Gaiatsu 2.6
"Goddamn Merchants can't keep their mouths shut I guess." Taylor thought.
Her mind raced about how to best play the situation. Some part of her even wanted to try and fight her way out of this scenario.
She imagined in the aftermath of violence as she attempted to explain that she'd had a really bad day. From getting tripped off of a two storey building, almost being shot, dealing with Oni Lee and then just her life in general... She certainly wasn't in a particularly talkative mood. She wondered at what point during that screed she'd be hit with containment foam and carted away.
Instead should she be confident, try and play up the professional mercenary aspect? Perhaps use humor to portray a ditzy façade which categorized her as unthreatening?
She decided to downplay, deflect, and defuse the situation instead. She slumped her shoulders with a dramatic sigh said, "Yes, I'm Butterfly. Long story, but I had to head off other choices that were worse."
"We heard rumors of a new cape from informants on the street," said Dauntless, "A Merchant bug controller."
"I'm not in the Merchants, I'm an independent Hero." Butterfly said.
Insects around Shadow Stalker's hidden perch heard a snort of derision,
"Liar."
"You know, the Protectorate offers addiction rehabilitation services to former gang members," Dauntless said.
Shadow Stalker murmured under her breath,
"Stomp her druggie little face in, already."
Butterfly raised her palms placatingly, "Not an addict, not a Merchant, just got pulled in when it all went down."
"So, might be a mercenary, might belong to the Merchants. Care to explain?'
"Just string her along and we'll track her back to the rest of the addicts." Shadow Stalker said.
Dauntless raised his shield arm and tapped a pattern against his helmet. Shadow Stalker's commentary to him cut out, but I could still hear it through the bugs around her impromptu snipers nest.
Glad she hadn't poisoned the well with a bad joke answer like,
"Would you believe, 'Her Megalomaniac Highness, Supreme Empress of the Swarm' was already taken?" Taylor would have bet money that Sophia would have just shot her in the back on general principles.
Butterfly considered her answer carefully, "The Merchants... It wasn't joining them so much as trying to survive against Oni Lee when they turned up and fought him too. More like 'Any port in a storm', or 'Needs must as the Devil drives'."
"Or it takes scum to know scum." interjected Shadow Stalker.
Dauntless lowered his shield, rested his Arclance against his shoulder and said, "Or 'The enemy of my enemy'…"
"…is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less." Butterfly interrupted, glad she remembered #29 of a
list she had read while she researched mercenaries on the computer.
Dauntless said "I'm just...very confused that you were willing to help a gang of what are literally disease-ridden drug addicts infamous for mugging people and hooking them on addictive drugs to expand their client base. There's...kind of a reason the Merchants are regarded as the lowest of the low, scum by even human-trafficking or racist thug drug-dealer standards."
Butterfly explained, "I didn't want to help them, I just don't like the idea of ANYONE dying, and everyone there was extremely close to getting sliced up by Oni Lee. It's the same reason I carry epi-pens with all the time, because there might just be that one time where they are needed. I even used one on a guy afterwards who had trouble breathing."
"Dumbass just placed herself at the scene," Shadow Stalker said
, "keep her talking and see what other crimes she admits to."
"Aptly put," Dauntless replied and inclined his head, "and as for the mercenary part of it?"
"Technically true, I guess," Butterfly said, "After Oni Lee ran off they made an assumption based on the quality of my costume even though it was my first night out. It seemed safest to go along with it and let them throw money at me rather than start up another fight against 4 capes and all their henchmen just seemed wrong at the time."
"Bullshit. Then why did you accept payment and NOT take them down once Oni Lee fled? You had the opportunity to didn't you? Besides, beating them up and taking their money isn't mugging if they are villains." Shadow Stalker opined.
She would never have even thought to seriously consider joining the Merchants. Right now she envisioned herself as an independent hero, kind-of mercenary and the only confirmed drug abuser in her day to day life was currently denigrating
other drug abusers as unworthy to live while pointing loaded a weapon at her back. Taylor considered the irony and hypocrisy of it all, culminating in that moment when she realized that the drug peddling, diseased addict supervillains were better people than Sophia.
Dauntless said, "I get that you're still coming to grips with what happened. That's why having a support system like the Wards is so worthwhile."
"Like I said, I didn't expect so many repercussions from a first night out in costume," Butterfly said.
Shadow Stalker scoffed,
"She's paid by disgusting drug-peddlers, how long until she also forces their shit on men, women, and children whenever she can. You know, addicting them against their will and all that? I'd rather have a quick death."
"Well, since you're new you can get compensated for returning stolen goods or a keep a portion of confiscated money through the spoils system once you fill out the paperwork at the PRT offices." Dauntless explained. "It's not the Wild West, though, so don't just take anything not nailed down and leave the claw hammer at home."
"Oh, OK… and now that you know I'm not a villain, can you get Shadow Stalker to stop her William Tell impression?" Butterfly gestured over her shoulder behind her. "I don't have an apple on my head."
Shadow Stalker noticed bugs form a smiley face and the word '
HI' on the ledge in front of her from where she took cover behind the chimney.
"A cutesy name, and now this happy horseshit?" she thought disgustedly.
"How did you know she was there?" Dauntless asked.
