Reposting from SB!
This will be at least a two-parter! Now, let's look at how Sophia's been handling her recent change in hat color.
New Haunt, Old Grudges
Ass A.M., April 21
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
With the charges armed, I pressed the button to activate the five second timer.
BeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBOOOM!
Five simultaneous explosions liquified the doors to the holding cells, and a poor little wall who did nothing wrong except get in the way of the villain team I was breaking out of jail.
There was a small part of me that knew that I should be angry at myself for sinking so far, for being a
villain now. But there was a far larger, far smarter part of me that knew the truth. Hero, villain? Nothing but words. Bullshit labels that prey uses to sort themselves. No, the only labels that matter are predator, prey, and prize.
Like, take the shithole that is Winslow. Sophia Hess, the predator. Taylor Hebert, the prey. And poor little Emma Barnes, no matter how hard she tried to be a predator? Just a prize.
The first one to step out of the cells was Circus. She practically
danced out of her cell, and did that
nod that I see guys do to each other all the time. You know the one, the one that looks like an upward twitch followed by a slow downward descent. Just after, Regent and Hellhound stepped out from the opposite side of the hallway. Hellhound lacked any sort of mask, like Coil said she probably would, but Regent was wearing the PRT-issue black domino mask.
Hellhound
growled at me, which was about what I expected. Regent, though, just looked right past me and asked, "So what now, fearless leader?"
I spun around. From the same side of the hallway that Circus emerged was
him. Grue. I shoved down the rage that filled me, but I wasn't able to do so silently; a heavy sigh had escaped me without my permission. It's not that I didn't know he was here, obviously I did. But knowing that you were contracted to bust your sworn enemy out of jail doesn't actually prepare you for the reality of seeing him standing there, glancing around like an asshole.
He, in return, gave me the side-eye. "Didn't expect the boss to send
you to be our rescuer." Without the fog hollowing his voice, it was rich and deep, but not as deep as I expected. More Nat King Cole than James Earl Jones.
What? I'm cultured. Shut the fuck up.
"Shit, I'm
so sorry. I'll head back to the snake, let him know you don't want the rescue, and we'll send someone else. Back to your cells, then."
"Now hold on, Grue," Regent smarmed at us. "I say we let the lady get us out of here, and
then we bitch at her."
"What about me?" Hellhound grunted. Right, she called herself Bitch. Honestly, come to think of it, that was a much better name. Upside of not being on the kiddie cops' side is that I got to call her Bitch, I supposed.
"Not you, Rachel," Grue responded. "He meant complain at her, yell at her."
"I'm not fuckin' stupid, Grue. Even I can make jokes."
"If it helps, Miss Lindt, I thought it was quite good." Holy
hell the clown's voice doesn't match the makeup, the costume… Come to think of it, that voice is
way deeper than the voice she put on for the Boardwalk fight-- no, not the time. Shoot the shit later, break assholes out of jail now. I pointed toward the no-longer-a-wall.
"That way, now. Gotta make it through some PRT squaddies and any Wards on site, then we're home free. Move!"
The fog began to flow around Grue as he turned to me. "Do not give orders to my team, Stalker. You'll live longer."
Whatever. The plan Coil laid out called for me to take the lead on this part. The gift shop had display cases scattered throughout the room, which made for excellent cover to fire from. No crossbow, but I had the arm-mounted bolt-shooter which worked just as well. Phase, fire a bolt through the case, it turns solid as it exits and spears into a guy. Rinse and repeat. Easy pickings.
With the six squaddies on the floor, I waved to the doorway where the four deadweights lurked. I could hear boots tramping down the hall, and the whine of Kid Win's hoverboard. I loosed two bolts, both of which
ding!-ed off of Clockblocker's armor. Dennis started to shout something that was going to be stupid as all hell, but he tripped after he'd gotten out "Stop ri-" and crashed into the ground. Chris stopped to check on him, so I turned away as Grue flooded that hallway with smoke.
Circus was fighting Battery and didn't look to be having the best time. I fired another shot to help, and the clown pulled a knife out of nowhere and hit my shot down another hall, where it hit- fuck, they brought the shortstack to a real fight? Well, with Vista, who was the only real threat, now incapacitated, Circus whacked Battery with the hammer they carry everywhere, and Sam seemed down for the count.
