Chapter 13: The Tank Commander
CI5 Headquarters, Westminster, London, July 25th, 2005
Granger shook her head and muttered something Ron didn't catch despite being sat next to her.
"Pardon?" Harry frowned at her.
"Nothing." After a moment, she added: "I'll explain later." Meaning: once they were outside.
But as they stepped out of the building - into the interior yard, where their car was parked - Ron spotted Moody leaning against the wall near the corner, arms crossed, and watching them. No, waiting for them.
Granger had spotted him as well - Ron heard her curse. "He wants to talk," he told her.
"I'd advise against speaking with any police officers at this stage of the investigation," Fudge spoke up. "At least without a solicitor present."
"It's not that kind of talk," Harry told the man.
"He was our instructor," Ron added.
"I'm aware of that," Fudge said. "I'm also aware that he's a very obstinate man."
There was no point in denying that. Ron glanced at Moody again - the man hadn't moved, but was staring at them with his good eye. They should talk to him. Not only did he deserve some sort of explanation but he'd probably track them down if they simply quit and vanished. Although he might do that anyway. On the other hand, they couldn't leave Granger alone.
"Well, get on with it," Granger told them. "We can wait in the car." At Ron's glance, she sniffed. "I've spoken to Officer Moody quite enough for this week."
Ron nodded in sympathy as Harry snorted. They checked the car before letting Granger get in, then walked over to Moody.
He scoffed. "Took you long enough."
Harry shrugged. "Had to check for traps and ambushes."
Moody grunted in response. "Did you?"
"Yes," Ron replied.
"Really." Moody pushed off the wall. "Perhaps you did. This time."
"Neither Scrimgeour nor Bones was our fault," Harry spat.
Moody looked at him. "Yaxley was too eager. Should have noticed that."
Ron couldn't tell if Moody meant them or himself. Probably both.
"That's hindsight," Harry said, frowning.
Moody shrugged. "And it shouldn't be hindsight."
"We weren't around much when Yaxley got involved," Harry retorted. His friend was still wound up by the accusations levelled against him, Ron realised.
"I'd tell you to do better next time, but you're not going to stay, are you?"
How had he…? Ron pressed his lips together - if Moody had been guessing, then their reaction had just given the game away.
The older man chuckled. Once. "As I thought."
So Moody had been guessing. Swell.
"What would be the point?" Harry said, scoffing. "They blame us for the whole affair."
"You're no quitter, Potter. And neither is Weasley." Moody grinned. "Matter of fact, you'd stay on to spite everyone, wouldn't you? Unless you had another reason to quit." He turned his head to stare at the car.
Bloody hell! Ron almost felt bad for telling Granger off for spilling information. "Someone has to protect her," he told Moody.
"And you want to be the one."
"She needs someone she can trust and who can do the job. Not too many of them around, are there?" Ron replied.
Moody snorted. "It's more than that, though, isn't it?" He glanced at Harry, then looked at Ron again. "You wouldn't have told her to hire Fudge. In fact, you'd have told her not to hire the man. And Fudge isn't cheap."
"Granger's the most famous kidnapping victim in Britain," Harry pointed out. "Good publicity."
"Fudge isn't after publicity. There won't be a trial, anyway. Someone's paying him, and the Grangers don't have enough money to cover his fees. Fudge quickly shut that question down when I asked the girl."
Well, that mistake wasn't their fault, but Dumbledore's. "Can't tell you," Ron said, showing his teeth. "Loose lips sink ships." Moody had taught them that.
"Good lad." The older officer nodded. "Looks like you remembered at least one lesson." He cocked his head. "But you forgot my lesson about women and work."
"It's not like that," Ron told him. He wasn't mixing work and his private affairs.
Moody shook his head with a twisted grin. "And you forgot what I told you about politics."
"We're just protecting a woman," Harry told him.
"Against Russian 'mercenaries'?" Moody shook his head. "And a woman who's hiding something? You're fools, lads."
Ron clenched his teeth. They were doing the right thing.
"Unless you already know what she's hiding."
They didn't react to that probe.
"Better." Moody grinned again. "I don't know who's paying you - or will be paying you. But I know enough to tell you that they're bad news. They always are, in this sort of business."
Well, Ron couldn't disagree with Moody there - he didn't trust Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
"Keep your wits about you, lads. What's left of them, in any case." Moody nodded at them.
