Chapter 5: Family Business
'Before the International Statute of Secrecy was officially established in 1692, many countries struggled for control of the New World and its riches - and in a time before long-range magical transportation had been invented, that meant control of the seas. The Caribbean Sea was the location of many battles and even more raids on ships and settlements. It is not at all surprising that piracy soon flourished in the area as countries issued letters of marque, and many pirates played the warring parties against each other.
The establishment of the Statute of Secrecy didn't, at first, change that as the new magical countries continued their old conflicts in the New World. However, the differences between wizards and muggles soon became apparent as the magical countries discovered that many of the same spells that allowed wizards to hide from muggles also provided wizarding pirates with the means to hide from the already thinly-spread wizarding authorities - and much more effectively than their muggle counterparts.
It wasn't until the middle of the nineteenth century that advances in magical travel, most notably brooms that could handle the rigours of maritime patrols, allowed the countries of the New World to start eradicating piracy. However, even though the brooms allowed the authorities to intercept pirate ships thanks to their superior speed, their efforts were limited by the range of the early patrol brooms and the low number of patrolling wizards, and so many pirates merely shifted their activities to more remote areas. But with innovations such as the British tactic of using ships to serve as bases for broom patrols, which was quickly copied by Spanish and other navies, the leaders of the pirate enclaves could see the writing on the wall.
In an unexpected feat of political skill, the leaders of the enclaves of Trinidad and Grenada, already suffering from frequent raids by Spanish patrols, managed to form a coalition of the most important pirate enclaves. Leveraging their combined power, and using the opportunity provided by the last British-Jamaican War, they managed to deter the New World's countries from continuing their anti-piracy efforts long enough to reform their own enclaves and abandon piracy - officially, at least. 'Renegades' among them still plied their 'trade' for decades more, until brooms such as the Oakshaft 79, which was made famous in 1932 by the first ever Atlantic crossing on a broom, finally put an end to organised Caribbean piracy. These days, the former pirate enclaves are some of the most popular vacation spots for the adventurous wizard, though families with children are advised to stay on the mainland since kidnappings remain common.'
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Excerpt from 'Atlas of the Magical New World' by Melchior Steiner, Berlin, 1954
*****
Venezuela, Caracas, August 13th, 2001
"Hello?"
Hermione Granger took a deep breath - through her mouth; the phone booth was a little smelly. But it was as far from the wizarding part of the town as you could get and still be safe as a tourist. "Mum? It's me."
"Hermione! I didn't expect you to call. Where are you?"
She winced. She should have expected that that would be Mum's first question. "I can't tell you, Mum."
"What? Are you… You're in trouble, aren't you?"
Sometimes, Hermione wished her parents weren't quite so perceptive. "We can handle it."
"Like you handled that situation in Tunis? Or Constantinople?" Mum's tone had grown rather tense. "Who is hunting you now? The Americans?"
Hermione sighed and rolled her eyes. "No, Mum. We just had some trouble with Miss Kraft."
"Again? What did that woman do this time?"
"She's trying to frame us for piracy," Hermione replied.
"What? Didn't you tell me that the wizards still hang pirates in the Caribbean?"
Of course, her mum wouldn't have forgotten that. Perhaps Hermione should consider telling her parents slightly fewer details about her work. But she had been so enthusiastic about their find, back in London… "I'm not in the Magical Caribbean, Mum." Which was correct for the duration of this talk.
"But you'll return as soon as you hang up, won't you?"
Hermione winced again. Caught.
Her mum didn't wait for her reply. "It's bad enough that you break into cursed tombs - one of the most dangerous occupations in the magical world! - but do you have to deal with criminals as well?"
"Mum! It's not as if we chose this - it's all Kraft's fault. Besides, we can handle it." Hermione clenched her teeth.
Mum sighed. "I just worry, Hermione. Curses, monsters, criminals - and now someone's framing you as pirates… where will this end? I thought you were done with this when Voldemort was killed."
"It's really not the same, Mum," Hermione said. Her parents had taken a long time to stop bringing up the fight against Voldemort in Egypt. But it wasn't as if she could have told them in advance about the plans to ambush Voldemort. "Voldemort was a threat to the entire country - possibly the continent. This is just an envious witch trying to sabotage us because she won't ever beat us otherwise."
"She's framing you for a capital crime! That's not something to take lightly!"
Mum wasn't wrong, of course, but Hermione couldn't let her worry overly much - who knew what Hermione's parents would do if they knew exactly what Hermione and her friends were up to? "We've got it handled, Mum. Dumbledore will sort this out." Once they told him about it.
"Hermione…"
"Really, Mum. I just called so you won't get worried should Skeeter write one of her libellous articles again."
"Oh, no! She's involved as well? Of course she would be! You didn't get caught skinny-dipping with Harry again, did you?"
Hermione winced. This call would take longer than she had hoped. And she still had to translate - or decipher, to be more precise - the contents of the sirens' tablets. But her family took precedence. Up to a point, of course.
"Gabriel! Do you know what Hermione's involved with now?"
Hermione closed her eyes when she heard Dad in the background.
Much longer.
*****
Magical Kingdom of Granada, Magical Caracas, August 13th, 2001
...and you don't have to worry, Auntie - we're as safe as can be here, and Dumbledore should have this sorted out soon. How is your expedition going?
Love, Harry
Harry Potter read through his letter again, then flicked his wand to dry the ink. "There. They shouldn't worry."
Hedwig barked.
