically in his restraints as he was loaded, unresisting, into the back of a police vehicle. Toxic's still-comatose body was being loaded into the back of an ambulance, surrounded by heavily-armed agents, as the dockside parking lot was positively full of blinking lights and emergency vehicles.
"Eh, I'll walk it off." Steve waved his concerns away. "By this time tomorrow you won't even see any marks."
"Give it up, Tom." Courtney said affectionately. "We've still got a housewarming party to get to tonight, and no way are we missing it."
"One thing I can't figure. How the hell did Shroud's prediction tech blow the trap with Courtney so badly?" the agent asked.
"The thing about equations is, if you don't have any numbers to plug in then even the best calculator in the world can't get you any answers." Steve said. "Shroud's 'perfect plan' could take into account every factor he knew or could even logically guess at – but apparently he didn't know the
slightest thing about ships or sailing, or else he'd have accounted for the fact that every seagoing vessel stashes emergency breathing gear in almost every critical compartment. It's the only way the crew can get out of confined spaces like that in case of a fire without dying of smoke inhalation. What I don't get is how Courtney knew about it. I got taught basic shipboard damage control in SHIELD training, but she was never in the Navy or anything like it."
"Remember that battleship movie I made you watch a couple nights ago?" Courtney giggled. "You spent half the movie ranting about how unrealistic the procedures were and how the plot would never have worked on a real ship. And at the last minute I remembered what you'd said then about oxygen gear."
"Oh
no." Steve moaned as he despairingly facepalmed. "Are you saying that letting you torture me with that thing is ultimately what saved my life? I am
never getting control of the TV remote back, am I?"
"
Never." Courtney gloated viciously, and everybody laughed.
"Well, that closes the case." SSA Sullivan shook his head. "Talk about a standout entry for America's Dumbest Criminals. That guy had
everything he'd been going after already in the palm of his hand and a free and clear escape route, but instead he does
this. If he hadn't deliberately stuck around to try and personally get back at you and the others, nobody would ever have caught up to him."
"Tolkien said it best." Steve shrugged.
"Evil will oft evil mar."
"Ain't that the truth. Well… thanks again. Captain." He chuckled. "Oh, and it occurs to me that since you officially signed out of government employ this morning and were private citizens just now,
you two are eligible for the reward that was posted yesterday for Shroud's capture."
"Wait, you'd posted like a
million dollars for him." Courtney blinked. "He was in Ten Most Wanted territory!"
"Two million. And you can come by the office tomorrow to pick up the check. Again." Tom chuckled.
"
I pick the motorcycle this time." Courtney immediately insisted.
"That's entirely fair. You caught the bad guy." Steve agreed.
"Can I give you guys a ride anywhere?" Tom asked as they stood up to leave.
"Robert's apartment." Steve said. "We're late for the party. Oh, and if you want to come, I think they'd be glad to have you."
"Thanks, but I'm going to be working late tonight." Tom turned them down cheerfully as he turned to look at where Shroud's prisoner transport had recently left the lot. "But thanks for the collar. Nick's gonna
flip when he hears he missed this."
After a short ride the agent cheerfully bade the disheveled pair of heroes farewell, and they headed up the stairs to Robert's apartment.
"Sorry we're late." Steve greeted the room full of partygoers as they all turned to look in shock at the battered and scraped duo.
"Shroud lured us into a deathtrap on the way here, we had to hero our way out of it." Courtney tossed off unconcernedly. "Y'know, the usual."
"You two simply can't stay out of trouble for a
minute, can you?" Blazer fussed at them. "You're sure you're all right?"
"We're fine." Steve assured her. "And Shroud and Toxic are on their way back to prison… and this time, neither of them is
ever going to be leaving. FBI's hauling them off right now."
"You have got to give me the whole story." Robert greeted them both enthusiastically. "But we can do that later. For right now, come in and sit down before you fall down."
"Why didn't you
call us?" Flambae broke in. "You tried to tackle him all by
yourselves? Idiots!" he cursed them affectionately.
"That was the first thing we thought of, but he jammed our comms." Courtney said. "Really, it wasn't a bad trap. Shroud put a
lot of effort into it."
"Which is why you will hurt yourselves
laughing when you hear how he fucked it up at the end." Steve broke in cheerfully. "Seriously, it was the biggest pratfall I'd ever seen in my life. He was so busy focusing on me he drastically underestimated Courtney, and she left him not knowing which way was up."
"Then congratulations." Chase greeted Courtney warmly, as she blushed. "And since there's no fool like an old fool, let me take this opportunity to publicly admit that when it came to you, I didn't know what the fuck I was talkin' about." He shook Courtney's hand warmly. "You did good. I'm happy for you." He looked around at the Z-Team. "God help me, I'm even startin' to think you dipshits might not be entirely worthless." he groused. "It's senile dementia finally catchin' up to me, I'm sure."
"So, I'm assuming you lost my housewarming gift in this deathtrap." Robert tried to joke.
"Yeah, the EMP he used trashed the speakers I was going to get you." Courtney smiled as she withdrew her hand from her jacket pocket. "But I still managed to snag a little knickknack for you as a replacement. I hope you don't mind."
Robert stared down in awe at the blue-glowing Astral Pulse sitting on Courtney's palm. "Holy
shit. How did you find it?"
"Shroud found it." Steve answered for her. "Turns out his whole 'take over the crime in LA' plan was just to get himself enough contacts and resources to turn the whole town upside down searching for it. Apparently he turned up the lead he needed right before the big raid we did – that's why he put so much effort into faking his death and pulling out. Everything else was expendable."