"We will," Harry replied, nodding firmly.
"You better. I don't want to hear that all that time I spent training you was wasted," the older man said, then turned away.
*****
No 12 Grimmauld Place, London, July 25th, 2005
"That's different," Granger remarked as Harry drove their armoured car - they'd switched cars, with Fudge being driven home in the original car - down the ramp that led to the garage of Sirius and Harry's home.
Ron didn't know how Sirius had managed to get planning permission for it in this neighbourhood, but he was glad for the privacy and security it granted them. If they had had to park in the yard, they would have been too exposed. Too vulnerable - Yaxley still hadn't been caught, and Ron didn't think that the man's sniper was among the people Harry had killed in Clissold Park.
"Well, you don't need a garage for brooms, do you?" Harry said as he parked the car.
Granger snorted. "Wizards don't use brooms in the middle of London - not many are able to cast the Disillusionment Charms needed to hide them from muggles, and invisibility cloaks are expensive and don't last long. Most use the Floo Network or the Knight Bus."
"The bus?" Ron asked.
"An enchanted bus that covers all of Britain, providing transportation for wizards and witches who couldn't use the Floo or apparate for one reason or another," Granger explained. "Fast, but very uncomfortable."
"Ah." Ron nodded. "Do people enchant cars as well?" he asked as he got out.
"Your… I mean, my Ron's father did. A Ford Anglia that could turn invisible and fly."
Ron wanted one. No, he wanted his Ford Capri enchanted like that.
"I can't do that," Granger told him as if she had read his thoughts.
Well, perhaps he could ask the man himself, once Granger managed to open a portal.
"Harry!"
Ron jerked, almost going for his gun when he heard the yell. Who would…?
"Ginny?" he and Harry said in unison just before Ron's sister tackled her boyfriend. Well, technically, she hugged him, but Harry had to take a step back or he would have fallen down.
"Ginny…" Ron heard Granger mumble next to him.
"How did you…?" Harry managed to say before Ginny silenced him with a kiss. A very French kiss.
The answer, of course, was standing in the door of the lift. Sirius. And Luna.
"Hi, everyone!" Luna said, waving.
"I arranged her visit when you contacted me about staying over," the older man told them as he approached. "Sirius Black. Enchanté!" he announced as he bowed with a flourish to Granger.
"Good afternoon, Si… sir," she managed to say. "Thank you for having us over."
"It's Harry's home," Sirius replied. "Of course he can bring friends. Ron practically lived here for a time."
Until he had managed to get a flat of his own.
"That was dangerous." Apparently, Harry had finally managed to tear his face away from Ginny's.
"I picked her up in a parking garage in the City," Sirius said. "Just like Luna." Whose pickup had been planned by Harry and Ron. "And I've got the tickets to prove that I wasn't followed." Which meant he had been speeding again.
"Ah." Harry nodded - a little reluctantly.
"Yes, so you can't complain," Ginny told him. "Did you really think I wouldn't visit?" Without waiting for an answer, she turned to Granger and stuck her hand out. "Hello, Dr Granger. I'm Ginny." Of course, she would assume everyone already knew her. Well, she wasn't wrong with regard to Granger, but not for the reasons she probably thought.
"Hello." Granger nodded. She was quite tense, Ron noticed.
He cleared his throat. "Shall we head up? I don't know about you, but I think the living room would be more comfortable."
"Oh, of course!" Sirius grinned. "Unless Harry and Ginny would prefer their room."
"Sirius!" Harry frowned at his godfather.
Ron was looking at Granger, though. She didn't seem surprised by the remark, so she probably had expected something like that. Or she was too tense to react.
A few minutes later, everyone was settled in the living room and, apparently, the roast for dinner was in the oven. Ginny had claimed Harry's lap, of course, but that was pretty normal for the couple.
"So, have you quit CI5 yet?" Sirius asked while he was serving drinks. Apparently, Luna had told him their plans.
"No. We're suspended anyway; we'll quit once the investigation is over or it'll look as if we're guilty," Harry said.
They'd look guilty anyway, Ron knew. They couldn't tell the truth, and their soon-to-be-former colleagues would know they were hiding something.
"But you love your work!" Ginny exclaimed.
"I might love the next job more," Harry told her. "We might be going private - that way, I would have more time travelling with you."