"What are you waiting for!" I screamed at Grue. "You gonna smoke the place or what?!" He nodded and did so, and in seconds the room was covered with streams of thick, black smoke, obscuring the cameras and entrances to the room. With freedom in sight, we shattered a window and made our way outside.
Say what you will about the Undersiders, but these fuckers could
run. Not like me, obviously, but Grue had some serious hustle, and Bitch and Regent were doing a decent job not being deadweight with a decent running pace.
Circus, though…
"Go on without me!" the clown huffed. When we responded by picking up the pace away from them, a raised voice saying "That was a joke!" stopped us.
Luckily, the empty parking garage that served as the rendezvous point was just up ahead, so when we dragged Circus's fruity ass inside it only took us a minute longer than we would've managed without them.
A black SUV was waiting for us inside, and a man with a laser rifle opened the car door and ushered us to get in. Not seeing any real options, we obeyed.
"Undersiders," said a voice from the front seat. "And Circus. How was your stay at the finest hotel in Brockton?"
"If that's the best this city has to offer," Regent joked, "I might be headed back out."
"Funny," replied the voice. Coil. "I hesitate to suggest it, but I thought Montreal might be worse for you." Well
that shut Regent up fast. "Creep, begin driving toward Captain's Hill for now. I'll direct you to one of Miss Lindt's shelters when I'm sure we've lost the tail.
"Circus, while you did not achieve your intended goal, you more than earned your keep in combat against the Dallon sisters. Check your account with this-" he handed the clown a mobile phone, "-and keep the phone as well. Hazard pay plus compensation for lost work hours. Your next contract will be delivered shortly."
Then, he turned back to us. "And my Undersiders. I hope your time with the PRT has educated you as to the necessity of staying away from dragons and their ilk."
Silence reigned for a moment, but was broken when Regent slumped in his seat. "Honestly, I thought Stalker was speaking in metaphor when she referred to our boss as a snake."
"Me too," Grue agreed.
Bitch snorted. "And people think
I'm the stupid one around here."
"Not to interrupt the love-fest, but I think I'm done here," Circus butt in. "Boss, can I head out?"
"Creep, pull over two blocks from now. Yes, Mr. Circus, you can leave as soon as the car is stopped."
Hold up. "Wait, Mister?" I spat, glaring at Circus.
"Yeah, kinda," Circus replied, grinning.
"So you're not a girl, then," Grue replied.
"Well I wouldn't say
that."
…"Whatever, not my problem," I muttered, turning to glare at Grue instead. He met my eyes for a brief moment, then looked away.
"Babe, 'problem' is the closest you've managed so far. Toodles!~" The car hadn't yet stopped, but the slower speed allowed the clown to throw open the car door and leap out of the vehicle, doing a somersault and standing up in that pose that gymnasts do when they're finished with their act, before sprinting off down an alleyway.
Coil took a deep breath in, and let it out quickly. "Creep, take a left up ahead. Undersiders, I would like to perform a demonstration." He produced a coin from a cupholder. He hesitated just a moment before flipping the coin at me. After catching it, I looked at it, but said nothing.
"Well?" he asked.
"It's heads," I replied.
He nodded, then flipped a coin in Grue's direction. "Also heads," came his answer.
"Heads," after Bitch caught the coin.
"Four for four," said Alec.
"It's times such as these where I miss my Tattletale." Coil's voice was like slime, filling every inch of the space between until it worked its way into your ears, your mouth, your nose, and filled you with disgust. "She always managed to make things so much more dramatic. Shame, that, but we all work with what we have.
"I'm sure you all have questions about what you've just seen. But before I answer them, a warning. I decide
outcomes, control
destinies. My Undersiders, rest assured that this was merely a small demonstration of my power. Recall on your jobs, the orders to stand down for five minutes? During those periods, I exercised my power to narrow down the range of possible outcomes to ones in which you were successful." He paused. "It would be trivial for me to do the opposite, and I would implore you to consider this
before trying anything rash. Now, to questions. Yes, Grue?"