Harry sighed. "Yes, I know they will, anyway." Auntie and Sirius were rather hypocritical, in his opinion - it wasn't as if they were playing it perfectly safe, either. Danger was part of the job, as Bill always said.
Hedwig barked again, then turned her head to look at the letter.
"I'm sorry," Harry said as he picked it up and slipped it into an envelope. "I know that you don't like the tropics."
His owl gave him the same look she had given him the only time he had bought a different brand of owl treats.
He rolled his eyes. "It's not my fault that Atlantis wasn't in the Arctic." She was just being unreasonable.
Hedwig leaned over and nipped at his ear, but his quick reflexes saved him. "Hey!"
Unrepentant, she barked again.
"Alright, alright." He picked up the letter to Dumbledore and Ron's letters, then bundled them together. "Deliver Dumbledore's first, then the Weasleys' - in Britain - before you go to Egypt," he said as he shrunk the bundle and stuck it into Hedwig's mail pouch. "Ow!" He rubbed his head as the owl flew off. "Prickly owl. I was just trying to be helpful."
Sighing, he leaned back. Hermione was out, calling her parents. Ron was out with Ari, trying to teach her how to behave like a muggle. Harry snorted - the witch still hadn't learned how to fit in with wizarding society.
That left him to work on translating the pictures.
*****
Hermione returned to their room at the wizarding inn half an hour later, and Harry Potter just needed one look at her expression to know the call hadn't gone well.
"Parents!" Hermione spat, sitting down on their bed. Then she closed her eyes and sighed, lying down on her back. "I tell them that they shouldn't worry, but they don't listen. But I have to listen to them?"
Harry stood and joined her on the bed. "Should have sent them a letter. They can't yell at you through parchment." Well, her parents couldn't - Molly could send a Howler. Not that she would, since that might endanger Ron.
"They didn't yell at me," Hermione said, turning her head to frown at him.
"But they wanted to, didn't they?" They certainly had yelled a lot when Hermione had told them about the battle against Voldemort.
She sighed, which was answer enough. He reached out and squeezed her shoulder. In response, she rolled over and rested her head on his thigh, looking up at him.
"It'll work out," he said. "We'll get Kraft's lies sorted out and then we'll find Atlantis."
She snorted. "We'll have to translate the pictures Ron took for that. Did you have any success?" she asked.
If Harry had managed, he'd have told her right away, and she knew it. But he shook his head anyway. "No. I think I figured out another column of supply orders, but that won't help us."
"It could - if we can link the supplies to locations. If it's a native plant or animal restricted to certain places…" Hermione trailed off.
"Unless they were also native to Atlantis, which sank in the meantime," Harry pointed out.
She sighed once more. "I know. We'll need to find ties to translations we already know." She didn't get up, though. Instead, she closed her eyes again and remained as she was.
And so did he. For a while, at least.
*****
Magical Kingdom of Granada, Magical Caracas, August 15th, 2001
"We've checked every book in my library and everything we have gathered twice - we can't translate the pictures you took, Ron." Hermione pressed her lips together and looked as if she had just admitted to a crime.
Harry Potter patted Hermione's thigh. She took any failure too hard.
"Different language," Ari said. "Not Masters'."
"Well, it's the same language, but I think the two sets of tablets we found were created in different epochs - there are signs of linguistic drift," Hermione said.
"So, what can we do now?" Ron said. "That was our best lead, wasn't it? We can't ask the sirens to translate the tablets for us."
Harry thought about making a joke about sacrificing Ron for the cause, but Ari's fierce expression gave him pause. Some beasts you didn't poke, no matter what Luna claimed.
"You don't go to the fishes," she snarled, gripping Ron's arm. Harry almost expected to see claws emerge from her fingers.
"No, we're not that desperate," Hermione said. "But we'll have to go back to Britain to consult other books."
"Didn't you raid even Dumbledore's private library?" Ron asked.
She glared at him. "I didn't raid it; I made copies of selected works with his permission."
Harry nodded. "The Headmaster was joking when he compared her visit to the Viking raid on Hogwarts in 1025."
"I know," Ron said. "Unlike her, the Vikings were driven off and couldn't plunder the school."
Harry chuckled with his friend while Hermione glared at them both and Ari looked lost.
"Vikings?" she asked.
"Oh, people who raided most of Britain a thousand years ago," Ron said. "They came in ships and stormed settlements."
"Ah." She nodded. "Conquistadores and pirates."
Hermione opened her mouth to correct the other witch, but Harry squeezed her thigh. "So, what library do you have in mind?" he asked. "I thought we'd already visited every library which covers the subject."
"Ah…" She cleared her throat. "There's one we haven't yet checked." She smiled. "The library in the Department of Mysteries."
Harry blinked. "I didn't think they let visitors consult their books," he said.
Hermione sniffed. "I'm certain that, given what we've already found, they'll make an exception."
"And if they don't?" Ron asked.
"Then we'll have to find another way to get the books we need." Hermione nodded firmly.
Harry had a bad feeling about this.
*****
Over Britain, Greater London Area, August 17th, 2001
Ron Weasley wasn't an ignorant pureblood who sneered at muggles. Between his dad's passion for all things muggle and Petunia's exploits, he knew that a lack of magic wasn't any reason to dismiss something or someone. Muggle technology wasn't magic, but it worked well. Very well, in fact.
Unless, of course, it suddenly didn't work any more. Which could happen, as Dad had demonstrated more than once when he had failed to read the manual for a new device he wanted to show the rest of the family.
