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I stare at Vash who is sitting crossed legged in my favourite arm chair.
"What are you doing in my quarters, and how did you know these were my quarters?" I ask
"I asked and was told these were your quarters. You intrigued me on Risa, and I wanted to come say hello. You already know why I'm here." she says
"Unfortunately more than you do." I grumble looking around for HIM
Where are you, you obnoxious...
"What's that supposed to mean?" she asks as she gracefully climbs out of my chair and heads towards me
"Look Vash. I just have finished up a training shift. I'm extremely tired, I want to shower and lay down." I say rubbing my temples
"My, my aren't we evasive over a little hello." she replies
"This is HIS doing. I don't have time for this Q!" I exclaim
"What's a Q?" Vash asks confused
"A particularly annoying, immortal being, who gets his shits and kicks off by trolling us mere humans." I Reply
"Sounds like my kind of guy." Vash replies, she's getting closer to me now
"Sigh. Vash, the Captain---"
"Otherwise engaged with administrative matters with the Council. I know. I already stopped to say hi to Jean-Luc. He shoed me away as quickly as he could. So I came here."
"Naturally. Why?"
"I told you. You intrigued me when we met on Risa. I saw the way you looked at me, in spite of your partner. I've had a lot of attention from men in my time as you can imagine, but no one has ever looked at me as intensely as you did that first time we interrupted you." she says with a coy smile
"You're reaching."
She's right. I'm evading, and it's because I REALLY am tired right now.
"I don't think so." she attempts to reach for my face but I block her.
"I was sorry to hear about Lieutenant Henshaw, and what the Borg did to you." she replies as I attempt to head to the bathroom, that catches me and I spin around on her
"Why are you here Vash? Thank you for your condolences, but I'm not really in the mood for any of your advances, and or games...you and Jean-Luc..."
"What Jean-Luc and I had, remains on Risa. You know how he is, and I chose to respect that about him. I truly am sorry about what happened to you, if you change my mind, I'll be in my quarters later. I'd love it if you'd come over for dinner." she says and walks out
I sigh again and head to the shower. Maybe a cold one is needed.
I come out of the shower and get dressed again, and call out his name.
"Q! Enough! No hijinks! Not this time. Not with her!" I shout
No response of course. Anticipating the answer I ask the computer where Vash is.
"Representative Vash is on the main bridge."
Oh no.
I bolt up to the bridge as fast as I can and come out of the turbolift as the doors make their iconic swooshing sound. I peer down over the horseshoe and low and behold, Vash is entertaining a group of senior officers as she sits in Jean-Luc's chair. Beverly is the first to spot me.
"Adam."
"Doctor..." I reply as Riker, Worf, and Geordi are all present listening to Vash.
"I'd like to introduce you to a Representative of---"
"We've met before, Vash...what are you doing here?" I ask as the others expression turn into bewilderment
"You were busy, the Captain was busy, and I was bored, so decided to take a bit of a tour of the ship and ended up here." she says with that smug smile. I sigh again
"Great...but I don't think---" as I'm about to say his name the Captain comes out of his ready room, and his expression drops as he spots Vash in his chair.
"Look Captain, Vash is here!" I exclaim deciding to be a dick
"I can see being a Starship Captain has it's rewards." she says purring and Riker has an absolutely incredulous look on his face. He can scarcely comprehend what is going on between the three of us.
"I'm glad you approve." Picard says dead pan
"I suppose I'll return to my quarters and prepare for the reception....my invitation to dinner still stands, Mr. Young." she says to me
"By all means, I will see you at the reception. Mr. Young can escort you to your quarters." he says
"Aye sir."
"Fascinating woman." I hear Will quip
You don't know what the half of it. I escort Vash to her quarters.
"I thought you were going to wait for me here, were those theatrics neccessary? You KNOW Jean-Luc doesn't like to be embarrassed." I say
"Ah so you were going to take me up on my offer after all, and my intent was not to embarrass Jean-Luc."
"Then what was it?"