"You want to become private detectives?" Ginny frowned. "Does that pay well?"
That was aimed at Ron, of course - between his inheritance and being Sirius's heir, Harry didn't need money. And Ginny's job paid very well. "Private security pays reasonably well," Ron replied.
"Really." Ginny narrowed her eyes at him, then looked at Granger, who had been uncharacteristically silent so far. "Private security for Dr Granger."
Ron glanced at Luna, whose smile looked a little guilty. Well, he had only himself - and Harry - to blame for that; they had arranged for Luna to stay with Sirius while they went to CI5. Of course, leaving her alone in the lab would have been out of the question.
Granger sighed. "Please excuse us for a moment. I need to talk with Luna, Mr Weasley and Mr Potter in private." She marched into the hallway, leaving Ron and Harry to follow her.
"I think we need to tell them," she said as soon as the door had closed behind them.
Ron saw Luna looking relieved while Granger glanced at him as if she wanted his approval.
Well, even if they weren't the Ginny and Sirius she knew, Ron trusted them, of course.
So he nodded in agreement. They had checked the room for bugs, anyway. Harry nodded as well, though he didn't look relieved.
They went back to the living room, where Ginny received them with narrowed eyes, frowning at Ron as if it was his fault, then at Luna. "You knew their secret already!"
"Yes," Luna replied. "Well, one of them. The most important one, I think. I'm sure they have more secrets."
"Do tell!" Sirius cut in with a wide grin. "Harry is usually so close-lipped about his work. Well, I guess if he's planning to quit, that will change."
Harry rolled his eyes. "There's also the matter of revealing classified information being illegal."
"As long as you don't get caught, who cares?" Sirius shrugged.
"This is more important than any police file," Granger said in a clipped tone. "This cannot be told to anyone, under any circumstances. Lives depend on it. Our lives."
To Ron's surprise, Ginny seemed impressed - for about a second.
"Our lips are sealed," Sirius declared, then mimed zipping his mouth shut.
Granger studied them both for a moment - was she reconsidering her decision? - then slowly nodded and took a deep breath. "I'm not from this world. I'm a witch from a parallel dimension where magic exists and was transported to this world against my will in 1998. People mistook me for the Hermione Granger who had been kidnapped here in 1991."
"A witch. From a parallel dimension." The doubt in Ginny's voice couldn't be more obvious.
"It's true," Ron told her. "It's not a prank."
"Magic?" Sirius seemed more amused than impressed, although he didn't openly doubt their claim. Yet.
"Magic." Granger nodded at him. "I lost my wand, so I cannot demonstrate much - witches and wizards need specially-made wands to do most magic. But I can do this." She held out her hand and yelled: "Accio pen!"
At once, a silver pen left Sirius's pocket and started to fly - slowly - towards her.
"That's… that's…"
Ron really enjoyed Ginny's expression. "Go on, check for magnets or wires!" he told her.
She did, glaring at him the whole time. When she didn't find either, she huffed. "That doesn't prove the existence of parallel dimensions or magic!" At Harry raising his eyebrows at her, she pouted. "Ron was always watching those series on the telly and telling me about his books."
"And you liked them," Ron reminded her. Until she had grown 'too old', in her own words.
"As impressive as this demonstration is," Sirius spoke up, "it doesn't prove her story."
"Dr Granger also has magic potions and a magic bag," Ron told him.
"And she knows our counterparts," Harry added.
"Who aren't identical to you," Granger pointed out, pen in hand. "But there are similarities." She looked at Ginny and Sirius. "I knew both of your counterparts very well."
"Not as well as she knew our counterparts, though," Ron pointed out.
"We are both witches in Hermione's world!" Luna exclaimed, beaming at Ginny. "And all of us were fighting an evil fascist regime!"
"What?"
Granger explained before Luna could: "Your counterparts in my world are witches like me - we all went to the same boarding school in Scotland - and when I was transported here, we were in the middle of a civil war with a dark wizard and his followers who had taken control of the country - well, the magical parts which formed Wizarding Britain; the United Kingdom wasn't much affected - and wanted to kill all those they considered 'impure'. Which included me."
"Exactly!" Luna nodded several times as if this were a good thing.
"What? How old were we?"
