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QQ Pride! Questionable Merchandise!

Discussion in 'Announcements and Rules' started by tehelgee, Apr 1, 2019.

  1. tehelgee

    tehelgee The stern gaze of justice. Administrator

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    Do you consider yourself a pervert? And proud to be one? If so... why not acquire some delicious hand-holding merchandise and show it off to everybody?

    Now available online for a cheap cheap price of your offline reputation.

    We have shirts!
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    We also have coffee mugs!
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    Replenish all those lost fluids with a dashing QQ brand water bottle!
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    Coming soon: QQ brand sex toys!

    But wait... there's more!

    If you purchase Questionable Questing merchandise, you'll get to join a private club where no one judges you. You'll be able to smile and look at the vanilla members of Questionable Questing with a superior elite look.

    Not even the mods will be able to stop your elitism!
     
  2. Paradosi

    Paradosi UDW

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    I gotta admit, the styling of Questing on that "QQ brand water bottle" is pretty dope.
     
  3. KinKrow

    KinKrow A DREAM ABOUT DREAMING

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    I have never been more disappointed in April Fools day's existence.

    *sadly puts money back in wallet*

    You should have included a fake link to a Rick Roll.
     
  4. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    *Eye's The Date* 'Hmmmmmmmm'
     
  5. KinKrow

    KinKrow A DREAM ABOUT DREAMING

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    I was actually gonna start offering design advice before going, "No. This is too good to be true."
     
  6. Zam138

    Zam138 Slower Writer Than GRRM

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    AAAAAARGH. Curse you Calendars! I thought this was reeeeal! TTuTT
     
  7. HypoSoc

    HypoSoc The mind is such a fragile plaything.

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    Top tier 1st gag. Funny, non obtrusive, original, not mean in the slightest.
     
  8. Iandude0

    Iandude0 Versed in the lewd.

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    I would unironically pay for that water bottle. It's aesthetically pleasing and I don't have to explain the words questionable questing to my DnD group. They'll just assume I'm ribbing them. xD
     
  9. Frakir's brother

    Frakir's brother Experienced.

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    I would have bought the True Deviancy.
     
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  10. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone Gone for Good

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    You know, this isn't that bad of an idea if you want to one day do it.

    I would buy the "Your anus may be in danger" one just for laughs.

    The true deviancy shirt made me crack up, I would wear it.

    Shame it is an April 1st joke.
     
  11. KinKrow

    KinKrow A DREAM ABOUT DREAMING

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    Says you, I was gonna buy a couple of those.
    It is indeed a sexy bottle.

    Unfortunately for you your entire party are probably QQ'ers lol
    That was the one I thought could use a little work.

    Crop it from being a rectangular image into a circle, and put a border around it that matches the sleeve colors.

    Would have actually looked pretty dope.
     
  12. Zawar

    Zawar Know what you're doing yet?

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    I would buy if it were legit
     
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  13. Darth.Bill

    Darth.Bill Versed in the lewd.

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    That's what you think, but then you show up and one of them is wearing one of the shirts.
     
  14. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone Gone for Good

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    That would look pretty dope, but I think the background isn't needed.

    I mean, it doesn't even have to be like that. You can easily remove the background and just have hands holding. Maybe if the skin color doesn't work, maybe have it be drawn in blue and pink or some such like those Obama Hope posters, but without the background.

    Edit: Somehow it was missing the first sentence.
     
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  15. Enigmatic

    Enigmatic I will become the ultimate little sister!

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    Ah. So begins April Fools' Day, my most despised Holiday...at least this "prank" was decent.
    ...
    Now I wait until my inbox fills with alerts from fanfic authors I follow claiming they're abandoning their stories, quitting writing, killing themselves, etc.
     
  16. tehelgee

    tehelgee The stern gaze of justice. Administrator

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    All the online t-shirt generators we could find sucked balls in actually making the designs look good. It seemed apparent that they were just overlaying the text/images onto a t-shirt template.

    The drink containers do actually look pretty good, that generator was pretty nice.
     
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  17. Doctor Heaven M.D.

    Doctor Heaven M.D. Designated Back-Alley Surgeon

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    I hope to god this is an April 1st joke.
     
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  18. Crazael

    Crazael Could be wittier.

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    I would totally by the "True Deviancy" one as a fridge magnet.
     
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  19. Zam138

    Zam138 Slower Writer Than GRRM

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    I'll admit, I had to look up what the 177013 meant, even if I thought I knew what the picture was. Remembered, and the stupidest line popped into my head: "Welp, time for a nice cuppa PTSD in the morning."
     
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  20. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone Gone for Good

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    I no shit know a Sgt in the Marines who does side work in decal making and shirt printing. She makes decent money doing it.

    I think I'm going to make the shirt I described, should only cost me about fifty if I can get the design I wanted right.

    I'll PM you with the picture of the end result if interested.
     
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  21. Jedarol

    Jedarol I trust you know where the eject button is?

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    someone made an alternate ending where theres a crossover with JJBA, might help with that.

    Also, I wouldve totallt bought the Tanukis belong in the hot pot shirt, nice and subtle but a fun reference
     
  22. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    I have a feeling that this is just an April Fools joke, but on the other a small part of me hopes that this is real.
     
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  23. Zam138

    Zam138 Slower Writer Than GRRM

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    ...wut?
     
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  24. magic9mushroom

    magic9mushroom BEST END.

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    Emergence is really more of a 4chan meme.

    I wouldn't be averse to this sort of thing, though a bit more subtlety would be preferred. Kinda like how I have a notorious, horrifying scene from Saya no Uta as my desktop background, but it's only horrifying if you know the context. Of course, I get that it was intentionally made OTT for the sake of the joke.
     
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  25. Zeushobbit

    Zeushobbit I use my mind and yours doesn't matter.

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    Damnit April Fools! I really want that Drink Bottle, it looks amazing and I need a good metal one.
     
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  26. LiteraryChangeling69

    LiteraryChangeling69 A lover of good literature.

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    It's not a gag unless I see no means of acquiring these promoted items. I will be waiting.

    I waited until Paradosi got off his ass to continue writing his skyrim quest.
     
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  27. Kakanma

    Kakanma Know what you're doing yet?

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    DAMN YOU culturally memetic joke holiday! DAMN YOU!

    How dare you make the Mods tease me with stuff I want!

    CURSE YOU April 1st! CURSE YOU!
     
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  28. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Put the ice back on my lake. Moderator

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    You laugh, but methinks someone should make a thread in ~30 hours to see if we want to co-ordinate & get a run of the water bottles done. Assuming they were under $30 before shipping, I could see buying at least one.
     
  29. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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  30. Kiriel

    Kiriel Not too sore, are you?

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    Shit, and here I was thinking "do you ship overseas?" before I remember what day it was.