Muggle pilots, though, as Harry, Hermione and Petunia had assured him often, not only did read the manuals for their aeroplanes but knew them by heart. And aeroplanes rarely failed to work anyway. But rarely didn't mean never. And Hermione, as she usually did when covering a subject, had also covered a variety of aeroplane crashes that hadn't been the pilots' fault. Sometimes, aeroplanes just stopped working. With usually fatal results.
Which was the reason Ron was worried - not afraid, of course, just legitimately concerned - whenever they took a muggle aeroplane to travel. Especially when they were about to land.
Which they were.
Harry and Hermione, sitting on the other side of the aisle, weren't even a little nervous, of course, having grown up mostly in the muggle world. Ron almost sighed, then forced himself to smile confidently and addressed Ari, who was seated next to him and staring out of the window, watching the country beneath them: "Don't worry, it's perfectly safe."
"Yes," she answered, without taking her eyes off the window. "And more comfort than broom, too. Can sleep and eat - like on boat... on a ship."
"Yes, exactly," Ron said, his smile growing more forced. She doesn't know much about muggles, and nothing about the differences between technology and magic, he told himself, so she isn't afraid of a crash.
It still felt both wrong and unfair that a witch straight out of the Amazon rainforest handled muggle travel better than Ron.
*****
London, No 12 Grimmauld Place, August 17th, 2001
They had barely appeared in the backyard of Harry's home when Ron Weasley's best friend knelt on the ground and hissed. A moment later, about half a dozen snakes were slithering towards him through the grass and hissing back.
"We'll just head inside," Hermione said.
"Alright. Just catching up," Harry replied without looking away from the adder leading the pack.
"He'll be a while," Ron explained to Ari as they walked towards the back door.
"You sure he has no snake blood?" Ari asked, staring at Harry.
"Yes," Ron replied, chuckling. "It's always like that if we arrive in the yard instead of through the Floo network." As wanted people, they had decided to avoid using Wizarding Britain's transport network.
"Hello, Kreacher." Hermione's smile was wide and fake, Ron knew, as she spotted the elf in the kitchen.
"Young Master returned. With friends." Kreacher's reply was as honest as Hermione's.
"That a goblin?" Ari narrowed her eyes at the elf.
"Goblin? Kreacher? Kreacher is a house-elf!" He sneered, exposing his teeth.
Ari matched him, baring her own teeth while hissing at him. "Look like goblin. He looks like a goblin," she corrected herself.
"That's because Ron's transfiguration needs a little work," Hermione cut in. "Kreacher, this is Ari, Ron's girlfriend. She's a witch from the Amazon rainforest, but that is a secret."
"And be polite to her, or she'll eat you," Ron couldn't resist adding.
Ari's smile widened.
"Ron! Don't encourage her!" Hermione chided him.
"I'm just warning him," Ron defended himself. Which was true - mostly. Kreacher was not just a bigot, but also a snob. And Ron didn't like anyone looking down on his family or friends.
Ari's smile merely grew even broader.
Hermione sighed. "Did anyone send or leave a message for us?"
"Aurors wanted to see you. Kreacher told them you were exploring Antarctica." The elf grinned. "Master's order!"
That was a little worrying. If Aurors were looking for them, they would have visited The Burrow as well. They probably weren't staking it out, but… There were a lot of people in the Ministry and the Wizengamot who'd like to hurt Dad, Sirius or even Dumbledore through Ron and his friends, and this wanted business was the perfect opportunity for them to do so without being obvious about it.
And Ron wasn't certain if Ari understood that you shouldn't fight the Aurors in Britain. With all the fighting in the Caribbean, they had set a terrible example, as Hermione would say.
Not that they had had a choice, of course. That was his story, and Ron was sticking to it. Especially when talking to his family.
"I guess we'll have to talk to Dumbledore first, then," he said. "Or we'll have to dodge Aurors all the time during our stay."
Hermione nodded. "It would make our research in the Ministry a little inconvenient," she said.
"We going to see Dumbledore?" Ari asked, beaming.
"As soon as Harry has finished hissing," Ron replied. "Which, by the way, is a secret. You shouldn't tell that to anyone."
Ari frowned. "You have many secrets. Cannot talk about Harry's snake blood, my blood, my tribe, Masters' tablets, Ryan, sirens… what do you talk to family?"
"They'll mostly talk about you," Hermione replied with a wide grin before Ron could.
He chuckled, even though it wasn't that funny. And wouldn't be.
*****
Hogsmeade, August 17th, 2001
Hermione Granger studied the small village through her enchanted binoculars. "There's an Auror… two… just leaving the Hog's Head Inn," she heard Harry whisper next to her.
"Another pair walking past Puddifoot's," Ron added. "Did they start adding more Auror patrols on Friday nights? I don't remember there being double patrols on Fridays. Think they're looking for us?"
"They don't know we're back in Britain, nor would they know we're planning to visit Dumbledore," Hermione replied. She didn't bother whispering - they had a privacy charm protecting them and they were three hundred yards away from the closest Auror.
"Even if they're not looking for us, they'll still try to arrest us if they spot us," Harry said.
"Which they won't." Ron chuckled. "The average Auror has trouble spotting themselves in a mirror."
It wasn't quite that bad, but Hermione couldn't deny that, apart from a few exceptional Aurors, Wizarding Britain's law enforcement arm wasn't particularly skilled or talented. "We can't become overconfident," she said anyway.