"I noticed your teleporting around pushed away my bugs, and half panicked when I thought it might be Oni Lee. I only noticed her up there when I was searching for where he might be lurking," Butterfly lied. "Besides, once I saw you were heroes I knew you wouldn't shoot me without probable cause, like if I pulled a weapon or something, which is why I dropped my pepper spray. Mind if I pick it up now?"
"Certainly, as long as you're putting it away," the Protectorate hero said, "After talking to you, you don't seem like the type to pull a weapon in front of the authorities."
Shadow Stalker dropped down across the gap between buildings as she flickered in and out of her Breaker state and said, "So what's Merchant scum like you doing out here in ABB turf anyway?"
She could see correcting this misconception being a recurring theme throughout her cape career.
"I AM NOT A MERCHANT! I was keeping Oni Lee from trying to
kill me. That doing so helped the Merchants was an unintended side-effect."
Butterfly placed her pepper spray back into her storage compartment and pointed to the unnaturally dark alley a block or so behind her and said, "I stumbled across a robbery in progress. A Casino was being robbed over that way, and I got slammed into a dumpster by buffalo-dinosaur things ridden by three people in eveningwear plus a punk rocker chick in masks when I tried to investigate."
"Then you two showed up while I tried to walk it off."
"The BBPD only called in the Undersiders, nothing about a Casino robbery, probably an illegal gang front," Dauntless said, "Let me go scout the area…"
"No need," said Butterfly as she reordered swarms of insects on the brick wall over her head into a map of the surrounding area, "The X's are guys with guns, the O's are the two… no, another guy just caught a bullet, make that three who fell to friendly fire shooting blindly in the darkness, no one else in the alley."
"I could use this..." Shadow Stalker thought.
Dauntless peered past her to see Grue's darkness persisting in an alley two blocks away and noted the X's moving and asked, "You're making this map in real time? From inside of that darkness? No delay?"
"No delay. And yes, I can sense the bugs under my control inside that darkness."
"Never the best idea to rush in blindly," said Dauntless gesturing to the persistent cloud of Grue's darkness.
Shadow Stalker surreptitiously disconnected her communication gear.
"One of them is groping his way out this end of the alley," Butterfly said, "He's going to appear right…."
A swarm of bugs flew ahead to form two loose crosshairs which lined up outside the preternatural darkness.
Butterfly finished the sentence, "…there."
Dauntless pointed his Arclance through the flying bugs and zapped an arm holding a submachine gun as it emerged from the darkness, an Asian man in a suit collapsed halfway out of the alley, unconscious.
Shadow Stalker scribbled a quick note and palmed the piece of paper while Dauntless was preoccupied securing the unconscious man.
"The other guy wandered back inside the Casino." Butterfly said.
"Shadow Stalker, please inform Butterfly here about the benefits of joining the Wards while I call this in." Dauntless said as he clapped the insect master on the shoulder.
Butterfly winced at the contact, a bruise probably already formed under her costume either from the fall or monstrous sideswipe of the dumpster she had landed in.
"Ouch," Shadow Stalker sympathized as she turned her head and watched Dauntless walk away to place the call, "Well, one perk of joining the Wards is the healthcare. I took a tumble last night and Panacea fixed me up, right as rain."
"So that's how she got rid of the tick under her skin," Taylor realized disappointedly,
"and her Breaker form must have prevented the crabs infestation from gaining hold."
Butterfly said, "So you get to be the cheerleader, 'Rah, rah, rah, Join the Wards', is that it?"
"Fuck that shit," whispered Shadow Stalker who turned to face Butterfly now that Dauntless was out of hearing range, "I want to hire you to tie up a loose end from my own career as a... how'd you put it? 'Independent Hero'."
Butterfly cocked her head in startlement as Shadow Stalker stealthily passed her a folded up piece of paper.
"I thought you cared about me possibly being a Merchant," Butterfly said in low tones.
"I don't. At all. It takes a special kind of idiotic stupidity for the Merchants to sell drugs. Either that or they're just plain bad," Shadow Stalker replied, "I don't give a shit what they're into as long as you don't hang up your mercenary hat just yet."
Taylor wished she had a voice recorder so she could replay this moment of Sophia breaking the law over and over again in more than just her memories. At least the phone number now in her hand would be some evidence.
Butterfly replied, "Yeah, I mean you need to be really evil or stupid to sell people addictive substances like coffee, or cola and don't get me started on how evil chocolate is."
"Smartass." Shadow Stalker said, "Call me later and we can hash out the details. Once my job with you is done I'll tell you the real deal on the Wards."
Dauntless returned and said, "The BBPD are on the way. In the mean time, let me cover a few points about Wards membership Shadow Stalker probably missed..."
"Dick," thought Butterfly and Shadow Stalker simultaneously.
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Oni Lee surveyed the BBPD cars parked around the Casino from the roof of a neighboring tall apartment block and called Lung.
The kamikaze teleporter told his boss about the Casino heist, Grue's darkness as it evaporated, and that new Merchant cape as she was interviewed by the PRT heroes in the aftermath.
"She shall suffer the fate of all moths that approach flame." Lung intoned gravely.
Author's Note:
If some of this dialogue seems eerily familiar, then you've been paying attention to the comments (across several sites). Thanks to Eternity Dragon – NecroMac - Akritedes – Clappie – Firethorn - Shulta - The Stormbringer - Omnis - Drachir - Hye and the TheUnicorn for having such insightful (or snarky) commentary to mine for gold. Who knew this kind of thing could happen outside of a PHO Interlude?