"I arrived here on the same day I left my own world," Granger told her. With a grim expression, she added: "We had no choice, even as children - they wanted to kill us. Well, me for being born, and my Harry for defeating the Dark Lord when he was a baby. Harry, that is - the Dark Lord was an adult at the time."
That made both Ginny and Sirius focus on Harry. Ron's friend wasn't happy about it, of course.
"And the Weasleys are purebloods, but still opposed the dark wizards," Ron said while Ginny ran a hand over Harry's back. "Their Ginny is a courier on a flying broom."
As it turned out, flying on brooms apparently was a little too clichéd for his sister, and Granger had to demonstrate her bag of holding to convince Ginny that this wasn't a hoax, psychic powers or not.
As if Ron would do such a thing. Now, the twins, on the other hand...
*****
"You were shot and would have died without a magic potion?"
Ron winced - like their mother, his sister had a strong pair of lungs. Perhaps they shouldn't have told her the full truth. Sirius looked rather taken aback as well.
Well, what was done was done. Ron shrugged. "I survived. All of us did."
"And the enemies didn't. Well, most of them didn't," Harry added.
"You almost died! If Dr Granger hadn't been there, you'd have been killed!"
"Well, you saved me," he defended himself, looking at Granger.
"You didn't know that I could save you," Granger pointed out.
"Anyway, it happened. Let's talk about something more productive, shall we?"
"How about we eat first?" Sirius asked. "The roast should be done now."
Ron agreed at once. A good meal would soothe Ginny's temper.
*****
"...and we became a couple in my fifth year?" Ginny asked over pudding.
"Your counterpart's fifth year." Granger corrected her for the umpteenth time.
Ron wondered - privately - if he should tell her that his sister was now probably only doing it out of sheer stubbornness.
"See, your magical counterpart was smarter than you were," Ginny said, turning to face Harry with a smirk.
Sirius laughed at her joke - or at Harry's slightly forced smile. "Now that we've heard everything about our dear celebrity, how about some information about my own counterpart?" Ginny had the grace to blush at the slight admonishment, Ron noticed. If he had said that, or Mum, she would have gotten mad. Or made a scene. "Harry might not have told you, but I'm a retired officer in the British Army," Sirius told Granger. "A tank commander, to be exact. I gather my counterpart held a similar position?"
"Ah." Granger grimaced. "Not exactly. Your counterpart fought in the First Wizarding War and the Second Wizarding War - or the First and Second Blood War, as we called them - but as a private citizen. And in between, he was imprisoned on false charges until he broke out shortly before the Second War started. He died in our seventh year in one of the skirmishes."
"Oh." Sirius lost his smile.
"Sorry," Granger belatedly added. She looked more tired than sorry, though - but then, after being interrogated first by Moody and then by Ginny, not many wouldn't be tired.
Sirius waved her apology away. "Don't worry about it. Though are you certain that you want to return? Your world sounds like a nightmare."
Ron rolled his eyes. Sirius sometimes was terribly blunt, and Ron had never managed to find out if it was by design or if was merely carelessness.
"Yes," Granger stated in a flat voice, "I'm certain. Deadly certain. I'm not going to abandon my friends in the middle of a war."
Luna nodded in obvious agreement as Ron refrained from pointing out that Granger had, involuntarily, of course, done exactly that.
"Very noble," Sirius said. "Although are you planning to drag Harry and his friends into your war?"
"What?" Granger shook her head, sending her ponytail whipping about. "Of course not! This isn't their war. And they couldn't do much, anyway, without magic."
Ron clenched his teeth. He wasn't useless.
"You don't strike me as bulletproof," Harry commented with a glare. "And I didn't get the impression that you were a particularly weak witch."
"Many places are protected by Muggle-Repelling Charms," Granger shot back. "You wouldn't be able to enter those areas, much less fight anyone. And those spells can be cast in combat as well. Imagine suddenly forgetting that you're fighting and wandering off in the middle of a battle!"
That was a terrifying prospect, Ron had to admit. And yet, there were more ways to fight than directly attacking the enemy. "That doesn't make us useless," he told her. "We just need to pick our fights. And you can protect us against such spells, can't you?"
"Not very effectively," she replied. "It's easier to cast such spells than dispel them."
"You aren't seriously planning to fight in a magic civil war?" Sirius asked, staring at them.
"Of course he is," Ginny replied - rather snidely, in Ron's opinion. "It's like one of his books, but he gets to take his guns with him."