"To get your attention of course, silly." she is close now again and I allow her
"I never said I never cared about you Vash. I don't have any feelings for you." I reply
"I find that extremely hard to believe." she says as she runs a finger up and down my chest.
"Why are you lingering here, Mr. Young? You've carried out your orders. You're dismissed." she just as curtly
Insufferable woman.
"Okay fine. We're doing this. Good luck with the speeches."
"You won't be at the reception?" she asks genuinely sounding disappointed
"Archelogy isn't exactly my brand of history, I find it too dry." I reply with a wink
"I bet I could find ways to make it less dry." she replies
Oh boy.
"I'm gonna leave now...good luck." I say and force myself to leave
I return to my quarters all flustered and just as I'm about to kick back and try to relax...it happens. I hear that familiar OTHER swooshing sound effect with that TWINE, and I'm no longer on the Enterprise. Instead wearing clunky knight's armor in a clearing. I hear another sound and the others join me. This isn't Nottingham though.
"Where is this? What's going on?" demands Picard
I look at the others. They're all wearing armor. Including Deanna, and Beverly. Uh-oh.
"Q..." I utter
"Q!" exclaims Picard
"I'm afraid this is Q's doing, sir. A way of paying us back for helping him out last year, when he lost his powers." I explain
"What are we supposed to be? This is English armor. Dark Ages from the looks of it." he notes as he examines his chest piece
I nod as I see the Great Castle ahead of us. Camelot on a huge hill. Damn it Q.
"We are in the Arthurian Legend. I'm King Arthur, you Captain are Lancelot I assume, and the rest of you are my Knights of the Round Table."
"I am NOT a Knight." Worf replies
"Neither are the rest of us." Picard states
"I would agree, but for the foreseeable future we are exactly that." I say as I hear horse hoofs rumbling on the ground It is Q along with an escort.
"Q! We have no desire to play this game of yours. Release Vash, and return all of us back to the Enterprise!" I demand
"Vash?" Picard exclaims alarmed now
"Q? Vash? I know not of these names, or what game you are referring to Arthur. I assure you that this is no game. I have come to give you heed that we have captured the fair Guinevere and are holding her captive at my stronghold. If you wish to see her alive again, you WILL meet me in battle in two days henceforth, or she will be executed. So says Maleagant."
Maleagant? He's pulling from "First Knight". Really reaching into my fantasy here.
"We don't have time for this." Riker bemoans
"I agree. However under the circumstances we have no choice but to play along, this time." I say
"Why? Why are you King Arthur, and why am I Lancelot?" Picard asks and I sigh
"This is my fault. Q is doing this to...try...to...force...me to acknowledge my feelings...for Vash." I say through gritted teeth
"For Vash?" Picard says surprised
"Yes sir. I didn't know..." he replies
"I know...and that was by design. Now though...things have changed and Q is determined to have this play out...in this way."
Deanna giggles and I toss her a Batman glare which stops her.
"I understand all of this is bewildering for all of you, and I apologize for that. This is real though, and we are in potential danger. I suggest that we return to Camelot and begin planning how we're going to rescue Vash." I say and the others agree with me.
Inside Camelot...which has been replicated with incredible detail. We sit at the Round Table in the Main Hall. There are guards on the upper level. I half listen as my knights argue on best how to attack our enemy. I get impatient finally.
"ENOUGH!" my voice echoes throughout the hall.
"Captain, I maybe King Arthur, but I'm no King, I can lead if needed to...but you're the Captain still. I will follow whatever you decide to do, especially considering this is our...private business being carried out in the open. To the rest of you...I apologize sincerely, you've gotten yourself roped into a potentially dangerous situation. However I need us all in the same page if we're to...get through whatever hijinks Q has planned for us."
"Agreed." Picard says
"Do you have a plan?" asks Riker who is Sir Bedevere
I look up at again and a surprise flood of...Arthur's memories suddenly flood me as I remember building this place with MERLIN, long since gone now. Merlin...I could use you know old friend. I hear myself say.
