[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

[Crimson Reiter]

Sage: "I would envy your luck but my girlfriend is sexier."

Jaune: "Good on you, man."

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Sounds like copium

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Sage: "I would envy your luck but my girlfriend is sexier."

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Jaune: thems fighting words

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Sage: "The Space Light Wizard and the Sexy Evil Imperial Assassin?"

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The really nerdy roleplay starts with Remnant's version of Doctor Who......

 

[Gur40]

Yang and Jaune having fun, why did Ruby say ew? was it the pairing they were cosplaying?

Spoiler: Yang Cosplay

for fun

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Yang and Jaune having fun, why did Ruby say ew? was it the pairing they were cosplaying?

Spoiler: Yang Cosplay

for fun

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Jaune and Yang were playing Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade. So obviously Ruby ships Luke with Lumiya.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The next few days fell into a routine: Heavy training with his mother, his father, Nana and Papa, and his friends. His father and Nana taught him swordsmanship and Aura slash techniques, while his mother and Papa focused on overall combat, Aura strengthening techniques, and tactics. A few visitors from the militia or his other relatives dropped in too, and Professor Goodwitch even pitched in. By the time the weekend rolled around, Jaune was, in a word: Exhausted.

A sentiment shared by pretty much everyone else as they relaxed in the shade of the trees near the farmhouse after the last training session... Except Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: "Wow... I've never trained this hard before... Being beaten into the ground and defeated! It's... It's been so long!" grins "Your parents never went all out like this in combat class at Beacon, Jaune! Do you think when Summer Break is over they could-?"

Weiss: "NO! You-You battle junky!"

Yang: "What's the matter, Weisscream? Afraid his dad will use you like a bludgeon again?"

Weiss: "YES! And you can't talk! Doctor Arc threw you like a missile!"

Yang: "Yeah... Thanks for reminding me... Ow..."

Jaune: sighs "Well... No pain no gain. Nngh. And honestly? I want us all as strong as possible for what comes next."

Ruby: "Y-Yeah... Just think! Just a few more weeks of this! We're gonna be... So awesome..."

Blake: groans "... Jaune... Did you hear anything else about Sienna?"

Jaune: "No. They're keeping me out of the loop on this one. It'll help with selling the story to Cinder."

Jaune's Brain: I hope. They still haven't told me what the plan is...

Nora: "Don't worry Jaune. We'll be extra convincing. 'All hail Salem, Queen of Evil! Inventor of the Super Baconator Deluxe!'"

Jaune: "Good to know what your loyalty is worth, Nora."

Nora: "Hee!"

Jaune: "But... Seriously guys. Just stay out of it, okay? As far as Cinder knows, Pyrrha is my broken slave and the rest of you have no idea about me. Don't get involved, don't try to intervene. We have to play this smart."

Weiss: frowns "... As much as I don't like it, I agree."

Blake: "Same."

Ruby: "... Yeah." At Yang's scowl "What? I know the basics of Secop. We can't make this any more complicated."

Yang: "... You could just say you broke me, too, Jaune."

Jaune: "Pyrrha's Semblance prevents any electronic surveillance. And me breaking you like her makes things complicated. We need to sell this, Yang. Cinder's already gonna be questioning why Sienna Khan came here."

Yang: sourly "Assuming she hasn't talked to her boss by now about you."

Jaune: "Yeah... Yeah..."

Ren: "We have little choice but to hope for the best. And as for the worst case scenario, we are training to counter her. It is all we can do. Stressing out over it won't help."

Jaune: "True..."

Yang: "But you're going to stress anyway, aren't you?"

Jaune: "It's kind of what I do."

Ruby: pouts "I can stress too! I'm a team leader as well!"

Jaune: "Yeah but I've got a lot more experience at it..."

Nick walks up, grinning happily.

Nick: "All right, good work everyone! Jaune, you're really coming along!"

Jaune: flush, smile "Thanks Dad."

Nick: "Now, you guys get the weekend off! Get a headstart on it, huh? How about you take Yang for a ride, Jaune?"

Jaune: "Ah?"

Yang: blush "A-A ride?!"