This wasn't the time to educate Ginny about fantasy and science fiction novels. Ron shook his head. He turned to Granger. "You don't have your wand. You were, in your own words, one of Britain's most wanted witches. How long will you last, alone, if your enemies are still fighting - or have won?"
She glared at him and raised her chin. "Longer than you would!"
"And do you really think Dumbledore and Grindelwald would let you enter alone?" Ron pointed out. "We're not wizards, but you'll need us."
"And me!" Luna piped up. "I'm no witch, but, as you said, most of your world isn't any different from our own. I know how to fly under the radar."
"Unless it's literally flying under the radar," Ginny added with a grin. "On a broom."
Sirius shook his head. "Jokes aside, this is a very, very dangerous course of action."
"Yes, which is why they should stay here," Granger quickly said. She looked at Ron. "I'm very grateful for your help - I owe you my freedom and possibly my life - but this isn't your war. You've got your family and life here."
That was true. But it was his life. And Ron was the one who decided when to risk it. And for what or whom. "So?" he said. "Mum and Dad taught us all to do what's right, not what's easy."
Contrary to his expectations, that line shut her up.
It didn't shut up Sirius, of course - there wasn't much, if anything, that would shut up the man, in Ron's experience. "Boys! I've been to war. It's not heroic, it's not fun - it's bloody dangerous! And this isn't even a proper war - it's a damn civil war. Insurrections. Death squads. Like that mess in Iraq. And with magic! Not even a tank would protect you, I wager!"
"Hermione's going back to war," Luna pointed out.
"Into a witch war, where we couldn't do anything. We wouldn't have dragged civilians into combat in the Falklands," Sirius replied.
"We're not civilians," Harry shot back.
"You're not a soldier, either," Ginny told him. "You're a police officer." Who had killed more people in the line of duty than Sirius, as Ron knew.
"And we're probably better prepared for this kind of war," Ron said. "We've fought terrorists before."
"You haven't fought wizards," Granger told him.
"The basic principles are the same," he told her, hoping that he was correct.
"You don't know anything about magical combat," Sirius said. "How can you prepare for a war if you don't know what the enemy can do?"
"Dr Granger can tell us," Harry said.
"You could probably give us a lecture on magical combat," Ron added with a grin.
No one seemed to find that funny, though. Granger glared at him, though he had expected that.
"I don't want you to go to war," Ginny told Harry. "I already worry about you when you are at work."
"We don't know if there's a war," Ron said. "It's been seven years since Dr Granger left."
"The First Blood War lasted a decade, depending on what you consider its start" - Granger proved his earlier joke correct - "Most put the start at the first use of the Dark Mark following an attack, but some - correctly, I believe - attribute several killings of key government officials in the months before that to the Death Eaters, and, therefore, consider the war to have started with those murders."
"And what if the war's over and the enemy won? Won't they detect the portal, gate, whatever you're building? And what if they invade us?" Sirius changed tack.
"They haven't invaded muggle Britain. Why would they go after a whole new world without magic?" Granger retorted. "There's nothing here that they couldn't get in my world. There's precious little that they would want in the first place."
"There's you," Sirius said.
Ron saw her purse her lips before she answered: "They wouldn't know it was my doing. I'd leave the country - go to France, probably. Claim I'd been hiding for seven years."
"Would anyone who knew you believe that?" Ron asked her.
She glared at him, then spat: "I can't leave my friends to their fates!"
He didn't look at her while she wiped her eyes after her outburst.
"Of course you couldn't!" Luna said, glaring at the others, including Ron. "And we won't let you go back alone."
"I said that all along, didn't I?" Ron pointed out.
"I know why he's going - he's stupid," Ginny snapped. "But why are you going?" she asked Harry.
"Ron's my best friend," Harry said as if that explained it.
Well, it did. It also made Ron the target of both Sirius and Ginny's glares.
He met them with a smile. Sometimes, you had to do what was right, not what was easy. And it didn't hurt that doing the right thing would let him visit another dimension - a realm of magic.
"And what about the risk to our world?" Sirius wouldn't let this go.
"We'll minimise it, as I said," Granger replied. "We'll sneak in. There are a few caches we had prepared, in case the worst came to pass. I can get a new wand there and other supplies. Then we can gather information - and stay in muggle Britain, where it's safer."