"I don't have a plan"
Picard sees my solemn frustrated expression
"You have nothing to apologize for my Liege, this is the malcontent Malagent's treachery, and sorcery!! He seeks to divide us, sire. We will not allow that to happen." he says in character and that gets me to smile
"Well said of course my friend." I Reply
"PAGE! MAP!" Picard orders
A boy of about 12 or so rushes into the room and unrolls a huge map upon the table of the realm. Pax Arthur.
"We will need to storm the castle on two fronts. We will use our arrows to distract Malagnet, while you sneak into the castle and rescue the Queen. Bedevere and Kai (Worf) will provide you with cover." Picard says
A sound beginning.
"That seems reasonable." I mutter still distracted by all of this
"I've never done something like this before, sir." I say seriously
"It's time to push that enhanced body my liege." Beverly says that gets my attention
"Indeed. The rest of you are dismiss. I wish to confer with the King." Picard says getting into character now
"Aye." Riker says
I watch as they all file out and through the various great columns as Jean-Luc and I are alone. I sit down in Arthur's chair.
"Captain..." I start
"My name is Lancelot my liege." he says
I look at him. Okay it's time to play the part now, if he's going to.
"Old Friend. I apologize again. It would seem I've gotten us into---"
"You have nothing to apologize for Arthur. Malegant is responsible for this latest scheme, as for your wife...what I had with her, is over now. If she is interested in you, you have my full permission to pursue her." Picard says
"Thank you Old Friend. Leave me now please." and he nods out of respect
The next day we storm Malegant's castle, with a full two battalion of knights---roughly a thousand people. Lancelot---Picard leads them into battle while I slice through Malegant's perimeter forces and reach spire where Vash is. Or so I assume. This is not the castle from the episode so I might be making a huge mistake. I enter while fighting gallantly---hearing Excalibur HUM and WHINE as I slice men...this is a combination of "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves", "First Knight", and "Excalibur". Q has been observing me more than I realized. I'm going to have to talk to him about that at some point. Finally I reach the chambers where I assume Vash is being held and bash open the door much to her surprise. In the actual episode she spurns Jean-Luc's original rescue out of pride, I REALLY hope she doesn't do this here because I don't think we're getting a second chance to pull this off.
"Adam!"
"Hello Vash. "
"You came for me."
"Of course I did. I wasn't going to let you get executed...."
"That Q...Malegant....he's responsible for all this?"
"Yes. We'll talk on the way. The others are downstairs raiding the castle. We don't have time. Vash please!"
"I'm not going." Vash says crossing her arms. Fucking hell.
Two guards rush me up and I swing Excalibur slicing both their heads off as they tumble backwards as I rush to shut the door. The handmaiden looks exasperated as Vash continues to be pissed.
"Vash...we don't have time. IF you stay here, you will be killed in the morning. For real. This is not a game even though it appears to be like that. We are...where we are.."
"I'm not going with you until you admit the truth."
They try and bash the door in. Fuck me.
"Vash...damn it. FINE. You want me to acknowledge my feelings for you? How's this for fuck's sake?"
I approach her and grab her and kiss her hard on the lisps...it is absolutely amazing. Like fire. I kiss her again and she wraps her hands around my head and brings me closer to her.
"That's a start." she says and I stare at her
"What?!"
"Mi' lady please!" the handmaiden whines and I agree
"You need to say the words."
"Q! ENOUGH! This is over. Send us home."
"TELL me how you feel Adam."
The door weakens and splinters....sigh. Why am I hesitating? I'm in the clear now.
"All right. Fine. I LOVE you Vash. More than you will ever possibly---"
She kisses me again.
"Q!"
I hear that familiar swoosh and just like that we are back in my quarters. Q in uniform, sits on my couch and slow claps.
"Well done mon ami. "
"Picard to Young?"
I see my comm badge on my shirt. I tap it.
"Young here, go ahead sir."
"I assume that Vash is with you?"
