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[RPG] KH: Hard Day's Knight 1.2

Discussion in 'Play-by-Post' started by AndrewJTalon, Jul 26, 2019.

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  1. AndrewJTalon

    AndrewJTalon Versed in the lewd.

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    The Heavy rammed against Konstantin, but the mighty paladin stood his ground!

    Just as a jar of yellow, foul smelling liquid mashed onto Konstantin's head!

    D20: 13

    All of Konstantin's stats are reduced by 10 points!
     
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    AndrewJTalon Versed in the lewd.

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    D20: 19

    The Lightning blast knocked the Scout off his feet. The Healers however began to shoot their troops with beams of healing, avoiding the attacks of Mister Incredible and Elasti-Girl!
     
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    dwennon Versed in the lewd.

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    Seeing what was going on with the healers, Paul fired at their healing guns with another set of lightning shots.
     
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    AndrewJTalon Versed in the lewd.

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    D20: 11 - 5 = 6

    The other Heavy threw himself in front of the lightning blasts, taking them as his body was electrocuted. A Soldier fired a rocket launcher back at Paul!

    D20: 2

    The missile though flew right past Paul!

    "ARGH! DAMN YER COMMUNIST MAGIC!" He cursed.
     
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    Zaravan Know what you're doing yet?

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    ". . ."

    Well, that was that.

    His temper burning white hot, Konstantin felt something... Righteous take place. Raising his hammer, he called for Punishment, and was answered.

    LIMIT BREAK; SENTENCE THE GUILTY.

    A Burning Pyre manifested behind Konstantin, and he grabbed a nearby Mercenary by the throat, throwing them against the Pyre, which bound them with ropes, and they could already feel the burning...


    Then, he Guarded the Pyre, facing down the rest with a seething anger.

    +Guarded

    All present could hear faint screams of men and women in the air. Out of the corner of their visions, ethereal figures, people tied to Pyres, thrashing about as they burned to death, manifested.


    The sound of flames and cries for mercy filled the air.
     
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    dwennon Versed in the lewd.

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    "Fuck you, I'm an agent of America. Got my license and everything you separtist ass hole." Paul said, not taking the dig at being a communist well. And deciding to see if he could fuck with the asshole a bit. Stomping hist foot down in the direction of the heavy, healers and so on, Paul used an Earth Render. The attack firing out in a line in front of Paul, hitting everything within it's range.
     
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    D20: 20 - 10 = 10

    The Sniper was screaming loudly. "I MISS NEW ZEALAND!" He shrieked as he burned. Another Soldier rocket launched himself up overhead, and fired off a another rocket at Konstantin's head!

    D20: 20

    The blast knocked Konstantin off his feet, as he took hard damage!
     
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    D20: 8

    While not a powerful spell, and without much effect, it did throw the mercenaries off balance. Mister Incredible charged, swinging his wife around like a bludgeon!

    D20: 16

    Which smacked the hell out of dozens of the mercenaries!
     
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    Something cracked. He was bleeding. His head was ringing. He couldn't see very well...

    Oh wait, that was just some blood getting in his eyes. Damn. He was... No, he was really hurting. That was bad.

    He spat up more blood, but stayed on his feet, however unsteady. Casting a Miracle, he mended some of his more minor wounds. It didn't fix him entirely, but he wasn't on the edge of passing out from blood loss anymore.

    The Pyre kept burning, and red rain fell around the Mercenaries as the screaming got louder, and several of them began bleeding copiously.
     
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    D20: 17

    The Demoman's weapon and the rest of him was frozen in a layer of ice.

    "What the sh-?!"
     
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    Seeing the state Konstantin was in, Paul prepared a spell. One of healing and debuff removal. Preparing the spell, and casting it on his ally.
     
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    Valiant Having a lookaround

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    "Oh wow, he's really out to dry- Kon!"

    Dipper dashed in, Keyblade brandished, "Get Back!" The blade was swung like a baseball bat at the Heavies middle, to give his friend a little more breathing room.
     
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    D20: 6

    It helped... A very slight amount, but not much.

    D20: 14 - 10 = 4

    While it annoyed the mercenaries, it did very little. Practically nothing.