"Stalker and I have… history. As you know, I can be professional when required-"
I interrupted. "Yeah, yeah, I'll play nice if you do, Mister Professional."
"This is
exactly the kind of behavior I expected from you. Not even ten minutes into a meeting and you're mouthing off to me in front of our boss!" Regent reached a hand to touch Grue's shoulder, and while he didn't shake it off immediately, it was met with a sharp intake of breath. "Sir, I have serious concerns about working with her. She tried to kill me not
six months ago, and I don't even know why, though I suspect it's because she takes losing fights personally. Is Shadow Stalker part of my team, or will she be functioning externally?"
"Shadow Stalker will be an official member of the Undersiders under your command, yes. I expect you to be able to manage her…
difficulties, with all the grace that you managed those of your former colleague." I scowled at Coil's answer and went to interrupt, but he continued before I could. "Despite the loss of my Tattletale, the timeline of my plans has accelerated as of late. I am entering my endgame for Brockton Bay, and the Undersiders will play a critical role. For the moment, that role is to remain quiet. I will contact you when you are needed. Further questions?"
"My dogs," Bitch grunted. "Have they been fed since I went in?"
"Indeed they were. One of my soldiers paid a visit to your Page Street shelter, after one of my police moles reported excessive howling coming from the location. Further, one of your hounds, a Rottweiler of some sort, was found outside."
"Brutus."
"As you say, Miss Lindt. Anything else?"
Silence.
"Then speaking of your Page Street shelter, we've arrived. I would advise that you return to your respective abodes as quietly as you can manage." The car pulled to the side of the road, and the mercenary driving the car exited and opened the door, ushering us out.
As the armored SUV sped away, Regent deadpanned, "Well that was a pleasant meeting."
"I have an apartment two blocks from here," Grue started. "Rachel, will you be staying at your shelter for the night?"
"Yup."
"Okay. Stay safe. Meeting tomorrow afternoon at the loft. Don't be late." Bitch grunted. I was learning that that seemed to be what I should expect of Bitch. Lots of grunting. I grunted back, and she looked at me oddly. I only shrugged before we left.
Grue's apartment was bare. The only room that had any decorations at all was his bedroom, and all it had was a dresser and a bed.
He handed Regent a pair of jeans that he was very soon swimming in, along with an oversized hoodie. Regent started snickering, so I gave him a glare I hoped would shut him up. It didn't work. "Hey, Bri, normally you're supposed to kiss me before I get in your pants."
I intensified my glare, and he only cackled harder. So, I rolled up my sleeve to show off my new Tinker toy, flexing my tendons to extend the blades along my forearm. Finally, he seemed to get the message, and shut up.
"You have civvies, Stalker?" Grue asked. He stood just outside the closet, having changed from the PRT-issued villain sweats into dark-washed jeans, a t-shirt, and motorcycle leathers. The finishing touch was removing the black domino mask and- oh.
God damn it. Of course he's hot. I mean, I could have looked before, it's not like the shitty masks really do anything to hide most of our features, but we were a little busy, you know? Running from the cops, talking with the snake, getting inside. Thick cornrows lined the top of his head. His jaw was hard lines and sharp angles, strong cheekbones. Eyes like molten caramel, and prominent. Stubble, the kind that screamed "I haven't been able to shave recently" and just so happened to send my thoughts tumbling into the gutter. Couldn't really help but wonder what that might feel like-
"Uh, Stalker? I asked you something."
I blinked. Regent was off to the side, giggling again. Grue stared down at me- he had to be at
least 6'4, probably 6'5, and- no. I had to
focus. Game face now, ogle the asshole later. "Thinking about something. What was the question?"
"You have civvies?"
"Yeah. Underneath." I stripped off the cloak, armor plating and my tinkertech prosthetic, shoving everything in a nearby duffel bag. Plain black clothes, unremarkable. I flipped up the mask and stuffed it in the bag too. "Haven't been able to get back to my old place yet for much, but soon."
Grue inhaled deeply. "So, we're going to be working together, Stalker. Specifically, you're now a part of the Undersiders.
My crew. We do things a certain way around here, and part of that is names." He stuck out his hand. "Laborn. Brian Laborn."
