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Unlimited Blade Works chants

Discussion in 'General' started by Mu-Sensei, Jan 24, 2015.

  1. Mu-Sensei

    Mu-Sensei No Work, No Life.

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    Because, why not? Serious or not, they almost always sound awesome.


    I am the bit of my byte
    silicon is my body, electricity is my blood
    I have ran over a thousand programs
    Unknown to 0s
    Nor known to 1s
    I have withstood many errors to complete many processes
    and yet this circuit will never hold any data
    so as I pray, unlimited processor works


    If any mod is annoyed at an useless thread, feel free to delete it.
     
    Mu-Sensei, Jan 24, 2015
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  2. Nekraa

    Nekraa Nekraa Moderator

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    Body made of poison.
    Blood of belladonna, heart of wolfsbane.
    Bathed since birth in countless poisons,
    Never once sinning,
    Never once accruing karma.
    A doll, orphaned here.
    Training in poisons on the hill of lilies-of-the-valley.
    Thus, this life is not meaningless.
    This body was made of infinite poisons.
    So as I pray - Unlimited Poison Works
    - Medicine Melancholy

    Not made my me though. Found it somewhere.
     
    Nekraa, Jan 24, 2015
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  3. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    His body is made out of of bits.
    His blood is of hertz and his heart is of silicon.
    He googled through countless sessions
    Not even once deleting
    Not even once being upvoted
    The player lies here alone
    Writing binary in a hill of bits
    Thus, my life needs no meaning
    This body is made of infinite bits

    Inspired by literal Shirou.
     
    Plotvitalnpc, Jan 24, 2015
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  4. Zege

    Zege It's Magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

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    Shamelessly stolen.


    I am the slam of my jam.
    Slam is my body, and jam is my blood.
    I have slammed over a thousand jams.
    Unknown to slam.
    Nor known to jam.
    Withstood DMCA takedown notices to slam many jams.
    Yet these slams will never jam anything.
    So as I jam,
    Unlimited Slam Works.
     
    Zege, Jan 25, 2015
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  5. Speckled Burd

    Speckled Burd Studious Elf

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    I am the porcelain of my tea cup,
    Leaves are my body, and boiling water is my blood
    I have steeped over a thousand bags
    Unaware of sugar, not aware of milk
    Yet these hands shall never hold coffee
    So as I pray,
    IT'S TEA TIME MOTHERFUCKERS.
     
    Speckled Burd, Jan 25, 2015
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  6. Zege

    Zege It's Magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

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    Ran the original through Gizoogle, and tweaked for flavor. Pimpin' Emiya is pimpin'.

    I be tha bone of mah sword
    Steel is mah body n’ fire is mah blood
    I have pimped over a thousand blades
    Unknown ta dirtnaps
    Nor known ta tha game
    Have withstood pain ta create nuff weapons
    Yet deez handz shall never hold anythan
    So, as I pray, Unlimited Blade Workizzle
     
    Zege, Feb 5, 2015
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  7. Mu-Sensei

    Mu-Sensei No Work, No Life.

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    A serious one for Shirou:

    I bear the weight of the sword,
    Fire is what runs through my veins,
    Shards all that remains from my heart,
    Survivor of the countless battlefields,
    Still undefeated, Yet always alone,
    For good I rend flesh, for justice I draw blood,
    Unable to stop, I forge the path ahead,
    Thus is the way of the hero,
    Thus I make Unlimited Blade Works.
     
    Mu-Sensei, Feb 5, 2015
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  8. Mu-Sensei

    Mu-Sensei No Work, No Life.

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    I'm a slave of my muse.
    The keyboard is my friend, the screen my companion.
    I've created over a dozen stories.
    Unknown to reading
    Nor known to writing
    I've withstood exhaustion to update many quests
    Yet this muse will never let me rest
    Not until I end the Unlimited Fiction Works.
     
    Mu-Sensei, Jul 10, 2015
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  9. Prince Charon

    Prince Charon Just zis guy, you know?

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    From an idea where Shirou's Origin and Element are Fire (link to the Nrvnqsr archive):

    BGM On

    Shirou:
    I am the remains of a tragedy
    An ever burning monument to the past
    My flesh is coal and my breath is ash
    I have walked through fire and death
    Made unto myself the devouring flame
    Yet I have never been fulfilled
    Still I consume all that I touch, give life to all that I can
    So that the tragedy will never repeat itself
    This is my path, to bring about
    The Birth of the Phoenix!

    Gilgamesh:
    What...?!

    Shirou:
    The blazing sun that never sets
    Can you survive this inferno, King of Heroes?
     
    Prince Charon, Jul 11, 2015
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  10. Megaolix

    Megaolix Moderator

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    *Fish back something old*

    I think those were the original chants? Well, feel free to like them or not, I guess.

     
    Megaolix, Jul 11, 2015
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  11. Zege

    Zege It's Magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

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    Recovered from a screenshot of a thread from '11 on 4chan's /a/.

    I am the imouto of my onii-chan.
    Flat is my chest and smooth is my skin.
    I have hugged over a thousand onii-chans.
    Unknown to purity, nor known to lewdness.
    Have withstood pain to wear many pantsu.
    Yet these little hips will never move on their own.
    So as I pray, Unlimited Loli Works.
     
    Zege, Jul 11, 2015
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  12. Xeroth D Cerberus

    Xeroth D Cerberus Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    “I am the Present to my Future
    Time is my Ally and Space is my Friend
    I have Shifted through a Thousand Timelines
    Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
    Have withstood Destiny to save many Realities
    Yet these Memories of Pain will never Fade
    So as I Pray
    UNLIMITED ERA WORKS!”
     
    Xeroth D Cerberus, Jul 6, 2020
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  13. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone Gone for Good

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    "I am the Engine of my Soul.
    Steel is my body, Oil is my blood.
    I have burned a million times
    Unknowing of my path, Nor known to stop.
    Having withstood pain to reach velocity.
    Yet this force requires mass.
    So as I pray, Unlimited Acceleration Works."
     
    Nicodemus, Jul 7, 2020
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  14. Phantom Blaster

    Phantom Blaster A Gentlemanly Dragon.

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    I am the Phantasm of this Void.
    Devoid is my Body, Absent is my Blood.
    I have Began and Ended beyond these Laws.
    Unknow the Beginning, Never reached the End.
    Have a withstanding Nightmare for the Absolution.
    Yet this Zero should be Whole.
    So I search for you, Phantasmal Abyss.
     
    Phantom Blaster, Jul 11, 2020
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  15. duburu

    duburu I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    [Insert GabrielBlessing Chant here]
     
    duburu, Jul 29, 2020
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  16. Horus Lupercal

    Horus Lupercal Primarch of the Luna Wolves,and the Warmaster

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    I am the hilt of my weapon Gold is my body I have reforged over thousands of weapons Unknown Victory Nor Known lose Have withstood Agony Yet these hands off mine will never forge anything I who despise infinite And admire The Dream So as I swear Unlimited Weapon Works
     
    Horus Lupercal, Aug 5, 2020
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