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You are your Avatar

1. I'm a ninja cat with superhuman abilities that somehow got into baking at some point. Will soon make awesome motorcycle.

2. I have no idea if I can handle the life or death circumstances, but to be fair, neither did she.
 
1. It'd be a very strange day proving I'm me. Not sure how long it'd take. Eventually I'd be able to become filthy rich with healing.

2. That's what the quest is for.
 
1. I am small and have a few Reppus.

2. I am small, have a few Reppus, and happen to be the personification of a nigh-invulnerable iceberg-turned-aircraft-carrier. I also probably have minions.
 
1. Figure out how to deal with being two sentient forces of creation and destruction. Probably try to make cybertronians of my own to see if I can make them less war prone. Or go the Domestic Electronics fanfic route 'cause why not.

2. Tell them to stop fighting because the battle between creation and destruction is over and try to fix things.
 
1. Freak out a bit, proceed with ID and we are here on qq, do I need to explain?

2. I'm going to to have ~fun~. A little group of goddesses to tease, ''willing'' bodies to ~dom~ and a whole setting to derail.

Where do I sign up for this?
 
1. I become best doctor and play hopscotch with the over 50 thousand souls that make up my body.
2. I become savior of France. Viva la murder loli!
 
I am a horrible laboratory created hybrid pokemon.

1. Spend my entire existence in solitude trying not to be hunted by the government. Suppose I'll just rig up an internet connection in the most out of the way area I can find; preferably in a forest somewhere isolated, like middle of nowhere Canada.
2. Spend my entire existence not being hunted by teams and scientists. Maybe team up with a known good scientist like Professor Oak? Offer non-invasive studying in exchange for safety.
 
Scenario 1: I am Midir, The Dark Eater... on a world without Dark. Or Fire.

I guess I'll just... be an immortal dragon that fires lasers? Just hope to not piss off any armies. I can hit really hard, but I can't take modern anti-tank weapons.

Scenario 2: I do not piss off the unkindled one by attacking the bridge they have to cross. I try to convince them that Shira is deeply opposed to their goals. I do not piss of the unkindled one.
 
1. I just got an unexpected sex change. And... that's it, basically. She's a normal human after all. I mean, I hope I don't get body dysphoria, but compared to some other entries here...

2. I try to change Battletech setting history. Lyran wank ho!
 
It sucks.

Regardless of the avatar, I would have hard time proving my identity (and thus having place to stay etc.)
 
1. I am... still Cherno Alpha. I have nothing better to do, so maybe I might just jump over to Yellowstone and assist the scientists with the heavy work to prevent the supervolcano from erupting.

2. FORESIGHT IS THE KEY! No nonsense charging into the enemy during the second last battle. Hold back and make the enemy get caught unaware as I stomp at them as they try to ambush us! Cherno Alpha shall live today!

beast_regards said:
It sucks.
Regardless of the avatar, I would have hard time proving my identity (and thus having place to stay etc.)
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1. You are one of the two most powerful magical creations in (another/)the universe. One of the two most powerful Grimoires ever created. In fact, you are so powerful that with the right controller you can literally Punch Cthulhu! (and maybe win?!)
Also you are, erm, quite durable, so go wild I guess?

2. Good luck, cause ye are gonna need it, I do not joke, no matter whether you choose Al Azif or Etheldreda, things are going to be an constant uphill battle for you.

If curious, the "girls" are from this.

Edit. In short, you could easily magically create a new identity for yourself, or mindbreak your friends and family to believe you are still you if words are not sufficient enough.
 
Elmithian said:
You are one of the two most powerful magical creations in (another/)the universe. One of the two most powerful Grimoires ever created. In fact, you are so powerful that with the right controller you can literally Punch Cthulhu! (and maybe win?!)
Also you are, erm, quite durable, so go wild I guess?
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I am aware from where my avvie is. Problem is, Grimoires rely on a magical power of the magician to cast spells - i.e. I need someone to act as an literal battery. Which is a problem as it relies on the phenomena that doesn't occur in real world.
 
beast_regards said:
I am aware from where my avvie is. Problem is, Grimoires rely on a magical power of the magician to cast spells - i.e. I need someone to act as an literal battery. Which is a problem as it relies on the phenomena that doesn't occur in real world.
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Fair enough, though who knows, maybe there would be natural batteries out there.

Either way, you are a cute adorable unaging, undying immortal. So at least you have that to go on. ; )
 
*looks at avvie* oh noes I'm a hot Scandinavian elf warrior girl what ever shall I do.
 
TanaNari said:
Get a job as an "actress" on Game of Thrones and spend all day wandering around naked?
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Nah iirc she's a nordic warrior elf. Clearly I offer my services as a bodyguard or freelance james bond style counter espionage.

Take all of bond's girls : p
 
Scenario 1: I am Dracula. I will now turn the fantasy pseudoscience of alchemy into a recognised science, make lots of money, and build an eldritch castle in the middle of nowhere to serve as the base from which I pry and adventure in the mystic secrets of reality. Maybe turn the place into a school in my old age. Be a headmaster. Demons shall be my staff and Death itself my secretary.

Scenario 2: I am Mathias Cronqvist. My wife is dying and my best friend and I are fighting in the actual Crusades. Fuck.
 
Scenario 1) I create a new big bang since I am an entire universe somewhere. Possibly I split off at the beginning of the creation of this universe.

Scenario 2) I encompass everything. All the planes, be they of Oblivion, of Aetherius, & of Nirn. I encompass Anu & Padomay. I. AM. ALL.
 
I quietly facepalm bury my face in my hands as my master takes her clothes off and shows me her everything because she's essentially a zombie when tired.
 
1) I find some clothes because I'm not a nudist like my Avvy.

2) I run and hide in the deepest hole.
 
> Tanya von Degurechaff

1:
So, I am now a cute young girl with magic (and certainly no manic tendencies). That might be troublesome for my papers, but otherwise I'm probably better off.

I also look great in a uniform.

2:
"Curse you Being X, what did I ever do to you?"

I'm not too eager to die horribly, unfortunately... that's pretty much what this world is about. Fuck.
I would, at best, react like she did. More likely I'd just panic for a while.


 
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Round 1: um... try to get some job deals with the owners of Dragon Ball.
Show up at conventions and see if I somehow lose a look like Android 21 contest.

Or become a cam girl(?)

Round 2: I try my best to live longer...
 
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