Nick: "On your motorcycle. What did you think I meant?" smirk

Jaune: "Oh... Um... Y-Yeah... Thanks Dad..."

Jaune takes Yang's hand and leads her away. They get to the garage and get on Jaune's motorcycle. Yang holds him from behind, and Jaune sets out. They ride the dirt roads within Radian proper, and then head to the gate. They go out of the town proper, the bike's Dust engine purring as they zoom down the road.

Yang: "You sure about going out of Radian like this?!"

Jaune: "This whole area is mostly depopulated, but the militia still maintains the outer walls from when the city was bigger! So we're pretty safe out here! Worst that will sneak in is a Beowulf or two!"

Yang: "Then gun it!"

Jaune does so, and the engine roars. They drive at VERY unsafe speeds for a while on the older roads, zooming around tight corners, jumping over ditches, before they come to a small grove of trees near a shrine. There's a statue of a knight, head bowed in prayer, holding a sword. It is covered in vines. Jaune gets off and begins to clean off the statue, while Yang watches.

Yang: "Who's this?"

Jaune: "My ancestor Roland III. He was the last king of Gallia. The last Arc who was a king."

Yang: "He quit to hang out here?"

Jaune: "Yeah... After he had to kill his dad."

Yang: "Um..."

Jaune: "Oh, he was called the Mad King. He was an asshole, sacrificing kids to Grimm in the hopes of becoming a god."

Yang: "Ah. That kind of asshole."

Jaune: "Yeah..." laughs "Sorry. Not exactly a romantic spot, is it?"

Yang: "No... But I'm fine with getting some air." She hugs him tightly "Felt a little stifled."

Jaune: "Tell me about it... I love my family. I really do... But-"

Yang: laughs "Yeah... I-I get it." Brushes some hair behind her ear "So... You doing okay?"

Jaune: "I mean... I'm still worried about stuff. I do that..." He hugs her "But we have plans... And I trust all of us."

Yang: "Yeah... Still... We have an immortal evil witch to deal with."

Jaune: "We do."

Yang: "... You got a plan for her?"

Jaune: sighs "... Sort of? Again... One issue at a time."

Yang: nods "Mm..."

They sit down on a bench near the statue and just hold eachother. Yang rests her head on his chest. The sounds of nature fill the air, and relax them both.

Jaune: "Are you worried?"

Yang: "... Nah. I mean... A little. I know I was a dumbass in the future... In a lot of ways."

Jaune: "I was the biggest one."

Yang: "Always gotta one up me for how bad you had it, huh?"

Jaune: "Wha-No, I-!"

Yang: "I mean, what, do I have to give up an arm and a leg?" smirk

Jaune: sighs, snickers, runs his hand through her hair "That's not funny."

Yang: "Still made you laugh."

Jaune: "Yeah... Thanks."

Yang: "I guess what I mean is... I dunno. Before I met you, I just had this vague idea of my future. Become a badass Huntress, go and explore Remnant on my own on my bike. I didn't figure I'd help save the world."

Jaune: "Heh... Same."

Yang: "Or wreck it... We didn't do a good job in the future, did we?"

Jaune: "No... No. We kind of sucked."

Yang: "So we don't suck this time."

Jaune: "Just like that?"

Yang: "We're doing a lot better this time around, aren't we? Aware of the threat, working to fight it... Not screwing over everyone?"

Jaune: "Yeah..."

Yang: "So." She pokes in the forehead "Stop worrying so damn much. You've been this serious Captain Vale in edgy comics all week. I want my sexy dork back."

Jaune: "Ow..." chuckles, kisses her "Mm... You're right."

Yang: "Damn right I am."

Jaune: "This is... I guess that's the part I love most about you, Yang. You just light up a room, you cheer me up, you make me happy."

Yang: bright red "G-Geez... Not even gonna spout poetry at me? I feel like I'm not getting the full knight's experience, ya know? But..." sexy grin "I bet I can keep up with a knight all night long, hmmm? Or a long knigh-"

Jaune: bright red, kisses her "Mmmmm..."

 

[Marlow3]

Disgustingly cute and happy together.
I approve!

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Great now I want a Baconator! Anyway nice chapter. It was quite wholesome