    "Tastes like ketchup!" The Soldier bellowed.
     
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    Clicking his tongue, Paul tried to just cast Esuna and remove the debuffs from Konstantin. Just trying to take the edge off if nothing else.
     
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    As Konstantin kept guarding the Pyre, he decided to give the Heavy a smack on the skull.

    The Pyre, meanwhile, kept burning Sniper.

    More Red Rain. More bleeding. Lots of it.
     
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    D20: 2

    The spell lit up but didn't do much at all. Fortunately, the Jarate seemed to be wearing off.

    D20: 1

    Alas, the hit missed entirely as the Heavy was able to sidestep the strike.

    "HA! You covered in pee! Enjoying it, holy man?" He taunted. He swung for Konstantin!

    D20: 1

    And missed like he was swinging at the moon.
     
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    Eye twitching at this, Paul tried again and just went with an Angel Whisper. If nothing else the auto life that should take effect should give a safety net if it works.
     
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    . . .

    Taking out a sharp wooden stake (Never leave home without at least five when vampires are around.) Konstantin made to jam it deeeeep into the Heavy's eyesocket and drive it into his skull.
     
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    D20: 19

    The spell glowed like the rising sun! And Konstantin's flesh healed and knit!
     
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    The stake missed. Heavy grinned and swung back.

    "HA! EAT THIS!"

    D20: 13

    The strike hit Konstantin, and the paladin was knocked back. The Sniper fell from the pyre, terribly burned. Before a Medic's beam hit him, and he began to be healed.
     
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    ". . ."

    Grabbing the Medic next, Konstantin threw him onto the Pyre, before refreshing his Guard on the burning object, as well as readying a Riposte.

    +Guard

    +Ripose
     
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    Getting frustrated at this, Paul pulled out an item. The one for reversing the stone condition. Reversed it and threw it at the medic. Hopefully it'd hit one of these assholes Paul thought.
     
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    "OW OW OW-ZEIN-OWWWW!" The Medic cried. "NOW I KNOW HOW MEIN PATIENTS FELT OW OW OW!"

    The Heavy again struck for him as hard as he could!

    D20: 18

    The blow struck hard, and Konstantin was slammed backwards. The Soldier then fired a rocket at the Pyre.

    D20: 5

    The rocket glanced off the Pyre, but didn't actually destroy it. It did hit the Medic though, who screamed louder.

    "OW OW OW YOU FOOOOOL!"

    D20: 9

    Unfortunately, the stone potion was smashed against the ground, useless!
     
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    The Heavy was knocked back, the wind knocked out of him as he was blasted off his feet and into another set of Mercenaries. Roxanne emerged and took hold of Dipper's hand.

    "All right, time to end this! Come on Dipper: Let it loose!" She encouraged. "LIMIT!"
     
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    This was going so badly it was getting ridiculous. Konstantin gripped his hammer tight and swung back at the Heavy, aiming to smash his skull into paste.

    The Pyre burned, and the Mercenaries felt something trying to throw off their aim...

    [Attempted Debuff inflict]
     
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    Eye just twitching in annoyance, Paul just decided screw it. Readied up his fist, and let out an Aura Blast at the medic. Deciding he might as well go with something that doesn't use up finite resources.
     
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    D20: 4

    While the spell was cast, it caused virtually no change to the accuracy of the shots being fired.

    D20: 1

    And his swing... Missed. The Heavy though wasn't doing any better after Dipper's strike.

    D20: 7

    The Aura Blast knocked him back hard, but another Scout dove in and fired his scatter gun at Paul!

    D20: 2

    And missed entirely.

    "My mom loaded shit for ammo!" The Scout bellowed angrily.

    During this entire time, the two Engineers were just sitting and watching, sharing beers.
     
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    Just sighing, Paul decided fuck it. And just threw a berserk card at the Scout. Figuring if nothing else he could make the asshole a threat to both sides.
     
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    Konstantin attempts to Stake the Heavy again.
     
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    "I... I WANT TO KILL ALL YOU LOSERS! YOU ALL SUCK!" The Scout bellowed, as he began swinging at his teammates. Mr. Incredible and Elasti-Girl again struck, slowing all the mercs down.
     
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