Two Sentence Story (Horror, humor, tragedy, anything!)

[Hecatoncheires]

Considering that there's no other thread for this, I'd figured to start this one.

It's simple: we make a story, either horror, funny, anything that you feel like writing in two sentences, throw it here. Allow me to begin.

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I had a crush send me a gift of chocolate for Valentines Day. Whenever I eat it, it always has this metallic taste on my mouth, and I don't know why red food coloring comes out of the chocolate.

 

[humon]

It wasn't the first time she'd sent me something weird. On Christmas Day, I found in my mailbox a little cloth doll with a noose tied around its neck.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

I look around the place, so many dead bodies around. Oh well, no sense in wasting fresh meat.

 

[Lick Factor]

"Your wish for Jade Beauties finally got approved by the Celestial Bureaucracy. Shame they're all mercury drinkers."

 

[Renko]

"Great News! My sister is pregnant! She's gonna have a baby!"

"I'm going to be a Dad!"

 

[Ben Kerry]

He lived on, had a house by the cul-de-sac, a wife who was his high school sweetheart, and children who called him father. The war never left him

 

[Ben Kerry]

He hates it. He needs it.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Living home alone is quite fun with no distractions. Well, besides that faint giggle that occurs at the dead of night.

 

[Lightbringer]

Asia Argento never imagined that she was impure, she couldn't be, she is pure. But...what would be so bad into touching a male corpse?

 

[BronzePlaceWriter]

"There's nothing outside my window. Absolutely nothing."

 

[Ben Kerry]

Still, it felt good to be alive, good to retire. Good to know he made the sacrifice no one else could make.

 

[Ben Kerry]

It has been fifteen days, and the final decision was cast. Nuclear warfare, it is then.

 

[Ben Kerry]

Maybe I have done the things you accuse me of, maybe I have done the things the way I proclaimed. Maybe I haven't done anything, maybe all the versions are false, maybe all the versions are real, which story do you want to hear?

 

[Hecatoncheires]

You never know what madness felt like until you have it yourself. For me, I think I've gotten mad many years ago.

 

[Ben Kerry]

Mom, I'll be careful.
I'm sorry, Mom...

 

[Prostagma]

I once visited a zoo abroad, with family and friends of family.
One of the monkeys came while looking at my mum and ate it.

True story btw.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Politics is a weird topic to discuss. The moment I mentioned it, my family started having a fight.

 

[Wafoldo]

An excellent start—dark and intriguing!

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Geez, finishing that essay is a pain in the ass, let's see if there's still more work left.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE SIX MORE ASSIGNMENTS LEFT TO DO!?

 

[BronzePlaceWriter]

''I'm not a murderer. Murderers kill people.''

 

[Lughman]

It could happen anytime, and I hated the feeling of not knowing when it would happen next; but that's narcolepsy.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

My eyes widened seeing the news, oh God, those bastards have done it. It was all I thought about when I saw the mushroom cloud forming at the TV screen.