"Yes, Mum," Ron replied.
She glared at him, but he merely grinned in response. If they were still students, they could fly to the school and walk inside without being inconvenienced by the wards. But as things were, they had to sneak inside through one of the tunnels.
"Stun them?"
Hermione closed her eyes and refrained from snapping at Ari.
"Dumbledore wouldn't like that," Ron said.
"Oh."
Yes, 'Oh'. Hermione almost sighed. It would have been easier if they had invited Dumbledore to Grimmauld Place instead of announcing their visit, but doing so now would be like admitting they couldn't even sneak into their old school - and what kind of Curse-Breakers would they be if they had to admit that?
"Let's go through the Shrieking Shack," Harry said. "None of the patrols are even near there."
"Too lazy or too scared," Ron muttered. "Let's go!"
They disillusioned themselves and sprinted over the open field to the edge of the village, then made their way through the back alleys and backyards to the Shrieking Shack. Hermione felt suddenly nostalgic as they reached the old haunted house. Breaking into the shack had been a kind of exam, back during their time at Hogwarts. Mr Lupin - Remus, she reminded herself - had laid down the wards himself, and almost, but not quite, told them to have a go at it.
He had improved the wards since that time, she noted as she started analysing the protections at the wardline. But Hermione and her friends weren't students any more - they were experienced Curse-Breakers.
A few minutes later, they were inside the tunnel, on their way to Hogwarts.
"No guards here? No traps?" Ari wondered halfway to the school.
"That would endanger the students who use these tunnels," Ron pointed out.
"Or try to use them," Harry added. "Not everyone is as good as we were."
"Not safe." The witch scoffed.
"It's a school, not a tomb," Hermione replied. "Although the protections were more elaborate and harder to crack during the fight against Voldemort."
"We could have gotten through them anyway, of course," Harry had to add. "But we were busy exploring the Room of Requirement."
"Room of Requirement?"
Hermione sighed as Ron started to explain the room's properties. They were here to get their legal troubles sorted out and get access to the books needed to continue their research, not to show off Hogwarts!
*****
Hogwarts, August 17th, 2001
The gargoyle guarding the stairs to Dumbledore's office moved away as they approached it, without asking for a password or challenging them. As Hermione Granger had expected, Dumbledore was already aware of them - and had likely been tracking them since they entered the tunnel.
Harry sighed. "Guess that means he isn't using a variant of the Marauder's Map," he said, passing the statute.
"Or his version is not as easily fooled as Sirius's," Hermione pointed out.
"Or Remus found and closed the loophole we used," Ron added.
"Or he too powerful for you," Ari said as they reached the top of the stairs.
"It does not matter how much power you have, Miss Ari, but how you use that power. In almost any situation, there's a solution that negates an enemy's power thanks to planning, cunning - or sheer luck." Dumbledore, seated behind his desk, smiled at them. "Welcome to Hogwarts," he said as he flicked his wand and conjured seats for everyone.
"Good evening, Headmaster," Harry said.
"Thank you for meeting with us," Hermione added.
"H-Hello," Ari managed to say as Ron guided her to the closest seat.
Dumbledore's smile grew warmer. "I bid you welcome and offer you the hospitality of Hogwarts, my dear."
The formal words - Hermione hadn't heard them said in earnest ever, but had read about them - seemed to reassure and calm the shapeshifter.
"I accept," Ari said, nodding. "Blood for blood."
"I do hope it will not come to that," Dumbledore said. He tilted his head slightly. "As I understand it, you find yourself in a slightly tricky situation."
"We've been framed for piracy," Harry said, frowning, "by Lena Kraft!"
"So I have gathered. How did that come to pass?" Dumbledore leaned forward and steepled his fingers.
"Captain of ship attacked me, I killed him," Ari said while Harry was just opening his mouth. "Liar claims we killed him for ship."
"Ah."
"He was her spy - she knew him and knew we were with him," Harry explained. "And she had paid off the authorities on Grenada and probably Trinidad as well."
"But we didn't know that at the time," Ron added. "Not until she sicced the guard on us."
"If I knew, I had killed him sooner!" Ari nodded with a deep scowl and bared her teeth.
Fortunately, the Headmaster didn't seem to be put off by her bloodthirsty attitude. He even chuckled, Hermione noted.
"If that is all there is to this, then I think a copy of your memories will suffice to defuse the situation," he said. "At least outside the Caribbean. I fear that the lure of gold will outweigh the truth in certain corners there."
"Not only there," Hermione said with a frown. The Ottomans had institutionalised corruption, and the mercenary tradition in the Balkans didn't stop at their authorities. Unfortunately, she doubted that Kraft would be punished for her attempts to frame Hermione and her friends - their actions did look a little suspicious, after all, since they had kept Ryan's death a secret. For perfectly valid reasons, of course.
The Headmaster nodded. "Indeed. But I do not think that I am mistaken in assuming that this remains your main area of interest."
"No, you aren't," Hermione admitted. "We found two Atlantean outposts and managed to translate some of their texts thanks to Ari's help, but we need more information to decipher the remaining tablets." She smiled widely. "Is there any way we could be granted access to the Department of Mysteries?"
Dumbledore chuckled. "I see you remain as bold in research as in the field, Miss Granger." But then he grew serious. "Alas, the Unspeakables are very unlikely to share their knowledge - somewhat understandably, since they guard some of the most dangerous secrets known to wizardkind."