"Yes! We know all about hiding from the authorities!" Luna cheered.
"If the situation is… worse than anticipated, we'll return at once and discuss further steps." She cocked her head at Sirius. "Is that acceptable?"
"I want to be involved," he shot back.
"We can do that," Harry said at once. "Granger's calling the shots, after all."
"The Phoenix Gruppe is funding you." Sirius shook his head. "I knew I should have bought a Scorpion for old time's sake when New Zealand sold theirs."
"They were broken," Harry told him. "They never worked."
"They could have been fixed. I've got the money."
"And you wouldn't have been allowed to keep the gun functional," Harry went on.
"Phoenix Gruppe could replace it."
"And you don't have a crew for it." Harry glared at him. "And no, we won't play crew for you."
"I could drive!" Luna piped up. "Daddy taught me how to drive tracked vehicles."
Ron was suddenly very glad that Sirius didn't actually have a tank.
"Well… Some of those Scorpions should still be available, for the right price." Sirius rubbed his chin. "And it would be a nice vehicle to get around the estate with if it's too cold or wet for the horses. Fastest tank, ever!"
"Sirius!" Harry all but hissed. "You just told us that this isn't a conventional war. It's an insurrection! A magical civil war! There's no place for a light tank. Or any tank!"
"Tanks are very useful in insurrections. They protect you much better than other vehicles," the older man retorted.
"A Scorpion's not a Challenger," Ron pointed out, ignoring Luna's frown - presumably at having her tank driving dreams spoiled.
"Indeed," Granger cut in, "a tank of any kind would be completely useless in the kind of war we fought. It's not mobile enough to actually reach a fight before it's over, and it would be quite easily dealt with by a competent wizard. Even if it were too large to be transfigured into cheese or something similar, a bog could be conjured right underneath it, sinking it in seconds."
"You need to see the tank first before you can destroy it," Sirius replied. "We were very good at hiding and preparing ambushes. And the gun will hit an enemy out to two thousand yards."
"And what if the fight is in the middle of a city?" Ron asked.
"Hermione can turn it invisible!" Luna said. "They'll never see it coming."
"They'll hear it," Harry replied.
"She can silence it as well! Or shrink it and carry it with her!"
Luna was far too enthusiastic about tank warfare, in Ron's opinion.
"That's an excellent idea, Luna!"
And so was Sirius.
"I can't just wave my wand - if I had one - to turn a tank invisible and silent," Granger told him. "Well, I could, with serious effort. But that wouldn't be a proper enchantment. And it might affect the tank's electronics."
"But others could do it?"
"Yes," Granger admitted. "But that still leaves the problem of actually transporting a tank - first through a portal, and then to a hiding place - and it still wouldn't be useful. Not to mention that driving an invisible tank on the road would be a danger to all the other road users."
Ron could imagine that. But he could also imagine how enchanting the thing to fly would solve that issue - provided it kept low to the ground to avoid air traffic. And… "How fast could a vehicle fly?" he asked.
He thought Granger mumbled 'not you as well' under her breath, but he wasn't sure. She certainly glared at him, though.
*****
Two hours later, he licked his lips, took a deep breath, then knocked on the door to her room. "Dr Granger?"
After a few seconds - which felt much longer - he heard her voice. "Yes?"
"Are you decent?"
"That's a peculiar way of asking if you can enter my room," came the more than slightly sarcastic reply.
"Is that a yes?"
For a moment, he feared he had pushed too far, but then the door opened, and Granger was frowning at him. She was decent - sort of. Her tank top and shorts were a little more revealing than he was used to from her - not counting his dreams. It also made him, still in his slacks and shirt, feel slightly overdressed.
"Can I come in?"
She scoffed but stepped to the side. Bare feet - no wonder he hadn't heard her steps.
"I'll take that to mean yes," he said lightly as he stepped past her, making her snort.
"So, why did you want to visit?" she asked as she closed the door.
He sat down on the chair at the desk - which was covered in parchment and smiled, if a little weakly. "I came to apologise. I got a little carried away. Sorry." But who wouldn't have been enthusiastic about a flying, invisible tank?
She sniffed. "You and everyone else but for Harry and Ginny." She blinked. "Mr Potter and Miss Weasley, I mean." Who had retired to Harry's room shortly after dessert, for obvious reasons.
"You know," he told her, "we've been in three shoot-outs together now. Shouldn't we start using our first names?"