I took it, and shook. "Sophia Hess."
Brian nodded. "Not gonna bullshit about how it's nice to work with you. It isn't. But if you follow orders and only argue when it isn't important, you'll fit right in."
"The 'only argue when it isn't important' rule is where I come in," said Regent. "Alec, no last name needed or wanted. Personally, I think we'll get along fine."
Whatever, I thought. "Whatever," I repeated aloud because it sounded good. "Just here for the paycheck and the hunting." And shelter, after getting outed by
that no-name bitch in her fucking glasses.
Brian nodded again, seemingly satisfied, though he was still emanating a low-grade fury. I could hardly imagine why. I mean, I figured you shoot someone once and break him out of jail once you're even, but if this dude still wanted to hold a grudge? I'd hold it right along with him.
Eventually, he spoke. "All right. Buses aren't running this late, and we're on the opposite side of the city from the loft. Gonna be a bit of a hike." Regent- Alec- raised his hand. "No, Alec, we're not going to steal a car." Alec put his hand down.
Late morning, April 21
The room I slept in that night was marked with a purple Egyptian eye on the door. Tattletale's symbol, that she plastered across her tits in costume. "Lisa" was apparently "a major asshole", "always had to be the smartest bitch in the room", and "exactly the kind of person who would ditch us when Lung showed up". For such harsh words, Alec didn't
really seem to be all that pissed about it, but he didn't have predator instincts as far as I could tell. Shame.
I'd have to either beat them into him or let him go his own way.
Brian was an early riser, like me, but he spent his morning doing boring shit. At least he brought coffee back to the disused-factory-turned-apartment that served as the Undersiders' lair.
Our lair. The warehouse below was mostly disused, though there were clear signs that Bitch had used it as a dog shelter at some point.
I spent the morning doing much more important things, like practicing my aim with my shiny new toy in the empty space. There was a punching bag and some wrestling mats set up off to one corner, and enough empty and broken bottles that a shooting setup was easy.
I used to hold my crossbow with my right hand, steadying it with my left. Now with the bolt shooter as a part of my left arm, my aim had to be adjusted to compensate. I was getting better, almost back to where I was, but I could tell it was going to take some time until I could be sniping some lowlife in the back from a block and a half away like I used to manage.
Downsides and upsides. Upside is that it looked sick as
fuck. New bolt shooter was a real predator's weapon, and I was going to put down
so many Nazis with it.
As I nailed two bottles to the wall from twenty yards out, I heard a low whistle from the stairs. Alec. I turned away and shot the remaining three bottles, but these ones were glass so instead of pinning them to the wall, they just shattered. "Very nice," the curly-haired boy said. "You a lefty? Well," a snicker, "I suppose you aren't
now, but were you a lefty?"
I glared. "No," I said. "Always used to hold the crossbow in my right hand, but this is too convenient not to use." I spun around, shot a bolt into the wall, then spun back in his direction, activating the blades as I faced him. "It's got slashing weapons too."
"Huh," Alec said. "Neat trick. I thought I felt as much last night, but you activate those by flexing your fingers- well, hah, I suppose you don't have those, do you?" I growled, but he continued, undaunted. "But it's the same motion you'd use to flex your fingers, now you use it to fire and get your claws out. Yeah, I like that."
Okay, first, they're blades that come out of the forearm and extend sideways, not claws that come out of the hand. Claws would get in the way of the bolt shooter, throw off my aim, when the blades as-is are good for slashing when people get in too close. Here I thought I might finally get to hang with people who actually gave a shit about their weapons, but I guess I expected too damn much.
Second, "How the fuck did you figure that out?" I spat.
"Nerves." He chuckled. "Thought that the PRT would've figured out at least
that much by now. Though you don't seem the type to pay attention at briefings…" I gave him my best I-will-murder-you eyes, and he snorted. "Anyway, I wanna show you something cool. Point the barrel at a wall?" I did so, and then my arm seized up. Like someone was moving my fingers on the hand that I no longer had, and in
just the right way that the bolt fired without me wanting it to. And the blades had retracted afterwards, too.
Oh fuck me, I wasn't expecting to have to deal with my own weapons working against me. Though honestly, that was about par for the course for my luck recently.