Hermione bit her lower lip. "We have knowledge we could offer them in exchange for access to their archives." She didn't like having to do that - there was always the risk of someone beating them to the discovery, and who could say if they would offer all they knew? - but she needed more information.
"I do not think they would agree to such a trade - nor do I think they would honour it even if they were to agree." Dumbledore shook his head. "Having discovered that they had been betrayed to Voldemort by one of their own, they have grown far more cautious and suspicious. An overreaction, in my opinion, but an understandable one. However," he added just as Hermione's face fell, "I will contact the Department of Mysteries anyway - it will not hurt, and one should not abandon an idea before even making an attempt. Once your name has been cleared, of course."
*****
London, No 12 Grimmauld Place, August 21st, 2001
"...and in a rare, almost unheard of, display of efficiency, in just one day, the Ministry declared the warrant filed by Trinidad and Grenada null and void and also filed a complaint at the ICW protesting the abuse of international treaties to level 'blatantly false accusations against prominent citizens of Wizarding Britain in an obvious attempt to hinder their research on behalf of an unscrupulous competitor'." Tonks lowered her notebook and narrowed her eyes at Harry Potter. "Dumbledore pretty much ordered the Ministry around for you."
Sitting in his favourite armchair in Grimmauld Place's living room, Harry tried not to grin too much. "I guess he really hates such injustice and abuse of power." And the Headmaster still felt that he owed both Harry and Auntie for the mistakes he had made in the fight against Voldemort. And, of course, Dumbledore didn't want Kraft to find Atlantis either - the witch had proven to be both ruthless and amoral, as well as a little more cunning than Harry had thought.
Tonks snorted. "Sure. Pull the other one." She leaned forward and frowned. "He hasn't done this before. What are you three doing that's so important?"
Harry clenched his teeth. Tonks was a little clumsy and sometimes behaved as if she were a ditz, but she was one of the best Aurors in the Ministry. "That's a secret," he said.
"Hm." She looked at the ceiling. "A missing ship." Of course she would have read the warrant. "A jungle witch. That means it's either pirate treasure, El Dorado or Atlantis."
Harry frowned at the word treasure, and Tonks grinned. "Pirate treasure it is!" she exclaimed.
"No comment," he said, refraining from grinning.
"Sure, sure. My lips are sealed - if you get me a nice necklace or something like that." She grinned wider. "For my silence."
He sighed. "If we find any pirate treasure, you'll get a necklace. As a gift for Christmas."
She frowned again. "Wouldn't I get a gift anyway?"
"Sure," he replied, grinning. "But now I know what to get you. So, now that you have satisfied your greed, how's life in the Ministry's service?"
She shrugged. "Business as usual. Things have been pretty quiet. Your warrant was the biggest news this month. And, of course, Dumbledore's actions."
"Great." That meant more people would be paying attention to them, Harry knew. That would complicate matters a little.
"Skeeter's been in the Ministry today, too."
Harry closed his eyes and cursed.
*****
London, Kingston upon Thames, August 22nd, 2001
"Hermione! Harry! Come in! Gabriel's going to be a little late - the practice was full this morning."
"Mum!"
Harry Potter smiled as he watched Hermione hug her mother. Apparently, things weren't as tense as she had feared. Then he saw the Daily Prophet on the table behind Mrs Granger. He already knew the headline, of course.
Boy-Who-Lived Accused of Piracy and Murder! Dumbledore Forces Ministry to Drop the Case!
"Ellen." He nodded at the newspaper after they hugged. "You've seen the news, then." Best to get it over with. Perhaps they should have brought Ari and Ron with them anyway, despite Hermione's worries about her parents' reactions to the witch.
"Nothing but libel cloaked in flowery words," Hermione spat before her mother could answer.
"I know, dear," Mrs Granger said. "But there's more to this than mere rumour, isn't there? Skeeter would know better than to outright lie about the warrant, wouldn't she?"
"The warrant is based on lies," Hermione said. "I told you that already! That's why it's been dismissed in Britain."
"But not in the Caribbean."
That had been in the article as well, Harry knew. He shrugged. "It's not as if the Caribbean is united. And most countries there will take their cue from Dumbledore - they owe him for dealing with the houngans in 1957." And didn't want to provoke him. "And the rest would probably go after anyone as long as they're paid enough gold."
"That's quite a cavalier attitude about being a wanted wizard," Mrs Granger said.
He shrugged again. "Bandits by any other name. We can handle them." Danger was part of the job.
Mrs Granger pursed her lips in a very familiar manner but - wisely in Harry's opinion, since Hermione was already gathering steam for another 'lively discussion, Granger-style' - didn't press the issue. "Well, let's sit down. Gabriel shouldn't be much longer. What did you find on this expedition?"
"Oh, we found relics of Atlantis! Actual written records!" Hermione started talking before they had sat. "That alone is an extraordinary find!"
"Will you be able to publish it?" She meant in a muggle magazine, of course. As much as the Grangers worried about Hermione's profession, they had framed all three articles published in British Archaeology - and the magazines were permanent fixtures in their practice's waiting room.
"Ah… not what we have so far. But if we find other ruins, it might be possible," Hermione replied. "It would be hard to explain the tablets or the pictures we got to muggles."
"That's a shame."
"Still, it's very exciting. Here, take a look at this…" Hermione pulled out some pictures. "We found them in a buried ruin in the rainforest, in northern Brazil."
As they showed off their findings, neither she nor Harry mentioned the circumstances in which they had found the tablets, of course. That would only have started another row.