She laughed at that - though it sounded a little forced... no, reluctant - as she sat down on the bed. "I guess there are a few things you can't share without ending up liking each other, hm?"
That sounded like a comment with a lot of backstory. "You seem to be speaking from experience," he told her.
She snorted. "Did I ever tell you how I became best friends with my Harry and my Ron?"
He shook his head. "Not in detail. You were in the same year at your magical boarding school."
"The same house. But that wasn't the reason we became friends - well, in a way, it was." She shook her head. "It started with a troll breaking into the school, and me having a cry in the bathroom..."
*****
"You fought a twelve-foot-tall troll?" He couldn't quite keep the incredulity out of his voice.
"I mostly cowered. Ron - my Ron - and my Harry fought it. And defeated it," she replied.
'My Ron' grated on his nerves. It sounded so possessive. Or something. And all that after he made her cry? "And that happened at your school."
"It was a diversion for an attempt to steal the Philosopher's Stone."
"That's real?"
"Was real. It was destroyed after our first year. At least that's what we were told." She shrugged. "It might have been a lie to protect its owner. At the time, we didn't question it."
"Dumbledore told you that?" He raised his eyebrows.
"My world's Dumbledore." She narrowed her eyes at his expression. "He wasn't like this one's."
"Or was better at hiding it," Ron retorted.
She bit her lower lip at that, even as she glared at him. He refrained from smirking - it was obvious that she wanted to contradict him, but couldn't. Not without lying.
"Anyway, that was a horrible experience."
"Your school years weren't exactly perfectly safe, either," she told him.
Pettigrew. He remembered that she'd read about the incident in that stupid magazine. Shrugging, he said: "We were just facing a man. Not a monster."
Her sniff told him that she wasn't falling for his attempt to downplay the incident. But she wasn't pushing, either. He nodded. "Well, I can see why you three became best friends." Events like that forged bonds. Like combat.
She smiled in return. She looked nostalgic - a little sad as well.
He stood. "Well, I should head to bed."
She slipped off the bed. "It's getting late."
For a moment, they faced each other without saying anything. Ron had the sudden urge to lean forward and embrace her. Instead, he nodded again. "Goodnight, Hermione."
"Goodnight, Ron."
He kept smiling all the way to his room.
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No 12 Grimmauld Place, London, July 26th, 2005
Between Harry's odd hours as a police officer, and Ginny's career leading to her travelling the globe, they were effectively having a long-distance relationship. Ron knew that. He also knew that neither of them liked it, even though they wouldn't consider changing careers, either. And he was no stranger to seeing both of them tired but very happy at the breakfast table.
But he couldn't help envying them. He hadn't had a steady relationship since Luna - few women could handle his working hours and the danger. Harry was very lucky that Ginny could.
He sighed as he refilled his cup and grabbed The Times.
"Is something wrong, Ron?" Ginny asked.
"Hm?" He raised his head and looked at her, hoping very much that she was wearing something under that robe. Unlike the time she had surprised Harry at home, and Ron had happened to visit as well. She didn't sound smug, he noted. Which meant this was Ginny trying to help him. Damn. "I'm fine. Just a little tired - I didn't sleep too well," he lied.
"Oh?" She looked at the empty spot at the table.
He rolled his eyes. "Not like that." Not like them.
"So nothing happened?" Harry asked.
Ron frowned at his friend. Harry had been very much occupied, so how had he noticed Ron's visit? "Did you bug the hallway?"
"Luna didn't want to disturb you two," Ginny revealed.
"Where is she, anyway?"
"Checking the net," Harry replied. "She wanted to catch a friend of hers before they went to bed."
Ron pressed his lips together. Luna didn't have friends on the net - she had contacts.
"Don't try to distract us!" Ginny cut in. "What happened?"
"Nothing happened," Ron told her. "I just apologised to Hermione for annoying her with our talk about flying tanks."
"Oh! It's 'Hermione' now?" Ginny smirked.
He rolled his eyes. "There are a few things you can't share without ending up liking each other..." he started to quote Hermione.
"Oh, really? It's not the other way around?"
Of course she would misunderstand what he meant! And Harry was chuckling.
Ron shook his head and focused on The Times.