Arms around each other's waists we smile.
"Yes sir...and everyone else?"
"All accounted for."
"Well done, Mr. Young. I will see you at the reception. Picard out."
"Bravo indeed Adam. It was a masterful performance. I didn't think you had it in you!"
"Q! You could have gotten us all killed. I understand you push people to reach their fullest potential but this was NOT the way to go about doing this! A simple thank you would have sufficed."
"Ahhhh. But then where's the fun of that?" he asks standing up
"He does have a point you know." Vash agrees
"I like her already! I see what Jean-Luc and you see in her!"
I sigh.
"Q has a pitch for you...but I ask before you accept it---I uh--I'd like you to stay for a couple of days before you go."
Q has a shit eating grin.
Vash touches me on my chest and it's electric.
"It must be a pretty serious offer if you want me to stay, considering what we've just gone through together though...hmmm...I wasn't just gonna up and leave. What's the offer...Q?"
"An opportunity, one that doesn't come along too often for mere mortals. I am offering you a chance to travel with me. To go and see anything, anywhere, at any time...no catch, no danger...and yes mon ami I give you my word that no harm will come to her, she will have protection. Do you accept Vash?" a safari hat appears in his hand as he offers it to Vash
"I still don't understand who are what you are." she says
"You will if you accept the offer. I promise!"
She turns to me, and I shrug.
"He means what he says. He won't allow anything to happen to you, because if it does, he knows that i would scour the cosmos for him and kick his ass."
"You do care!" I nod
Vash takes the hat and puts it on and just like that they're both gone. I sigh. Damn it.
Then just as quick as they vanished. They reappear and Vash is in her full safari get up and has a huge smile and jumps into my arms. My knees almost buckle from the suddenness of the action. Q appears in his outfit. I scowl at him but then Vash kisses me.
"That was fast." I say
"We were gone a long time...oh Adam it was amazing."
"I bet it was...Q?"
"She promised to stay...and you've earned this mon ami, but I'll be back my erstwhile travelling companion!"
"Thank you." I say
Q bows and tips his hat.
"No Adam, I thank you. Have fun you two! I'll see you soon Vash!"
Q vanishes. Vash kisses me as I put her down and grab her by the waist.
"What was it like?" I ask as she starts to remove my jacket
"Oh Adam, it was absolutely incredible. Words can not describe the things I saw...and did!"
"I can only imagine." We start kissing as she lifts up my shirt and I start to undress her
"We can talk about that later though...I have more important business right now."
"What about the symposium?"
"We have a few minutes."
"I was hoping for longer..." she giggles
"We'll make up for lost time Adam, don't you worry."
We strip the remainder of our clothes and head to the bed to make love.
Vash ends up staying for a few days and we get to know each other.
"I know this will be impossible for both of you, but try and stay out of trouble." I tell them while holding hands with Vash
"I'll try my best to behave."
"You have my word that no harm will come to her mon ami!" he salutes me
"Thank you. I'm not sure if I will ever see you again, but I want you to know that I do love you Vash. If you ever decided to settle down, I'd consider marrying you, but I know that will never happen. Thank you for everything."
She kisses me.
"Thank you as well...and Adam...I know you've gone through a lot. But don't keep it all bottled up. Talk to Deanna. REALLY talk to Deanna about this."
I nod.
"Good journey, to you both."
They both nod, then Vash smiles and just like that I hear that finger snap and that swoosh, and they're gone.
"That was fun, while it lasted." I mutter
It is suddenly the beginning of October 2367. This past year has been a complete blur. It's gone by faster than I anticipated. Partially dealing with...what happened...has daunting at best. Exhausting at worst. The Enterprise has taken on a Klingon exobiologist named J'Dan. He has kept mostly to him. I have thought nothing of it...until it happens again.
"Picard to Young."
"Young here sir?"
"There's been an...incident in main engineering. Report to my ready room please."
"Aye sir."
The Drumhead has begun. Shit. I have to deal with Admiral Satie again. Adam calm.