And Mrs Granger knew better than to ask.
*****
Devon, Ottery St Catchpole, August 22nd, 2001
"Why is it called Burrow? Burrows are in ground."
Ron Weasley, about to walk towards the Weasley family home, stopped and shrugged at Ari's question. "Tradition."
"And it's 'The Burrow'," Hermione added with a smirk. "Also tradition."
Ron glared at his friend. Fortunately, Ari mere nodded, accepting the correction. He cleared his throat. "So… my family can be a little… lively."
"Already said so." Ari tugged at her robes, again. Getting her into them had been a struggle in itself. But not even Hermione would show up for a Weasley family dinner in muggle Curse-Breaker clothes.
"I know," Ron replied. "I'm just…" Worried. Nervous. Anxious.
"No worry." Ari smiled. "Not going to attack them."
He forced himself to nod.
"Not good for marriage if attacking your family."
Ron blinked. He opened his mouth, but snapped it shut before he could blurt out: 'Marriage? What marriage?' He had learned
that lesson in Constantinople. He heard Harry chuckle and, when he glanced at his friends, Hermione was smiling a little too smugly as well. Of course they would be enjoying this! He forced himself to smile widely. "That's the spirit. Just don't eat anything the twins offer you, and you'll be fine." Fred and George knew better than to touch Mum's dishes.
"Said so already, too."
"It bears repeating," Hermione added. "Fred and George have become worse since they started their shop."
"And since we started to easily deal with whatever they invented," Harry said. He grinned. "Compared to ancient curses, prank spells and potions aren't really a challenge."
Which, of course, the twins had taken as a challenge. Ron sighed. "Let's go in, or they'll wonder what's wrong."
"They'll do that anyway," Harry muttered. "They always think something's wrong."
Ron wanted to defend his family, but Harry was right. Even though he and his friends weren't doing anything that Bill hadn't done as well. Well, nothing Bill wouldn't have done as well, if he had had their leads.
He grinned. Finding Atlantis was every Curse-Breaker's dream, and they were so close to achieving it!
He was still grinning when he opened the door. "Mum? Dad?"
"Ron!"
And here came Mum. Ron braced himself as his mother rushed towards him.
"Ron! We were so worried!" she exclaimed and pulled him into a tight hug. "When I heard about that warrant, and then read that awful article…"
"You already knew that we were fine," Ron said, "and that it was just Kraft causing trouble again."
"But not that you were wanted by the Aurors!" She released him. "Arthur and Percy had an awful time at the Ministry dealing with all the rumours!"
"It was to protect you, Molly," Hermione cut in. "You could truthfully answer that you didn't know where Ron was if you were questioned by the authorities."
Mum frowned, but quickly smiled - as much as she considered Harry and Hermione part of her family, they were also guests, Ron knew, which meant they had some privileges compared to him. "Oh, where are my manners! Hermione, Harry!"
More hugs followed.
"And you must be Ari!"
"Yes, Mum." Ari nodded with a smile.
Mum blinked.
Ron quickly said: "She's still learning English, Mum. She's made great progress, but she's not yet perfect."
"Ah." Mum nodded. "I'm Molly, dear." She smiled at Ari.
"Ari, formerly of the Jaguar tribe." Ari nodded sharply.
"Jaguar tribe?" Mum looked puzzled.
"Dad!" Ron said, a little louder than needed, as he spotted his father smiling at them from the living room. He quickly went to hug him, then waved Ari over. "Dad, this is Ari. Ari - my dad."
"Hello, Ari," Dad said. "Harry, Hermione. Come, sit down." He waved his wand, and the couch grew wider. "You're the first girl Ron's brought home since Hogwarts."
Ari perked up at that. "Good."
"You met in the rainforest, didn't you?" Mum said, sitting down next to Dad. Apparently, the meal was already prepared, and she wasn't needed in the kitchen.
"Yes." Ari nodded again. "He came to our territory. Looked for ruins. Met while hunting. Tribe wanted to kill him and friends, but I warned them. Had to leave."
Dad cleared his throat while Mum glared at Ron. "I don't remember you mentioning this in your letter, Ron," she said with a frown.
"Ah…" Ron tried to smile. If he claimed that it hadn't been serious, Ari would be insulted - she had given up her home for them over it, after all. And his parents wouldn't believe him anyway. "I didn't want you to worry."
"I told you not to leave out the details," Hermione muttered.
"As if you told your parents everything," Ron shot back.
"I don't want them to worry too much," she replied. "They feel bad enough about my career already. But I certainly would have told them all about meeting Harry, if they hadn't been there when we met for the first time." She sniffed.
Ari nodded. "Harry conjured giant snake, and we rode down waterfall while tribe give chase."
Now even Dad was frowning at Ron. Bill never had to deal with this, Ron was sure.
*****
"...and then we landed in the river and apparated."
Harry had done his best to make the whole encounter with Ari's tribe sound not quite as dangerous as it had been, Ron Weasley had to admit - but his parents weren't that easily fooled. Of course, they had heard the story once already, before the rest of the family had arrived and dinner had started.
"Chased by an entire tribe," Mum said, shaking her head as she passed out the main course.
"Sounds like it was an adventure!" Fred grinned widely as his brother nodded. Their girlfriends were less enthused. At least the long-suffering look Alicia and Angelina exchanged made Ron think so. But then, they probably felt like that every day with the twins.
"It sounds like it was very dangerous," Mum remarked. "Over a hundred wizards and witches chasing you."