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"So, which shop are we hitting first?" Ginny asked an hour later, as they gathered in the entrance hall. "You have to pretty much buy a whole household, right? For your new home? Clothes, furniture, cosmetics, bedsheets, favourite mug and teapot..."
"Books," Ron said. He didn't think A Feast for Crows was out already, but perhaps...
"Yes," Hermione agreed, nodding.
"Seriously?" Ginny shook her head, though she seemed amused rather than annoyed. "Well, I should have expected that. When Ron moved out, he bought shelves for his books before he bothered buying non-essential stuff like pans, pots and dishes…"
Perhaps she was a little annoyed, Ron corrected himself. "Well, my favourite book shop is on the way to whatever other shops we need to visit."
"Only if you're driving," Harry said.
"You're not driving with Ginny around," Ron replied with a grin.
"Hey!" Ginny glared at him.
"And they have all the magazines I need, too!" Luna chimed in, if a little belatedly. Well, she had visited the shop often enough when they were a couple, Ron reminded himself.
"Let's go then," Sirius said. "We can take the SUV."
Which would fit all six of them comfortably and leave enough room in the boot for essential purchases.
"So, are you a fan of fantasy novels?" Ginny asked as they descended the stairs. "Or do you think they are weird, having real magic?"
"I prefer non-fiction books, actually," Hermione told her.
"That covers a lot since magic has been revealed to be real," Luna said. "How many fantasy novels could be considered 'based on a true story'?"
"Those aren't exactly non-fiction," Hermione replied.
"Certainly not if written by Skeeter," Harry added.
And that killed the conversation until they reached the garage. "I'm driving," Sirius announced. "It's my car."
"His replacement tank," Ginny stage-whispered to Hermione.
"It actually has better all-round armour than his tank," Luna pointed out. "This car's got B7-level of ballistic protection."
"It lacks a gun, though," Sirius complained. "And it's not quite as able in rough terrain."
"Because it weighs almost as much as a tank," Harry said.
"Speed isn't armour," Ron told him. The Royal Navy had learned that at the Battle of Jutland.
"Stop complaining about my car and get in, everyone!" Sirius exclaimed, clapping his hands. "We don't have all day!"
Ron ended up in the middle row, next to Hermione, with Harry and Ginny in the back and Luna riding shotgun.
"At least we're not behind the lovebirds," he told Hermione as they stopped at the first crossing.
She laughed, briefly, and nodded. "Oh, I've seen worse."
He saw her smile fade a little and her eyes unfocus as she remembered - right before a bullet struck the windshield and Luna screamed.
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"What?" Harry all but yelled. She controlled herself better, but she felt the same.
"I said I'm not going into hiding." Ginny glared at him, hands on her hips. "You haven't gone deaf over the summer, have you?"
"But…"
Ginny cut him off. "If you can risk your life fighting them, I can do my part, too."
"You're sixteen," she pointed out to the other witch.
"I fought Death Eaters when I was fifteen!" Ginny retorted. "You were there, Hermione!"
She knew that. "But that was before they took over the Ministry. Now they can use the Trace to track you. You'd be a liability."
Ginny scoffed. "The Trace? Please! Bill got rid of it."
"What?"
"What did you expect? He's a Curse-Breaker, and it's a standard enchantment. Easy to dispel if you know how." Ginny grinned. "Mum and Dad asked him to do it so I would be able to use magic if I was in danger."
"I don't think they want you to risk yourself," Harry said.
"Tough." Ginny scoffed again. "I'm already in danger as a blood-traitor. And you need all the help you can get."
She stiffened. Did Ginny know about their task? How?
"Oh, relax!" The other witch shook her head. "I don't know what you're supposed to do. But I know Harry has an important task - I know him, after all," she added, smiling at the still scowling Harry. "So, I'll be joining you."
She shook her head. "No, you won't!"
"The hell I won't!"
"We've been training for this for a year. You haven't," she told her. "You wouldn't be risking just yourself, you'd put all of us at risk. And especially Harry." Without Occlumency, Ginny wouldn't be able to resist the Horcruxes' effect. Not after what she went through with the diary.
"This isn't about being able to fight," Harry explained.
"What?" Ginny exclaimed.
She glared at Harry. He was coming close to revealing their task. Dumbledore had been quite clear about the need to keep it a secret - from everyone.
"Please. You can't come with us." He embraced her. "I'm sorry."
She turned and left them when Ginny started to cry.
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