"The hell was that for?" I growled, scowling again.
"Just a warning, new best friend Sophia. Actually, can I call you Soph?"
"Absolutely not."
"Excellent. Great work, new best friend Soph. Now you're aware that your toy is also
my toy!" The fucker chuckled. He god damn chuckled,
again! If he had a cat he'd be the most textbook supervillain I've ever met. "Bitch is on the way, so the meeting's in ten instead of three hours." Oh, right, cats wouldn't go well with all of Bitch's dogs.
And then he just walked back upstairs like he didn't just put himself on my shit list. Maybe it was better that way.
I took a deep breath. Whatever, whatever, whatever. This is fine! Totally fine. Sophia Hess, Shadow Stalker, Hunter, Predator, Survivor. The strong adapted to changes in circumstances. The weak ran and hid.
Take a hunter away from her pack and she makes a new pack.
Grue- Brian- ran the Undersiders, for now. Maybe he'd even keep the leadership. I mean, he was definitely the one more interested in wrangling Bitch to sit the fuck down and listen for a god damn minute, which sounded like a chore. It would be nice, though, to have a group to properly watch my back, or at least keep up with me.
And hopefully they
could keep up with me. They were fast, which they'd proven last night, and if Bitch's reputation and history was anything to go by, the Undersiders hit
hard when they wanted to. As stick-thin as Regent looked, he had guts too, and I'm sure that tripping thing the PRT briefings covered would come in handy when we had to make a quick escape. Grue- well.
Grue was a smug dickhead who couldn't even earn a real victory off me. His power totally blanked mine. It wasn't even just that I couldn't see which made it bullshit. If it was just that, I'd have smoked him every time we met. But no, while I was in his smoke I felt sluggish, like someone had fitted me with weights on every limb. Couldn't move like I'm used to, couldn't run, couldn't aim my crossbows, couldn't even throw a
punch right.
And that wasn't even the worst part! My shadowform was all wrong, too. Ordinarily I'm weightless and intangible when I have it on, which makes leaping rooftops really easy. While I was in Grue's smoke, though, I was still weightless but couldn't phase through anything. Considering half of my book of tactics involved being able to ignore any wall in my way…
The punches and kicks didn't hurt all that much, since they mostly impacted my armor. Turns out, though, that punching a solid object that doesn't have any weight sends it flying at high speed. I thought that going solid again would help me out, but it only made the impact with the wall hurt all the more.
I really,
really, hated losing. So basically,
fuck Grue.
What sucked is that underneath Grue's helmet,
Brian was a total beefcake.
I heard a door open in the warehouse. Not the one that leads to the loft staircase, the other one, that leads outside. It was Bitch, with two dogs in tow. I nodded her way and said, "'Sup." She just gave me the side-eye, so I shrugged and headed toward the staircase. "Nice dogs. Meeting's soon, so I'm headed up." Obviously, she grunted back instead of saying anything.
Not my fucking problem if she doesn't want to talk.
Alec's playing some video game. Looks like some kinda spaceship thing, with zombies inside. Pretty decent looking, honestly, as far as video games went. I never really saw the point in them, you know? I mean, I guess you get some adrenaline from doing stuff in the game if you got really into it, but why would you sit on the couch when you could be running outside, feeling the wind at your back, jumping between rooftops, checking your weapons to make sure they won't jam, the anticipation budding as you hunt for something to
do, something to
fight, someone deserving of
punishment.
What
video game can compare to the thrill of the hunt?
"Soph, you're looking at my video game like it pissed in your coffee. You okay?"
"Fuck you, dude, I just look like that."
"Hah! That's a good one. The meeting doesn't start for another five minutes so let me enjoy my game in peace? Thanks, Soph."
"I'm gonna punch you, asshole."
"Sophia, don't punch Alec," Brian called from inside his own room.
I did it anyway.
"She did it anyway!" Alec yelled.
"Did you deserve it?" Now he was in the doorway, wearing a tight-fitting tank top and oh my
GOD the way his arms looked. They were nearly as thick around as my
neck and it was not even remotely fair. I had to look at those things and pretend I wasn't affected.