"Five times five times five," Ari corrected her.
"Thank you, dear." Mum's smile was more than a little forced.
"Pleasure." Ari beamed, and Ron had to cover up his snort with a cough. He wasn't the only one.
"What happened to the snake?" Luna asked in the sudden silence. "Did you just leave it in the jungle?"
Ron pointedly looked at Harry. Snakes were his business, not Ron's.
"The conjured snake?"
"Yes," Luna nodded, frowning slightly. "She must have been terribly confused."
"For the remaining hours of its existence," Ron heard Hermione mutter under her breath. Fortunately, not loud enough to be overheard by Ginny or the Lovegoods.
"I'm sure she was fine," Harry said. "She had no complaints."
"She might have just been too polite to say anything," Luna replied. "Conjured animals usually are."
"That's because they are conjured creatures and not real ones," Hermione muttered.
"I'll ask the next snake I conjure," Harry said.
Luna nodded solemnly. "Good. Too many wizards and witches neglect their conjurations. It's really inconsiderate of them, and, as the Boy-Who-Lived, you should lead by example."
"I'll keep that in mind," Harry managed to say with a straight face - though he quickly turned and started talking to Dad about enchanting an amphibious Range Rover.
And that left Mr Lovegood free to address Ari. "So you are a member of the Jaguar tribe, Miss."
"Former member. Cannot return. Dead if I do."
"Oh." The man blinked. "That's tragic."
"I am with Ron, Harry and Hermione now. New family." Ari grabbed Ron's arm for emphasis, not that anyone had missed that statement. Ron could see his mum's eyebrows rise.
But Ginny asked: "Is it true that all of your tribe can change into jaguars?" before Mum could say anything.
Ari nodded. "Yes. Ancestors were jaguars."
"Werejaguars?" Angelina looked suddenly nervous. And she wasn't the only one - even though the next full moon was more than a week away.
"No, they can freely shapeshift into a jaguar, similar to, though not quite like, animagi," Hermione explained. "They aren't lycanthropes."
"Oh. Can you show us?" Luna asked with a wide smile. "That sounds fascinating!"
Ari nodded. "Yes."
And before Ron could stop her, a jaguar tore through Ari's robes and almost toppled the table as she got entangled in the shredded robes and slid off the chair. Then she changed back to apologise.
While the remains of her clothes stayed on the floor.
*****
Dinner at The Burrow was usually lively - loud and boisterous, if Hermione Granger were honest. Ari changing into a big cat and losing all her clothes in the process before changing back into a witch wasn't exactly helping to calm the usual suspects down - apart from the moment of silence following her display - but it wasn't quite as disruptive as the 'field test' of the twins' Balloon Bonbons. That had caused everyone to swell in size and float to the ceiling - and toppled the table in the process.
"Sorry," Ari said, "I forgot clothes." She peered at the conjured robes Molly held out to her, then at her original robes, already mended by Ron, but made no move to dress.
She was checking which she preferred, Hermione realised with a chuckle.
"Dear?" Molly prompted Ari.
Ari frowned. "It just get ripped next time I change. And we aren't public."
Hermione chuckled again as Molly turned to Ron. "What have you been teaching the girl, Ron!"
She decided to help their friend out. "It's a culture clash, Molly," she said. "Ari's tribe changes into jaguars regularly and, therefore, they don't wear many clothes since they would just get torn anyway."
"And they don't need to wear many clothes anyway, not in the jungle," Harry added.
"Yes." Ari nodded emphatically. "Clothes are hindrance."
"A statement I support in full!" Fred added, unhelpfully as usual. Fortunately, Alicia made her displeasure known with a few choice hexes, and George was wise enough not to add fuel to the fire.
"Oh! Do you mean that they make it harder to change?" Luna piped up. "Perhaps this means there are ties to house-elves. They are, after all, also magically affected by clothes." She turned to Ginny. "This might shed light on the origin of house-elves!"
"The Jaguar tribe aren't evil spirits!" Ari protested with a growl - and dropped the robes Molly had handed over.
"Elves aren't evil spirits!" Ginny shot back, as protective as usual of Luna.
"She's only met Kreacher." Ron tried to interpose himself between his sister and his girlfriend. "And he's an evil little elf."
Hermione glared at him. "He isn't! And it's not his fault anyway - it's the Blacks' fault!"
"Not Sirius's," Harry added. "He didn't fill Kreacher's head with that bigoted nonsense."
Hermione was about to point out that, in his youth, Sirius hadn't treated Kreacher well, either when Molly raised her voice.
"This is The Burrow, not the Wizengamot!"
She continued in her normal tone: "Ari, dear, please dress." Molly smiled, but Ari probably only saw bared teeth - she did dress rather quickly, Hermione noted. "Fred, George - behave. We have guests."
"Technically, we're guests too!"
"I didn't do anything!"
Molly's next glare made the twins cower and their girlfriends chuckle.
Hermione had faced worse than Molly, of course - a Petunia angry at a completely understandable and not actually that dangerous mistake, which was more like a slightly miscalculated risk, really, was far, far more impressive, overall - but Hermione was a guest, and there was no need to discuss Kreacher at the table. They were still eating, after all.
Molly nodded. "Now, let's enjoy the rest of the meal. I've prepared butter fried trout."
While everyone made appreciative noises, Ari leaned towards Ron. "What is 'butter fried trout'?"
"It's a fish," Ron explained.
Ari smiled widely. "Perhaps I can learn recipe and cook sirens. Teach them not to grab you."