"And
after he'd almost won everything, then the dumbass fucked up and delivered it right to us." Courtney laughed as Robert held up the Pulse and stared at it wonderingly.
"Now I really
am going to have to pay for a new suit." Blazer tried to joke.
"Yeah." Chase agreed, his face melancholy. "I guess Mecha Man really does ride again in the end."
Robert stared resolutely down at the Astral Pulse… and then turned and tossed it to a surprised Royd, who barely managed to snag it out of the air by reflex. "Maybe later. But for right now, I've got a different idea." He looked up at the whole assembly. "When Shroud had me captive, I taunted him with having been such a dumbass that the only thing he could think of to do with the Astral Pulse was obsess on it as a singular tool of petty revenge instead of taking his design and mass-producing it to help solve the energy crisis or other things."
"I remember." Coupe nodded quietly. "Really, you were quite vivid in your wording."
"So I'd be kinda a hypocrite if I just went back to doing the same thing myself." Robert looked at Royd. "Our Proto-Pulse experiments had already managed to solve
every gearhead problem regarding the Pulse's assembly. The only thing we were never able to crack - that we were never going to crack – was the one missing key insight on the science genius end." He smiled at Royd. "But now that we've got the original to work with, you think that we can put that on your workbench and reverse-engineer it to finally solve the last piece of the puzzle?"
Royd grinned back wildly. "I tink that I really want us to
try."
"Robert?" Chase looked at him wonderingly. "You really giving it up?"
"No." he shook his head. "But I am willing to put it on hold while we finish the more important part first. That's not a sacrifice, that's just patience." He drew Chase into a reassuring hug. "Two generations of Mecha Men died in that suit. I know you were always terrified that I'd be the third – that you never wanted me to climb back into that thing in the first place. And now that I'm not alone anymore, I finally understand why. So maybe I'll live in that suit again later on, or maybe not. But even if I do then I'm going to
live in it, not die in it."
Everybody pretended to ignore Chase sniffling in joy as he hugged his unofficial nephew tightly
"And that's what you'll be doing
tomorrow." Blazer gently insisted as she drew Robert into her embrace away from Chase's. "Because for tonight… I really want to dance."
"Hell yeah!" Prism cheered. "I brought the tunes, so let's put that shit
up!"
Everybody gleefully hit the improvised dance floor as Prism queued up a song on her playlist and the music started.
I wake up exhausted, even in the morning
Like I'm made out of decaf, I'm barely running
Oh, and I hate parties
It's just too many bodies
I don't like small talk, I'm always leaving early
Steve and Courtney fell into a world of their own as all the other couples at the party did likewise, and even the singles cheerfully paired off to share a dance. Their eyes met as the next chorus spoke directly to their hearts.
Then I met you and my eyes changed
And now you're in my eye range, I'm gunning for you
You changed my heart in a big way
Now every day's a celebration and I wanna say
When you're around, it's already alright
Already alright, like a radio
I'm tuning into you
(I'm tuning into you)
You're turning me on
(You're turning me on)
* * * * *
Author's Note: In the draft version, Steve saved Courtney in the end. But now that the story's fully evolving, it worked out
so much better when I did it the other way around. Steve's been coming in clutch for everyone throughout the whole story, so now she finally gets to be the one who comes in clutch for him. (Thanos) Perfectly balanced, as all things must be.
Yes, the Avengers quote is deliberate. Courtney didn't even get it from Steve, that never came up in conversation. She just thought it anyway. Truly some things are timeless even across alternate timelines.
You can of course see how Shroud baited them into the trap with the free tickets and the traffic hacking and all. (Also, Toxic had poured sugar in their gas tank). He had the Astral Pulse running at full power through the whole sequence, he could predict them perfectly. Right up until the part where he got his ass kicked by his own tunnel vision and ignorance, just like Shroud always does.
And also because your author actually did use to be in the Navy and was pleased as punch that his knowledge of obscure damage control procedures finally had a practical use for the first time in decades. Because the EEBD is indeed a legitimate piece of gear that military ships ubiquitously have laying around in wall boxes practically everywhere. Not sure if civilian ships do IRL, never been on one, but for purposes of this story they do.
And so Robert finally gets the Astral Pulse back… but only after he doesn't need it anymore to be complete. So while he will rebuild the suit eventually, he'll get the
important stuff taken care of first.
Chase ends up not getting his big hero moment, because when you introduce big changes to a narrative's setup you pay the price of not being able to perfectly reproduce all the stations of canon. But honestly? He doesn't need to kill himself proving that he's a hero in this fanfic, anymore than my Courtney needed to catch a bullet to prove herself. They've already proven themselves, so I'll just let them
be happy instead. Chase lives to see Robert let go of his self-destructive obsession and find happiness and a new life without even having to abandon his old legacy as the price of that, as well as finally find acceptance in himself and receive closure for his old guilts, and that will make him happier than a dozen magic amulets. So the tragic last ride of Track Star, while epic, is also not necessary here and so I gladly sidestep it.
The song at the end is 'Radio' by Bershy, which is indeed the song that plays in the game at Robert's housewarming party. So I pay homage to the game by using it here.
And here we are. The big bad is finally defeated and the day is saved. All that's left now is to find out which sunset our heroes will ride off into. Should be only a couple more chapters and we'll be done.