"He did," I answered, instead of saying anything stupid about Brian's arms. I barely managed to maintain eye contact.
"Yeah? What for?" he asked.
"He called me Soph. He doesn't
get to call me that," I growled.
A long-suffering sigh followed. "Alec," Brian said. "Don't call her that."
"Sir yes sir, fearless leader," he snarked.
Another sigh. "Sophia. Get used to him. Alec needs to get under people's skin like we need to eat, and he's been cooped up alone in a jail cell for a while. He needs to annoy someone."
I rolled my eyes. "Is Bitch going to come upstairs or what?"
Brian turned to Alec, who ignored him for thirty seconds before breaking. "
Fine, I'll go get her."
* * *
"The first order of business," Brian began, "is to talk about what we're going to be doing until Coil calls us back into the fold."
"How about nothing?" Alec piped up.
"No," Brian and I deadpanned, scowling at each other when we realized we'd spoken at the same time. After a few seconds, he schooled himself, raising his eyebrows and gesturing for me to continue. "I gotta hunt. My crossbows were with the PRT, but I've got that now," indicating my prosthetic, charging on the coffee table, "and I'm taking it for a test run. Since I'm not with the kiddie cops anymore, I'm gonna pay some Empire goons a visit."
Brian winced. "I'll get back to that, Sophia. Rachel?"
She scratched her dog behind the ears for a bit. "Hookwolf's got a dogfight coming up this week. Gonna bust it up."
"I'll come," I spoke.
She whirled on me. "You'll what now?"
"I'm coming with," I reiterated, annoyed. "Hookwolf's had it too good for too long, and he'll have guys. We'll kill two birds with one stone."
"Don't be so mean to birds. What did they ever do to you?" said exactly the person you'd expect.
"I will track down everyone you care about and crucify them, Alec. Then I'll strap you down onto a table and make you watch the videos like in
Clockwork Orange, unless you shut up like a good little boy." Alec whistled, which was whatever, but Rachel gave me an appraising look.
"Fine," she spoke up. "You can come."
"Ah- about that," our nominal leader interrupted.
Now what? "I"m not going to stop you, mostly because I don't think I could. But I do need to lay some ground rules.
"Number one: don't kill anyone."
"Fucking
really? They're Nazis!" I shouted. I was a villain in the PRT's eyes now anyway! Might as well clean the city up
properly, for once — one skinhead at a time…
"
Please, Sophia — I promise it's important. Personally, I don't give a flying fuck if you kill Nazis. I hate them too, and before you decided you wanted to kill me for stealing from gangs, or beating you in a fight, or whatever the hell it was, I was a fan of the work you did on that front." Huh. "Nazis and rapists are the scum of the earth, and I'm glad there's fewer on the streets. But you know who
does care if you kill Nazis? The PRT! Like it or not, you're with us now, and if the Undersiders are killers… Well, I don't think we'll be able to handle it if they start treating us like they treat the Empire or the ABB.
"Number two: make Hookwolf look like an idiot. I'm sure he'll do most of that work himself."
Rachel snorted, and I barked out a laugh. The metal furry wasn't exactly known for his… how had Dennis phrased it? His
scintillating intellect? Something like that, anyway.
"Number three: don't do anything that would piss off our boss. Sophia, you weren't here, so you might not know, but Lisa was… she didn't feel comfortable around the boss, despite being the one who talked to him for us. Considering that she's a Thinker, there was probably a reason for that, and one I'd rather not find out anytime soon. He told us to keep it quiet, so we'll
keep quiet — and this includes you." He paused. "Now, Rachel hitting Hookwolf's dogfighting rings is enough of a usual thing that I think it'll probably count as keeping quiet. Crucifying racists, though… Not so much."
I rolled my eyes. "Fine. I'll keep the murder to a minimum. Just for you, Mister Professional." He sighed.
My mom always used to say that loving your job but hating your boss is an American tradition, and damn if I wasn't following that tradition in hating
both of my bosses, horror movie biker extra and the snake alike. Add in with those the world's craziest dog lady and the ren faire reject and somehow you ended up with a group that was, shockingly, more on the same page than the Wards.
As strange as it seemed from the outside, I was going to
enjoy this new squad.