"Sirens?"
"Grab you?"
"Cook them?"
"You've encountered Caribbean sirens? In their native habitat? And didn't tell us?"
"Oh, did they try to entice you with their songs? Was it intentional? There is a theory that they don't really realise the effects of their songs on humans, you know."
And the Weasley family dinner once again lived up to its reputation. Hermione told herself that she really shouldn't have expected anything else.
*****
London, No 12 Grimmauld Place, August 23rd, 2001
"So, how long do you think it'll take before we get invited to The Burrow for dinner again?" Harry asked as he put down the teapot in the middle of the table.
Hermione Granger frowned at him as she filled her cup. "Molly understood perfectly that it was just a cultural misunderstanding." Ron's mum wouldn't teach Ari any recipes, though. Not for a while.
"I think she just wasn't willing to drive away the first witch Ron brought home to meet the family in years."
Hermione pursed her lips, then took a sip from her cup. "That might have played a part as well." Although Molly had accepted both Ginny and Luna's relationship as well as Bill and Fleur's, Ari was a little bit more exotic or eccentric than either witch. On the other hand, Arthur had his quirks as well. "By the way, what did Arthur have to say about our plans for an enchanted Range Rover?"
Harry grinned as he buttered his toast. "Oh, he was very enthusiastic. He had a lot of ideas as well."
"Great. Does that mean we need to ensure that he doesn't try to add air-to-air missiles launchers to the car? Or torpedoes?" Hermione snorted and took another sip from her cup before availing herself of a croissant.
"We could use either, you know. With pirates and sirens, and possibly sea monsters..." Harry shrugged.
He was being rather evasive. She narrowed her eyes at him. "You did tell him that we're not looking for a Bond car, didn't you?"
"It's better to have something and not need it than to need something you don't have, isn't it?" Harry smiled at her in that endearing, yet infuriating, way of his before taking a bite of his toast.
She closed her eyes and sighed. "If it doesn't look like a Range Rover, I'll be very cross." An Aston Martin wouldn't be exactly inconspicuous in the desert or jungle. And a sports car would be even worse.
"Promise - it'll look perfectly harmless."
And probably pack more firepower than a Typhoon. "Ah, well. It won't be ready for at least several weeks, though?" She finished her croissant and grabbed another.
Now it was Harry's turn to frown. "No. Arthur needs both more time and parts he can't get without Auntie's help."
Meaning highly illegal weapons.
"Well, at least we can take a muggle plane to our next destination," she said and refilled her cup. She was still waiting for the results of Dumbledore's enquiries, but Atlantis certainly wouldn't be found in Britain.
"I'd rather take a charter plane and our future Range Rover," Harry said. "It's going to be the Caribbean, after all."
Hermione rolled her eyes. "No matter where we head to next, I don't think we'll need air-to-air missiles or torpedoes."
"That still leaves machine guns."
She rubbed the bridge of her nose. "There are many less violent options for dealing with trouble."
"A few machine guns in reserve never hurt anyone," Harry retorted.
She stared at him. "Hurting people is their entire purpose, Harry. Like dark curses." Not that some people didn't deserve to be machine-gunned or cursed, of course. Like Kraft. And sometimes, you really needed either to save yourself. "And none of us has the training to use them as well as Petunia does, anyway." Even if Harry might think otherwise. And, of course, not even Petunia knew how to use air-to-air missiles or torpedoes. At least Hermione didn't think so.
He sighed. "I've just got a bad feeling about this expedition."
"This isn't Star Wars," she told him. "And you're no Seer."
"I've been right before," he protested.
"We're Curse-Breakers. You don't need to be a Seer to know that, sooner or later, we'll encounter trouble in our line of work," she pointed out.
"That doesn't mean I'm wrong, either."
"We'll take precautions," she said. As he perked up, she added: "Sensible precautions."
Definitely not machine guns hidden up his sleeves or whatever else Harry might dream up.
*****
Hogwarts, August 23rd, 2001
"I am sorry to have to inform you of this, but, as I suspected, the Department of Mysteries has denied the request to grant you access to their library." Dumbledore, sitting behind his desk, spread his hands in a conciliatory gesture that also managed to block his phoenix from pilfering the nearby bowl of sweets. "Not even the prospect of acquiring more information about the Atlanteans was able to sway them."
Hermione Granger sighed. "As you said - it was to be expected. Thank you again for making the attempt on our behalf." She bit her lower lip. There were other avenues of research, but they were more dangerous. Although she didn't know if they were more dangerous than breaking into the Department of Mysteries.
"However," Dumbledore went on with a smile as he gently smoothed Fawkes's ruffled feathers, "I do know a, shall we say, private collector of all things ancient who might have the kind of information you seek. Since, despite my assurances to the contrary, he feels that he owes me a favour as I saved him from being kidnapped during my visit to the Caribbean some time ago, I think he can be persuaded to help you with your research."
Hermione perked up. That was a far more promising option.
"What's his name?" Harry asked.
"Matthias Mallory."
She took a deep breath. Mallory was one of the most famous - and most private - collectors and one of Gringotts' best clients. She knew of five auctions where his agents had bought relics the goblins didn't care for because they weren't precious metal or jewels. But she didn't know anyone who had actually met the man. Well, now she did.
Of course, she didn't know if Mallory had any Atlantean tablets in his possession - but given his wealth and interests, it was likely.
"Where does he live?" Harry asked.
"In Key West."
*****